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Because they know you are DUMB enough to believe them

Maybe next time you tell him you're underaged

You called your boyfriend a loser because he PRESERVED you? And you waved your ex to his face? That means you've been phoney, that means you've been playing him, and you say you love him! I cannot find any correlation with love in your actions. I think you're just tying the young man to your aprons probably because he got something you CRAVE FOR but at the same time he doesn't have enough to make you fall in lv with him; he boosts your street cred, nothing more. You do not love him at all, you just dont want to be LONELY without him.
Sit down and deal wiv the truth FIRST

Adventure principally. Lotsa men cheat to break monotony

At long last!! Your prayers have been answered, am I happy for you!!!

@pat. I be IFA priest na!

Itz easy na. You do not have to waste money to do a simple thing like this. What you'll do? Strip yourself of all worldly apparel and go STARK NAKED. Take a detour of seven markets in anambra and circle then seven times. Use your staff of office(dic.k) and hit the ground repeatedly while chanting "die!,die!,"
Rules to remember
1, no bathing for 1 yr
2,dry fasting for 1 yr
3, no peeing or poo poo for one yr
4, no twanging for one yr
May HE reward you!!

Is it fair to assume St Fumi is as BITTER with men as Fuc.kyou is with women?
The pattern is too consistent. Whatz ur story guys?

See, girl, take away that thought of offering sex to a grieving guy like someone suggested you should do. It'll shoo him off faster than anything else. I lost my daddo late last year and very nearly lost my beau because I felt she didn't handle me well enough. Sex could be grating when someone is grieving.
1,Do not pity him. Nothing can be more depressing
2,Don't be moody because he is. And don't depend on him for ur "high".He'll look unto you for upliftment and it won't be good if ur down urself
3, Never initiate sex at all. If he feels up to it, fine. But don't initiate it. It trivialises the situ he's in and he'll resent the lack of respect for the mum that ur urge depicts
The rest are standard, lots of warmth and affection and, why not, prayers!

Be engulfed in warmth and bliss; now and always. Congratz sis.

Titanic version 2: Home edition
If you smile, I'll smile
If you cry, I'll cry
But, if you jump out of the window (read-commit suicide)
I will LOOK, SHAKE MY HEAD AND THANK GOD IT WASN'T ME.
Adiu lovergirl. Iyabo will be happy now she doesn't have COMPETITION

You'll find love if you start searching in the right places. Forget those areas where the probability of you getting love is limited and move to where it is UNLIMITED!! All those girls wey don mature but they sell GROUNDNUT 4 ur area, begin with them na? Abi dey no need love? Good luck you hear? Love dey come!

The poster should really be excused for giving out her particulars so tamely.It is the norm and it didn't start with her so don't blame her. Maybe if she had acted with a little thought and restraint she would not have attracted the odium that was the CV request.
However, I would rather blame society because there are things "ordered" by society and people do them without thinking. Would you blame them for acting normal?
I've seen tonnes of cases where career successful, young and beautiful girls mortgage their future because they want to marry a no- name "away" guy with the full support of her family. Now, one can not be prejudiced against genuine love between the mentioned but most of the time it is love by proxy with the girl unable to even see the guy she intends to marry until she's parcelled over there.
You'd even have to 4give the "away" guy's impudence because the impression of the Nigerian girl is that of a DESPERADO.

@mai suya; you still get suya? Ram suya?!!

SHE KISSED YOU AND YOU WHERE IN ALL THOSE TURMOIL?!!.PLS LISTEN TO YOURSELF AND TELL ME HOW "MATURED" YOU THINK YOU SOUND WHILE ANGLING FOR "MATURED" ADVICE. IF AT THIS STAGE IN YOUR LIFE AND WITH ALL YOUR UNMENTIONED ISSUES, YOU STILL GO INTO A TIZZY OVER A MERE KISS, IT SHOWS WHERE YOUR FOCUS LIES AND YOU MUST DERIVE YOUR ANSWER WHETHER TO GO SEE HER OR NOT FROM THERE. GO AND MEET HER, YOU ARE MORALLY QUESTIONABLE ANYWAY SO WHAT WOULD YOU LOSE?

To everyone, their belief. Personally, I do not have any CAUSE WHATSOEVER to believe in PROPHETS or PROPHECY, but since YOU do, I'll advice you strike a BALANCE between what they tell you AND what YOU know. You do not have to close ur eyes while another person RUNS YOUR LIFE for you. It doesn't sound INTELLIGENT AT ALL. For all i know, u might have thrown away a chance of bliss with a poor guy whose only blemish is failing to pass a SOILED ROBE'S VISIBILITY TEST.~~~ That will be the day when some prophet will come between me and my beau!!

wtf?!!

Like most social ills though, rape can be curtailed by giving people BASIC EDUCATION

@ poster. Where did you get your- too much rape- data from? I disagree with you

Can't get enough of TIME AFTER TIME-CYNDI LAUPER.Hitz me where i lived!

You'll never really know if the shoe will pinch until you try it on. I would want to believe I'll stay if my m8 makes it up in some other ways. But after reading the post above, hmm. I don't know again

Debatable, though you have a point. Now, what defines "extreme"? And what kind of INTELLIGENCE do we mean?: Nature given or acquired?
High IQ can be bequeathed on ANY irrespective of ALLURE. But ACQUIRED INTELLIGENCE(street wisdom), I think has a bias for a certain strata.
Now, just like the cliché -trouble builds character- runs true. So too, "over fineness" blunts intelligence. For whereas the ordinary mortals knowing their LIMITATIONS scrape 4 whatever will assuage the imbalance( read-acquire intelligence) The over fine ones never deign stoop to certain levels cos they're FAWNED over and believe they have "ALL". Now, what dyu give to somebody who has everything? Got the drift?

Nice girl. I just did.

Never ever let a woman know you DELIBERATELY PASSED HER ON to your BEST FRIEND to SAMPLE.THEN she won't understand you guys have CONFIRMED her a LovePeddler!!!!!

Never ever let DELECTABLE ST FUMI be ANGRY For too LONG.Otherwise, she'll HOARD her DAILY RATION OF BOOTIFUL DELICACIES.THEN YOU'LL DIE FROM PRIAPISM!
Am out!!!!!!!

Never ever be tempted to lace a WOMAN(?!) like FUMI with MAGUN. Unless ur seriously BAITING THAT CHIMPANZEE down at the ZOO.
WARNING: DUMPY FUMI does not ATTRACT Human beings ANYMORE!

Never ever spend ur money on exlax or andews liver salt when ur constipated. Gently PART Fumi's THIGH and SNIFF!! Help spread the word after VOMITTING!!

Never ever DENY FUMI IN HEAT otherwise your HOUSE CLEANER will be the BENEFICIARY of your INDESCRETION

Never ever hide the INSECTICIDE in the house otherwise FUMI would not be able to PACIFY the LICE in her PUBES