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Affairs With Distance Cousin (Read 52 views)

mmababy (f)
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Is It Bad To Have An Affairs With Distance Cousin
« on: Yesterday at 01:07:28 PM »

this any thing wrong in having an affairs with a distance cousin,his ground mummy and my ground dad is from the same parents.
@ mmababy. It's highly unlikely
To ACCURATELY DESCRIBE YOU without sounding INSULTIVE! The FURTHEREST I can run from insulting you is to say you are just a HYPOCRITE!!!

@mmababy. What do you expect of the world when the likes of YOU are LUSTING after their COUSIN? Eh?!!

Maybe if we tune our EXPECTATION LEVELS a WEE LOWER, we might find out that TRUE LOVE actually DOES STILL EXIST

She could be a PRANKSTER trying to pull your legs. Play along with her and see where the ROAD LEADS. Just tell her that you'll take whatever so far she's HAPPY. If she GENUINELY WALKS, leave her. You dont av much of a choice anyway

As hard as it may sound, I do not think you have a choice here. Apart from the job issue, I do not think you have the nous to keep that girl any more. With your pathetic WHINING you have succeeded in turning her LOVE to RESENTMENT. The babe gave you a kick up your backside; a wake up call; find a job. Why? Because she loves you and feels your'e not pulling your weight enough. Your response? WHIMPERING!!. You never heard ITZ BETTER TO LOSE A LOVER THAN LOVE A LOSER. Tell yourself today that you r not a LOSER! Work on the INNER man in you and rebuild your self confidence.AND you need a JOB. Nothing does a man's confidence good as a job no matter how small. Earn ur own bucks and see your life SWIVEL. If you still love her then, thatz ur time for her. But right now, you should put a MASSIVE SIGNPOST to her DOOR: "BAA SHIGA( no entry) it won't be easy, my guy. But you'll TURN THE CURVE. CHEASY!

Never let Fumi know that DEEP & WIDE is not a reference to her INTELLECTUAL ability. But to a MORE FUNDAMENTAL ANOMALY in her ANATOMY

WIKIPEDIA DEFINITION OF HALITOSIS; A CONDITION OF THE MOUTH AS AN ANTESCEDENT OF A NIGHT OUT, AGAINST PARENTAL ADVISE, ON ST. F'S COOCHIE. CURE YET TO BE FOUND .VECTOR BEST QUARANTINED!

Never ever let FUMI know the SOUR MILK you complained about was indeed a LEAK from her left MAMMARIES

Should you tell her that the TOOTHPICK you are RUMMAGING for is to remove her WIRELIKE pubic hair from your TEETH after giving her, you know what? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

Na so e be bros!

Never ever let a woman know you SMELT your HANDS after FINGERING her. And never ever let her know you COULDN'T swallow SPITTLE for days UNTIL you used ORALDIN MOUTH WASH after giving her HEAD!!!!!

There are men that cannot handle the slightest irritation and SOME women can be mightily irritating. There's nothing as bad as realising that that hottie you've been pining for for ages and is now your girlfriend is nothing more than an air head with no style nor personality! A lot of women spend too much time in outward adornment and too little on inside refinement.So if you have a short fuse as a guy what would you do especially if the girl is the CLINGY CLINGY type? I cannot imagine a SENSIBLE guy treating his CORRECT girlfriend like trash because he knows the SCORE and realises the girl can be as good with him as without him.
It is only those "waka pass" girls that live FOR and OFF men and whose only input and qualification in a relationship is to FLOP in bed and MOAN that get treated like trash. And deservedly SO!

Oga fu.k yu. Must you always be obnoxious? Ever heard of the word DECORUM?

Campuses are a severe test to distant relatioships. There is no guarantee what would happen if one's beau goes to school and it's not predicated on if ur girl is good or bad. The pressures inside campuses for dating relationships are severe and mostly peer induced so it could be helpful if you do visit your girl, once in a while, and get to know her girlfriends and establish a kind of presence in her life on campus.
There's no bigger bait in schools for guys than a babe who doesn't have a recognisable boyfriend. If your babe is "boyfriendless" in skul,they'll swarm her. She might not be able to cope with the derison and contempt of her friends who'll want her on the same "level" with em . On the other hand, if she gets a platonic relationship as a front and the guy is a sharp guy, she's dead duck as she's so likely to fall!
Your best bet is to sit her down and talk about the basis of ur relatioship. Point out the pressures she'll face and help her understand how she'll handle them. Open and maintain a communication channel and establish your presence in her new environment.
On the other hand, YOU CAN SET HER FREE. IF SHE COME'S BACK TO YOU, SHE'S YOUR'S. IF SHE DOESN'T, THEN SHE'S NEVER YOUR'S TO START WITH. Enjoy!!

He has as much SACRIFICE to make as you have. Now that he has proven incapable of handling FREEDOM, is it not time he's a wee "GROUNDED"? For a start, he's been a naughty boy so no more clubbing or going to places that might jeopardise his FRAGILE self discipline.Or in lieu, can you go with him?. Could you put a, "tail" on him if you can't stop him from "crawling"? Personally I think being drunk is a rather weak excuse for a man to cheat given the thought processes of a man. Women? Maybe. Not a man. And i think he confessed to you because he brought a PACKAGE back to the house with him and not from remorse. I won't say you should leave him. You just have to recognise you have a JOB to do!!

Jeez!, I've almost concluded that your beau is having a little TRYST on the side until I learnt she's a virgin. Boy!, and you want to dump her, because she doesn't show affection?! Why don't you, as you're on it, find out if she knows what affection is or how to show one for that matter. Does your ABSTINENCE inclde BONDING gestures like kisses and cuddles? Do you guys hold hands in public or you DAMMED YOUR EMOTIONS IN THE TURPOR OF ABSTINENCE?
Who made the CELIB8 rules?
See,guy, to each, his own. But I won't do a lotta things the way you're doing them. That woman, even if she denies it, is ONE SEETHING VOLCANO WAITING TO ERUPT,YOu must find a creative way of releasing this PENT UP ENERGY if you persist in staying celib8.Methinks this relationship is one HELL OF A BORING SPECTACLE. But you can wake her up. ITZ IN UR HANDS.She deserves a SECOND CHANCE

Valentine addresses the fears and insecurities of an average Nigerian girl. I these days of ZERO TRUST in relationships, a girl will do all just to spend Val with her guy. That bequeaths on her OWNERSHIP STATUS over the other girls that might be. I remember in our undergraduate days, God save a guy if u spend val away from ur babe. Even if u are in critical state in a hospital with a NO VISITORS sign on the door, she must find her way there; at least to keep the nurses abay!

PREGNANCY Can DEFINITELY TRAP a guy only when he LOVES the girl but is UNDECIDED about a future with her. He'll MAKE UP his mind SHARPISH!
However,If a guy has DECIDED against you: for whatever reason, maybe ur too good for him or, !, even if he LOVEDor LOVES you, that pregnancy CAN NEVER trap him.
It could turn out to be a SWELL time, but this time, ONLY in your TOMMY!!!!

@poster
I would want to believe that you guys genuinely have something on and that your guy is comfortable with WHO he is and does not have HANG UPS.~~~Now, the stereotypical WESTERN lady is viewed in Nigeria as being too EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE AND CLINGY. Please, ma'am, this is a huge TURNOFF for the AVERAGE Nigerian man. He loves his woman STRONG and a wee INDEPENDENT.~~~You must not be an APPENDAGE to him otherwise,trust me, the attraction will wan. You should learn to do your own things and not CROWD him.
A cardinal rule for an AFRICAN man is RESPECT and TRUST.Give him this and ur more than HALFWAY there.
Do not PRY unduly as you might have him rattled. You should KNOW That He might carry HUGE RESPOSIBILITIES back home in Nigeria that might SULLEN HIS MOOD sometimes and that he wouldn' want you to be privy to. So leave him when He CLAMS UP.Just offer emotional SUPPORT not PRYING.He'd as soon be comfortable with you and HE'LL TELL.
The rest is easy ma'am; JUST USE UR FEMALE INTUITION and he'll be PUTTY in ur hands. just remember to MOULD WELL. GOOD LUCK!

@poster; HOW DOES IT FEEL DATING A DISVIRGINED BOYFRIEND?!!