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From the looks of it, he'll actually enjoy the table rendezvous.

WebSurfer:
terrible idiot...
He should be arrested, imprisoned, tied down to a table with gays taking turns to rape him as punishment..

Disgusting mofo

Oh my! My team is getting some serious whooping!

Wait... Isn't this the Chelsea post?

Pepper spray comes in handy. If the person is holding a knife and not a gun. Pepper spray his eyes

She can go ahead and marry the Yahoo Plus boys on the island and their babalawos join. Biko, smallie mentality . Don't blame her. Na pikin

God bless you. And God will provide for you to take care of her in Jesus name. Amen.

Skipuru:
Thanks I won't do that any more . I will give her my full support.

Hey dear,
I'm a woman. Pls trust me. OK?
Don't abort it. Don't let her abort it. Why? Because in 10yrs time, that baby (ur future niece or nephew) will be your pride and joy. I know a lady who got pregnant at 16, she kept the baby.

She's 33 now. She's successful. Her daughter is her joy. She also has a son now. And is happily married to the father of her son.
What am I trying to say ? Your sister made a mistake. Don't make more mistakes by taking a wrong decision.

Skipuru:
A guy of 27 years old impregnated my 16 years old sister mean while she's about to write her waec next year.
I called the guy on phone and he said he's ready to take responsibility of the girl and she will marry her , but me I don't like it that way because she's too small to bear a child and I don't want that to happen to my sister because she's the only girl in my family.
Now the question is I want her to abort the child and focus on her education but the guy said he ready and my mom called me and said that my sister said if anything should happen to her that it's on our head.
Please I want you to post it so I can hear people's opinions on this so I can know the right thing to do because I'm I'm going crazy.

Please I need a good advice on how to follow this matter. My mom want her to suffer so she can learn her lesson but me she will bring shame to me and my family. I'm just a boy of 22 years old still on the street.

That's Bella Rose. One of the finest radio presenters I know, and humble. Better than any flat tummied slay queen I know too. Leave am like that. Thank u.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] waist trainer is 4k now

The girl in the 3rd pix shld do the needful


pot belly girls are not attractive
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#No Filter Attitude

Now, for those Nigerians calling the song crap, lemme address something. Music is spiritual. It has to connect with you at some level. If it doesn't, then your taste in music is probably different and obviously that particular sound isn't your spec.


In one line - The international community that y'all look up to approved the song as a hit (not that we need their accreditation). But they did. And a large number of music critics and heads of the game cannot be wrong.

I'm not a fan of the naija commercial sound, but I know a good song when I hear one. Whether I like it or not. And Ojuelegba is one.

Listen to World music... Some from other African countries.... Most of the time you don't get it. But then, you start to feel the connect in your soul.
That can only happen when you listen to these different sounds with an open mind.


Music is like food. That I don't like Goulash don't make it less of a good meal. Or cheese. Or Caviar.

Lool

greatseed:
A footballer with a no record performance

Hahahaha

enonche85:
A failed British footballer and an ex-con

Lmaooooooooo

rafa9:
failure at newcastle, westham,celtic, twitter, everywhere

Lol @ "was it your entrance? "

But wait Joey, cos no be trance or house party or rock or techno no mean say it's crap. It's called Afro beat. And true true, it's bigger than you.
Wait, who is he again?

How come I can barely hear what he's saying? Can this be the reason why he's 'misunderstood '?

Lol.

Mr. Goodluck Ononibe just reminded me of a man who complained about his wife to my Mom. My mom barely knew them then, new to the neighborhood, she wondered why the man would bring down his wife that she refused to work and is too lazy.

Fast forward 1yr plus, turns out the woman is the bread winner. She always has been. She quit her cleaning job to farm. That farm is booming now to the point the man asked her to stop that she doesn't have time for the home. The dude in question is retired and at home o. The poor wife.
Smh.

.........

I'd like to meet this woman. Cos of her, I will try a road trip to Ghana for real

Anywhere you live, may God bless your hustle.
This is going out to every hardworking individual out there. Weda you live in Nigeria or outside the country, it really can't be a walk in the park.

So I pray for increase for you, in Jesus name. Amen.

I live in Nigeria doc.

My observation was during one of my vacations abroad.

They are two different countries, with different standards of living. Nig and the US. Both have their pros and cons.

OP is saying earning $2000/month in the US is nothing. Which is true. That's the point he's trying to make. Cos people are quick to convert to naira and brag that they are making it big.

Pros of living in the US- The amenities. Social Security. Credit Facility etc.

Pros of living in Naija - Affordable Housing and food stuff. No matter how much u earn, with the right budgeting, and 'hold bodi ' ,you can survive. Anybody can become a millionaire tomorrow with hard work and smart work... Etc


The Cons? We all know the cons of living in Nigeria and outside Nigeria.

It's not a matter of debating, it's just mere fact.

The grass is greener where you water it.

Kennydoc:
I don't know how much you earn per month, but just compare yourself to 'lucky' graduates in Nigeria who earn ₦100k per month. Can you survive on such a salary if you live and work in Ikoyi? Yet Ikoyi can't compare to most American cities in terms of infrastructure and social amenities.

Happy married life to them. And may happiness raid their home always... And may the Lord bless them with kids that'll bring them nothing but joy. Amen.

My dear....
Sigh.

Only1mi:
People don't understand the effects of domestic violence, especially when it isn't physical.

I am NOT an advocate for divorce. But pls, do not speak for people you do not know.
Yes, separate from a violent partner.... But how will you say they'll "definitely come to their senses and miss" the abused spouse?
A violent person that you the OP does not know?
How can you write with certainty that such person will repent?
Please before posting anything, construct your tenses appropriately.

Domestic violence is a matter of life and death. Not a trivial thing to be taken lightly. Pls.

newsynews:
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Well, there are instances that may appear gravey and which are one of the reasons why Christians of today wrongly divorce and even go ahead to remarry. One of such is domestic violence.

Daddy Freeze, in his argument with Timi Dakolo, gave an instance of a man who woke to see his wife in the middle of trying to cut off his manhood. He wondered why anyone would advice such a man to remain in the life-threatening relationship. We also see cases of men beating their wives to stupor like she's a criminal. Do such instances require a Christian marriage to be divorced? No.

Mathew 19:9
I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

What can be done in such instance where you feel your life is threatened is to file for separation, not divorce. Separate from the partner for a while which might include you leaving the house. After a while, the partner will come to his or her right senses. If it's a man, he will definitely miss your loving care, how you wash his clothes, cook his meal, clean the house and the warmth of your body. If it's a woman, she will miss you cos women always want a manly authority over them. She will realize that you are the only person who can tolerate her shortcomings.

True. Cost of living, taxes etc.... Paying for gas, cable, insurance, food (this one can take up to $200 a month), rent (depending on wer u live, $400-$700 a month)... Phone bills, and not to talk of miscellaneous...

After spending a month in the mid-west (which is far cheaper than NY, Cali and co) my eye open o.
Lol.

After all the expenses, who will want to pay tithe? Most people don't. Cos the money isnt even enough. Just a few dole out that 10% .

timesup234:
The funniest and most expensive joke I have heard from Nigerians doing menial jobs in the US. and earning between $1,500- $2,000, is claiming that they are richer than bank managers in Nigeria. I guess they make their money in America while spending it in Nigeria. This stupid joke need to stop. A Nigerian doing menial job in the US. at best can be compare to someone receiving 80,000 Monthly in Nigeria in purchasing power. A Nigerian doing odd jobs for 10 yrs will still be paying rent while a 10 yrs bank manager would have long built two to three houses with a lucrative investment. Nigerians in America need to stop converting currencies because it is clearly stated that if you earn $12,000 annually in America you are living in poverty

La Campagne Tropicana, Artican Beach and MicCom, done. I want and hope to do La Manga and Inagbe and Whispering Palms next.
... And more La Campagne Tropicana sha...

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Lol @ epistle. It's fine.

I have teenage sisters, and I don't worry about them. You know why? Cos of the values we grew up with.
I'm a part of the showbiz industry ,and my parents don't worry about me. You know why? Cos they know the girl child they birthed.

It's never about society. It used to be, but not anymore. Who wan spoil, go spoil. There's been a rise also on Yahoo plus and boys drinking to death, making illegal money and joining kidnap rings....

But like I said, there's also been a rise of young people bettering themselves and breaking boundaries. That the media don't celebrate them don't mean they don't exist.

I'm speaking from experience. The girl child that is taught values will never lose those values, except she wan spoil.

Yonce:
Fewer women are achieving these days. . . . Women have perfected the act of earning money in exchange for their bedroom talents.
That's why promiscuity is on the rise, that's why Baby Mamas have sudden relevance. The girl child who spent years in the university, amassed knowledge in the postgraduate level and is trying to better herself will not hit nairaland FP. Davido's Baby mama posts a racy pic and bam! She's the latest hot topic. . . . 2face wife slays in a new dress and bloggers take to their keyboards and write on it. She trends.

The teenage girl with access to the internet notices this trend and before you know it, education and goals takes the back seat. . . All she thinks about is slaying for the gram, finding a rich guy to cling to which is basically the fastest way to a better life.

Trust me ma'am, society has messed with the girl child. The writer is reluctant to have a daughter not because girls are bad but because training them to be different from the average female in this 21st century takes a lot of work, you have to constantly worry if she's hanging out with the right crowd, her social media accounts, and all the dìcks flying her way.
At least with a male, all you have to worry about is one dìck.

Sorry for the epistle.

My dear, nobody has been programmed anything.

That was the 70s and 80s. Now women are achieving... And our standards have risen. We have more female achievers and role models and entrepreneurs now than back in the day when everybody thought the woman's office was the kitchen.

If and when anyone is going to defend a gender based topic, kindly defend with facts and statistics.
In this generation, any girl that chooses to take a back seat, is cos she wants to. Not society programming her. Not parents programming her, nor the FG.

In the era of female professionals, who no wan work to become something, na personal choice.
Thank u.

Yonce:
I don't think the topic is misogynistic. The writer mainly expresses concern on how the girl child has been programmed to take the back seat mentally and ONLY use her "talents" to get what she wants.

Thank God I'm not average.
But in defense of the average female, the average Nigerian lady of this generation is a go-getter (not in the sugar daddy term, but in the entrepreneurship term). They quit their jobs to set up something for themselves. I can only speak for the ones I know, while u speak for yours.

The average ladies around me aspire to inspire. Creating and building something for themselves, working twice as hard. And achieving.

THE BELOW AVERAGE ladies, those Barbies are the ones u just described.

The ABOVE AVERAGE ones are intelligent people like me, who push, fall, work ten times as hard and smart as any man to be top in the game. And when we win, we share the proceeds with the less privileged.

So my dear, speak for yourself o. For every hoe girl out there, is also a useless boy/man out there complimenting the hoeness.

Never call the average lady a hoe. That's a term for those at the lower rung.

Lawlahdey:
Deep. You know what i think about this? The truth is the average female don't have the strength or ability required for day-to-day jobs. The average female is work-lazy. She wants things to come to her on a platter of gold and in a country like Nigeria, that's quite impossible. So, she resorts to selling her body because that's the only way to have it easy.

My dear, even though we dunno the true story, it's possible o. All for show.
I knew a guy in abuja, way back 2009.. He made money. Hit about #100mil. Cool cash. He was squatting with a female friend when the money land. Dude bought G-wagon. Lived the life... Clubbing everyday. Like, literally.

His friend didn't bother to kick him out cos ofcos she sef dey enjoy the cheese. Long story short. The money finished. How it finished, I no know. He was still squatting. I'm hoping by now him don wise up sha. All dese for show.

onyekachee:
He taught ray how to fly business class?please is there such airline that takes such class?
I just hate when friends have little misunderstanding and the next thing they start airing all their dirty laundry,throwing childish tantrums in public

There is more to the story because if truly hush puppy Is broke judging from his flamboyant lifestyle and heavy spending,it will just be hard to believe he can't afford to pay for rent and taxi,still waiting for hush puppy's side of the story while I sip my tea

See Dalung going to Cheer my Anthony. Dem tell am to support boxing, e no gree. Now the guy is internationally known, they want to perch. Anthony reps England. Sorry cheerleaders


He's still proudly naija sha.

But on a serious note tho, the ministry of Sports shouldn't wait until an athlete or a sports person make it to limelight on their own or with the help of foreign countries before they appreciate. That's being myopic.

Speak with fact sir.


Except u understand the language that was spoken, and what he said is different from what we wer told, oga all-knowing one, the caption was, he confessed to stealing a car and "thinks" the owner sent the bees.


I didn't make the claim. Maybe u should preach to the man that he isn't being attacked. That's the story on the post. So pls, once again, we appreciate your ITK, but free us to wallow in our ignorance of this particular video.

After all, what do I know? I'm only an innocent reader.

charlsecy:
I don't think the video has anything to do with stealing. It looks like you have yet to "kill" your ignorance.

Thanks for the info dear. And for helping me "kill my ignorance".

But natural painless or not, he should still return the car he stole.
And it's still gross.

charlsecy:
Read The Buzzing World of Bee Bearding to kill your ignorance.

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@IForgotMyLoginD, @bestower, @onatisi, @enemyofprogress, @Antoeni, @HyconMojo, @itiswellandwell

It's actually painless.

It's real and called bee bearding. Photoshop works for images, not videos.

But natural occurrence or not, he should still return the car he stole. Lol.
And it's still gross.

onatisi:
kai
knowledge is power ooo.
so this thing we are calling juju can actually be a natural occurrence

no wonder the bible says my people are destroyed because of lack of knowledge .
i have really learnt a lot

hian. So someborri cannor snap pishure wid pregnant woman again? Lol

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