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Education › Re: JAMB Adopts Item Response Theory To Reduce Possibility Of Guessing Answers Right by ify2016: 7:53pm On Feb 26, 2016
Jamb don dey ruin people career since 1016 BC.

Na empty threat jare!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG MDAs That Are Currently Recruiting/Replacing [2016] by ify2016: 10:07pm On Feb 25, 2016
God bless the OP
Politics › Re: Photo: Who Is Your Best President So Far? by ify2016: 7:59am On Feb 25, 2016
4 for the past but 2 for the future
Politics › Question Of The Week: Please Be Sincere by ify2016(op): 8:35pm On Feb 22, 2016
If you are given another opportunity to vote, will you
still vote for this man?


Click like to vote for him and Share not to vote

Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Builds New House In Lekki (Photo) by ify2016: 7:41pm On Feb 22, 2016
I love you baby. Ride on!!!!
Travel › What All Brt Bus Passengers Should Know Today by ify2016(op):
Information from reliable source said that there would be few BRT buses that will be made available to passengers applying all routs. The rational behind this is due to lack of diesel at the depot which urgent step has already been taken. As I speak to you now the suppliers are discharging the product to meet up with passengers satisfactions.
Lagosians are urged to coordinate themselves and bear with this temporal difficulties as arrangements are seriously put in place to quench this shortcomings.
Thanks and God bless you.

Source: Anonymous
Phones › Re: Which Is Your Most Delightful Game App On Your Android? by ify2016: 7:57am On Feb 20, 2016
Candy Crush too make sense.
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Lalasticlala by ify2016: 2:03pm On Feb 16, 2016
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Romance › Re: I Stormed His Wedding & Made Him Cry After He Broke My Heart by ify2016: 1:57pm On Feb 15, 2016
nlfan:
This Is How I Broke Him Down After He Broke My Heart

I met this young man when i was 21 and he was 24 we dated 4 years, we were both struggling, we stayed with each other and help each other to grow.

We grow to become successful and i became very influential in my field and he was so proud of that.

Last october we agreed to walk down the isle, we were planning where we are going to stay after the wedding, he stays somewhere in Lagos mainland while i stay in the island. He told me that he will be moving somewhere in Mowe in Ogun State where his father built a house about 2 years ago.

I told him that will not be a good idea, going from Mowe to Victoria Island everyday will be terrible for me since we can afford a house in Lagos at least for now or we stay where he is staying currently, he maintained he cant change, we could not reach an agreement on that, the next thing i got a shocker, he traveled for event outside Lagos to the east, where he comes from, only to get attracted to a girl he met there and came boldly to tell me, if i cannot marry him and stay at mowe, there are so many good girls who will rush the offer and in annoyance i told him, have you found one please marry her.

To my surprise few days after i saw a photo of him and that girl he just met, less than two months all over social media, he has engaged her.

Initially i was pained, but let's face it he doesn't deserve my tears, his groups of friends started calling my line to ask when we stopped dating since we still stepped out recently to his friend birthday.

I didnt know what to say i asked them to ask him, things went that way and i started hurting, after he did official intro to the girl i knew it was over, i called him and told him i wish him happiness and best of luck with his wife to be.

He felt bad but said he knew i was a good person that he is not shocked i called, i ask him to keep me updated on wedding plans and he did and i told him i will attend he said he will be grateful.

On the wedding day, during the reception i showed up, i had gone to get a very flattering dress, i even paid for make up, i looked so beautiful i couldn't believe myself too smiley grin grin

When i entered the room everybody went crazy, all his friends and associate knew me, some are even pained at what he did to me, i showed up all his friends rushed to greet me, it took over 30 minutes to cheek kiss all of them and hug a few, the few people who didn't know me was wondering who i was and why i am so beautiful grin grin grin

I went up to greet him, he almost fell down from where he was standing, i greeted his wife ( a village girl from akwa ibom lol - the way she pronounce the thanks for coming though smiley )

I started catching fun and dancing crazy, my ex couldn't stand it anymore, he ask his wife to go inside the car only him came to greet his guys where i was seated, THEN BROKE DOWN IN TEARS

HE CRIED SO LOUD LIKE PEOPLE WERE SCARED, People will think that i will disappear from there scene since he was crying, i was still seated shaking body to the tune of music, he then told one of his friend, i don't know but i think i messed up - the guy was like you messed up big time, are you just realizing, then live with it the rest of your life, his wife rushed out of the car i guess he heard his prince charming was crying, he came and the moment she opened her mouth to ask daring wot isssit, guys had funny faces about to explode. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

At that point he left and i continue hanging out with his friends before oping into my car to go home. He sent a touching sms yesterday.
Wetin end am Na disappointment. Some of us ladies don't have sense. After all your demonstrations and drama it will only be a Short term feelings by the guy . You have lost your man forever. You must'be a gamer
Phones › Mtn Nigeria Broad Day Arm Robbers by ify2016(op): 11:13am On Feb 15, 2016
It's too annoying how all these network providers in Nigeria misbehave unabated. If MTN should continue this way, am afraid I may gladly find a better zone for myself.
To cut the story short, for the past 7months, the end time MTN have been trying to force me to subscribe to callertune which usually display in front of my phone screen as if a special call was coming. I have been rejecting this useless offer for subscription which I have maintained high level of smartness by always deleting their request on arrival. One thing with me is that callertune is one major thing I hate most about this useless network providers and have done everything possible to jettison their offer.. Yesterday night the balance on my phone for sending SMS was a hundred naira which I wanted to use today, but to my greatest surprise, I mistakenly pressed the GREEN button and my whole hundred naira was deducted instead of usual fifty naira. Many people may say the money is small but if MTN can succeed in forcefully duping me such amount as an unemployed graduate, what can you say about many victims of this kind especially uneducated market men and women. Thousands of people have continued to face similar challenges but have nothing to do to recover their stolen balance. Imagine waking up last week and seeing my 200 naira balance empty without having any active subscription or interest in any services. Do you know that MTN make more than one million naira from deducting one naira from each customer? NCC should do something to regulate all these End time self ambitious MTN and prevent them from making us pay for their penalties.
CC: lalasticlala
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by ify2016: 7:14pm On Feb 11, 2016
please where their Enugu office located. It's urgent please o
Education › Re: Protest In Yabatech Over Death Of A Final Year Student (see Photos) by ify2016: 6:41pm On Feb 11, 2016
Cult activities have became something else in this school. From Rector down to students belong in one thing or the other. I pray that lives of innocent ones will not be wasted by these useless Administrators.
Education › Re: Headmaster Sacked In Kaduna For Diverting Biscuits & Oranges by ify2016: 6:12pm On Feb 11, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/free-feeding-kaduna-govt-sacks-headmaster-suspends-2-others-for-diverting-pupils-biscuits-oranges/
Na only North go dey benefit from this kind thing. Na God just made this mara open.

In a related development, SS, SW and SE when Baba go implement our own ni?
Hilarious change!!!!!
Politics › Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Tweet: Chinue Achebe Said Worse Things About Nigeria by ify2016: 7:11pm On Feb 07, 2016
Next please.

Dead has no say on the living
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan, Ben Bruce, Peter Odili And Others At Wike's ThanksGiving by ify2016:
Gorgeous though

Money get level sha o.

Happy Celebration!!!!
Politics › Re: Work Ongoing On Nsukka/opi Road-pics by ify2016: 6:54pm On Feb 07, 2016
Dividend of Democracy

If you work; you chop. Let other Governors emulate this kind of project. But, Ugwuanyi try and open job opportunities for your people.
Travel › Re: 6 Things You Should Know While Booking For New BRT BUSES by ify2016(op): 4:59am On Jan 19, 2016
DisGuy:
What's this 'BRT card' Called?

Where is it available

Can passengers top up more than the original N250 it came with?

Is it registered?

Will BRT send a new card if its reported lost or stolen?


@ Sir naptu2, ify2016..
Just call it top up card.

You can get it either at Majidun LAMATA office or Mile 12 BRT terminal. Ask either the Ticketers or Head of Operations. But according to a reliable source , very soon every passenger will be expected to have card each which will be made available to the banks.

Yes. your information will be used to register it for purpose of theft or complaint.

Yes . 250 naira is just the amount the card is sold. You can top up with any amount. May be 1k,5h etc.

Yes. If you have any evidence of ownership, you will be provided with new one with a token.
Bye. Ask me any question anytime.
Politics › Re: Assets Declaration: Customs Top Shots Panic, Storm Conduct Bureau Today by ify2016: 7:38am On Jan 18, 2016
Gobe!!!!
Politics › Re: Anxiety Mounts Over Custody Of N50bn Ship Acquisition Fund by ify2016: 7:22am On Jan 18, 2016
No conscience under Jonathan administration.
Embezzlement without any remorse to national progress..Posterity will judge them all.


How people go dey divert fund wey their grandfather no keep for them go personal account.
Oya milenu !!!!
Politics › Re: Pipeline Bombings: Soldiers Declare War On Militants, Comb Creeks by ify2016: 7:18am On Jan 18, 2016
Na how Government wan arrest Government?

Na kasala be that o.

I see another guerilla war in Niger Delta which am sure Nigeria Army may not be too good for that.
Celebrities › Exactly 1year Muna Obiekwe Died by ify2016(op): 7:06am On Jan 18, 2016
VERY SAD: Exactly 1year Muna Obiekwe Died.

It is exactly one year we lost popular Nollywood actor Muna Obiekwe. From some of the sad posts that Muna’s colleagues posted on their various social media accounts, it was made known that the actor, who was survived by his wife and children, died after he could not afford the fee the Nigerian health care was demanding.

Just have one more time to type RIP.


We miss him and will continue to miss him.



RIP!!!!!!

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Politics › FRAUD ALERT: Please Be Careful!!!!! by ify2016(op): 5:17pm On Jan 17, 2016
Wonders shall never end . Imagine receiving this foolish SMS from unknown number. Please be careful if you also got the same SMS. The message read and i quote "
Dear Customer, Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line: on+2348037808192".
Travel › Re: 6 Things You Should Know While Booking For New BRT BUSES by ify2016(op): 1:06pm On Jan 15, 2016
[quote author=airmirthd1 post=41976064]Come back here ....... Come and explain tap out jare[/quota
TAP OUT: Passengers are given card with ATM resemblance especially on demand. The card is sold@ 250 naira which you will be expected to recharge when is exhausted.The reason why this card is made available to subscribers is to ease the inconveniences by passengers who have monthly plans on how they would spend their income.
So, on purchasing this card, you are expected to log out (tap out) when you want to alight from the bus. There is always a machine installed at the entrance of the bus mainly for tapping in (login in) and@ exist for tapping out ( log out). Any failure to tap out I.e log out while alighting from the bus will remain your balance empty except when you report the matter to appropriate department concerned.
Travel › 6 Things You Should Know While Booking For New BRT BUSES by ify2016(op):
Most times,the rate at which some passengers behave while boarding BRT buses are so alarming that some go to the extent of sleeping, thereby forgetting when they have gotten to their initial destinations.
Ever since the operation of the fully new air conditioned buses within Lagos metropolitan city began, virtually 99% percent of Lagosians have resorted in patronizing them; maybe due to comfort and subsidized transport fare.
So, because of several complaints by passengers, I have personally made out time to advise people on what do avoid while patronizing this new BRT buses.
1: DON'T JUMP THE QUEUE: Please, no matter how placed in the society you may be, kindly respect yourself and abide by the queue order. Most times when you see a long queue, just wait patiently until it get to your turn. Any attempt by violating this order may lead to your harassment either by the long awaited passengers or security guards. Just humble yourself and vamoose from the area because you won't believe how much insult you will receive.
2: DON'T BUY TICKET AHEAD OF NEXT DAY: Funny as it may sound, some people most times buy ticket ahead of next day without knowing that it expires 24hrs of purchase. This is to avoid dubious means by few hands in printing tickets that has similar resemblance with the new one. As soon as you purchase your ticket, bear in mind that you can't use it the next day.
3: TRANS LOADING: Many a times passengers complain that why should Busman take them into another bus without proper information. Please, bear in mind that busmen don't apply all rout withing their jurisdictions. If you are told to alight so that you will transfered to the next bus going to Ikorodu for instance, just be patient and allow the Busman to do so. In the absent of bus man action, kindly bring on the attention of security personnel within the premises for easy trans load.
4: DON'T FORGET TO PRESS ALIGHT BUTTON: I know that sometimes air condition bus or car makes someone sleep, but please no matter how weak you may be, just inform anyone next to you to alert you when thet get to certain bus stop. This is to avoid the story that touches the heart. Kindly press the warning bell before the bus stop and press the second time 6 seconds before your final destination.
5: DON'T FORGET YOUR BELONGINGS: Why on earth should some people even forget foodstuff they went to market to buy with their hard earn money. One handsome guy was telling me the other day that he forgot his CPU and the said he forgot his Laptop. Some women even forget hand bag with many things on it. Please, try and keep your belongings like a baby with you to avoid the story that touches the heart. Most of the strong reported lost times have not been found maybe because some criminals near to the victim who may have taken advantage of that situation.
6: DON'T FORGET TO TAP OUT WHEN ALIGHTING: Some people are so careless that immediately they alight they forget to tap out. Please, the card you are using can help you mar you if you are careful. As soon as get you your final destination, just kindly tap out because failure to do so will amount to your balance being withdrawn. I don't know why it is so but as soon as you get your card, don't fail to tap out because you might see your account empty next time.

I believe that,with this little information ,you can enjoy a smooth journey withing Lagos metropolitan city.

CC: lalasticlala

Politics › Five Killed, Five Injured In Ikorodu Cult Clash by ify2016(op): 11:53am On Jan 14, 2016
Five persons were killed and five others injured in a
cult clash in Ikorodu, Lagos on Tuesday.
The fight between the Aye and Eiye confraternities was
said to have started around 1am during Itunmeko street
carnival.
Four of the injured have been transferred to the Lagos
State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), the other
is still at Ikorodu General Hospital.
According to sources, the trouble started after the Eiye
cult group killed two Aye () members who
were invited to the carnival.
They two were said to have been killed on their way
home.
The Aye cult group was said to have taken the fight to
Eiye group, in anger, at the wee hours of yesterday,
killing three of its members.
The Nation gathered that the cultists used axes,
cutlasses and guns.
“They have been killing themselves. The fight started
at a street carnival at Itunmeko around midnight on
Tuesday. I was at the carnival but I left there around
10pm before the incident.
“I heard that two people were killed that day and the
other group fought back and killed three from the other
side. It was between the Aye and Eiye groups.
“They have been targeting themselves. I do not really
know what happened; only those within can tell you
what actually happened.
“I heard they killed two guys and the
following day, the people killed three Eiye
guys,” said a source.
Another source blamed the Ikorodu Vigilante group for
not doing its job, adding: “The problem is that the
Ikorodu Vigilante group has been compromised. They
are not doing their job well; that is why these cultists
can go on the rampage at odd hours.”
Police spokesperson, Dolapo Badmos, a Superintendent
(SP) said two bodies were recovered.
“We recovered two bodies on Tuesday evening. I am
not aware if there were injured persons. But the police
have gone all out to get the perpetrators and bring
them to justice. More intense patrols are being carried
out to forestall any recurrence,” she said.
Source.
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2016/01/five-killed-five-injured-ikorodu-cult-clash/
Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by ify2016: 9:35am On Jan 14, 2016
Thanks. Not interested
Fashion › Re: Latest Ankara Bum Shorts You Can Rock In 2016 by ify2016: 8:40am On Jan 14, 2016
Not new anymore.
Have it since April last year. Is even everywhere in Lagos and Abj
Politics › Edo Begins Recruitment Of 5,000 Teachers by ify2016(op): 3:13pm On Jan 08, 2016
The Edo State government has commenced
the process of recruiting 5,000 teachers for
its public primary and secondary schools,
the state c​ommissioner for e​ducation​,
Gideon Obakhan, has said.
Mr. Obakhan stated this on Thursday,
saying 50 science and special teachers had
already been recruited for those with
special needs.
According to him, induction and orientation
programmes have been organised for the
teachers.
“They have concluded this and they are
being posted out to different schools in the
state.
“We are also going to start the process of
the employment of 3,000 teachers within a
short while. We have carried out an analysis
to that effect.
“Our long term plan is to have about 5,000
teachers before the end of 2016.
“We are still doing an analysis to be sure
we are getting efficiency.
“Because of the separation of senior
secondary and junior secondary schools,
there have been some requests for teachers.
“We need to do some analysis to know the
exact number that we need now but we
know that there have been some complaints
about teachers in some schools,” he said.
The commissioner said the state would get
the required number of teachers to run its
schools, adding that many of them would be
posted to rural areas.
“We are also taking a firm stand on
redistribution of teachers across schools in
the state.
“We have made it clear that there will be no
preference in teacher redistribution,
including those already in the system
because lot of people lobby to remain in the
urban centres.
“We have made it known to them that
people in the rural areas are not less
important than those in the cities.
“So, if you are ready to take up
appointment, you should be ready to go
anywhere,” he stated source.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/south-south-regional/196363-edo-begins-recruitment-of-5000-teachers.html
Politics › Re: We Destroyed Oshodi Market For Security Reasons- LASG by ify2016: 9:25am On Jan 08, 2016
YoruBanger:
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Abeg which other palliative una want again? ? If the traders complaining of victimization are dissatisfied with this Lagos state govt's offer of a 5k shop palliative at a better location, then they should sharply relocate to the SE. End of Discussion.
What is this adekodere is saying . A friend of mine paid 15k pay month in the same Oshodi market even when it was just a tiny space that he was allowed to sale. No place in Oshodi pays 5k except road side hawkers . Forget about false media propaganda. I stayed in Oshodi for 4years and information am giving you is based on fact.

If every tribe should do same way your fish brain tells you, do you think it will augur well with that your egocentric baseless postulation especially your people that occupies SE offices.
Politics › Re: We Destroyed Oshodi Market For Security Reasons- LASG by ify2016: 8:58am On Jan 08, 2016
No wisdom in government decisions these days.
How can you destroy a whole place without any palliatives.

It's laughable.
No brain at all, Na only cow milk dey their head.
Politics › Re: #dasukigate: Chief Olu Falae Confesses He Got N100m, States Why And How by ify2016: 8:53am On Jan 08, 2016
Olee everywhere. It go too clear for him eye soon . Prepare to dance shoki under EFCC custody.
Politics › Re: Olu Falae Took N100m From Anenih – Sahara Reporters by ify2016: 8:46am On Jan 08, 2016
Olee everywhere.

It go too clear for him eye soon .
Prepare to dance shoki under EFCC custody.

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