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FamilyRe: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by ify23ng: 9:07am On May 17, 2020
Leaving your mother's house to stay alone or with friends is not what you need now. The truth is what ever she is doing to you now will only make you stronger in life. be of good behavior and be very respectful to her. double your hustle but please don't ever think of leaving home.

Please don't leave home it is not very easy out there.
Christianity EtcRe: 11 Reasons Why I Don't Celebrate Christmas by ify23ng: 10:05am On Dec 26, 2017
Mediapace:
Na your christmas lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I don't know why many are pained about christmas being celebrated on 25th

Is it your christmas huh.

So you want to tell me you believe that the earth came into existence 2016 years ago and you really believe january 1 is the beginning of new year ?

If your answer is no then gerarahia



We picked a day to celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus christ and we agreed on 25th since calendar wasn't in existence during the era of Jesus.

If you don't like it,you can celebrate your own christmas on october 1
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FamilyRe: A Guy Impregnanted My 16 Years Old Sister. by ify23ng: 11:04pm On Oct 30, 2017
Please allow her to have her baby, ask her if she is ready to marry the man that got her pregnant, if yes allow her to get married, if no let her be. Tell her the importance of education, being married or having a child will not stop her from getting education, if only she is determine.
BusinessRe: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by ify23ng: 4:09pm On Apr 30, 2017
Heritage Bank is the most customer friendly for now, I think because they don't have much customers.
PoliticsRe: Concerns, Fears Over Buhari’s Health Condition In Katsina by ify23ng: 6:47pm On Apr 29, 2017
All this politician deceiving this man to stay in power are very selfish and wicked, how can u ask a sick old man to continue to rule over a complex country like Nigeria, playing with someone life just because of there selfish ambition. As for Buhari he should resign and face his health, he family needs him alive more than Nigerans do. He should resign and stay alive for the sake of his family. They are pushing him so when he will die and they will collect his pretty wife o
PoliticsRe: "Buhari To Now Work From Home" - Lai Mohammed by ify23ng: 4:43pm On Apr 26, 2017
They are born to rule and to die while ruling. Greed can't just allow them leave. Pls note: I did not mention any name.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Commanders Chatting & Smiling In Court In Abuja (Video) by ify23ng: 8:59am On Apr 12, 2017
This are the fools that having been killing our gallant Soldiers, and they are still taking them to court, they should just make it easy for the to go meet the virgins waiting for them. Politicians are behind this Boko Haram
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moment You Felt The Ground Should Swallow You by ify23ng: 8:07pm On Mar 26, 2017
udumosam23:
Was taking my bath in a local bathroom built with rafia Palm in the village one Christmas. A green snake pursued a lizard and it ran towards me as I was bathing.

I ran out naked only to come face to face with sisters who came to invite me for a church programme. I ran back to the bathroom to pick my towel but the snake was still there at the entrance.

I could neither go to the bathroom to pick my towel or go back to my room for my clothes.

Finally, one of the sisters came holding my boxers in one hand and closing her eyes with the other.

I wore the boxers only to realize the snake is no longer there. I couldn't hold my shame.
Hahahhahaha very fuinny
PropertiesRe: River Niger Overflows In Anambra, Properties Destroyed by ify23ng: 6:59pm On Oct 20, 2016
Same thing is happening in ikorodu area of lagos river has over flown and water entering people's house
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Group Vows To Bomb NNPC Towers If Patience Jonathan Is Arrested by ify23ng: 9:13am On Sep 22, 2016
EFCC is the most corrupt agency in Nigeria, how can they freeze someone account because it contains millions of dollar and also threatening to arrest, for owning such money without any evidence of corrupt practices. Please someone should help me tell EFCC to come with evidence, or charge her to court, Nigerians are tired of all this childish games they are playing.
PoliticsRe: National Assets: Political Class Only "Sell And Spend"- Ezekwesili by ify23ng: 8:56am On Sep 22, 2016
Our leaders have failed us, please they should just sell Nigeria or lease it out to UK for proper management.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Meets Michelle Obama In New York (Photos) by ify23ng: 10:25am On Sep 20, 2016
Standing5:
Did PEJ ever meet Michelle?
What is so special in meeting Michelle, is she not a human being like PEJ, or is it now an achievement to meet with Michelle.
FamilyRe: Why Do Most Wives Deny Their Husbands Sex? They Need To CHANGE! by ify23ng: 9:00pm On Aug 19, 2016
My advice is since you have talk to her about it many times, don't try to make love to her, don't make any move in bed like trying to touch her and don't talk to her about it. But talk to her and act normal as a lovely husband, she will be the one asking for sex soon.
PoliticsRe: International Youth Day: Buhari's Message To Nigerian Youths (pic) by ify23ng: 12:15am On Aug 13, 2016
This is trash.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Birth Like The Hebrew Women by ify23ng(op): 1:21pm On Aug 08, 2016
Islamicpope:
my wife is one of them. four children just like dat without night vigil prayer and fasting. dat is a typical Hebrew woman.
Congratulation, but u don't understand what I am talking about, this Hebrew women do they always give birth successfully or God design them not to have difficulty when giving birth.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Birth Like The Hebrew Women by ify23ng(op): 1:17pm On Aug 08, 2016
Tufanja:
Thanks for bringing up this interesting question. Although I have attended a lot of deliveries, its the first time I hear this Biblical expression. I don't know the answer so I can only brainstorm. Maybe the Hebrew women used birthstools, which can favour the progress in the second stage of labour. Another possibility is difference in fysiology (different pelvis) or level of fitness. I am not sure but I thought in old Egypt female genital mutilation was a common practice, which can also very negatively effect the birth process and outcome.
I will see if I find some time to check resources on this topic. Or maybe some experts around here?
Thanks a lot, I will be looking forward to here from u
Christianity EtcGiving Birth Like The Hebrew Women by ify23ng(op): 10:28am On Aug 08, 2016
Dear Bible scholars, please I have been having issues understanding this word, "you will give birth like a Hebrew woman", does it mean that all the women in that place gives birth safely or what, please I need to understand why people keep using that word. Your contribution will help me a lot thanks.
PoliticsRe: Diezani’s 14yr-old ONLY Son Asks: Is My Mum Going To Die? As Husband Breaks Down by ify23ng: 9:34am On Nov 18, 2015
May God preserve your life and grant you quick recovery for your family.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ify23ng: 10:49pm On Oct 14, 2015
My little nice 3+ when ever she want me to buy something for her, she will tell me that aunt Ify my leg is paining me and the leg is making me to be eating biscuits. And everyone around will burst in laughter.
FamilyRe: A Prayer For This Boy by ify23ng(op): 1:40pm On Oct 13, 2015
Please this should make front page for the public to see, I think this boy needs help urgently.
FamilyRe: A Prayer For This Boy by ify23ng(op): 11:38am On Oct 13, 2015
Pls who know the name of this illness.
FamilyA Prayer For This Boy by ify23ng(op): 11:29am On Oct 13, 2015
Good day everyone reading this, when I was walking by alone ikeja under bridge last week I sew the guy picture below, I felt pity for him because I was able to imagine what he is going through. I took this picture with him knowing and I feel he needs help, please your prayers can go a long way to help this young boy.

FamilyRe: I Need Help My Brother Can Not Raise His Tongue Up. by ify23ng(op): 11:37pm On Aug 21, 2015
ify23ng:
My dear I am not a joker we felt it will change as he is growing but he did not. I just realized today that he can not not raise his tongue up. Please I don't want to appoint blame to anybody all I need is advice.
Sleekbaby:
The only solution now is to take him to d hospital, there are old women dt specializes in dt kind job, is cutting of cord joining the lip n d lower jaw but they do that when the person is still young but bcoz he is now above 15 I will advice you take him to the hospital bcoz the cord must be very strong now and if not properly cut he might bleed to death but I don't pray for that. Is not a big deal anyways but plz don't take to quack pple at home.
Sleekbaby:
The only solution now is to take him to d hospital, there are old women dt specializes in dt kind job, is cutting of cord joining the lip n d lower jaw but they do that when the person is still young but bcoz he is now above 15 I will advice you take him to the hospital bcoz the cord must be very strong now and if not properly cut he might bleed to death but I don't pray for that. Is not a big deal anyways but plz don't take to quack pple at home.
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Thanks a lot for your advice I will do as you have said
FamilyRe: I Need Help My Brother Can Not Raise His Tongue Up. by ify23ng(op): 2:53pm On Aug 21, 2015
agarawu23:
you are a joker

you just realized when he is already 15? undecided
My dear I am not a joker we felt it will change as he is growing but he did not. I just realized today that he can not not raise his tongue up. Please I don't want to appoint blame to anybody all I need is advice.
FamilyI Need Help My Brother Can Not Raise His Tongue Up. by ify23ng(op): 2:41pm On Aug 21, 2015
Please Narialanders,
I urgently need your advice, my younger brother who is 15 years old and has not been talking clearly since he was born and I just discovered that he can not raise his tongue up. He said his friends have been laughing at him that he don't know how to talk. Please I need an advice on what to do to help him to be able to raise his tongue. Please Doctors in the house your advice will be appreciated.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Probe Arms Purchase Under Jonathan by ify23ng: 7:49am On Aug 10, 2015
Can someone help me tell this man to stop probing and start working. Pls tell him to stop before he will say he will probe my paint.
HealthRe: Anal Fissure, Hard Stool. Please Help by ify23ng: 6:22pm On Jun 28, 2015
Pls contact a doctor. May God help u
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Finds Snake In Lagos Hotel (photos). by ify23ng: 12:18pm On Jun 23, 2015
Hmmm pls give thanks to God. I think this is spiritual, ur God is alive.
TravelRe: Help!!! My Brother Is Missing by ify23ng: 8:45am On Jun 22, 2015
Can I share this story with u?

A young man had been to Wednesday Night Bible Study. The Pastor had shared about listening to GOD and
obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help but wonder, 'Does GOD still speak to people?'
After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message.
Several different ones talked about how GOD had led them in different ways.
It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home, and he prayed; ' GOD...If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.' As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk. He shook his head and said out loud, GOD is that you?' He didn't get a reply and started on toward home. But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk came. The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of GOD, and how little Samuel ran to Eli. 'Okay, GOD, in case that is you, I will buy the milk.' It didn't seem like too hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.
As he passed Seventh Street , he again felt the urge, 'Turn Down that street.' This is crazy he thought, and drove on past the intersection. Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street .At the next intersection; he turned back and headed down Seventh. Half jokingly, he said out loud,’ Okay, GOD I will.' He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop. He pulled over to the curb and looked around. He was in a semi- commercial area of town. It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either. The businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were already in bed. Again, he sensed something, 'Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street' The young man looked at the house. It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat 'Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid.' Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk. Finally, he opened the door, 'Okay GOD, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk. If you want me to look like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for something, but if they don't answer right away, I am out of here.' He walked across the street and rang the bell. He could hear some noise inside. A man's voice yelled out, 'Who is it? What do you want?’ Then the door opened before the young man could get away. The man was standing there in his jeans and T-shirt. He looked like he just got out of bed. He had a strange look on his face and he didn't seem too happy to have some stranger standing on his doorstep. 'What is it?' The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, Here, I brought this to you.' The man took the milk and rushed down a hallway. Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk towards the kitchen. The man was following her holding a baby. The baby was crying. The man had tears streaming down his face. The man began speaking and half crying, 'We were just praying. We had some big bills this month and we ran out of money. We didn't have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God to show me how to get some milk.
His wife in the kitchen yelled out, 'I ask him to send an Angel with some. Are you an angel?
The young man reached into his wallet and pulled out all the money he had on him and put in the man’s hand. He turned and walked back to his car and the tears were streaming down his face. He knew that GOD still answers prayers.
If you believe that GOD is alive and well, send this to at least ten people. This is an easy test -you score 100 or zero. It's your choice. If you aren’t ashamed to do this, please follow the direction. JESUS said” If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father
RomanceIf You Want To Avoid Prostate Cancer, Have More S*x by ify23ng(op): 1:37pm On Jun 13, 2015
S*x is mostly seen as a pleasurable act, even though medical experts have said repeatedly that it is medicinal and a form of exercise.

Regardless, s*xual intercourse is deemed to be one of the most enjoyable acts for both men and women. However, reaching or-gasm, which is a climax of s*xual excitement, characterised by feelings of pleasure centered in the genitals, has been found to reduce the likelihood of men having prostate cancer.

In fact, apart from the health benefits of s*x
it has been proven that reaching orgasm could improve one’s health. Despite boosting testosterone levels, it helps men and women to sleep better and reduce insomnia, while relieving them of stress, because the oxytocin hormone released in the process relieves tension and stimulates feelings of warmth and relaxation.

Also, previous studies have shown that apart from enhancing people’s sense of smell, the oxytocin hormone released during orgasm helps people’s social feel, enhance their trust and bonding with others.

Notably, men’s or-gasm is complemented by eja-culation. But, interestingly, a study has shown that apart from reaching the peak of s*xual enjoyment, an orgasm a day can lower a man’s risk of prostate cancer, which is one of the most common types of cancer in men and it is common in men who are about 40 years and above and its diagnosis increases with age.

But according to the study, men who have more s*x and eja-culate more frequently lower their risk of the disease. In fact, the study pointed out that those who eja-culate 21 times in a month significantly cut their risk of prostate cancer by 22 per cent.

Prostate on its own is a small walnut-shaped gland that produces the seminal fluid that nourishes and transports sperm.

The researchers from Harvard Medical School in the United States explained that orgasm flushes out cancer-causing chemicals from the system, giving room for a replacement by new ones. Thus, the more the or-gasm a man has the more his body would have been ridden of such chemicals.
“Another theory is that if sperm is regularly cleaned out to allow new cells to develop, it helps to flush out old cells and stop the build-up of old ones that could turn cancerous,” said the researchers.

Guys, there you have it… get yourself a good woman who can take care of you, legitimately
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Join Me Praise Jesus I Got My Desired Job!!!!!!! by ify23ng: 3:05pm On Jun 02, 2015
Congrate , May God give u all u need to carry out ur new job seccessfuly.

I am a job hunter and I tap from ur blessing. My own is coming in jesus name.

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