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rubi:
Ihe ina ekwu buru ezi okwu ozo kwa oburu ezi okwu asi m ka ha luo nke oma

lol
owu eziokwu.ha abuo achoghi ibia me testimony so am doing it for them.
Nairaland is good,its fun,its erhm its sweet 
i can't lie to you nah,o bu eziokwu and anyi nile di happy for ha abuo 
Ikomi,lol  iwe wee gi,i puta kwuo word 
Pinky baby,lol u know now am karid
I na C

ChinenyeN:
Ke maka Igbo ndi Alai na ndi Item? I maa ihe ndi ahu asu?

@ Ifyalways, amaghi m onye I na C bu, mana o gaghi eme ka m hafu isi ha na ha agbaliala. Congratulations to them.

lol
igbo ndi alaye na Item bu diff topic mmirima m na okpowo .i hotara ifem kpayisa ?
Ikomi bu I ,o bu nnam ochie na threadia na ife na ime mmuo 
C bu erhm Pinky,a mataram ya na thredia too.ihe ha abuo na amasim nke ukwu.well,i would pass your msg on to them.ihe oma rute kwa ha aka,rute mu na gi 
C na I Congrats 
Ikomi,lol,obere mmai for the afos sake 

rubi adim nma.
o na adi new every morning,the faithfullness of nwoke ahu bi na elu.

ole onye huru Darfurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
o fuola na piccadily hotel ka o furu na i di process of ndaba na ime
Darfurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
oooh choochi
ebelebe igba

rampant:
nwan ne ,onwero odiri igbo ,m'na nia su?gi cho anambra,igwa mu,gi cho enugu ,m'sworegia na ni?gi choro owerri,m'weputara gia,gi choro umuahia,kan ka m'ga su zie ofuma ,maka ebean ka'm si

ighotara igbo m'suru ubua?

don't worry presido ne wemu iwe,mi na ya na gi me divorce soon, so i don't have anything wt him again

lol
igbo gi bukwa ebelelbe igbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bikokwa,dont divorce Pres ooooo,o bukwa oku na okpa u want miss that fire?
oledi Darfur ?
igba nke kitazi bu double igba bu ebelebe na isi
igba ndi eze,ebelebe igbaaaaaaa

na wao,all these tanker explosions sef
sad !

Eziokwu,onye hapu Nwoke ahu aka,ikuku uwa eburu ya.
Nwoke ahu no na elu di too much,hes the only one and strong eto DIKE.

efosanice:
you haven't answered the question, it's might by old but i can really feel it now especially when you know those concerned

ok
i would kiss his poor infertile And insecure ass goodbye 
him never marry me him want begin give me conditions?tufiakwa

efosanice:
this issue is now getting commomn by the day, i just heard another recently where the man told his fiancee to get pregnant then he would do the wedding aside that no wedding, what do you think of this?

Old story.
pish posh

@Jayon lol
@Topic,Dubai,Ghana and CIV.9ja born and bred

skfa1:
We don't have relative over here, my brother left UK to US one year ago so is just me and my sister in the UK. Have told folks at home and they were all mad at him. We`ve booked an appointment to see the doctor cause of the wound on her body. The husband hit her stomach as well so she has to see the doctor asap.

Report to the police ASAP.dont let it lie for a moment longer

rubi:
Mgbe m na agraduate from universti mayo biara mepe emume anyi koro akuko si na tupu oburu ihe obu na onwere mgbe ohapuru akwukwo chuwa enyi nwanyi emecha enyi nwa anyi aha pu ya gbalaga si n a obu it boribo nke ahu akuziere ya ihe obiahachi were akwukwo ya kporo ihe ugbua o buru go mmadu bara onwe ya uru. Ogba anyi ume si biko mgbe obula enyi na akwukwo chere gi n'ihu biko k'anyi horo akwukwo n'hi na mmadu na aharipu

otu isi mee akwa ndina gi obu otu ahu ka iga esi dina na ya
How you make your bed is how you will lie on it

okwu ka i kwuru.
mmadu nwere ike i haripu gi mgbe i na atughi anya nani Jah bu Eze.
infact kam tukwa ilu gia ozo o di uto na ntim
otu onye si mee/hazie elu akwa ya,otu ahu ka o ga esi were dina na ya
as u make ur bedso wud u lie on it ! ! !

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Ok that works _{if one tank is open} [/color]

mammy water pikin
when wud u ever get tired of sweeping the sea?
@Amaka,that ur bros house fine.

Aturu muru ebule gba aka nwa
a sheep that begats a lamb is more or less without an offspring
 Oke soro ngwere maba mmiri,o ko okeo gaghi ako ngwere _{o dika m mere mistake}  
if rat jumps into the stream with a liard,the liard might swim tru but the rat might get drown
   Atufuo aziza na abali,mgbe chi foro,a chowa ya.
when u throw away ur broom at nite,when its morning,u ud definietly search for it
  Awo adighi agba oso ehihie na efu
the frog no dey do 100m for nothing ooo lol
 

rubi:
All the newly married women kwenu hei!!!!!!!!!!
All the old married women kwenu hei!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the happily married women kwezue nu hei, hei, hei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol
rubi i huru di thing.na Mortiple start am.

rubi:
A nuo lam udi akuko a

dalu.i was wondering ma o bu nani m.anyway,anyi nile kwekoritara  na o dighi nma.i hope na di bobo ga agba isi akwara jukwa.the most he can do is to contrtibute to the burial and not to ilu ya.
kedu maka ndi ulo gi?udo  
@Topic,onye na amaghi onye mmadu bu ma o bu aha mmadu na akpo onye ahu "onyea"
if u dont know someones name,u call the person " Mister" or "eeh you"  

Baby Ble today is meant to be your birthday ,you and Big Boy .the aches and the pains still lingers,the wound still looks deep and fresh.
Ble i miss you,the little fights,plays,hide and seek,throwing pillows . . .I miss everything you
I know u are in a better place,you,big boy and Non
The pâin is tearing me apart,i miss you guys.
The tears keeps flowing,i love you guys.
If i cud turn back the hands of time,damn the fever,damn that car ,the bad road ooh baby Ble I so miss you.
adieu mon bebe,Dieu c'est mon fort

incey:
err i hate this, it's useless. even thou i found him i think he doesn't have interest in me after all, sigh. . May God bless him.

Good at thing,u know where u came from.Be of good cheer

Incest ! ! !

sometimes Jenny Igbo gi na nke Ikomi na adika ejima 
i goro ogo na Ogoni?anyi ri nma.dalu.i rikwa nma?
Buko gwa di gi/iko gi nwoke Pres ya weputara crotchetm na abalia,o dim nkpa 

skfa1:
My sister really worked hard for her wedding ceremony which he did in Nigeria, she used all the money she has to bring the husband to UK, Unfortunately the husband turned to some else (boxer) and beat my sister, my sister cannot work because of her baby (no work,no food) and the husband is just working for himself alone. I said to the husband what happens when I got there, he immediately attacked me. I live in the UK as well. All evidence (blood and wounds) have been saved on my phone.What do you expect me to do. Just me, my sister and God in the UK, please help.

turn his ass over to the cops
you guys dont have relatives over there?have ur sister or u told ur folks at home?
its a terrible situation BUT u guys just have to do something Fast.

Caliente:
[size=13pt]What's the most ridiculous thing your dad did to you? Mine is this. My dad forgot to bring me home from school one pathetic day like that. That happened when I was in nursery school. We were like four forgetees remaining in school when everybody has gone. What do we know, we played and played and pla. .y. . e. . . d. . . . , then we explored the entire length and breath, nook and cranny of the school before our forgetors started showing up and picking us one by one. I can't remember who went last but finally my dad came. Funny thing was, I never knew what happened that day until years later when my mum told me the comedy that went down that fateful day. It's all good though. I'll like to hear yours.[/size]

my dad reading this to me while i was trying to take a nap

Yes I do believe,strongly that the Bible is the Word of God.

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=98567.msg2555992#msg2555992 date=1216992011]@software,
Abi ke. He has a good vantage point from the elevated pulpit to see not only Angels, but the finest babes [/quote]lol
the bebe fine oooooh,After 3 kids and still stunning.Okotie himself no bad sha, i wish them da best .

Maka nri,mmiri,ebe obibi na ahu ike,anam asi gi dalu !

@Freewilly 
where have u been?

youngies:
Ify akuko a i koro, I have not experienced it before from the part of ala Igbo that I come from. If truly it happens, I condem it in its entirety, it is abhourable as it is disgusting.

There are so many postive side of our culture and tradition, we should always uphold and cheerish those positive values, while dicarding those that inpunes our diginity as a human person.

Marrying the dead is akin to f ucking the dead

Hmmn,a maghim if its happening in my side though
it just happened to someone i know.Enyim nwanyi,huru one bobo na anya.di bobo sikwanu na ezinaulo na ejighi ego while ndi be the gal ji ego.ihunanaya mechara di gal,ya kwusi iga akwukwo kama o na anata ndi be ha ego ugwo akwukwo na ihe ndi ozo,infact,ndi be the gal nwere impression na o na aga akwukwo,ha amaghi na o ji ugwo akwukwo ya azu enyi ya nwoke na ulo akwukwo.Emecha di bobo a graduateia,chota ezigbo oru,nke nwanyi wuzinu drop out but still o kporo ya,ha ebiri,o ga tinyezie ya na ulo akwukwo,afo ime abata ka eme ,ka eme ga gba ngwu nwanyi,nwa a a nwuo na afo ime ahu.ndi be nke nwanyi gba isi akwara na o ga eburu uzo luo di ozu tutu o lie ya dika nwanyi ya.O dikwa egwu.a ga na-ekpe di kpe
@Topic,ndi m na azo ndu,ndi na azom ndu
the ppl i protect,same ppl protects me

kiss26 lol,ndeewo.aha gia kpukwa oku na mouth 
I na C,still on it 
Pinky na Ikomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 
Its going to be blisssful,sweet,fun and peaceful all da way 
lol,okwa tata bu B.E?.mmanya adikwa for ndi "otu e" like us?up-wine i meant   
@Pres,for the oge ikpeaazu,ziterem crotchetm 
igbo daalu nu

alex406:
Mikel is one of the armed robbers caught under the red sea trying to steal our pride in football.

lol

I topuwao iwe iru ujum nwere onu nwyem dika ihe oyiyi.Dalu eze Jisos

Pepeye:
He is really going to tie the knot this year heard it categorically from a reliable source.but as for the name of the lady in question…can't say, lost counts in their various names but its definitely neither of those two

Ok.thanks

[quote author=fresh-B link=topic=153822.msg2552359#msg2552359 date=1216918185]Oh yeah man. That was the first suprise the oyinbos had when they landed in Aro-Chukwu. and remember the Aros began takin and sellin into slave (my apologies) their victims who went to enquire from Abiama. just as they did when they were in Egypt in which time the world (including Rome and Greece) would come to learn the Egyptian mysteries[/quote]oh yeah gal
"taa nwata kulie",another hilarious line

presido1:
Odi kwa egwu biko nu

ole crotchet m  oooooooooooooooooooo ?
I na C ,o si ole aga ugbua? 
lol ,C ,biko lekwa ihe I dere somewhere;  dikwa careful with the mmai,Ikomi bukwa onye iwe + onye mmai

Now thats a very technical questions, I'd just give u the rules.

Udiri ihe ahu meee, ana alu udi nwanyi ahu on probation, whereby the probation period is determined by her potential di. If the man comes back to say that the lady's attitude to nmayi has not improved after the probation period, aga enye ya back half the dowry he paid, with the believe he has enjoyed the other half. whether he keeps the lady or not is now determined by the father-in-law, but most smart di's do keep the lady, because umu nwanyi nna alike nkwu na di baaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd. 

It happened in Abakiliki. Anyi jere iluru Ikomi nwanyi. So it happened that my father-in-law to be, mu na ya na ata nkwu na ofu bar, so we all somehow knew each others secret. Which he wasn't comfortable with.

Like one of his secrets I know so well wu that na ya na nwanyi nwe bar na akpa, and nwanyi nwe bar awugi nwuye ya. So even if I become his son-in-law what guts has he got to tell me not to cheat on the daughter even if I so do? Do u understand?

So on the igba nkwu day everyone was soooo happy, including my mother-in-law to be. The only sad guy was the father-in-law and only me and him knew why. And one of his other grievance with me is that would I be able to take care of his daughter considering the level of my nkwu intake. And I reassured him not to worry over that, that his daughter is in save hands. But Ify u know they always say "The evil that men do lives after them" but now "it lives with them". Madam Rebecca that owns the bar was more of his problem.

Well the D-day is here no going back. And u know that one of the rules of Igba nkwu is that when the girl is given the palmmy to take a little and pass the rest to his supposed darling, if she takes a little of the palmmy and spits it out of her mouth the Igba nkwu stops there, it means she is not happy with the man and the marriage.

So the father knowing this decided to pour Ogogoro into the cup the girl was about to drink from and pass to me. The fathers believe was that since the girl has never tasted any alcohol, if she takes a sip of the ogogoro she would spit it out and I would have to be disappointed on that day, and go home without her daughter as everything would there and then be cancelled by Ikwu na Ibe.

The father filled the cup to the brim and gave it to the girl to take a sip and pass the rest to me. Look Ify if I tell u she did not pass the cup that would be a lie, she did pass the cup, but it was empty. Nwa finished the ogogoro. Dont ask me how I knew it was ogogoro in the cup, because I could smell it.

I stood up from my sit, consulted with her dad privately, my words exactly were "papa Nkechi we would suspend all activities right here until further notice". The man started pleading with me that he never knew she was like that, that I should not bring shame on him. I told him "a man should hang his coat, where his hands can reach. papa Nkechi ike nwangi aghagi adim."

lol.
dikwa careful with di mmai 
o ga adiririrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri unu abuo nma.Pinky na Ikomi   
@all otu rovee  ,ka ututu tututara anyi nile kobo anyi furu efu