₦airaland Forum

bluehorizo:
It's so crazy when you pick a rider from Sheraton,Ikeja to Fara Park after Shangotedo. Me feeling so cool that I have hammered only to end trip and you got 2200������

omonla10:
picked a rider before surge. Been on the trip for 2hrs..money never reach 2500..cant even taste the red tomatoes..

Which kain wahala be dis

dru23:
Sir I do respect your point of view. And a flying kick will not solve the problem, it will only enhance the problem. Now for every problem there is always a solution. You can now walk into any banking hall and request for an auto loan. But just make sure you show proof of employment. Now being an uber driver is a form of a collateral for the bank. The bank will be more than happy to loan you money at the lowest rate possible. Just make sure you show them your past 6months earnings on either uber or taxify.. And you have your currant partner voch for you, not consign o as a good employee .. We need to start thinking outside the box .. I hope have been of help to you .if you like me to give you the list of banks that a uber friendly, please kindly send me your email to dru23@hotmail.com and I will gladly send u the list of the banks and their rate. I wish you success and best of luck. Don't be a stranger if need any additional assistance.

dru23:
No my brother ... the question is for any uber / taxify drivers looking for rental. As much as we need insurance for our vehicles, we also need assurance for ourselves... lets change the narrative.. #assurance # needed for partners ..

chucsmoore:
How possible is this, cos I haven’t experienced it

brogxy:
What's the rubber for.

shegonchy:
Bros did you order this online or you got it locally

deedee44:
Total and Forte oil have been making my tank happy for years. Irrespective of the name, beware of franchised filling stations

slamstanlee:
One driver with Golf 2 just ruin my sweet sunday. Police, mobile, airforce officers present. Lemme kuku be going home

bronks9174:
This is how my last rider and his brother decided to entertain me last night after paying me 15k from yaba to VI....My best rider so far..

GAZZUZZ:
no wonder accident full lekki express way. After u throway nah sleep sure pass.

omonla10:
na so.. I hardly believe ladies now too.. It's a crazy world out there.. When I'm with them I behave like them.. Never form spirikoko.

But I heard our colleagues are baddos too.. One driver confessed to me that 90% of the drivers he knows has slept with these so called queens of the night. When they don't have money to pay for rides.. Them kuku us services replace am.. Sounds weird though..

Na where man dey work e dey chop

GAZZUZZ:
Far from it young man, far from it

He did not get the joke, no sense of humor

slamstanlee:
u never see anything... I thought i am the one with the most interesting/weirdest riders.

1. This one kissed her boyfriend in front of the house, vi. hopped in the car. Destination Piccadilly hotel... She quickly place a call and was like: babes sorry i couldn't get all the documents photocopied.. But i am on my way coming now. Hope u ate something?
I just looked at her and smiled. She smiled in return. She dashed me 800 changed witg her heart full of joy. What a player.

2. This one is d most shocking.... Pick up was at one hotel in festac. And the boyfriend was like: bros u look cute o, pls dont snatch my girlfriend, just drive her to the destination. Ikeja.
Now we passed airport road to beat traffic.... And the girl was just unsettled. She said oga we just need to get there fast, i need to go put on the projector in the church, the service will start soon.
Me; ok ma (church girl). She sat at d front, at a point she got comfortable talking to me. The next thing i heard: i don't know y he had to give me 15k, does he think i am that cheap? I mean i dont go out for anything less than 25k blah blah blah. Hian!
I softly asked her: shebi he is ur boyfriend? Noooo he is married, he just came to Nigeria and ask me to come over. I weak.
I just stopped talking till i dropped her.

3. Picked this one at TBS, to elegushi. She asked: pls can i change my clothes?
Me: oh feel free. Bros i no fit explain things my eyes see that day. I can remember the front package vividly sha. Two weeks later, pick up a youth corp girl. And she said.... Oh i wish ur car is tinted. Me: why?
She: i need change my clothes. Ok could u pack somewhere quiet lemme just change to my uniform.
Me(not again) i just pulled over.. Got out of the car and walked away, stay till like 10min. Came back and saw her dressed in khaki and smiling sheepishly at me. She dashed me 2k on top d card trip.....
Stories plenty ehn

omonla10:
on my way there to chop overtime

omonla10:
very true.. I dropped from 4.9 to 4.8..just like that.. Thank God I get ratings insurance b4..

EMIOMOADEOYE:
@Gazzuz I need a second opinion.

I recently replaced my Timing belt and water pump. I had being stalling the belt for fear of fakes but then d water pump started making a grinding noise. My tech said I had to change the pump and oh well I had to brave the belt with some little faith.

After the whole job was done 2 things happened. There was engine vibration though not much but significant. The vibration could be felt in the cabin. Eventually it evened out and stabilized.

The other problem was a whining noise from the timing belt area. My guess was that it was the water pump. My tech said the sound will disappear after the engine runs for sometime.

The whining noise seems to have reduced but you can still hear it. Its almost like a 16 hertz tone that changes perceptibly as the engine revs up and down no matter how small the change.

Asides that noise, the engine seems to be running fine. Its responsive, runs smoothly, no obvious change in fuel consumption.

By the was its a 2004 Lexus ES330.

And please guys don't tell me its not a good fit for UBER I really don't care. I'm a man on a survival mission. Its what I have for now.

omonla10:
Met this rider today. She made a video of me and reported me to taxify when I told her I can't continue a trip of 4km and we have waited over 1hr in between.. She insisted I must stay with her all day.{cos she went to buy soap at ebeano chevron, stop at some places, go take her bath and then go out} . I recorded her audio toowhere she was calling me animal idiot.. and so on as Well.

The worst part is that when she reports you and gives poor rating, Taxify will drop ur ratings by 10% or 15% self, you could ve formed one lie and tell her while waiting, then end trip and run for ur life.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Can a SUV be used for uber,I have a highlander?

dru23:
To drive either uber / taxify is not by force or choice.. To work self is not by force, their are others ways to make money... begging on the street, cooperate job, civil servants, ashewo job both male and female job now, stealing etc etc... the choice is yours .. Someone of u people even given a million $ , you would not know what to do with it other than born children have girlfriends part and do big man all over the place... if life gives you u lemon ,try and make lemonade out of it ...
I keep saying uber is great till u have ur own car.. But to get to that stage u have to put in work and hustle. Some of u drivers were given great opportunity to get urself a car and blew it.. Can't blame anybody buy urself o

Off point bro, you’re saying something entirely different from what he said, you probably didn’t read the part he said he drives his own car. You done smoke that thing again.

dru23:
By the time he brings you a fat bill to pay, nobody will tell u to how to flee o.. Na you go take your two legs carry for back and run

Just kidding my brother o

GAZZUZZ:
coming soon in 1 quart bottles

http://www.gazzuzz.com/contact/

08033910382

Please make sure you sack the person that did this website, even primary one programmer can do better.

chillex8:
Pls who has seen Bayomanuels
I miss his inspirational posts, especially his earnings

He gingers me olohun.

nwizu042:
Talking about experience:

Please note that I am a newbie(75 trips in all) and I rely strictly on the map as I no sabi Lagos road at all.

Was on the road by 7am yesterday, completed2 trips on the mainland then the 3rd took me to the island. Dropped the rider off and got another almost immediately location Osbourne estate. Got to the rider, called and he said he is coming down now in his oyinbo accent. Waited for good 11 minutes before be showed up, got in and told me he is headed to the airport and was kinda late, I took off,got to the airport he asked how much it was, I ended trip and was waiting for the fare , Omo no network eh! Airtel don kill me I cried , oyinbo say he is in a hurry but that I should send my account details and fare to him and he will transfer later so I left, got out of the airport and network showed up so I quickly parked and was typing my details when a police hilux blocked me and ordered me out, ahh I don enter! They showed me the no parking sign and Every so I tried explaining but one of them got inside my car and ordered me to drive to the station, while driving I pleaded with the police man he said the fine was 50K, ahh I have made just 4800 and my fuel sign is up already(hadn't bought fuel yet) I begged ended up taking all I had made and I still had to thank their oga join... now am angry.. I got another request , called the guy he said he was in front of excellence hotel, drove there he said he was opposite ahh ahh... got there he said I have passed I should drive go take a u turn again, I screamed cancel please this is too much already, he pleaded I finally got to him(spent 15 minutes) saw another driver there we spoke, he told me the trip was to iyana ipaja, eh, am not going oo,he begged that he wants to chop taxify bonus today and that we will get a trip from there ...OK... the family came out and said I was going to carry 5 passengers, eh! eh!eh!! I refused. ..... 30 minutes into the journey a commercial yellow bus wanted to replicate fast and furious and scratched my car, I parked in the middle of the road , wasted 20 minutes there ,finally he drop 5k and I let him go... got to iyana ipaja , dropped off passenger, another request and was 3 minutes away, got there via map and it turned out the map was wrong, ended up following bike to get to the rider who was about 12 minutes away,where are you going sir I asked,he said drive I will direct you, the ride took me to the boundary of Lagos and ogun, somewhere in alakuko . I just vex.. off data.... drive 1hour jejely to my house....

Newbies... always ask where the trip leads before you navigate to the rider...
That was one Saturday to remember

I apologize for the errors..... please bosses in the house, share do's and don't's for us newbies. ThAnks for your usual cooperation...

ridwanadedapo:
I need a responsible driver ASAP.

+1

You mean for Lagos-Owerri transport abi