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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 2:39pm On Jul 11, 2018
kneo:
Pls don't quit your job. 181k is a lot of money to lose because of uber/taxify. E-hailing is a full time job for those who don't have a better job. If you already have a 181k job, pls don't lose it.
Or
Link me up to your employers. Let us swap. I take your job of 181k, you take my uber job.
He should wait until he quit his job, then his under hot sun waiting on request, then one lady of the night request you, then he gets to her pick up location,
then she's inside her hotel telling you she can't see you, he keeps explaining his location, then she takes 20min to come out, then tells you Oga hurry up am late, that's when he will Appreciate his 181k his getting from his work place.


Would take 180k job anytime anytime any day, over this risk we take everyday. There's no pride in driver job, we're more like prostitute.

The risk of being on the road everyday, we're meant to be earning at least 200-300k in our acc, every month, Uber will not allow somebody enjoy.
Taxify anytime network misbehave on a trip, you're in soup.
Give me his oga num am interested in his job.
Yesterday okada man hit my car, I had to go take care of it. Risk Risk Risk. Lagos road after driving ur back will give u result. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 2:17pm On Jul 11, 2018
Tgiirl:
Uber with over 7000 drivers with average of 5000naira earnings/day minus 25%

Uber earns above 8,750,000 naira daily... I don't think that enough to keep the business running.Hence, uber will ve to increase commission to 30%
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 2:54pm On Jul 10, 2018
sydal:
Please brothers I need an advise someone wants to give me a camry 03 for rentals but the condition is that I can only use it in the night 8pm to 6am, 20k per week. Please advise me should I take it or leave it
Wicked people everywhere. Run 4 ur life
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 2:29pm On Jul 10, 2018
slamstanlee:
nowadays one can wait more, not like when request are more than available drivers then. Btw one day i waited for 20 mins. Taxify. Someone actually requested for her. (i made up my mind i would stress her too) when she came out, i cracked the engine and zoomed off. She call begging me to please come back... I said ok, i am coming back. I canceled the ride and moved to a different position. (next time she wont keep another driver waiting that long)
Because of the current condition of the business,
once its a long distance trip, I will wait, buh once its 10min -30min drive am canceling after 5min max, although because the knowledge I 've now on the business, I dey pursue trip scara.

I dropped off somebody at the V. island by 6:40am, I immediately I headed to 1004 my 2nd favorite spot at V.I, got there saw like 10 drivers sleeping and waiting for trips, I knew I will only join the cue of sleepers, I drove off immediately, b4 I got to 4point at V.I immediately request came in Ikeja straight. grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 6:31am On Jul 09, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
The CVT gearbox in the honda city is forgiving and allows a 2nd chance. It also does not have a torque converter, so when you drain more than 90per of the fluid drains out. The difference in gear selection and take off is like light and darkness after that.
Chuwaa:


You mean transmission oil can cause vibration?
My car vibrates, I've done all scans and nothing of such was detected, I've changed engine sittings to no avail. I've never worked on the gear, though on rare occassions, it surges as if someone gave you a push.

Am having that same push forward while accelerating, then when I put off my engine and back on again it stops and won't happen again for a while.
It's causing me sleepless night coz when I take it to the mechanic it won't happen, when am on a trip it starts again. undecided undecided
Honda EOD
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:48pm On Jul 08, 2018
anyibig:
Hi guys, am actually interested in joining uber/taxify business, Am planning on buying a car and drive it myself to maximize profit, but i barely know little about it, and i really have some questions to start it off. But first, i have a budget of 1.5mil to start.

1. What car is advisable to buy to startup the business (in terms of fuel economy and maintenance)

2. What's the daily income like if i decide to work from 5am to 7pm in 6days.

3. What platform will i register the car? Uber or taxify or oga taxi or taxify lite, e.t.c

4. I really don't drive much and i really don't know alot of places in lagos, but i was hoping google map will help out with that. But don't know if its a good idea.

Please guys, i really need your advice. Thanks
Would have told you to start from page one buh that would be too much, so start from page 200 till date, you will be an expert even before joining the business, mind you the business no sweet like b4 buh we hope it gets beta.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 7:21pm On Jul 08, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Drivers deserve some accolades working on uber. Same with the cars.

Since my last 12hr shift on on a Sunday, I have vowed not to drive for fun again grin
Ah ah you too,
I thought you were Uber rep the way you supported there rubish fare that year. grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:29pm On Jul 08, 2018
julietromeo:
Let's see this screenshot. The acceptance rate for the campaign. This is mine for the current campaign.
So people still dey chase this setup bonus. 20hr 20trips Friday and Saturday. 8.59pm beta SETUP. grin
PhonesRe: Phones With Impressive Specs In 2018 by ifyeez: 12:52pm On Jun 29, 2018
[quote author=Hyinkar97 post=68930846]No Oppo Find X?
No Vivo Nex?
...and so many more...

Oga go update your list [/quoteThat's his own impressive spec list.
No One plus 6
No Vivo Nex
No S9
No LG V30
No LG G7
No LG V35
No iphone x
No google pixel 2
List is much
]
PhonesRe: How To Unlock Your Swift, Smile Etc MIFI To Use Ntel Sim. by ifyeez: 10:35am On Jun 29, 2018
Femi4 kindly help ur boi unlock this mtn modem,
thank you bros. Send ur number for recharge card when done. 861791031620570 E5573
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 5:25pm On Jun 27, 2018
After waiting on a rider for 20min, not to talk of 9min drive to her location. Destination 15min drive.
Oga you're driving too slow, please am running late, 2min later call came in, rider answer yes am coming with the cigarette. I weak angry sad sad :. Running late to smoke 400 naira ride, I should fly....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:15am On Jun 25, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
First rule of Ehailng Fuel economy.
Night and day, you dey online, you no dey tire. shocked shocked
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 10:03am On Jun 12, 2018
Ojaiyeola:
Evening house, I have been offline for a while now on Uber and Taxify, and I noticed a lot of drivers going back to Uber. I would like to know which is better to partner with, Uber or Taxify in terms of returns. Thanks
Instead of you to ask ur question straight and simple, you decided to be a Nigerian.
You will answer ur self. undecided undecided undecided undecided
Not a member trying to play smart without experience.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 10:06pm On Jun 08, 2018
Carshopper:
so u dey show ur village people 33 bottles and u think they will not improvise.... continue dey do shakara.... watch their next move
I don sort dem, so am free grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:01pm On Jun 08, 2018
slamstanlee:
As for that code... U must get to uber office. They will fix it it. May take the whole day for ur line to sync. Happened to me once and i thought it was that mumu tecno phone
Na that office I no wan go, the people there is always too much
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 8:36pm On Jun 08, 2018
Carshopper:
did you greet your village people b4 leaving the house, as u don use alarm disturb their sleep u left without saying sorry. please buy 5 bottles of Goldberg on ur way home, stop over at my place u don hear
Am thinking my village people are the once protecting me, maybe something bad would ve happened to me today, you self reason am.
I skipped this on the gist.
I got request the dude called me immediately, and I said I will pick d sister then bring her to ikaja, I said okay send me her number and I will go and pick her up asap, only for the sister to call me to tell me oga please give me 45min to get ready shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Me 45 WHAT cancel straight.
That's when I gave up and knew it's not normal.
Doing what I enjoyed doing. Watched Germany vs Saudi match.
Can't remember the last time I watched match full time. grin grin grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:58pm On Jun 08, 2018
brogxy:
Today has been my best day since I started, by this time of the day
While you're having the best day, am here having the worst day.

Woke up as usual, used my car remote to open my car.
The car security alarm went off, I tried using my key to put it off it refused. I tried forcing the key into the car key hole, it refused entering
while forcing it the car key broke in the mouth, had to use plyer to remove it after much struggle, I came out, now my whole compound is awake because of the alarm.

Anyway to cut the story short, I finally dealt with it.
Now am online by 8am on taxify no request waited till like 9am no request, drove round my usual spots I get request, still no request.

I requested my self to confirm everything was okay, it came in.
Now I decided to switch to Uber as taxify no get request.
Entered uber now I noticed I have been signed out, tried signing back in, they keep asking me for verification code that has refused dropping on my phone, I tried it about 10x they banned from trying again that should wait for 2hrs to try again, so I google what the problem was.
Saw online that I need to make sure my line is not on Do not disturb mode.
Immediately I called mtn customer care, and the lady representative told me my line was truly on do not disturb mode, so I told her to put it back on, which she did. To cut the story short till now I still can't get the code.

Back to taxify
Went back online got one request after 30min, the lady said we will go to different places see me happy. Now I got to her destination she said her BF refused letting her leave the house, that I should cancel. E remain small make I collect the BF number ginger am.
Now it's already 11am, so I said let me just go and handle my other business then come back by 1pm to chase taxify evening trip.

1pm came back online still no trip, now I noticed my Wi-Fi Ntel is misbehaving, tried my GLO subscribed line inside my phone, something I subscribed last week, I saw I don't have subscription on it, I madt.
Tried using my Accessbank app to sub, the app was misbehaving too, taking so much time to load, then after everything it will not load well to work.
To cut the story short, I have decided to take the day off, I believe it's for my own safty God is in control. grin angry grin grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 8:34am On Jun 08, 2018
iyaegin:
If i were you i would make sure she understands or at least responds to why i cannot turn due to Lastma and Police wahala and at worst i would turn back once i got to Iganmu bridge or park somewhere safe till she responds.Now she gave u bad rating but more annoying the usual taxify hiccup of wrong fare.i no understand how una dey enjoy this taxify walahi...
She said if I get to igamu then turning back to festac that she's going to get to work late, that I should turn were I was. Believe Me she was just being dramatic and ridiculous.
See some of this riders can be damn wicked, once had somebody telling me to beat ojudu traffic light, lasma hottest zone, I bluntly told him I can't, probably his one of there agent looking for who to set up. This is Nigeria
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 5:04pm On Jun 07, 2018
Gentlelife50:
You get am, let me add this one. Na woman dey drive am and nothing dey do am the owner just buy another one. Hardly a Nigerian sell a vehicle that's not giving him issues.
Not when you're broke and have pressing issues to sort out
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 5:02pm On Jun 07, 2018
pafo:
Trust me, a good slap is first aid in this scenario. Her eye go clear immediately and the dying feeling go dey alleviated like poverty. Lol!
grin grin grin grin . You go enter Instablog asap ban for life grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:45pm On Jun 07, 2018
Carshopper:
person say e dey die and u still dey drive to oniru... chei...what happened to first aid e.g. tear the person cloth so she go breathe well, den drive to oniru. grin cheesy
Lol no mind the lady, she knows she's fat, she went and sowed medium size when she's extra large, now the cloth wan chock am die.
When I got to the right place to turn, I asked her if I should turn and go back she refused answering me, I jejely continued
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:41pm On Jun 07, 2018
JuanitaJames:
Hope she sha paid after reducing your rating?
It was her bonus trip, the worst was the trip had an error it gave me wrong fare, festac to Oniru is meant to be like 3800-4000, buh because I couldn't wait to end the trip, when I ended it,
it showed me 2000, instead me of me to do a review to get my remaining balance, I just ended it so I can report her behavior, forgetting about the incomplete fare.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez:
Started trip from Festac going to Oniru, followed alakija middle lane, to avoid mile 2 traffic, we got close to mile 2 on the middle fast lane.
Rider: Oga turn here less go back my cloth is chocking me, I need to change it
Me: embarassed embarassedMe turn were, madam that's not possible this is high way.
Rider: I see Danfo drivers turn here all the time, when am driving Me: Sorry i can't turn here will have to get to the right turn b4 I can do any turn.
Rider: I said am dying you are saying you can't turn don't worry continue going.
Me: got to Oniru madam please were at Oniru are we going to.
Rider: Refused talking again was playing mute now.
Me: madam please were are we going to now.
Me: now furious
Rider: making calls telling whoever she was speaking on phone with that she's dying and the taxify driver refused turning
Me: Chai na so my village people wan take catch me dis early morning for my first trip of the day.
Finally got to her destination dropped her and said thank you, she didn't reply buh slammed my door and left.

Now Taxify has removed 10% from my rating even tho I reported what had happened. lipsrsealed undecided
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:55pm On Jun 02, 2018
60 uber cars would be required for pre campaign election in October in lagos and may be extended to ogun and oyo state 20k per day has been budgeted, all uber drivers would be feeded with free hotel

This is strictly for uber drivers, verification would be done, pls show interest [/color]Election campaign = blood bath. Sorry am out[/quote]
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 10:02am On May 28, 2018
Gentlelife50:
Keep disturbing them, it happened to me. Send messages through your app and also to Lagos Taxify, me I even replied the messages they sent me and also reminded them to update my account.
I have not done the transfer yet, I don't want to visit there office that's always crowded, I just don't want to do transfer then stories will start then I will have to visit the office am avoiding
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:06pm On May 27, 2018
Please who has paid Taxify thru transfer and how long did it take b4 they clear ur dept, mine is getting out of hand,
and I don't want to visit there office, been praying for card trips bub it seem not to be coming anytime soon
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:42am On May 25, 2018
deedee44:
If na me dey duty when him bring that medical report I go give am sunshade free of charge instead of tint permit grin cheesy
Officer Spotted. shocked shocked shocked shocked
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:41am On May 25, 2018
bluehorizo:
Hello sir,I have sent you message on here and also requested for you to check your DM. I only want to enquire about the O ring that you bought. Because I am experiencing same. Thanks
Sorry don't know how to view mail sent to me from nairaland, if I click on it, it takes my back to nairaland, so I just don't waste my time anymore. Anyway message me on whatsapp 07037358162.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:07pm On May 24, 2018
Use to think this was a myth
, just experience it first hand. I decided to switch device from my iPhone to my newly bought LG G6.
This evening got a request at v.I going to surulere, while on the trip at costain bridge decided to check the fare, I saw 1400, got to destination ended trip I saw 1000, tried explaining to the rider that it was GPS error, she said no that it's just 1k she has. I just smiled and said goodnight coz I know it will catch up to her
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:12pm On May 24, 2018
omonla10:
Guys also park opposite in front of silverbird galleria.. Under the street lights o.. Some taxi drivers always sleep there.
If d guy really want to sleep drive into any estate anywhere you are, talk to the security man that you're uber, sort him and sleep till you're ready to go. Work smart
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:30am On May 16, 2018
dru23:
I see your point bro. But many have been scam on this forum before.. If you are going to help people, you need to be more transparent now .. And nobody does anything free in these world .. And there is saying that goes if it is too good to be true, it is probably too good to be true.. Let the man open and give more information and explain himself better.. Since he wants to help people and he is getting nothing out of it.. When I was advertising my engine oil to sale.. I explain why they use it and even went way and be on to take pictures to show people that the oil is from Yankee... we need transparency my brother.. Nigerians are scared of Nigerians o. It's a jungle out here
Buh the guy has not asked anybody for a dime, when he does then we can alert our selves for scam by the said individual. Even if it’s a scam, less see the format the individual want to use nah. grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez:
Doublecheck:
Well, it's a scam, drivers don't fall for it. If that Oga is for real he should reveal his office, identity, showroom, partners, uber drivers or bank that he is working with nobody on this thread is anonymous only then can we gladly get to know him and appreciate his kind gesture and certify his philanthropic moves as credible.

We all know one person or the other on this thread. Who or which reliable fellow on this thread can speak for him not a new moniker, and why will a total stranger want to help a driver from slaving, what happened to his family and friends, drivers don't forget the popular saying "who you epp" nobody will give you nothing you don't deserve "work for".

Drivers don't be penny wise pound foolish, don't fall for this Uber ponzi that is about to blow fowl (Driver) yansh. Better stick to your partners, fleet managers, or better still as Oga dru always say get a bank loan, than lose the little you have saved because you are running from assurance. Drivers you know what they say about a bird in hand.?

If the Oga dey vex make e come beat me I dey my house.

Lazy Nigerian yoot. tongue
This is the reason why the poor remain poor, while the rich get richer. They see opportunities as scam and impossible. You haven’t tried something you have concluded in your low self esteem that it’s a scam. I sorry for you sad sad sad sad

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