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Buhari why

Black n Black and make sure u take 5 shots of ogogoro. Goodluck.

They should come and delete it from my phone.

Hmmm I dey hear all this money nd I no even get 5k self nawao, which way Naija.

DPricey1:
1) I didn't mean to hurt you

2) You're the 1 I love not her but since u said no sex till after marriage, I got tempted

3) You don't make me feel like a man

4) My friends talked me into it

5) We were having a fight that's y i got tempted by her

6) I was drunk

you must ve had a 1000 hell relationships. Sorry

She's my best friend, I ve used that lie a million time.

I wonder weither this fuel scarcity no affact them.

fortunechy:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Easter May Be Postponed!!!
Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30
pieces of silver is too small due to the current economy
situation and high rate of US dollar.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiations are still ongoing.
You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and
chickens awaiting Crucifixion during the Easter season,
pending when he will receive alert from his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the
inconveniences caused...

take your madness to your family.

vipez:
is that all? oya swerve comot!

lies you done get white hand ni.

Mr Man I only have 2 advice for, please kindly go and look Charles Ex Girlfriend and fuxk her so hard you would feel alot better, and that you wife to be, please don't let her go without fuxkin her one last time, after which you will tell her to get out from ur life.

My girlfriend learnt how to dress from there TV series, so I encourage it.

MTN and Lie Mohammed who lie pass now?

This face good for cumin.

sebyluv:
These fraudsters will never stop amusing somebody. I cant even see the Erect Penis, all i can see is a man struggling to walk. Dem for show us d tin well, d way dey showed it wen it supposedly went down. Anyway na dem sabi

you can as well borrow him ur sister/girlfriend, so she confirm 4u.

PerfectlyPerfect:
How can we confirm is his pr*ick was never able to get erect?
How was the congregation able to confirm that the pri*ck was erect?
Since when did Joshua become an ere*ction expert?
Which church female usher was used to test if the pri*ck was indeed functioning properly?

So many questions, so few answers.

How can i confirm he didn't use one of the methods described in this website http://listernaija.com/2016/01/awesome-scientific-break-through-of-2015/ to do this?

I wish him luck with his new magic pri*ck

what's this one talking about.

My sister there isn't any job out here. I work as a surveyor with a private inspection company or rather I would say worked cuz I don't knw were I stand, I had an argument with my boss concerning my unpaid salaries and since then this man has cut me off. I haven't had any job since last year December 28. This bosses can be very wicked that's all.

Applied less wait and see what happens next.

Not a new gist.

Am a sailor, please what's the name of the Vessel. This is a lie, all na propaganda.

DICKtator:
Cum under fire?

Have she dead?

Did she survived it?

May God help us ooo.

Don't know what Lagos is turning to
Ambode what is happening?

Like seriously what are you talking about, i can't make sense off ur comment. Please go back to school.

Is Yemi Alade a musian. Anyway she's wako like Tecno product. #Iphone #Samsung. Next please

Thats some low end phones, have you seen my LG L4 camera. You can't even compare with those things you call fones. #Expensiveshit

Your own better nah, I have not been paid for six months now.

So what else