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Op, chop am clean mouth joor

Op, dnt b a dumb! U beta dump her a$$ nw or beta stil start meking female frnds and store sweet names too on ur fone

Guy abeg jz give me £1000, even if na loan I go pay back

Aunty nurse: I'm a very lovely & caring nurse.. Majority of my patients can confirm it

Wow! Dats luvly. Hope u r romantik too while administering drugs to ur patients especially 'male'? #just asking#

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Hehehehehe! Op joystick don dey stander as d guy c d babes dem pant for outside

D awkward moment wen u tink ur babe is d prettiest only for u to c an angel jz walk pass u by and u can't jz control urself especially if ur babe is wid u

Damn! Some gurls can b so funny. Wen she was nt working, she didn't hve such dream but nw dat d job has come, she is having nightmare. Dnt worry urself dude, jz move on wid ur life. U wil soon find d gurl of ur dream...someone dats beta dan her

Yea it happens though. I personally I dnt fancy & hve neva met someone from online dating site before, b it 2go, facebook, BBM or tweeter, even badoo etc but I hve frnds who hve met wid so many babes online and hve slept wid dem. To dem its fun but to me its a waste of time and resources but we can chat and get along very well but to meet, no

U r right as for

Op, wat abt market? #just saying#

seunfly: Why don't you include
DO NOT DEMAND MONEY FROM HIM: he will see you as parasite.

Gbam!!

I tink Nissan Almeria is also nice

Op, hahahahahaha! Dats really funny tho u r right coz I'm luking for a Medical Doctor to marry

Hmmm! Well, d guy went too far. But let it serve as a deterrent to ordas

Op clap hand for ur self for getting her laid in 48hrs

U r even lucky he did it secretly(as in outside town). The fact is dat dnt confront him coz u might worsen d situation. Show him lots of luv and k, b around him by spending quality time wid him. Next time he wants to travel, sugest u go wid him

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Ivynwa: All these shackling of people wt mgbeke dress code in the name of religion yet na some of those sisters sabi dribble man into their net pass. One of them chased my brother to a pt my cousin angrily
asked her to stop, another one had the effrontery to boldfacedly tell my brother 'Don't u know that it's u that i've been waiting for?' Poster pls ask ur gfriend sister mary whether she prefers that her husband watches her bum short or the holy blessed bum of sister Angelina. Hehehe

Gbam! I dnt knw y some peeps seems to b so naïve abt luking sexy for ur hubby. Seriously, if she is nt ready to luk sexy for d hubby, den he might b ready to luk outside coz dats wat he like. If he shud ask d wife to dress sexy @home for him alone, I tink dere is notin wrong wid dat afta all d r husband and wife

Hahahahahahaha! Mehn! Dis thread is damn funny, it got me ribs cracking

I luv dis thread die. Hahahahahahha!




Sori! Wz jz passing

Come to Le' Meridian & Ibom Golf Resort in Uyo, u wil neva regret ur stay. Akwa Ibom ayaya

Op reminds me of wat I went tru as a kid. I'm talkin abt age 3. I wz molested by our housemaid, she wz in mid 20s den. Evry evening she wil tel me to sleep on her tommy while my sis wil sleep on d bed, all dis hapend wen my mum wz on nite duty and wen she wud come bak we all wud hve slpt. She wud off all d light and remuv my joystick and put inside her kitty katty and b thrusting me. D wz a day I told her I wanted to urinate and she said I shud do dat inside her. She always begged me nt to tel anyone and I kept it a secret sha. Gosh! Wen I rememba all those tings I always feel bad

Wetin we no go see for Nairaland

My mum, she is d best dat has ever hapend to me

Dollarjunkie: They really use each of the guys they date to solve one prob or the other. I know a girl back then in Uni dat was dating 5guys. She's a casual friend of mine, as such she freely expose her runs to me. Bf1 does the assignment and helps her durin exams. Bf2 spoils her wit maney but doesn't knw hw 2 satisfy her xxxual dsires of which Bf3 takes care of. Bf4 clubs evry friday 9t wit her nd contribute 2 d work of bf2 as well. Bf5 is a recharge card dealer thus, mugu2. She hardly hav less than 2k in her acct balance.
Na our mumu boys I dey blame shaa...
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Gbam! Dats it