Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you advertise for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

werey

Lol

I'm not shocked. Mind you, by Nigerians he meant the north. To them nigeria starts and end with the north. Every other region is insignificant.

Komu1048:



Wc year u finish, even for Zamfara n kaduna the headquarters of banditry. We know hear of using Benz to transport victim.


This ones r either students or indigenes of Anyigba. This man name used to ring bell. Even when he was still the HOD of account dept, the student used to claim he was richer than the then VC.

If na student the na all this cult boys. Them go nab them

exactly! The Benz part, and the fact that he was picked up in front of his house which is probably the staff quarters.

Na cult boys run am baba, there's no two ways about it.

I left there 2018 by the way.

Mad o! My Alma mata. Hope no be all those Fulani weh full that bush for back of school.

Many atimes they come out in droves to wash their clothes and bath, these guys speak igala more than many igalas.

On a second thought, Na students run am, or all those ayingba boys.

But as e be now for naija, anytime we hear gunmen and kidnap our mind deh go straight to Fulani.

So Las Las Na those Fulani go suffer am.

You need doctor goko

This keeps happening on a daily basis, but still girls no deh hear

As I'm typing this, there is that young girl whose dream and aspiration is to land her self a yahoo boy as boyfriend so as to live the fast live.

ufotty2001:
kdp

how can I acquire this knowledge? Don't mind paying for it as well.

ufotty2001:
Mine was N18,000 I paid for training .. now worth $500 per month.. that was 10 months ago

which training sir

FalseProphet1:
One bell and one old King James Bible, and today I have a building... Glory be to God.

This I have seen.

i see you walking in the streets with your bell and dread locks and tear tear nika. I see you with a very big stale bread, I see you sleeping in the gutter.

This I've seen! werey

Merc505:
No Seed Capital.

Just phone, internet, information and Boom.

tell us more about it. Me sef get phone get data, Na information remain.

Abuja

Amadi84:
Book writing & Publishing on Amazon

im interested sir

I find it really sexy and it turns me on.


Told my ex about it while we where together, she started wearing it.

Ayo2004:

We don't talk anymore
I just see her IG posts,like and move on..

Na my parents cause this wahala,in secondary school,I wasn't rich or too fine or too smart,what made me a big boy was football
I don't mean to brag but I was literally invicible
I was like the Lionel Messi of my school..
Those dribbles,long shots, skills,killer passes made the entire school hail
me,if I just touch ball,everybody go dey shout...
the girls go just corner me after the match
Even ss3 boys and our teachers were scared to play against me and my guys..
My classmates I1 and I2 go just dey fight for me anytime we want to play ball
Those days were my best because I was like a god
Even the local competition with other schools,I always led my team to victory
My neighbors,classmates and teachers usually urged me to start playing football

I begged and begged my parents to let me play football but my father promised to stop funding my life if I tried such
Once,when I was 14,before I was forced to go to science class so I can study medicine,I argued with my father about it but he gave me the beating of my life
When I tried to get in touch with one of my uncles abroad,it led to a fight with my father..
Omo na so that dream just comot

Nowadays,when things are not going right,I wonder how life could have been rosy for me if I was allowed to play football
E sure me say I for don dey ball for one European top team dey collect like €150k weekly dey chop life..

We meuvvee sha

this one touch me

Wetin concern me and Nigerian economy! Na my personal economy( pocket size) go determine how many I go born.

tunjijones:
I was earning 72k month salary early last year. I now earn almost 800k monthly. My life has changed tremendously just within one year.

Bros cut me the soap!

I'll say I'm in a better place mentally compared to where I was months back.


got a job not something big but it puts Food on my table.

Also learnt to be grateful and take life one day at a time, Use to take life too serious but this days if cruise no follow my hand no deh.

This is shameful

Kikikiki this is the funniest shit I have heard recently

Was feeling feverish so I went to a one hospital like that to see the doctor hoping that it will be a matter of him running a test and prescribing drugs for me

When I met the nurses and told them about my condition they asked me to lie down and wait for the doctor. Before I knew it big big drips and injections where flying around, different people where coming to take my blood and urine samples.

I was surprised and I kept asking what was wrong with me but they wouldn't tell me. Their response was "the doctor will be with you soon"

To cut long story short, they made me spend two days in that hospital for malaria and then slammed me with a bill of 40k. When on a normal, I nor suppose spend pass 2k

skywalker240:

thanks sir.

God will give us the grace to carry on.

so sorry about that.

ZaRuleOfLaw:

I guess mine was the day Sergio Ramos broke salah's arm and robbed Liverpool of the champions League

bros you fit explain?

skywalker240:
April 23

Worst day of my life


I lost my Elder Brother to Cancer

take heart bro

Jman06:
What a heartbreaking experience! Take heart bro and may his soul continue to rest in peace...Amen

Thanks boss.

The day we got news of my dad's death.

seeing my mum broken and crying all over the place with neighbors having a really hard time trying to console her, never seen my mum in such state of devastation hence I was broken as well.

We've not seen daddy for months, and we where expecting him to arrive the following day, Imagine the excitement.

My mum already made her hair, looking good for her husband Whom she has not seen in a long while and had his favorite aphang soup prepared, Only for us to receive news of his death and to be buried the next day.

It was a mass burial for all the victims that died in the accident which involved a fuel tanker and a military truck moving soldiers who had just arrived from a mission in Sudan back to their base in maiduguri.

The men, filled with excitement and anticipating meeting the family they left behind and have greatly missed, little did they know that death had his own plan and eventually struck on that faithful evening (April 21 2008) taking all 48 soldiers occupying a particular truck including my father.

The government organised an impromptu burial for them which my mum had to take the next available flight to Abuja the next morning to bid my dad farewell.

The last memory I have of my dad was that faithful evening he left the house all dressed up in his camouflage and his military kits. He was a galant and fine soldier!.

One thing I observed about my dad was that whenever he is on his military uniform, it's more like he takes on a different persona or he gets possessed by a different spirit. Not in a bad way though! I mean, his movements and body language changes instantly.

I watched him walk gallantly and waved at him continuously until he went out of sight. He was on his way to maiduguri in obedience to the clarion call, I never knew that will be the last I'll be seeing of my father, even after his death except for my mum who had to fly down to Abuja the next day, I and my siblings weren't given the opportunity to pay tribute. but hopefully one day, I intend going to visit his resting place in the national cemetery Abuja.


Up till this day, I still feel like my dad is still out there and would one day come home and tell us he didn't die, that it was all a conspiracy by the Nigerian government for them to just disappear which was a necessity for the efficient execution of a highly classified mission.

Well....I guess it's the Hollywood movies messing my head up or it's the fact that I didn't experience his burial or have any real evidence of his death and I just badly wish it's all a dream I would wake up from.

Election abi selection!

Werey deh disguise.

K

lol. They will create a data base for the cows where all the informations of those cows will be stored. Once you pay your 5h dem go snap the cow collect finger print of the cow den right down the name of the cow in other to keep track of them and ensure accountability.


Very soon a ministry of cow affairs will be created to oversea the welfare of cows in this country....issokay!

You will outgrow it, I'm speaking from experience. I use to be like you but Now I no get joy.

Kondomatic:
A woman is hardly ever straight, they're mostly bisexuals and lesbians so don't even compare the two.


Women kiss each other, can you allow a guy to kiss you? Pinch your nipple? Or play with you romantically like women play with each other?

If a guy calls me sweetheart, I will sit him down and tell him to never do it again. I didn't author any dictionary sir, look up the meaning.

sit him down and do what! Dat niccur is sure loosing a tooth.

I agree with reno on this one

Jessepaid:
Hehehe...



No be all men dey get beards at 17...


Some get it at 30...


Work toward success and aim for greatness...

You don't pray for wealth and riches then sit and fold your hands expecting a miracle...


Get something doing....


I asked my father once...


Dad how did you train us all, including bills in this harsh economy without losing you mind?


He said one word....



Relax...





Everything falls In place after a while

"Everything falls in place eventually" OP that is the line! Not long ago I had nothing and had no hope, steady looking out for handouts from anyone willing to give.
But today I have a job even if it's not something big, I'm contented with the progress I've made so far and I'm obviously an happier man than I was yesterday, By the grace of GOD it will keep getting better.
The thing is you just keep moving, if you can't fly, you walk, if you can't walk you crawl. Avoid stagnation by any means. Nothing is wrong being in your fathers house at 27, as long as you know you are doing your best to move forward in life, just keep pushing and stay optimistic things will definitely fall in place eventually.