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success4:
Primary School Mr.Egbedi wicked soul
Secondary School Mr.Ajayi and Mrs. Adedeji
Polytechnic Pa Solo too playful
University Mr.Benjamin terrible man


The worst of them all is Mr.Egbedi of Folami Pry School. I don't even pray to meet him, because that is over 30years now.

over gini? damn i prostrate sir we no be mate

tom28:
They look Russian with their blond appearance.Russian women are fine sha but if u touch them an angry russian skinhead would blast your brains off with a russian ak47.Russian men dont joke with their women

Village man have you left Nigeria? See conclusion "they look russian with their blonde appearance", CHAI chineke me' so we still have anuofias like this in Nigeria?

Only the accent and the scenery when they were behind the truck suggests AMerica,

By the way lots of blondes in scandinavian- sweden, denmark, norway etc countries (does that make them russians?), Hilary clinton is blonde hmmm she looks russian, na wa o for una analysis

Si kele onye nti chiri; enu anughi, ala anu.

Eff this man, i am marrying from ethiopia, ah ah nigeria girls no dey try at all

ZimANgel what is the name of this your sister's husband?, By his name i can give you a logical reason why he married your sister

ak47mann:
IGBO GENE IS SO PRECIOUS

very , MAryam babangida no try for sharing it with that ANuofia

why do people always ask if i catch feelings? For naira land? I should be shot if i do,

well i just noticed the similarities between yoruba and somalis (my personal opinion o )

tpia@:
there's little phenotypical difference between bamilekes and igbos, for real.

there is no pphenotypical difference between yorubas and somalis

When ojukwu gave us the hindsight that nigeria is a mirage and wanted the igbos to go, Nigerians said hell know especially some middle belt morraphockers, some and the SW,

SO now things are going wrong, these morraphockers want out, I say hecks No, u guys fought and killed 2 millions igbos to make this country one so there aint not turning back now, We are all going to live and die in this morraphocking country. I'll personally join the military to commit war crimes on any region that wants out,

I dont feel for jos afterall one of their people yakubu was a mastermind in the civil war, ANy igbos being killed in the North as well i dont feel for either, Na today dem start to kill igbo for North? Why keep going back there?

Eko Ile:
I know some clueless, ignorant and illinformed illiterates like you have it in your heads that Tinubu is public official when even a day old baby sabi that he's not. He left office years ago, he's not an elected official and he's not seeking any office.

So what are you screening him for? ACN leadership position? Where is the joke? Is the joke not on you?

That was really re-tarded.

Your country is getting blown up left and right, you have a clueless and incompetent president who can not protect you and yours, but you are worried about a man who is not a public official, a man who is not even responsible for your lives or anything thing beyond his politcal party, you yell his name as if he's your only path to salvation, you yell his name for the air you breath, you yell his name for the sun and the moon.

You fools are too pathetic for your own good and your country.

Shuoooo Nna bros dem dey pay you? Seriously are you under Tinubu's payroll? If not i bet you are related to him. Damn the way you defend this man left and right one will think he is your boyfriend or some sorts, If people make ignorant comments about the man your tendency to defend the man in a passionately rude manner doesnt help either,

nzeogwu

Nigeria aint splitting, so all of u calling for disintegration berra STFU,

It is one Nigeria 4 life, Especially for those who live close to the animals up north all i can say is Sucks to be you, but hey na one Nigieria.

just as being Yoruba is as fluid as it gets, today saraki and bakare are northern chairmen who dont want to mingle with OPC and Afenifere, tomorrow bakare is saying that tinubu cannot rule the Yorubas cos he is a bastard WTF

Everybody here is sane except jason123 the lost itsekiri boy, everybody know their roots even that benue boy, igala boy, surprisingly even alj almajiri, but Jason 123 is still confused about his ancestral home, lost boy

ekt_bear:
Of what relevance is 2face and p square? Of course famous performing artists can get nearly any type of chick they want. Can random dudes do the same with any chick halfway desirable?

Regarding "story story story" and "tales by the moonlight", who is the one telling tales? Anyway, I can match you tale for tale if it needs to come down to that. And no fake accents, or any other sort of wuruwuru necessary to finish the task at hand.

At the end of the day, we are enjoying our cookie and taking yours away too. And this will continue indefinitely

Thats my point fake accents sweep Yoruba girls off their feet (cheaplings), go and try that one with igbo girl whether u no go chop like 3 slap,

This one about you are enjoying your cookie and taking mine away na heavy discussion o, Nna boy is sure having his fair share of the dark chocolates from the SW and aint complaining if you are having your fair share of the sweet caramel from the SE, Live and let live, if u are not spoiling my market why i go one spoil ur market?

Er'body dey find yankee citizen for their pikin nowadays

ANyway is the reigning thing now for naija girls is to be somebody's baby mama? Na wa o, copy copy

ekt_bear:
Hehe. Who are you trying to convince? Nobody is buying what you are selling. Which kind of Yoruba woman will let Igbo man make her pregnant?

Giving belle to a p.r.ostitute you met in Lagos doesn't count, my brother

Here I am talking about smashing quality chicks, you otoh are talking about making housemaids and washer women pregnant.

In any case, we've definitely poked a helluva lot more of yours than vice versa. The best and most beautiful in your land has been sampled (I wish I could be more specific, but I don't want to get anyone in trouble.) And are continuing to be sampled, for that matter.

Face your problem of having the highest out-marriage rates in Nigeria. And if this Igbo couple I mentioned earlier is any indication, ya'll got problems if your sisters would rather turn l.esbian than to continue to mess with ya'll

story story story, guy u jus dey for discussion, wetin consign fine nna boy with lagos prostitute?

go and see p square baby mama and see whether na house girl, go and see 2face Yoruba baby mama and tell me if she is a house girl too, These are girls from "supposedly" good family but will open their legs cos of ego/owo/kudi, what a shame.

Am not here for tales by the moonlight, in terms of giving angle 90 i dont mean to boast I can beat on my chest confidently add all the girls u don smash (igbo or non igbo combined) i have sampled as much Yoruba girls as that, CHai guy man don dey old sha. During my playa days in summer like this me and my friends, funny enough na two Yoruba guys we dey go spend summer for london. Once we switch on our american accent and show those naija briticos (most of them Yoruba) our american kpali it is a done deal.

pro01:
Thank you jare, nwa nne. Lol. As if any bad guy that goes to the club claims to be 'decent'. I wonder how these silly biatches want to be Holy Mary and Lil' Kim at the same time.

Leave them, i dey bow for this girls o

queensmith:
this is why most avoid 'nigerian' clubs like a plague!

women have to go to high quality clubs so as not to get harrased by fools whose arrogance have deluded them into some sort of entitlement when it comes to women!

i dont see how any of these factors affect you-if you didnt pay for the girl to go in the club she owes you nothing. no shaking!

went clubbing yesterday and had no problems, the men dont grab u neanderthals, dont harrass you when you dont dance with them and dont barge onto your table when your clearly having a conversation with somebody dont try and come between girls that are obviously having fun and more obviously arent interested, dont try an grind your Bottom on michael jackson (how is that even possible?)

when you walk around with the same glass you been carrying for hours, your dry knuckles and heavy sweat patches why will any woman wanna talk to you??

Nigerian men need to be taught that etiquette, dunno how most of them missed it!

LOL, But Nne that is very possible, All na levels bone o, e get the way u go take do am e go make sense

ekt_bear:
Hehe. Then 40%+ of Igbo women were impregnated by Yoruba men? Is that what you are saying? Na wa o

On a serious note though, the fraction of lightskinned Igbos isn't that high.
Lol. As if the only people in the industry are even Nigerian
Hehe. No wahala. If we are keeping track of score (and score by # of times one group has fvked another), I guess Yoruba man has to be winning the game

Maybe one day you will catch up. Reminds me though, an Igbo dude out here I know, his (igbo) GF broke up with him semi-publicly and is now into women

Can you imagine, this dude did so badly he turned the chick into a lady-loving-lady? Going to be hard to catch up with performances like that

LOL winning what, is it falling in love like a poosie that is winning? besides una dey wife the igbo girls nothing spoil, But for us the Yoruba girls are not good for marriage. We give them belle, dump them and make sure no guy go gree touch them again, hence they are going to be single mamas with a bastard child how is that winning?

Well as long as the olus (whether na oluwami, oluwabami, olumide) take care of our igbo girls, put them in the house, put them in their will i am happy o

mushufan2:
@ igbo boy , my fellow portlander wat it do hommie mehn true talk on d yoruba bitches yo dey aint got nothing on ibo gals na me talk am all dese dirty filty yoruba gals God forbid I knw imma be like a bleeding man in an ovean of sharks cos all dese muda fuckers are bout to chew on me but I like yoruba gals here in portland cos dere cheap hoes all u gitta do is stop by dairy queen haha n u gon get dat kitten ma advise to everybody is to stick to ibo gals bleep yoruba hoes yo, wat part of portlad u dey mehn

so i hear o, one of my Yoruba babe understand sha that igbo boy dont stick his obele nwa inside some stinkink punany so she always baff with imperial lather and rub some scenting tuna cream on her thighs before i come through so me i no dey complain

i dey for maywood park area o.

~Bluetooth:
I only keep ibo girls for mutual benefits but can't marry them.

the action is mutual, no love lost no love found,

ekt_bear:
Hehe. Why don't you open up a thread asking which ethnicity in Nigeria outmarries the most. Which group do you think people will overwhelmingly vote for? As if it is only my own opinion. Rather than something I've seen with my own eyes even here in the US, not to talk of Nigeria
Heh. My sister actually does a bit of amateur modelling and I think is considered by most to be pretty attractive. She doesn't have any difficulties on that front.
The basic premise you have is that a significantly higher fraction of Yoruba chicks are unattractive relative to Igbo chicks. Which even if one accepts this premise, doesn't say anything about what type of chicks guy X is likely to be able to pull.

Regarding "charcoal ugly". . . I invite you to do that Facebook search of "Umeh" like I said. See what type of faces you pull up.

There are a small fraction of Igbos who are very light skinned (5% or so of the pop?), but the rest look like everyone else

the dark ones are those who compromised our purity by mixing with u know who ,

ur sis does modelling? i bet she is competing with fellow Yorubas hence una think say she is fine, go enter where igbo, calabar, edo or urhobo girls dey whether she will not cry and say she wants to be a full time engineer

the next best thing other than wifing a Yoruba chick is making her ur baby mama (but dont put a ring on it tho)

ask P sqr ask tuface its like tooth paste
as soon as the Yoruba chicks get a taste,
they say put everything inside me dont let it go to waste M.I am going to give u a run in this rap game

thats why one of psqr baby mama is Yoruba chick, one of 2 face is Yoruba,

ekt_bear:
You know that polygamy rates are higher in Yorubaland than in Igboland. That people decide to take away your cookie doesn't mean they won't enjoy their own too
Well it is probably in your interest to find out what exactly the problem is, why so many of 'em are looking elsewhere for loving

ah thank god, phew so ur sister and ileke have hope then. Nothing spoil.

But stil most yoruba guys are tired of having charcoal ugly looking babes so even those that practice polygamy might want many igbo and calabar (nkechi, ekaette, chinyere, ofiong, chidinma) girls rather than 5 remi, temi, yemi, femi and nemi

ekt bear u should be worried about ur sisters and female cousins cos igbo ladies are chancing them, u dont like ur sisters evidently, u want them to remain life long spinsters and be riding rubber Love Machine?

deadie:
Iwu onye ara. I ga eme ma eme "interprete" ihe I dere make ndi ofe mmanu. Onye iberibe.

Bia e na cho mu okwu? Anuman di  ka gi

deadie:
Let's make a true joke.
What do you call an Igbo girl dating a Yoruba man: Desperado

only u make joke only u dey laff,, na wa o Zombie e don reach so?

no blame me na AREA(warri) raise me, aje butter no dey for AREA na, so wetin u expect?
Well is this vibe i give that make lots of my enemies makes miscalculated steps cos they think they are dealing with one illiterates, (being an illiterate is my NL job) after which i go to my normal job,

wow Yorubas are really on some anger troll, they have lost bankole to efcc, lost top 5 positions in the country mainly due to the ijaw man and the NW and now to make themselves feel better they are attacking olusegun aganga after attacking HID awolowo,

Stop crying over spilled milk, Aganga is lagosian whether u like it or not (apparently all those educated crap u guys have been telling us were lies, the most educated in the SW are not even Yoruba hence the emergence of the most competent man from that area as finance oga)

ekt bear hahahahaha u no go kill me with laff biko

igbo boy lives in portland not seattle but i do frequent the seattle area a lot though, why i go one peel ur ear? u be girl?

Bag groceries at safeway hahahaha i know it pains u but nna boy actually works in an office  , Yup igbo boy is college educated (ah oh u thought education was meant only for Yorubas enh?)

Ileke-IdI:
Exactly my point.

They'll run after Yoruba girls and start typing rubbish on NL because of tribalism. . . . thing is, most Yoruba girls move SS-wards. I've met many Non-Igboss who will not gree for Igbo men without money. Who no like money, but at the end, it's the other thing that counts : swag.

Just like that Igbo woman ( Nigeria-Kenya ambassador's wife) who cheated on her hubby with a Yoruba man.

wow did she? with a Yoruba man? CHINEKE EKWE KWALA IHE OJOR, CHAI

well ileke igbo boy is a simple man, i dont get carried away with NL antics, like i said before i go to work, come back and on my free time i do NL then take a s.h.it and sleep,

NL aint my life, in the real world i mix with whoever. if u take what igbo boy says on NL as the alpha and omega then i pity for u, No amount of taunt from an odua will change my affection towards my Yoruba girl or my oyibo girl or my igbo girl or my ijaw urhobo, edo itsekiri girls cos at the end of the day i see onkechi, olamide, elohor, bina, tosan, adesuwa etc   yea and busola too, hey i am coming in  30 min o berra ready