saintbillion:
meet kiki my new pet

bahd guy so get mind named our VP data after Ashu bubu abi? U re a bungalow my friend

God bless Donald Trump and very big shame to the federal government of Nigeria for not able or refusingbto purchase a meagre 1000 ventilator to battle against this pandemic in nigeria

Taarh no way. I won't Try such again. I have trained a girl in the university from year one till she graduated and went for service I was also responsible for every expenses regarding her NYSC only for her to sent me a wedding invite few days after her nysc and guess who she got married to? My childhood friend whom I single handedly sponsored his trip to Germany.

Who cares?

Hahahahaha youbhavent heard of pochukwu, pichim and podinma

Wicked is actually high on izombe weeds asswear

ghettokid1:
A wise Chinese Man once said "changzhou hualianxing yuejing zouqu jiangsu"

mbok what does it mean o

There was a heavy down pour today in the city of portarcourt which prompted the Atlantic ocean to briefly relocated it base to portarcourt.

Am using this medium to appeal to mr governor to as a matter of urgency tackle this flood problem in the state

Why is udom not wearing nose muff? Am very sure if he were to be in d state executive meeting and one of the members farts udom that I know very well would have lock down his nose and mouth to prevent the offensive odour but here he is he refused to wear the nose muff. Akwa ibomite should hold him responsible for any outbreak of corona virus in d state.

slowice:


How does it work.. Enlighten a man pls

reach me via my email kingemma500@gmail.com

If it was buhari that contracted chief Corona vilus Abba kyari and his fellow cabal won't let nigerians know about it. They would surely hide it from us but here is a German chancellor telling d world she had to self quarantined herself. A lesson for Nigerian polical leaders

PatrickOkunima:
Do you know any other thing one needs to succeed working remotely with foreign firms? Kindly join the discussion.

fivver is your sure bet bruh. I made as much $2000 -$3000 any time I have time off from my offshore work. As a mariner I work six month on sea and rest for two months. Within this period I expend that time off on making good money on fiverr. Give it a trial and thank me later

Humblesam:
I studied petrochemical engineering but here I am working in a police station
Naija magic!!!

as what mbok?

aj1802001:
See crowd of over 50 people in total disregard of their own directives. Case of Do as I say not as I do.

walahi u observed well

Till this very day the lying crooks in d health ministry I Nigeria re yet to show us the face of this Italian who brought corona virus to nigeria. May their relationship with lies never die.

Good morning nairalanders and a beautiful Sunday to everyone.

For those of you on this platform who re fastastics in spotting a lucrative investment platform, how authentic and safe is it to put my money into Sairui online shopping mall considering the fact that similar shopping malls popped up early last year but today they have all gone back to rest in the bossom of those who created them.

I need your candid advice please before I commit my hard earned money into SAIRUI online shopping mall thanks.

The Nigerian health minister should know that both him and his pay masters cannot sell dumb news to us. An Italian was confirmed to have convid 19 and was been treated in a Nigerian government owned health facility and up till now nigerians are yet to see the before and ongoing treatment video of the patient and surely too the after treatment pics of the patient won't be made public. If the Nigerian government have what it takes to treat this deadly virus, they should be bold to showcase it to the world and safe lives

Nigerian government and lies are like siemen twins. They should keep deceiving themselves not igwe georgiano. What is stopping them from going on national TV to show us before and after treatments of the infected Italian citizen? Scams everywhere. Awon were

Hahahahah see former almajiri and maybe he is still the almajiri-in-chief in Kaduna.

niyisky:
This joke is becoming stale... I taught Kayode Fayemi is an intelligent man? This commander nah owanbe Ankara him wear so

They had better come up with something better

chai see bad mouth it's obvious u be confirmed Biafra guy. I laff in gwambe

This is shameful and inhuman . In our various zoos in nigeria, do we still hippo in our zoos? This animal should have been captured alive and taken to the zoo where it will be taken care of but they choose to kill it. After eating it, toilet will be the next room to visit. Ndiara Dem.

Had I know is always an after thought for an action taken without consideration for what the consequences will be. This was the case for my niece who turned 30 today the 9th day in the month of Feb, 2020.

My kid sis as I normally call her, even till date was in a no sex relationship with her man for almost a year before they walked down the aisle together early last year

Saturday 5th Feb, 2019 was my niece's traditional and church wedding. The wedding was a huge success. The first three months into their marriage was full of complains by my niece. I tried all to no avail to find out what the issues were but she refused to confide in me

After much persuations to make her spill the problems without success I contacted her mom who invited her over so they could have a mother and daughter discussion. Long story short my niece drop the bomb that she wanted a divorce and the stupid reason she gave to her mother was that her husband drilling pipe was about 12inches long and very big as well therefore she could not endure it anymore besides the size of his pipe, she claimed her husband has a high sexual libido

After listening to her daughter lame excuses to file for divorce she admonished her daughter to endure opining that with time she will get use to it but my niece mind was made up. Eventually she file for the divorce on the 28th of August in a US court

Inside the court room

The judge who presided over the case was a 40yrs old single mom of two. The counsels for both husband and wife where given some times to cross examined their clients. At the end of the cross examination sessions the female judge finally disolved the marriage of less than a year between my niece and her husband.

After the divorce

Few weeks after the divorce my niece found out that her ex hubby has married the female judge who presided over her divorce case in court. She became very jealous and decided to take the female judge to court. What she sued the female judge for I can't tell but she sued her all the same and guess who presided over the case my niece instituted against the female judge who married her ex husband? It was the father of the female judge and of course your guess is as good as mine the case was struck out for lack of merit.

My niece, up till now is still wallowing in abject regret and she wished she never divorced her husband. She is a single lady now seriously searching for husband. If any serious male nairalander is interested whatsaap me on 08037893046. Moderators kindly move this post to the front page for wider read thanks

My brother the best way to resist this daughter of Eve is just buy the crucifix place it right in front of you anywhere u go and keep staring at it while u remember that Jesus died for u on the cross. Resist the devil an she will flee from u. Call your dick to order.

Oga femini Ade mumu stop spilling thrash abeg. Remember u re there today tomorrow u will come back home to us and trust me we have questions to ask u regarding your stewardship while holding sway as the presidential spokeman on toku toku

Is the American passport that weak that the Americans need to apply for Nigerian visa before they can enter Nigeria?

My visitor farted in my sitting room and gosh d offensive smell was all over the room even my air fresher could not contained the smell. The most snnoyi g part was that she did not mind if I was angry or not. Not even an apology. Some ladies ehhnn shame is far from them walahi

Oga titiku must you politicize every thing all cos u lost out at d last election? Hell no. US travel ban against Nigeria should not be attributed to buhari's failure. Note previous administrations which Mr atiku was also part of failed Nigeria and Nigerians woefully. In recent times, some notorious Nigerians living in the States had painted our dear father land in a very bad light by engaging in interned related fraudulent activities. If Mr Trump has decided to bilacklist Nigeria, then it is left for our leaders to sit up and do the needful to remedy the already damaged image of our dear country Nigeria. Its our collective fault but our so called leaders has the most part of the blame.

majamajic:
Good morning West !!!!

what an elder see from a sitting position , it might take a child 50 yrs to see same thing even from top of a tree

my brother that na in the ages past o but with Google search I go see wella just with a click on my compu

GamalNasser:


Mbaka is a fraud..only fools believe him

how is he a fraud? The prophesy was made long before this time. Stop spilling shit. Learn to respect an ordained man of God. God bless u

For whatever reason the state govt demolished that "ile arugbo" it is not justified but the present administration should bear in mind that saraki is a polical force to reckon with and its just a matter of time he will regret his action.

What is Xmas can someone pls tell me mbok?