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Mtcheww!!!

the thing pain her

The dude did no say anything bad na

Entprys:
Early take off. She need to keep it up. Before 20 of age she don bon finish. Then, come back to omoge.
Yes she can start school then.

You dey mad?

No, your village people are doing frog jump on top your body

Nigerians and spiritual thing eh

I had similar experience too,

What I did was to call my dad and my other relatives to inform not send any bank details to those thieves!

Na the elderly ones dey fall victim pass, we should be guided please!

Abeg that lady is not 60! She should be in her late 40s
All these social media lies sef!!

And you have concluded you ain't good enough for her?

Hmmm!

Munzy14:
I will be waiting... Just a reminder about their weird cravings...She may tell you she want to eat what is not available in the state you reside in the middle of the night..

Or she will tell you say na only breeze from hand fan she want...So you will put off the AC/Electric fan.. Automatically you go fan her till day break...Only God knows how you will finish women on nairaland the next day..

Me I need mine to be driving me to party and business stuffs...ones she enter na driving school straight..

This is funny and kind of true at the same time

Many reasons o

#Some na laziness, irritation

#Some are shy

#Some are body changes after few months, bloated face, skin colour,
#Some are usually weak, which is kind of normal
# (if you live in Nigeria) some because of bad belle, eyes and witches and wizards

Hilda dokubo,She can cry in movies eh
Happy birthday to her son

Very impressive!!

More money to your business!

descarado:
Cousin brother

The way we re-define English words eeh
Which one is Cousin brother?
Blood brother


Male Cousin.
Brother.

First Cousin from my paternal side
2nd Cousin from my maternal side
Sister,
Aunt,
Uncle, etc.

These are self explanatory na.
Haba

Even our pigin English don't understand that concoction, Cousin brother.

As far as you understand what I wrote, thank you English teacher, let me correct it

All for grams! What happens next after the camera?

Polynek:
If I can finish 4cups of beans at a sitting, then what is 1 pack of spaghetti?
U no fit finish am no means say person no fit do am

Guy!

The day my (male) cousin did this stunt, I seriously warned him to stop coming to my house for holidays, he can visit and go, 5packs of spaghetti just finished in a week, fear enter my body o! That dude can eat!!!

Empty promises!

Modular refineries Kee una there!!

Buhari joined the chat

Nairaland wannabe redpillers, Food is ready!!! bon appetit!

Experience is the best teacher! Hope she learnt her lesson!

If you check well she is either deeper life, mountain of fire, or chosen member


She is beautiful Sha!

Beedude:
Shey no be this man buy 40+ cows give OBI Cubana for hin mama burial last year?

Reason i dont envy these people. Celebrities and fake life are like bread and butter

Una count am say e reach 40+ ?
Don't believe everything you see and hear online o!!

Na wa o such young people!!

May their souls rest in peace,!

Kai!!

Person go just dey him own, wahala go come jam am, na wa!

LINTUNE:
I was talking about otedola being richer than both Kanye and rihana , u can see u that u have comprehension issue.

This brainless brain, where in my comment did you see me mention &compare Rihanna to dangote/ otedola, na u bring Rihanna inside o!

Just go!

LINTUNE:
it got too advanced for a dumb ass like u to understand it.

You are just brainless, even Mike adenuga is richer than otedola!

Mtcheww and get lost!!!

LINTUNE:
her father is richer than them both,combined.

What happened to your brain?

Why not your father otedola?

Kanye west and Kim Kardashian should make up already! They are suitable for each other!

What about the driver?

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darlenese:
You don't have a wife


I don't know how to explain this but your WIFE can't abort a pregnancy that is yours in a marriage that is barely 2 years . She is obviously seeking for an option B

On a second thought ,

You have never been a woman beater , doesn't mean you can't hurt her , you might have emotionally battered her , because from your narration she seems traumatised

What if it was a miscarriage and you are the one creating the abortion narrative , what if she is going through depression , people do not just change for no reason

The truth is , if whatever you are saying is the truth , then you need answers .

But if you are not saying the entire truth ,then you need to work on yourself .

My dear sister, God bless you for this!

I am just surprised at some comments here

Only you tsunami, only you volcano!!!

It is well