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jennykadry:
^^ Lol see ika the aproko. So dumelo nyash dey sweet you to look abi? wait make I tell MR Ikamefa  say him wife wan view dumelo kro kro infested nyash as e dey slam another woman wey her bosom fall like the transformer wey dey for ajegunle and thighs as black as person wey dem born for sudan

Bribe me now make I use the money buy medicine wey I dey drink for yaba to help cool my temper if not, na for yaba left the gist go start from take reach your oga.

baba ikamefa is madly in love with me, even if u whisper am for hin ears, hin go just laff,

oya jare stop all this yanga na wetin be the name of the movie, i wan watch monkey yansh in action

^^^^^^^ the natural organic one wey i buy u for  fashion thread u nor gree wear na this rubber made one o come they wear? 

remember dis? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-29446.416.html

the new Spartacus series

so much blood letting, lotsa dangling d-i-c-k-s and treachery

^^^^^^  

u dey salivate for wetin ajadrame?  

^{ok peeps make i go watch one  boring Hollywood movie}: _{pride and prejudice ( am going to snore loudly till the end)}  

ajadrage:
Okay, at this point, I must emphasize and emphatically too that both my eyes and both my ears were tightly closed when this post was made. I heard no evil and I read no evil. . .   

heheheeh! " " yeah right

mukina2:
ajadraaaaaammme if i catch you, why where you eyesdropping eavesdropping

Ika i see am for inside iice's cupboard lats week , she say she dey keep am for spawnie

cant be how can my own twinny be trying to jazz me? muki u sure?

i don dey salivate i been think sey sannam na one kind meat

suya erhmm tinko,, or sortin

muki i don loss my lef yansh , abeg u helep me find am?

ajadrage:
Person no go see him missing rib before pikins come? Abi u know where dem dey manufacture them make I place order?  

yes i sabi!! for yaba left side !!   another one dey Marcy general for lagos island

ajadrage:
Okay, I wouldn't even test you there, I get the feeling you are well versed in Resurrection 101  

yep! right again  ask me later for the formula : it includes the use of a human  

ajadrage:
Muki, over to you's. . .

muki wetin be sanaaam!  as in ?

pikins? pikins? after how many eons?

loook! at this man , if u use that name anywhere if i catch u?

chai ! johnny cochran plus gani fawehinmi nor fit save you!


abeg what is sanaaaam?

muki let the man yarn na

ajad? what says thou?

ajadrame kinda sound sexier than ajadrage oh

pay me copyright fees and u can have it forever

muki i wan ask u sortin

ajadrage:
No, this one is ikamgish

ajadrame that " are " not my names

mukina2:
ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

T'sup? loff long time no see

is thst spanglish up dia ^^^^^

   see monkey yansh up dia ^^^^^ 

abeg jenny whats the name of the movies i need to see

dayokanu:
You dey act like say you self nor dey among them.

Abeg return my boxer wey I forget for your house o

akara to ba wonu eko ko le jade mo

those boxers are hanging on my chandelier in the sitting room, na my souvenir

[quote author=rita@NL link=topic=600027.msg7706277#msg7706277 date=1297356659]Where did i state the bolded ? You dey mistake me for Uju ? Uju dem say u be home breaker oo.

Oga you dey see at all ? Were ma po ni NL OOO[/quote]^^^^^ dis thread don turn ragged ! " "

TewMuch:
Stop feeding him. No food for lazy man. When hunger strikes to where it cause cramps and almost heart attack, my guy will go and find a job.

" " and you're sure the man won't turn her into a punching bag in the house?

iz2much:
. He blames me for everything and even his inability to progress in life. I am tired of being the one making all the sacrifices and fore-going my dreams. All his efforts to travel out of the country cost me my education, which I should have completed, and my business. I cannot put up with this any more. What do I do? I

all the man wants is to jand! shikena

dayokanu:
Women of nowadays very wicked i tell you

na wah oh e be like sey women don hammer you wella , hence all this posts

jennykadry:
The first 6 months to a year is the honeymoon period,you just can't get enough of each other, you wanna cuddle all the time, kiss all the time, sh[i]a[/i]g like it's your nutritional food e.t.c

Gbam!

Jigiman:
I just told him
to pray and may be talk to his pastor about it. Am also trying to seek peoples
opinion from here.

wetin the pastor wan do for am? offer special mind -changing prayers for the wife? 9jerians sha and this their pastor worship thingy

@ op the wife is clearly not interested in her marriage any more, the man should move on shikena

[quote author=bb! link=topic=600027.msg7693986#msg7693986 date=1297204580]No worry Ikamefa, i go find another offence rope that ya neck or find something to make you jealous me Angry That will teach you not to make fun of my flexible agbada bosoms again Angry At least i can proudly say Sagamite used to love me using them as abebe to fan him whilst he snores his head off everytime NEPA takes light, so you see, you see, you see, I am a sexual being too, so Jenny should go and siddon, i bet you lot can't do this Cheesy


Chei, Jennykadri, I think they changed our medication again and hiding it under the tongue wouldn't work, abeg, you sabi if this one get antidote, i can't handle this[b] verbal diarrhoea[/b] at all, shuo i go burn my cable the way the circuit on my head, my light, my head light, my brake light, dey touch like so, chei, JENNY COME AND GET ME OUTTA HERE[/quote]find offence for my neck? na wetin nor be u i dey laff oh na jenny!




your only antidote na sagamite QED

see as dem dey 419 420 dem selves hia
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LaurenW:
My mom didn't know him for very long and said that she was given a business card with the name "Obu Olumba Obu" for his Real Estate company. Since he used a fake name I guess it will be impossible to find him especially knowing so little unless i decide to hire some sort of Private investigator. She is looking for the one picture she does have of him and if she finds it she is going to give it to me and I will post it here. My aunt told me he would have loved if he had a daughter and that I should try to look for him, that always stayed with me and was one of the reasons I decided to look.

" " what a name naija man nor dey carry last

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=600027.msg7693437#msg7693437 date=1297199533]Yup thats the damn word, EGO TRIPPING, thats the word I was looking for right there, chei, my student Stillwater has surpassed and overtaken me in the intelligentsia league It is well though





To answer your query;

1) Where was there any mention of a career driven bossyboots who would crush anyone in her path, eh Jenny, word of advice,  when they give us our nightly dosage in Yabaleft, and  start doing like me and start hiding your medication under your tongue INSTEAD OF BLOODY SWALLOWING IT, IT HAS NOT BEEN TESTED ON HUMANS YET

2) Naija women are raised to be frigid prudes hence reason girls from other tribes always rub it in that Naija men tell them we ain't gat no game and just like lying there like a piece of wood, counting sheep so free the OP's friend biko

Besides,  my ex-husband Sagamite confessed he left me and my slippers agbada blom blom for your perky ones because according to him "no matter how many times he flips and twirls you in the air, you always land on [b]it and he also reminisced about the way you love sliding down that pole in the bedroom and swinging from the chandelier Oya carry go from my front before i vex you barawo Husband snatcher, thiefy thiefy jankoliko ole jankoliko[/b] [/quote]was just passing thru and having fun till i read this  i don laff loose my temp. for hia chai! 

ajadrage:
If only by virtue of the fact that that poor feline is about to become some baby food, I cannot possibly, rationally or realistically be tying nuptials with it. However, now that you popped a question, hmmm. . .

erhmmm abeg wetin dat ingrish mean? 

ajadrage:
Talking about cats, this here thread sef na wa sha, it is proving to have as many lives (if not more) as a cat. I no fit remember how many times we don start from page one before, and now, again, we are back to page one. This must stand as some nairaland record.

^{drums rolling, with trumpet blasts and crashing cymbals ) And the award for the thread with the most staying power goes to. . .}   

egbon ade? erhmmmmm      tis a natural phenomenon, file beee 

ajadrage:
It took about 1 year, 5 months, 2 days, 18 hrs and some 26 minutes for the previous "Iice Can I Meet You?" thread to hit the 100 page ceiling. I wonder how long this Season 3 (or is it 4?) of the thread would last. . .

^{I just dey feel like a cross between Pythagoras and Calculus so meeeeen} 

na today! Einstein own nor reach yah level, you must be a tax collector in real life 

ajadrage weds who?


the cat up dia?

very talented gal , so whats the story line for part 2 anyway?

dis wey every thomas, john and joseph dey inside the movie? even derele edun tufiakwa !

Mobinga:
This Ikamefa chic likes smileys

erhm ?

@ mukina see me inside jungle we need to holler

meanwhile @ iice i saw this baby on my way to ur place he needs a meal asap

[img]http://icanhascheezburger.files./2009/03/funny-pictures-your-child-watched-too-many-zombie-movies.jpg[/img]

@ op are u saying?

factorial !! :Lady A + guy B - guy C = Lady A + Guy C - guy B ?

another useless thread about 9ja women, @ topic watching too much 9ja movie is not good for the blood and brain

it causes"" scoliosis of the brain "

get treated ASAP

dis thread is getting interesting!