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twinny?


i don miss you get 7th finger! how have you been?

just browsing ,reading some threads

where is mukinatu?

that girl owes me a keg of pammy

where is errbody?

did anybody see dat 2 inches green maiden?

i neeeeeeeedddd! pammy! hic!

madamkoko:
So here is my story. I met this guy at work, in fact, he was one of my clients. The next thing I know sha, we started yarning, Anyways to cut the long story short, we ended up dating. Funny thing is that through out our entire dating expereince, he never claimed me as a girlfriend to his friends or family members.

My birthday, he didn't buy me anything, all he did was text message me happy birthday.
He never wanted to meet my parents or any of my family members
One time, he claimed to go to London for a week and didn't even call me that entire week
Valentine's day, nothing, no gift, no phone call, nothing
Another time, he went to Niger for two weeks didn't even call,

These things led me to figure out that he was cheating, so I checked his cell phone and no surprise there, it was info on where these other women should meet him, and so on and so forth, apparently, he's an international LovePeddler.

I hate this man but
, he can eat me really well,

He's a very good liar and I believe he might be an olodu, although he has a legit job where he makes about 80 grand, (i'm a professional too, so money is not my issue) There's always one excuse after the other, mind you, the man is ugly, and old, but he can eat me reeeeallllly well, he also can't perform sexually,

I seem to like him a lot, everyone in my family HATES him, but I don't know what to do, I'm very confused.

the 11th commandment says: thou shalt not be dependent on orgasmic pleasures ( its a sure highway to hell ruin ) " "

so c o s a guy can suck pussy well you don't know what to do?

according to you:

he is ugly, he is an olodu, he is a liar, he does not acknowledge you as his girl, he has no regard for your family in fact the guy does nuttin for you except suck you well " "

_{phork sef he can't do!}

you still don't know what to do?


in that case no need jare! by their clitoris we shall know them! " "

_{na harmattan go teach naked pikin wey dey do yanga lesson!} abeg carry go!

awwwwwwwww! i don't care oh! the woman is wrong!

wrong i say! why torture the man like that!
that is why all houses should have more than one rest-room

imagine taking a shower and suddenly feeling faint ,about to pass out/die , due to TOXIC-DUDU GAS!

i love Brooke shields' xter best ( the mummy type )

twinny i cant wait for tomorrow oh!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Twinny. . .yeah i saw that on E! News. . .

TOH, i know ooo SATC cannot be copied jare.

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na una sabi oh " " SATC or no SATC ,am lovin my urban jungle

ha! ha! all the drama, sex and bitching ! .did you see dat cross-dresser ? prolly in the 2nd episode? meeeen! she it is fugly " "
i thought trannies were supposed to be cute! ?

almond you dey find trouble abi?

@iice
mon twinny nuts ke! if you see how them take broom pursue me from kashmir

just c o s i went to sell some pammy and eventually got drunk

how are you anyways i don miss una tire

@muki
hummmmmmmmm! muks! muks! i don miss you grow the seventh finger sef

come to my HUT ASAP! i get one present for you from this recent trip to the kashmir region


haaaaaaaaaa! ever present @drrionelli how have you been? ^Hic! ***** _erhmmmmmmm! ^{hic
what was your question again?}

le répéter mon ami

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Twinny i watched a li'l. . .all i can say is that dude that has the jones for nico/nikko is hottah hottah!! [/color]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

he is the main reason why i watch the thing jare

he is hoooooooooootttttttttt!

the 411 is that he used to be a writer for E- news, now he is an actor!

loving all his shameless acksions i tell yah

this topic reminds me of one dinner date in Manhattan like a year ago

ol ' boy wanted to impress and surprise me and he took me to eat sushi

ha! ha! disaster with a capital D

every chopstick morsel was hell oh!

had to beg him to take me home quick ,so i can make my normal eba and ogbono

since then every time i see or pass by a sushi or sashimi restaurant i cringe " "

holythug:
@ ikamefa. . .nice pics frm Bollywood u gat there

duuuuuuuuh!

princekay1:
na wah o! u and the chic dey fight before?

nope! just ma candid opinion!

love! love! love 'em too kendra is hoooooooooot! _{but very! very! dumb}


with all those degrees Bridget has one would think she would have dumped Hef by now but na lie oh

SeanT21:
I love watching the girls next door. Holly and Bridget are my favorite. Kyndra is kind of stupid to me, especially her laughs.
But tell me waht do they see in Hugh Hefner? No wait i tell ya, Money is all they see.

Gbam! that old! old! cargo is still enjoying them oh

3 gals at a go ? i bow for the man " "

na use and dump the guy dey do oh!

once they get to a certain age , he finds a newer, fresher set of gals

we plenty jare but i cant get it any more!

fear dey grip me " "

he said: haaaaaa B i can never leave you! come rain or shine i will always be by your side



E once told me: You are my best daughter! ^{( ha! ha! i know she loves us all equally)}




Folly once told me: you are more than my friend , you are my sister , my blood, my plasma " "

sikiratu koo! tawakalitu nii


@poster naah she ain't , the dudette needs a crash course in acting, mannerisms and how to be a total professional !

someone should take a good look at her hands

fanta face ,coke hands body!

i would have appreciated her more , if she was all natural, with or with-out talent

and why all that un-natural makeup face-painting? i thought makeup was meant to enhance your beauty and not turn you into a masquerade?

y'all should take a good look at Joke silva

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=113582.msg1976271#msg1976271 date=1203508360]Ok so say u say a text of his where he calls a lady u both know 'dear' how'd u react then?[/quote]nuttin go shele! unless i see him and whoever in a compromising position !

na nuttin for nuttin oh! let him go ahead and call errbody dear or whatever!

tpia:
Arent some of them(9 j a men ) as much into visa-for-love as some of the women?

Gbam!

tpia:
why are you so hard on the women na?

he! he! biko forget dat side! " "

gbam! gbam!

Nigeria go survive!

ma people go survive oh

9 j a must good again!

and who da freak is ajasa? ajasa koo! ajadi ni

9ice ni jare!

presently its lipstick jungle am digging all their shenanigans in there

t'was californication can't wait for 2nd season

then dexter the serial killer

my all time favorites are sex in the city and soul- food

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sofry twinny before i break something

^{Sleep dey catch me ehhh but otherwise am good
You nko?} [/color]

i dey oh about to jump on ma bed too

twinny abeg no blame am!

so@ poster she smoked thru her i hope you did the same thingy too? <sup>( both front and back i hope? )

twinny how ur end?</sup>

its very common here: people call you hun! " " some do it just before they rob you blind or beat the shit out of your guts

some will use it, just trying to be nice to yah!

of course i call him hun, lovey! babes! my heart ! as my mood dictates!

and if he annoys the crap out of me his name is shit-head! for just a few minutes!

how will i react if he uses such sweet words on others ?

amma do nuttin " " as long as i did not catch him doing the dirt! why loose ma cool?

oya oh! is there anybody in this land watching this TV series?

it airs on NBC Thursdays at 10pm ,its about 3 very successful NYC women

trying to live their lives in the city! these women support one another through the triumphs and tears that are all part of making it big in The Big Apple

of course there are lots of sex, fashion ,comedy and high drama!

i believe this new series is competing with the highly acclaimed/successful TV series: sex in the city

what do y 'all think?

oju n fa aso ya!

mr ojuyobo!

muki dem dey find you " " anybody in?

iice u too dey? you neffa settle yah stalkerrazzis?