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[quote author=B.O.S.S. link=topic=215903.msg3328544#msg3328544 date=1231712964]Retard , Your parents must be regretting ig time of having someone like you right now. What a waste of your dad's semen you are![/quote] laughing my ass off

@ brash nor forget my congo-meat oh

muki na you be this i see sortin oh _{mosquito wey refuse die dey yah side}?

lisaM31:
What have you done to heal? Did you stay friends with your ex?

haba! how can you stay friends with the person that broke your heart? am sure your ex is just trying to keep tabs on you with that friendship thingy,believe me it don't work.

it will surely take time to heal , my advise is : keep yourself busy! sistawoman mentioned journalling above ,, that could help  ,when you can't bear the pain don't be afraid to let it all out_{( shout ,scream,trash things "  " as long as you aint internalising it)} .if you have family and friends around you this is the time you need them most.
like someone said you have the strength to get through this, this too shall pass

earTHMama:
Guys,

Have you tried romancing a stranger sitting next to you in those night buses in Nigeria before?. You know those  Ekene dili chukus travelling at night from Ikeja to Abuja.

Have you tried the molue contact romance before?


Did you continue with the stranger after the ride or did the romance end at ojota?




Ladies,
Have you embarrassed one of those night bus playboys before in public or did you seat all through the ride enjoying his smooching and deep sexy voice?



What of those living abroad? have you tried romancing your boyfriend/girlfriend in a public transport?  Did you feel comfortable doing it?

huh? can't imagine getting toasted or even toasting any-one on the train while reeling from the subway funk, the stink and aroma of sweat and unwashed    while my eyes are still half closed from a 2 hours nap and feeling the zing and wiring effect of a double-mochacappucino in the morning or even night sef . nahhhhhhhhh @ topic romance ke! "   ' kamari  

Sisi Jinx:
Every Earthmama thread should come with a warning. . . like the Miranda rights or something


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you type can and will be used against you in uwan Duniya's court of law. You have the right to keep your fingers from typing during questioning. If you cannot do this, look for an ax and chop them off immediately!!

Do you understand these rights? Do you? Do You?!! For the Love of God. . . . DO YOU??!!!

LMAO! " "

woah! those pixs brings back the aroma of oshodi oke abi this one na oshodi isale?

doyin13:
But at least create alternatives

at least this once i agree with you! so what are those flea-market traders supposed to do now?

WesleyanA:
thanks for the priceless info. lol

_{*runs off to youtube*}

yes oh! i've just finished watching it "  "

^{funke akindele is going places}  loved it!

_{suliatu kan!  jenifa kan! aiyetoro kan!} 

hahaha na today?

me sef dey dream  of 

WesleyanA:
me too. I heard it's out already. i'm just waiting for it to be loaded onto youtube.

i watched it on youtube too but i dont think am going to wait for the part 2 to be loaded am getting the cd

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=215148.msg3307608#msg3307608 date=1231205718]That movie was the bombbbbbbbbbbbbbb [/quote]it sure is !

WesleyanA:
lol. I love that movie

i love it too , waiting anxiously for part 2

chei! chai! cheei! this grafikdon boy !     _{* cleaning the drool on my keyboard*} 

good work ! am loving that buddafly thingy in this 3rd episode!

but awwwwwwwwww why na ? why must her savior and guardian die like that? 

and where is mr tiger or is it leopard when all this was happening? 

jenifa kan aiyetoro kan!

this is for muki

mukina2:
Brash na  our auntie, cousin. sister, neice's nephew's great grand son from another aunty 

" " i nor remember am jor!  _{i have partial amnesia only the pammy wey hin go bring from 9 j a come can cure it}




gbam! enjoy!

twinnyyyyyyyyyyy!

muki

brash? _{na who be brash?} " "

anyways i get presents for una! make i bring am?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  its good to be back! ^{muki did you miss me?}

huh? it escaped again? 

psssssssssssssssst! ^{monkey come chop banana!}   

tallnaijam:
'Tis I Leclaire.'( halo halo)

hahahahaa


muki am loffing that monkey to death!
can i adopt him?

mukina2:
ask twinny she get some puppies for rent

nor be me tell you oh

how is you luff

am good muki

twinny? aight

twinnnyyyy! muki sey you get extra- large puppies i want rent/lease and buy how much dem be?

i dey find puppies " "

small ones!

ginomous ones i don't care!

_{please some one find me some puppies}

_{right back atcha!}

why you dey thank am? the boy write yinglish you dey thank am?

see as the persin above me come write epistle! na who go read that one? yeye! simple merry xmas to you all don do shikena!

mukina2:
i buy ankara jeans, boxers, socks and shirts for brash  with customized plastic soleless converse sneakers

na me suppose get this one wey you buy for brash minus the converse i don do converse sneakers

oya go buy that dog up there for brash

muki i saw this thing near the red zone na yah own?

e dey under mama bed go check am 

wey the rest of the gang? 


psssssssssssssstttt! oya come make i show you sortin! not tell iice or brash oh! ^{brash ke} _{that one nor dey house} 

she dey on assignment jor

_{stealth work for Ncis!}

Mai Suya:
WTFFFFFFFF Is this coming from a female?

no male! erhmmm female! prolly male!