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iseobio:
what does that mean?

hahahahaha it means : meet me after service

iice:
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Anyhoooo i don't like this combination any better than Kimora and Djimon ( )[/color]

twinny double gbam jare! "  "

i nor know wetin that sexy bros dey fine with that chinco woman 

very weird combination i tell you 

but erhmmmmm if they have kids together !

felyne -my baby

was if front of my fathers house in the village jare

more like getting your lips bitten off

Fela, a great man indeed

awwwwwwwww how nice!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]what happened to ma girl Erykah?[/color]

i guess all her weird ways, was to much for him
after all the guy is a simple rapper!

100 million naira?   "  "

she go wait  teyyyyyyyyy! for that money    ^{9 j a man(a footballer ) at that nor dey carry last}

all this celebrity marriages rush in!  rush out!

[quote author=slim_dee link=topic=148126.msg2461583#msg2461583 date=1215191949]what is the secret[/quote]very simple ! it depends on your location sha! @ topic where are you located? 

if 9 j a eat akpu /eba/poundo  with your soup of choice morning ,afternoon and evening

make sure after every meal you take a  long nap

do it for 3 months




if its outside 9 j a find the nearest   micky dees "  " or kfc  etc

you knai'mean? 

eat by the poundage morning , afternoon and night

tell 'em to super-size you always 

always take a nap after eating  "  "

within 3 months i guarantee,  you will look sexier than that babe up there 

Good luck 

Amjiving:
Bio 101
Boy see girl
Boy hold girl for hand
Boy carry am enter room
Boy remove im pata
After surfing boy attach him file 
Boy download package inside
Package develop for 9 months

gbam! jare   

@ topic recipe indeeded

he she is a woman after all

_{with all the natural plumbings of a woman still intact}

a definite yes!

hummmmmmmmmmm those guys are hotties

sugeray:
[b]The number 1 reason i've had to contend with has been primarily religious when it comes to Nigerian females. Many are so afraid they'd lose control that they literarily start crying.[i][/i][/b]


I agree with you, I think is the culture been outside naija some couple of times and i meet female who enjoy it but when i return i meet the same thin, been with alot and i keep facing the same thin. i like it and it Make me On , Lol

huh?

allowed the merciless 9 j a mosquitoes feed on me for like 12 hours

need i say more

@ topic

did you carry out a research or something? and how many gals have you kissed or tried to kiss?


na today?

erhmmmmmmmmmmm

anybody home?

pssssssssssssssssssst! 

where can i find my babies


"  "

@ topic

i love him c o s of his mind!

eldee:
It's just like marketing,

i agree!  

eldee:
guys need to know how important they are to ladies

oh really?    _{like water is to a dying man in the desert}   "  "

na today?     you were soo important you just had to approach  her abi? to let her know you existed in the 1st place  

davidylan:
this works with club/bar chics. Real women out there wont call you no matter how much they are dying inside to. You're the man, do the stepping up . . . if i were a woman i wont take you seriously. It cuts across as a man who is not likely the type to take any form of responsibility seriously.

gbam!

 

eldee:
Hehehe . . . Believe me, if you've presented yourself perfectly at first, she'll be dying to call you . . .
It's all about being able to send the simple message 'I'm not any next random dude, I'm giving you this priviledge, the ball is in your court'

It's coming from me, I've seen chicks at their weakest
Just try it and get back at me
Believe me, chicks don't get their minds off guys like that
Why were you cuddling the pillow the other day

no kidding?  na wah for privileges oh!

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447055#msg2447055 date=1214939911]@topic

with[b] polite intimidation[/b]  [/quote]heheheheheheh!  

abeg how?  

davidylan:
big no no! You'll sit there waiting for her to contact you? If its a real decent chic she wont call you.

my sister, some of the posturing is necessary.   you people are not so easy to read.

odiegwu! 

Mesmerize:
Educate us plz https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

seconded! 

davidylan:
the last thing you want her to think is that u're either desperate or have absolutely nothing else interesting going on in your life.

na wah oh all this posing /posturing and effizzy

for wetin?  

is she likes and want you, you are still getting her, whether you contact her immediately or in 50 years   "   "

Rapsody:
rson, bt u really hve sm  other stuff u need to do (dnt hang around, max: 3 mins)


-if u still dig her, call or mail her d next day[b] (not that same day)[/b]

All d best.

and why not the same day?

ok cos you want extra large puppies

your own bowl of soup will be humongous

me ? extra large puppies?

nahhhhhhhh i like mines, just as they are

2 months?   ^{some one please wake him up  
in this century?}  

dude ! its a yes or no thingy jare

as a girl if am digging a guy , its an instant yes  _{( no go house ,go bring answer come, for there)}

and if  i don't want him  its a no or something similar   shikena