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huh?

if she is a pest find a good insecticide, or rat-trap

use it!

na today?

anyways i came back

but i gotta go jare!

of course i do get them too

when the poor man has be slaving away in the kitchen making me hot, soft Amala and ewedu soup !

or when he pounds ( makes) iyan on a sunday afternoon after church!

lots of butterflies i tell y'all

mukiiiiiiiiiiii
go throwway dat yah puter!
anyways later!

;d ;d ;d

LOL @ gamuchi! gamuchi ! gam ! gam! "  "

oh you dey yarn about my desi numberi-land?  ,tell your gamuchi make hin bring you come!  of course they are similar to our own peeps 

tourchlight who? , what? "  "
i no sabi wetin you been dey yarn oh! , maybe if you talk am for sanskrit or tamil i go hear you wella "  "

EXPONENT:
^^^^^^

That's not Ghetto - THAT'S A SLUM!

" " slum abi? call it a Gutter sef!

we thank God!

@topic nope
!

twas eons ago

omoovie:
Pssshhhhewwww! What kwonshains me kwonshains u and kwonshains the whole population of Nairaland se u get? Eh-hen! Where is your awol toaster he should come back naaa! I dey wan see as onye ocha peeps dey perform their own 1, 2, collect d kokolet so e go be my own practice round wey them dey toast me! Oya I don wear glass wey de man mek I begin take notes!

Today's Lesson:

drrrrrr*Inosabiagain*(a wandering onyeocha) vs. Ikamefa (a home-grown kokolet)
conduct a series of experiment wey fit or fitn't end fo insai shursh!

Watch carefully to see if drrrrrr*abegwateva* manages to catch this elusive babe or if na porto porto she go rub 4 in face!


_{scribbling furiously!}

omoovie carry yah wahala go front ohhhhhhhhh!! see as persin carry head shook for another persin bixnix, i sey go find yah own onye ocha na! " "
i look like lab experiment to you hah! nairaland we hail thee !

mukina2:
hehehehehe

na by force to post?



Laydeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_tm
missing you so so so so muchhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ika don shack everything . bring some back o

huh?

carrot juice

spinach juice

beans

basically salads

lived in the ghetto!

ifyalways:
Mushin olosha

yeah you know it! " "

gun shots  @ anytime T, arm robbery, flooding when it rained, no water or electricity for eons on end  " "

_{loved it though! would not exchange that experience for anything}

my take is if you can survive mushin olosha lagos- state, you can survive anything life throws at you! 

an agbero! ^{simple and short}

Ikomi:
Make una see Ika oooohhhh, where u go since? Long time no see. If u nooo tell me where u go since u go see gbege.

ikomi i sabi you? nor be only gbege! kwapata nko? yeye!

omoovie:
Ikomi na your wife abi na your sista? LOL _{I be amebo no vex! Je jeje!}

wetin kwonsain you ohhhhhhhh!

leeroywill:
it makes y"all look PROMISCUOUS!!!

huh? abeg which century are you from?

waist beads are gorgeous

shuo@ omoovie

why bodi dey pepper you na? you for cool-down grab one oyinbo bros too na!, mean while carry yah wahala go front small!

makaginni!

[quote author=amber_ella link=topic=116378.msg2357320#msg2357320 date=1213128368]http://www.womenshealthmatters.ca/centres/sex/birthcontrol/mirena.html

"In studies of Mirena, women's periods were reduced by 85 percent after three months and 97 percent after a year. Although bleeding is much lighter, some women who use Mirena have difficulty predicting when their period will occur. "[/quote]not disputing your source and the info itself!

my take is women were naturally supposed to bleed at a certain time of the month , why mess with that natural balance of things? is it pain? am sure a change in diet and some other remedies can help!.

[quote author=amber_ella link=topic=116378.msg2319847#msg2319847 date=1212268502]You can talk to your doctor about the birth control pill and even try some different kinds until you find one that makes the pain subside.

Another option is the Mirena IUD. It's a[b]bout $300 US but it lasts for 5 years and you don't get your period. [/b] It also doesn't have the other side effects of the pill (mood swings, weight gain, etc.)[/quote]huh? no period for 5 years? nahhhhhhhhhhhh!

laughing my big lumpy ass off

no.1 give us your source of info

no. 2 _{looking at profile - pix} " "

no.3 so the god of extra humongous mojo has now landed in kenya? na today?

kenya koo!, babylon ni

Uche2nna:
@ Ika

Abi You wan fight?


I know this guy, he would be perfffffuuuct!!

moi? fight?

^{water nor get enemy oh!} _{and i be water}

Uche2nna:

I need to see a fight on Nairaland to cheer me up. I am having a bad day.


eLDee and Michelin? I will pay

instigator! " "

@ topic [quote author=amber_ella link=topic=141192.msg2357213#msg2357213 date=1213126403]Several of my classmate in graduate school were Nigerians or Ghanians with wives back home. They all had girlfriends, friends with benefits, and even got other women pregnant.

So I agree that for most of them, it's because they want to have the benefits of married life combined with the freedom to hump everything they see.[/quote]double gbosa! jare!

very shitty video

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! now i get

so one mallo mallam is using style style ! abi?

fishing for underage gals abi?