₦airaland Forum

deor03:
Rebuke the devil ( your bridesmaid) and marry your husband sharp sharp.

Marriable guys are scarce commodities, don't waste the opportunity oh

far! far! far! foul!

lai lai!

if he can phork my bridesmaid , then nuttin is sacred to him then

why marry him out of desperation?

do away with the pervert jare!

thank God he is showing his true colors now and not after we are married

essential commodity koo, scarce apparatus ni
* roll eyes*

fight!

fight!

fight!

fight!

_{your loff is aight!}

^{uuuuuucheeeeeeee! wey you?}

@ topic

make dem run very far!

c o s na die oh! ^shikena!

@topic been there done that!

just could not get over him _{as at that time}

hahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha

2 fighting ! _{girl on girl " "}

SeanT21:
i feel sorry for those kenyans on "FEED THE CHILDREN". They have it worse.

oh well ! some kids in some parts of 9 j a have it bad too

hahahahahaha

Gbam!  ngbo uche?

can  ?

_{@ muki see as them wan collect all the members of your harem?}

am going to have a very large family  12 kids


definitely not going to kenya to adopt them

am going back to my little village to adopt  them all 

am a big fat 10

and lovin it

my specialty is ogbono and bitter leaf soup

abeg when is he coming to yankee?

baby? 

towel?   

grab the likkle baby and run inside the house! God forbid it that the door refuse to open! 

ajad? hin go bring pammy?


we go take nimbus go see her?

how she just vamoose
go tibet like dat?

pammy i no see

spawnie i no seee

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
where is mon twinny?

drrionelli:
@omoovie:
Thank you for your questions.  I'll be more than happy to try to explain.

I seek to expand my familiarization with Pidgin for several reasons.  One of which is that I perceive it, rightly or wrongly,  to be a common communicative connection among the peoples of Nigeria.  Yes, I am aware that English is an official language of the country, and it is a language which I, too, speak and write.   Pidgin seems to be a language which has enough similarities to languages with which I am familiar that I feel that it would be reasonably straightforward to learn.  

As I have posted earlier in this very thread, I feel that a conversancy, if not a fluency, in Pidgin would benefit my better understanding the cultures of Nigeria.   No, I am not married to a Nigerian lady (perhaps someday, though!), although I have known (and hope to know more) Nigerian people.  I also--again, as posted earlier--would at some time like to visit Nigeria and feel it would be respectful of its citizens to at least attempt to use a language that is indigenous to and comfortable with it's people.

Now, if I may ask you (and I do so with no antagonism and with no intent to be confrontational):  How is it that you feel that I have played the "clever dodger" with respect to answering the questions you pose?   And, please know that I have in the time I've spent here at nairaland.com, I have never felt the need to feel, let alone feign, that I was being unduly attacked.   Far from it.  Even those with whom I might disagree have afforded me respect of my opinions, which, I assure you, is categorically reciprocal.  

That being said,  you can see that an ability to communicate in Pidgin very well might serve me well when I spend time on this site (something I enjoy doing).  Ikamefa--among others--can vouch for me on that!   

(Incidentally, I don't know if the term "oyibo" refers to a person of Caucasian ancestry or if it is used to refer to non-Africans in general.  Just so it might be known, though it is surely of no consequence, I am black.)

  "  " _{(hahaha black coffee no sugar no cream!)}

and yes! @drrionelli  oyinbo is a yoruba word  refering to a person of Caucasian ancestry

omoovie:
My question drrionelli because I have seen your posts before and when this question has been posted to you u have either played the clever dodger, deflected by feigning you are being unduly attacked or posted an answer that isn't concrete.

Here are the questions:
Why do you want to learn pidgin? For what purpose? Are you married to a Nigerian? Are you friends with one? WHAT IS UR PURPOSE FOR WANTING TO LEARN PIDGIN? Most of the other non-Nigerians that are on this site are either married to one, have dated a few or are good friends with one. You have all these questions on our language and culture. That's all well and good. I'm flattered that an oyibo person wants to learn about us. I have only 1 question that I really need the answer to, why do you want to learn pidgin?

na wah! wah! @omooovie wetin  d i s  onye-ocha do you na? 

hahahahaha you just turn CSI or FBI for onye-ocha !

omoovie:
I no bin kno say my amebo strong reach so!

na today? 

omoovie:
From now on I dey proclaim say I b d Okwaputu reversal 1 of Amebo!

!

Gbam!  okwamputu reversal 1 of Nairaland! 

omoovie:
! I go mek sure say I dry ihn pocket! LOL. No, ah no wicked reach as that!

!

had one recently felt as if i was being tasered! 
@ topic does that count as buddaflies?

chanel no 5 still gets me all the time!


<sub>haaaaaaaaaaa am craving dat ish

off to macys</sub>

debosky:
siddon dia make pant dey wear you.

Ika6 come back on YIM jo

stillwater:
This one na conc. broken. Wetin you just yan here? I'm confused.

me sef don gauge! " " i nor sabi ask me tomorrow by 12pm !

omoovie:
O-oooh! Ojoro! No b lie! Make I yan kpata 4 sanskrit or tamil! No b only sanskrit! Chicken scratch nko? My bobo been b Tamil oh, lol. Even though d bobo don b past tense we still dey go ihn gamuchi land. This na one relationship wey I comot amicably and I dey very proud of how I conduct myself! Area! We no dey carry last! Me and ihn go stay good friends 4 a long while. Ihn na correct guy so man no go vex. NEways me dear, "torchlight" = see/meet. I bin think say u fit dey follow my waffi/baffi yannings. If d tin too hard, I get levels oh. I fit shift am to gear 1. LOL.

" " kwamputu! putu ! putu pam !

dem tell you sey i nor sabi sey to torchlight na to don see the persin before? chinekeee! see as this waffi persin just take style twist my yarns and de tin wey i been dey talk sef ! ^{( i dey takee style run you dey take style pull me back)}
back to the torchlight thing sef! i don ask you sooooo teyyy! ,grow hunch back sef if i don torchlight dis onye-ocha before nko? wetin kwosain you?
i neffa see pesrin wey hin nose long dis yah level sef!

so your ex gamuchi wan carry you come jaipur! , , so wetin your current gamuchi go dey do? siddon dey look una?

the " nangadef " na my ojuju-calabar stage

ohhhhhhhhh my twinny went to Tibet?

pammy don finish tey! tey!

_{see you later loff!}

married? abeg who is he married to?

mukina2:


yay! you can't vex for me oh

i go tell mama
b.t.w loffing that new pishure " "

you just saw it?
its been up for a while

you like my lip - liner?

_{where is mon twinny?} awww isse ?

@ topic

so if women are dare-devils, men are what?

them use super-glue hold yah yansh for the relationship?

coming here groaning and whining about someone being a pest!

is the relationship sadomasochist relationship? " '

bikonu make we hear word jare!

jennykadry:
@ikamefa

u don't need one then whos doing that househelp job for u your brother i guess

for starters you dont know if i have a brova or not do keep on guessing !

like i said dont need a househelp

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=141842.msg2365947#msg2365947 date=1213303022]@ Ikamefa
LoL, guess that works too [/quote]thanks

LadyT:
Ikamefa those are hunger prangs babe!

nahhhhhhhhhhh! buddaflies ! the good old buddaflies " '

Uche2nna:
Say what!!!!

makaginni?

jennykadry:
rofl @ladyT

@ikamefa
did u emply house help

nahhhhhhhhhh! don't need one