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onyinye2:
if he had his own private pool and decorated lighted candles around the perimeter and then had rose petals floating on the pool. and then maybe it would be romantic.

Now thats what am talking about

you forgot the slow sensual music

noetic:
this is called GOLD DIGGING

how?

sanitizer/s

lip gloss

club cards

a lot of quarters

various receipts

debit cards

zen

keys

id card/s

bus -pass

and a straw

Mesmerize:
ehrrrrm, is he like a drug dealer?

_{for starters this post above is warped}

drug dealer, hired assassin,419er ,armed robber what ever -name you wanna call it or think up _{(abeg carry go)} ,

na today?

dudu19:
@ikamefa, abi u mean 5000 rupees

your guess is as good as mine jare

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Twinny come buy me pammy
Hmmmm am not a big spender on myself. Depending on the week, $100 upwards[/color]

oya waka come my shack ! " "

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Twinny you know it
I know you like him freeballing [/color]

" " oh la! laaaaaaaaa!

but of course!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Thongs on him Boxers on me [/color]

awwwwwwwwww twinny loffing this analysis


golden thongs abi?

amma  make this short and simple


going natural is the best , i do all kinds of braids on my natural hair  ( box-braids, cornrows, kinky-twists, flat twists, corkscrews) name it

braiding ones hair into various styles and with various  types of extensions make one  stand out

plain and boring ke?  ka ma ri "  "

depends on ma needs for that week oh

ranges from as little as $10.00 to $ 5000.00

ENYIN OMO IJO MIMO,

                             E DAMURE NYIN GIRI,

                        KA SI LE B, AWON ANGELI,

                          KA ALLELUYA LOJO NA,

                    KA SI LE BO SINU AYO OLUWA

                  DAMUSO-FUN BABA

               AWAMARIDI JINLE KABIYESI,

                JEHOVAH MIMO JOWO,

                   MA SE LE MI LODO RE

                      NIPA ORE OFE RE,

                       KINLE DE BE       


" "

mukina2:
heheheheheheheh

hahahahahahahahaha

you want?

[b]oya confess . who ate spawnie ;[/b]D

and i'll bring out the pammy

haaaaaaaa! winch kind threat/blackmail be this?


bring the pammy jare

nor be you chop am?

Creamish:
ika-nkita . how fa naa? no topic for u?


Muki. . look for toothpick comot that dog flesh wey de between your teeth!

yes oh dat is why i dey find yah trouble

pammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy


like like a pammy-pop

like like a pammy-pop

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa muki

see 2 big soapy bottles?



haaaaaaaaaaaaa heaven " "

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don grab am tay tay [/color]

huh? mi o gbo?

cream + crusher = spawnie

iyin ope lo ye o


Baba wa oloore

awa omo celestial a fiyin foruko re

ikamefa:
muki meeeeeee? 

na you crase pass jare 

i go tell them how you chop spawnie oh  _{( how you fried him and ate him with peanut butter and jelly)} " "

na todayyyyyyyyyy!

see am the oil never dry for yah mouth sef?

you come dey use reverse psychoco. for me abi?

better vomit my dog for me " "


_later

muki meeeeeee? 

na you crase pass jare 

i go tell them how you chop spawnie oh  _{( how you fried him and ate him with peanut butter and jelly)} " "

psssssssssssssssstttttttttttttt!

craze-crase /kolo =?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! muki ( na you crase pass)

@ topic MEW?


is it a intimacy gadget? , viagra or levitra? , buratashi? what da- freak is dat?

tonykahe:
My girl friend, any day we want to make love, she always want me 2 use MEW on her, the most annoying path is she want to have it every day and she will never be stratified , upon all styles I performed even the one she did, 1 round almost take 1hr.15m, not to talk about other rounds. I don't know what to do, She have every thing I man need, so tempted to leave.

huh? did you just post 1hr.15 mins of shagging? _{una wan wound?}

sylvao2000:
Thanks miss Lecturer, IDIOT

sylvao2000:
Why do Yoruba ladies[b] go on anything[/b] on trousers? and never  certified  with their man

Bombs!


Bombs

bombs errwhere!   "   "

^{police  ehhhhh!, police ehhhhhhhhh! @ topic is committing murder ohhh!}

omoovie:
Sebi? My girl wey u bin dey? Foh whosai of Jaipur them carry u enter?

na Ashok  nagar    na when u go land? 

mohawkchic:
[b][/b]

~Wow ~ I take my hat off to you for wanting that much!! Much as i loove kids i can't see me in a house full of 12 kids,i'll go Nuts!!

dont blame me ! grew up in a large family numerous biological siblings and adopted ones too

Radiant:
lol. . .why u shocked?

forgive me but erhmmmmmmmmmm!

seeing that wink up there shocked me

so tell me have you ever gone back to an ex?

Uche2nna:
thats why we have bachelor's eve

oh yeah?

so on your bach-eve ,you are going to be shagging the strippers, the hole/s in the wall, every one of your guests abi?

remember its supposed to be a committed relationship leading to marriage oh?

^{talk about double standards}

mukina2:
creamish i told you

Ika see wahala o persin dey crush our cream de la cream de la spawnie, de la pammy

Ika nor kill me oh

you were supposed to tell him as soon as he started all that foolishness " "

@ cream

na spawnie plus all his 8 puppies i go send come ,pursue you and this your crusher " "

mukina2:
i nor see am again

she fear my beating

me na local champion for mars and beyond . so she fear and run away

uche dey sleep

you're sure?

how you take sabi?

haaaaaaaaaaa
this thread don gooooooo ohhhhhh
see levels?

deor03:
It better unto a man to do all he wants to do before marriage.

After marriage is more important.

yeah right!

it s better for the man to phork up ! and and stick his up any hole before marriage abi?
'
but if twas the woman doing the same thing , she will be labelled a LovePeddler!

if he can do it before marriage ! he can do it after he is married too !^{(loss of deek-control)}

simple solution, kick him to the kerb! and thank your God for revealling him for what he is : the king of all jossers

mukina2:
Instigator

no fighting

who me?

wey your fellow competitor na?

and the gamuchi aka uche?

hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

somebody dey crush cream? " "

@crusher na today?


the girl don marry get five pikins sef

and she get belle for twin babies ( 3 months to go)

siddon there make pant dey wear you! " "

muki you nor tell am?


now i know why he lost his damn mind

its that big puker you gat in your pix!( abeg stop deceiving them all oh) " "

if you don't stop i wil report you to Malam Musa your husband!

Radiant:
Ika,

huh?