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Family / Re: My Son Is Getting Married Without My Approval. by Ikville(m): 5:05pm On Oct 07, 2023 |
MrUchenna1: Nobody can advise u here...for all we know, he made a gud decision! |
Romance / Re: Another Man Has Gone To See The Parent Of My Wife To Be. by Ikville(m): 3:16pm On Feb 09, 2022 |
Let's face reality bro...if ur girl & her so called ex didnt hav a serious relationship still, dez no way they wud hav an introduction. It is very clear dat u r not ready or able to settle down wit her rite now, so just let her go. Beliv me, u can shoot ur cum all d way to d moon & she'd neva get pregnant cos she neva intends to get pregnant till she's married, & d guy is two steps ahead of u. U can eitha continue to hav fun wit her while it lasts, or u can be a man, accept d truth dat u already lost her & move on. But then again, wot do i know? |
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Against My Relationship by Ikville(m): 2:52pm On Feb 09, 2022 |
Ordinarily, I'd say "Listen to ur parents", but in dis case, i can see no justification in their rejection of ur man as a potential son-in-law. If truth be told, ur parents hav lived their lives & it seems like they want to continue to do so by living out urs. They cudnt possibly know anything about d guy wit'out even meeting him! How do u judge a man on physical attributes dat is subject to changes? Personally, i'd ratha make my own mistakes than suffer d mistakes of othaz. Besides, they want u to throw away 7 whole years just cos he's not fat? Some marriages dont even last dat long! If u guys cud achieve 7 gud years togetha, it must be something special. My advice is, find a way to let ur parents hav an open mind towards him & really get to know him. U can involve Uncles, Aunties but wotever u do, dont take ur man (& d feelings involved) for granted...it's not easy to get a gud man, or woman for dat matta. Gudluck to u 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Ikville(m): 4:25am On Mar 22, 2020 |
Guy, simply say wot u want to do, then people may suggest HOW to do it cos u really sound like u 'dey game'. |
Crime / Re: Paul Okwudili: Man Dies In Anambra Hotel After Taking Sex Enhancement Drug by Ikville(m): 1:11pm On Feb 25, 2020 |
GamalNasser: But if he takes so much medication, maybe he wasnt in very gud condition for such a sexual activity 1 Like |
Family / Re: I’m Suspecting My Wife by Ikville(m): 2:17pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
D question is...u were comfortable wit her "attitüde" enuf to marry her, so why r u complaining now? |
Family / Re: My Wife Changed 2 Weeks After Wedding!! by Ikville(m): 6:10pm On Aug 04, 2019 |
She received a BOOTY CALL from her EX (of 4 yrs)on her birthday & dat didnt Ring any alarm? 2. She requested for ur Mom for Omuguo & eventually complained about evrything she dis & ur first thot was to send ur Mom away? 3. She supported u thru sch & then a few weeks to ur wedding, she started complaining about ur financial insufficiency despite d fact dat u were saving for d wedding & a new accommodation. 4. As a result of her pregnancy, u both decided to get married. Well, it's very options dat u r at d received end of d relationship. She dominate & controls d relationship while u r always apologetic & giving in to her. Dez really nothing u can do about d situation anymore. It's already too late for u to impose ur ur dominance as d man of d house. But u need to hav a DNA test on d child to ascertain he's biologically urs..dis is not a matta if trust, it's a matta of establisheth d facts & for ur peace of mind. As for ur relocating to d US, u just mite be putting d nails to d coffin of d marriage... |
Education / Re: Which Course(s) Can A Student Apply For With This WAEC Result? by Ikville(m): 3:22pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
My curiosity is..r u 'trying ur luck' in admission process or just a matta of 'd avaliable becoming desirable? |
Education / Re: Which Course(s) Can A Student Apply For With This WAEC Result? by Ikville(m): 3:15pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
soberdrunk: English Language & Lit-in-English are 'technically' different. Dey r not as 'related' as u mite think. |
Properties / Re: My Landlord Sneaks Into My Apartment by Ikville(m): 2:18pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
U can simple change d 'cylinder' (mechanism) of d lock & not d door knob. Dat way he can't hav access into ur apartment again unless he breaks d lock. But personally (cos of d curiosity streak in me cos I like to know woz going on!), I'd rather install a secret motion detector camera in my apartment to see who actually enters my apartment, how he doz it & what he actually doz inside. After that, I can take it from dere |
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Carry Men's Names To Different Pastors To Investigate? by Ikville(m): 6:48am On Jul 23, 2019 |
Mostly cos diz ladies hav been programmed by d pastors to surrender evry parts of their live to their control. Othaz cos dey want a revelation or divine confirmation dat d man will be Mr. Right 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah To Herdsmen: Defend Yourselves Against Ethnic Militia Groups by Ikville(m): 2:42pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
Please where is osinbanjo? Why is he silent? Is he still alive? |
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Doesn't Like Sex, I'm Facing Huge Problem With Her by Ikville(m): 9:55am On Jul 20, 2019 |
loswhite: Agreed, but u can't deny d fact dat physical closeness or union is an essential part of marriage. Tho it may not be built on sex, it's been known to hav kept marriages alive. Evrybody knows d benefits of sex in marriages & lack of it can bring a whole lot of pressures & frustrations on d marriage. If dez luv & un'standing, dere will definitely be a compromise (Daz wot dey need, not 'sacrifice') |
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Doesn't Like Sex, I'm Facing Huge Problem With Her by Ikville(m): 9:45am On Jul 20, 2019 |
Bro, evryth woman is programmed to enjoy sex, she has a medical condition where sex is painful. However, dere may be certain factors dat vis make a woman not like sex, psycological - bad experience like rape, losing her virginity etc , or simply physical. Maybe u lack d skill to pleasure her during d act & as a result, she witdrew herself completely. Dere r a million ways to make a woman not only enjoy sex, but also anticipate it. Man, u just need to take dat trip & discover ur own Mungo Park. 8 yrs is a loooong time to hav discovered a way to turn her on, of I ask me! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She Is Not In Good Health And Wouldn't Want Me To Suffer by Ikville(m): 9:29am On Jul 20, 2019 |
Ur girlfriend told u stuffs dat were not quite clear to u, instead of making deeper enquiries regarding d situation to get more un'standing into d matta so as to know where u stood wit her, u r here asking for opinions from people who un'stand it even less...na wa o. Anybody know where dem dey rent brain? Cos u need one! |
Health / Re: Kissing May Cause Sexually Transmitted Diseases - The Lancet by Ikville(m): 6:23pm On Jul 19, 2019 |
Dis is trash! NO WAY in d world has gonorrhoea ever been transmitted thru kissing. If it doz now, daz only cos WHO has DEVELOPED anotha strain of gonorrhoea dat can now be contacted thru saliva. Na today! U know how many people for don late! |
Crime / Re: Olu Benson Lulu-Briggs Death: Ghana Police Begin Investigation by Ikville(m): 4:12pm On Jul 19, 2019 |
He was 89 years old & evrybody is 'launching investigations' into his death? Ok...guess evrybody wants a bite of dat billionaire naira cake...makes sense. |
Crime / Re: Olu Benson Lulu-Briggs Death: Ghana Police Begin Investigation by Ikville(m): 4:11pm On Jul 19, 2019 |
He was 89 years old & evrybody is 'launching investigations' in his death? Ok...guess evrybody wants a bite of dat billionaire naira cake...makes sense. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Ikville(m): 7:46am On Jul 16, 2019 |
[quote author=cucumbae post=80286347]Got two job offers at the same time.One,I was to start immediately. The other one was my second invitation to come for interview. I ignored the first one that I was supposed to start immediately and went for the second one.Up till this time i have not been call to resume work after conclusion of second interview.[/quote Na interview u need abi na job? U need to format ur brain...virus don enter 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: AA Mohammed: Zip And Buttons Of Deputy Commissioner Of Police, Lagos by Ikville(m): 5:39pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
Y'all missed his face too...doznt dat luk mean something to y'all?!! |
Crime / Re: Man Who Destroyed 5 Nigerian Embassy Cars, Arrested by Ikville(m): 9:41am On Jun 18, 2019 |
All d bastards politician (particularly DABIRI) r quick to react to dis. We r still waiting for dem to react to d enslavement of Nigerians in Libya, or d systematic deportation of Nigerians from Europe & America. Devil piss for their mouths 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Should I Get My Fiancée Arrested? by Ikville(m): 9:34am On Jun 18, 2019 |
Don't take dis d wrong way (take it as a reality check), but checke dis out... Ur fiancée cudnt raise 50k to pursue her biz but let u spend thousands to celebrate her birthday & u neva thot anything of it? Ok, if u cannot examine ur own head, hav somebody do it for u. I'm sure a lot of people on Nairaland will be glad to oblige u. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by Ikville(m): 10:40am On Jun 16, 2019 |
lawman88: My guy, u no need help..u need encouragement! Cos from ur graphic descriptions, u obviously pay very close attention to details! Secondly, u don't appear to be d "Man" of d house, cos if u were, u'd take a firm stand resolve d distraction in a minute but u also enjoy d distraction & probably seeking an excuse to fall. Dat make u less of a man in ur own house. Don't try to make it any body's biz (cos u cudnt even make it ur wife's), just go ahead & do what is actually on ur mind...it's ur pain or gain...dat is, if u fall or be a man |
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates Divorce After 13 Years Of Marriage, Offers Advice. by Ikville(m): 10:03am On Jun 16, 2019 |
Everybody gets wise after d incidence...keep ur advice to urselves. U must hav learned all diz AFTER d divorce & not during d marriage, othawise, I'm sure, d divorce wud hav been impossible. If after 13 yrs (plus children) of marriage & both of u gleefully celebrate a divorce, u didn't learn a damn thing about marriage...u can quote me anywhere anytime!! 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Android: “Camera Is Not Working, Can’t Connect To Camera” See Possible Solutions by Ikville(m): 10:47am On Jun 09, 2019 |
Dayellow: What's more to read there when u already duplicated d whole write up?? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Channels TV 2019 Job Recruitment by Ikville(m): 10:34am On Jun 09, 2019 |
See d requirements take almost d whole write up! But wen u hear d salary, e no go reach 5 figures! U can take ur job & shove it! We already know dat ur less qualified relatives will finally get d job |
Crime / Re: 72-Year-Old Man Caught Raping Two Primary School Children In Osogbo Osun (Photo) by Ikville(m): 9:15am On May 10, 2019 |
Bad enuf, but my confusion is...why r d little girls being paraded, & unclad? I can imagine some of doz "gud" neighbors gloating over their nudity. Wen r we going to be civilized? As for d man, I recommend dat he be made useless to any female in evry which way...meaning, he shudnt even hav hands to help a lady hold anything! |
Health / Re: How Long Can One Get HIV Accurate Result? Help A Sister by Ikville(m): 4:11am On Dec 22, 2018 |
Run an HIV test 3 months after d unsafe sex, then do anotha test 3 months later to be sure |
Health / Re: Gammora, Created By Zion Medical: HIV Drug Kills 99 Per Cent Of Virus by Ikville(m): 3:12am On Nov 06, 2018 |
I find it particularly worrisome dat an experimental drug is being tested on Africans 1 Like |
Properties / Re: My Landlord Served Me A Quit Notice And I Want To Know What What My Rights Are by Ikville(m): 1:46am On Oct 27, 2018 |
Dez no tenancy law in Nigeria dat prescribes an eviction notice AFTER d expiration of d tenancy agreement. An annual tenancy require dat d landlord give d tenant at least 6 months notice to quit & usually during d course of d tenancy. A landlord can give u notice to quit anytime he like, provided he's not doing in indiscriminately or encroaching on d tenant's rights. Whereby after d expiration of d notice, d tenent has not been able to secure alternative accommodation, d landlord is obliged to extend d notice, & d tenant is obliged to pay for d full period of extention. In ur case, d landlord is not encroaching on ur rights. It is his property & he has d right to recover it anytime it is necessary. He may be evicting u cos u stop0ed paying in advance but u cant prove dat. He cud simply require d property for his personal use. No need to hav issues wit d landlord, if u can appeal to his betta nature to witdraw d eviction notice, do. Othawise start searching for alternative accommodation cos it cud turn out to be a waste of time & resources. No lawyer will tell u d truth cos dat is bad biz for dem. Gud luck! |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Ikville(m): 8:06pm On Sep 10, 2018 |
While trying to transfer my last 5k to wifey, via mobile banking, to handle some family emergency, I mistaken used d wrong ussd code & bought 5k recharge instead....cry no lemme cry!!! 4 Likes |
Health / Re: Man Rushed To Hospital With Big Nail In His Throat In Kano Looks Calm. Graphic by Ikville(m): 5:50pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
Shud a man in such a dire condition be left "sitting" in an hospital? This is Nigeria... 1 Like |
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