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Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins Poses In His Garage. Check Out His Cars by Ikville(m): 2:33pm On Aug 21, 2018
How come none of d cars r registered?
Family / Re: "My Wife Wants To Bring Her 7-Year-Old Girl She Had Before We Met To My Home" by Ikville(m): 8:29am On Aug 06, 2018
In Africa, dez an adage dat says...'It takes a whole village to bring up a child'...no matta wetha d child is urs or not, a man who luvs children will luv & cater for evry child. If u luv'd d woman enuf to marry her, u shud equally luv her child. After all, she didnt hide d child from u before u got married. Ask urself dis one question...if it wasn't possible for u to ever hav a child wit any woman, wud adopting one not appeal to u? As for me, I'd take d child in & bring her up as my own. Sometimes, a man who raises a child is more of a fatha to dat child than d actual biological fatha. If u want d best for ur children, u wud want d best for dat child & d best for her is to live wit her motha & grow up wit her otha brothas & sistas. If u reject dat child, u r rejecting a blessing from God Almighty. Daz my personal belif
Romance / Re: A Married Woman I Encountered In Camp, Is In Love With Me by Ikville(m): 1:36am On Apr 13, 2018
Frankly, I dunno why you need advice...to be encouraged or discouraged? I believe dat you asking people what to do wit the married woman actually implies dat you KNOW wot you want to do. Good luck wit whatever...it's your GAIN or PAIN
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Dances With Her Massive Boobs (Video, Photos) by Ikville(m): 12:49am On Apr 13, 2018
[quote author=gurunlocker post=66655114]What does she do aside shaking yansh and bress? [quote]

Count the ceilings!
Family / Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by Ikville(m): 6:03pm On Jan 21, 2018
Kitanayo:


.....Mind you i do not insert anything into my "VJ", what she does is the normal licking and sucking till i "CUM" she's in a serious relationship with a man so i do not do same act to her and she doesnt ask for anything in return(from a wealthy home).I dont see myself as a lesbian since i dont indulge in it moreso i still love my husband.

I agreed to it because it's safer than having sex and contacting std in the process, i am human, i have needs and i dont want to commit adultery cos i'm still married and i believe my husband would come back to me, i feel no guilt whatsoever for this act....



Well, first of all, if u were a practising Christian, u wud know dat having sexual relations wit a woman like u is wrong...daz lesbianism. U may put urself in self denial dat u r not a lesbian but u r. Since u hav had sexual Intercourse wit a female more than once & u actually enjoy it witout reserve, u r a "confam" lesbian. Secondly, u dont luv ur husband, u just luv d idea of having one, cos if u did, u wudnt cheat on him. If we can cheat wit our eyes, how much so wit our bodies?
U can certainly contact an Std thru diz acts. U can equally commit adultery wit a woman as wit a man.
Lastly, if u feel no guilt whatsover for diz acts, u may just hav awaken ur dormant lesbian tendencies! & u may also hav dashed d possibility of ur husband coming back to u. Come to think of it, how wud u feel if u found ur husband having sex wit men?
Properties / Re: Will A Tenant Pay During His 3 Or 6 Months Quit Notice? by Ikville(m): 7:30pm On Nov 11, 2017
A tenant is obliged to pay the landlord for the whole period he is under notice to quit. Notices to quit are usually issued in the last 3/6 months before the termination of of the tenancy agreement, so in other words, a tenant is put on notice to quit prior to the expiration of his house rent. In cases where the quit notice extends beyond his tenancy, he is obliged to pay for the extended period, except the landlord deliberately concedes the house rent to the tenant from the goodness of heart.

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Events / Re: Man Buried In A Coffin Built Like House With DSTV Antenna (Photos, Video) by Ikville(m): 3:08pm On Nov 11, 2017
Who die don die! Only d dead can bury d dead. U respect d dead by showing luv to d living.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Get Married To A Non Degree Holder? by Ikville(m): 4:02pm On Oct 26, 2017
One can tell from most of d comments here dat d most ignorant people in Nigeria r d educated ones!!! What has a college degree gotta do wit common sense, or prosperity for dat matta? In fact, statistics will show dat d richest people in d world r school drop out! Dey make world headlines evryday in business, arts & humanity. Question is, what do people want in a marriage? Doz one need a university decree to be able to make a marriage work or successful? Y'all shud hav second thots cos u r missing d point.

Personally, if she fulfills my dreame in marriage & family, fvck college degrees. Wit d immorality & academic standards of our University system, graduates r losing their relevance!

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Romance / Re: Guy Thanks His Mum For Busting Lie Of Lady Putting A Fake Pregnancy On Him by Ikville(m): 6:04pm On Oct 25, 2017
IamHeWrites:
....and confirmed that she is not pregnant for the prince i am sorry dear i have taste…. we are no match dear am not criticizing....




That is d dumbest thing any ignoramus ever said! You r nothing but a spoilt mama's boy & you will end up as a boy toy to some sugar mama!
Romance / Re: 39 And Pregnant But My Boyfriend Says He's Not Ready. by Ikville(m): 2:03pm On Oct 03, 2017
If u are 39, he would be 40+, to say d least. if he's 40+ & not ready, he'll neva be ready for u. Being single at 39 is not a curse, but d pregnancy is definitely a blessing. Keep d child by all means possible & start counting ur blessings from dere. It's NEVA over.
Family / Re: Nigerian Mum's Facial Expression As Her Son Kisses His Bride At The Altar (Photo by Ikville(m): 6:21pm On Aug 19, 2017
How u take know say groom mama
Car Talk / Re: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by Ikville(m): 9:42am On Jul 04, 2017
It is impossible to mistake anotha car for urs, especially wen u get in d car. If he went shopping, he wud had put d groceries in d trunk first & by dat time, he still didnt know? Entertain us wit betta jokes

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Hangs Out With Usher Raymond And His Crew by Ikville(m): 3:13pm On Jun 14, 2017
lovebelovedk:
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How much per month?
Family / Re: Should A Man Agree To Marry A Lady Without Ever Eating Her Food ? by Ikville(m): 1:26am On Jun 12, 2017
Even as kids, we played 'Home'. So a couple who aspire to marry each otha will always do for each otha wot dey wud do wen dey get married. It's not something u discuss, it's just a natural sequence of things. If I'd like to cook for my fiancée, i wud not only say so but go ahead & actually cook for her. If u guys only talk about it, u probably cant do jack
Health / Re: Please Help Am Suffering From Severe Pimples/acne PHOTOS by Ikville(m): 10:10am On Jun 11, 2017
Militude:


...I have been suffering from this skin disease from the past 5 years now I have tried all kinds of skin Care product but seems not to work...



Wot u have is not pimples. So stop self medication & do something u have not done before....consult a reputable dermatologist
Crime / Re: Man Slaps Wife Of Police Officer While Jogging. See What Happened Next by Ikville(m): 7:16pm On Jun 09, 2017
D story doznt make sense at all...

1. D pic doznt correspond wit d explanation

2. D place doznt look like a public place
Travel / Re: Commercial Bus Falls Off A Bridge In Oshodi, Lagos (Photos) by Ikville(m): 6:24pm On Jun 09, 2017
Wey d bridge ni?
My sympathies & prayers to all concerned
Romance / Re: Should She Collect A Phone Gift From Her Suitor Because Her Boyfriend Is Broke? by Ikville(m): 3:59pm On Jun 06, 2017
Confam YES! She can collect stuff from a toaster who knows dat d easiest way to open her legs is to entice her wit Trojan gifts. Then d toaster can fvck her even more senseless. Then d broke ass boyfriend can eitha stay for a while to enjoy d bounty before he goes to his real woman. Or he can dump d dumb biatch rite away. Then after a couple of week, she will gets busted by d toaster's real girlfriend, then she realizes dat she was just a weekend pvssy.

No suitor will be looking to park his truck in anotha man's garrage
Crime / Re: Nigerian Victim Of Sex Trafficking In Italy Tells Her Shocking Story by Ikville(m): 7:33am On Jun 05, 2017
.... if I ran to the police they would deport me.”

... I hid in the bath, and the police took the other girls and the madam.”


Any girl dat wud come out to say she was deceived to travel to Italy for prostitution is deceiving herself. Even a kid knows wot Italy is associated wit as far as Nigerian girls r concerned
Car Talk / Re: Ooni Of Ife To Launch Air Conditioned Tricycles In Osun (Photo) by Ikville(m): 6:53am On Jun 05, 2017
Afonja & their misguided concept of progress....more grease to ur elbow!
Politics / Re: FFK Slams Geoffrey Onyeama Over London Bridge Attack by Ikville(m): 6:48am On Jun 05, 2017
Amarabae:
Fani Kayode should go and learn the work of Foreign affairs minister, He/she makes sure that a diplomatic relationship is maintained by Nigeria and other countries.
Commenting or Criticising Fulani attacks in Nigeria is not his job but rather the work of the Interior Minister.


Dis is why evil thrives in our society cos gud men fail to act. No matta ur designation, it is everybody's moral duty to condemn evil.
Crime / Re: The Lady Who Raised Alarm That Made Residents Lynch Ghanaian Soldier To Death by Ikville(m): 8:15am On Jun 04, 2017
Why wud an off-duty military personnel on mufti be wielding such a firearm in a civilian environment for? Daz how we hav police/soldiers criminals & accidental discharge.
It may hav been a robbery gone wrong & being a soldier was a logical explanation for d possession of d gun. Cos he was a soldier doznt mean he wasnt trying to rob somebody. We hav see it happen a milliin times
Family / Re: Please How Can Someone Handle A Wife That Loves Sex So Much? by Ikville(m): 7:52am On Jun 04, 2017
mikeujoel:


Guy you better save your marriage fast before one energetic young man outside starts bonking your wife. Get her a sex tool. You can get from this address if you are in Lagos - Errand Sex Products Store, Health and beauty shop. Address: Festac Town, 102102, Lagos
Phone: 0805 467 2768



Employing intimacy gadgets to satisfy ur wife may not be a gud idea cos u can neva compete wit dem. Sooner or later, she wont need u anymore, except of course, in d planting season. So think twice before considering dat option
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by Ikville(m): 7:39am On Jun 04, 2017
Now lez face reality...d deed is done & any mudslinging wont change anything. But u r remorseful & for ur peace of mind, u NEED to confess to & seek forgiveness from d betrayed.
U need ro understand dat ur husband has a rite to his feelings. Dat means anyway he takes it is justified. Also understand dat he may not want u anymore etc, but wot is important is ur confession & peace of mind. U stand a betta chance of keeping ur family if he learns of dis infidelity FROM u.
But u need to pray, pray & pray cos daz d only thing dat can save ur marriage
Family / Re: Please How Can Someone Handle A Wife That Loves Sex So Much? by Ikville(m): 7:14am On Jun 04, 2017
Ur wife doznt like sex too much, if she did u'd be singing a different tune on how d neighbors, maiguard & d whole neighborhood be calling ur wife at sorts of time. She's just a woman who's in tune wit her needs & bold enuf to fulfill dem. Any real man wud find a middle ground to balance her needs wit his time & health, not come whining to a group who wud rather appreciate her betta than u ever cud.
My advice...go back home, set d mood for romance & break ur back to wear her out. After dat, engage her in something dat leaves her little time for bedroomatics. Trust me, after a few weeks, u will be d one left want more!!

If u don't hav kids yet, maybe it time u started one. Childbearing can slow down her sex drive as a result of hormones & fatigue etc

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Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Guy To Date A Lady Four Years Without Sex? by Ikville(m): 6:09pm On Jun 03, 2017
Scatterscatter:


You should know who you are dating.

When you date a mature lady that you trust, you won't have to worry about things like this

Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Guy To Date A Lady Four Years Without Sex? by Ikville(m): 6:03pm On Jun 03, 2017
Scatterscatter:
Yes and I can say that categorically.

On my 4th year with my girl now and we haven't had sex.

It shows respect

Four years of dating without sex...what's d plans?
Dating without sex is actually possible. Once d couple hav understanding, discipline, can absorbed pressure, dey wont hav any trouble staying faithful. Personally, d ONLY ground i can be in such a relationship is if d lady is a virgin or i vowed to remain a virgin till marriage. But outside diz conditions, i can not even be in a relationship where d lady, for wotever reason, wants to abstain even if i hav multiple sex partners. Just for d obvious reason of being taken for a ride. Understand dat even if a partner is very trustworthy doznt mean she can't cheat
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Guy To Date A Lady Four Years Without Sex? by Ikville(m): 5:58pm On Jun 03, 2017
Scatterscatter:
Yes and I can say that categorically.

On my 4th year with my girl now and we haven't had sex.

It shows respect

Four years of dating without sex...what's d plans?
Dating without sex is actually possible. Once d couple hav understanding, discipline, can absorbed pressure, dey wont hav any trouble staying faithful. Personally, d ONLY ground i can be in such a relationship is if lady is a virgin or i vowed to remain a virgin till marriage. But outside diz conditions, i can not even be in a relationship where d lady, for wotever reason, wants to abstain even if i hav multiple sex partners. Just for d obvious reason of being taken for a ride. Understand dat even if a partner is very trustworthy doznt mean she can't cheat
Politics / Re: Senate Recommends Increase In Prices Of Petrol And Diesel by Ikville(m): 3:42am On Jun 02, 2017
I really feel sorry for d zombies who went out to vote petty thieves into office...u shud hav known betta
Career / Re: My Boss Wishes Everyone Happy Birthday Apart From Me.. by Ikville(m): 3:32am On Jun 02, 2017
Why e dey pain u?!
Politics / Re: "Jonathan Government Was Greedocracy, Today, We Have Criminocracy" – Dino Melaye by Ikville(m): 3:29am On Jun 02, 2017
Diz politicians hav neitha shame nor brains....evrytime dey ridicule d system, dey don't even realize dat dey r disparaging demslves...bleeping douchbags
Family / Re: 5 Things You Should Never Say To A Child by Ikville(m): 3:20am On Jun 02, 2017
PaperLace:
This your write-up na for ajebo kids, I was expecting to see things like
-Oloriburuku
-Arindin
-Ewu
-Onye iberibe
-I didn't kill my mother_you won't kill me
-Before you kill me, I will make sure I kill you first.
-I will disown you if you continue like this
-Did the person that carry first have two heads?"
-Good for nothing child. angry

I swear u were stubborn as a child

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