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Romance / Re: Advice To Nigerian Girls by Illegal1(m): 7:23am On Jan 04
[quote author=Enemyofpeace post=127767182]Don't suffer with any man this year biko..

Look for one better billionaire like your brothers and father and marry him.

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Politics / Re: Ban Sports Betting Apps, Reno Omokri Urges Tinubu by Illegal1(m): 11:55pm On Jan 03
omoh.........nah beta thunder go fire dis man.


u want make dem ban bet,wen i never win half of the money i dn lose..


the worst mistake FG go make nah to ban bet,bcus boys go enter street full time..

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Romance / Re: . by Illegal1(m): 7:04pm On Jan 03
omoh........wetin happen nah,abi u use ur family only piece of land take bet 2 sure odds?
Romance / Re: Why Is The Harmattan Season Different This Time Around by Illegal1(m): 12:04am On Jan 03
omoh.........abeg make we jst wait for righteousness to cum tell us wetin dey happen..

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Romance / Re: Pussy Is Too Sweet - I Can Die Because Of Pussy by Illegal1(m): 12:00am On Jan 03
omoh.........at times i wonder the kind hard drugs una dey take for here..

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Romance / Re: My Take On This Issue by Illegal1(m): 11:56pm On Jan 02
omoh.........love no kukuma dey for my dictionary b4.

i jst dey pity men wen dey mumu for grls all in the name of love.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan Earthquake Latest: At Least 48 Killed In Japan - As Another Quake Reported by Illegal1(m): 6:32pm On Jan 02
SultanOfAbia:
God no dey do ojoro shaaaa
We have bad leaders but have good weather
Oyibo has good leaders but have bad weathers
Between Tinubu and Earthquake Which one person wan choose?

omoh.........abeg we choose tinubu
Education / Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Illegal1(m): 6:29pm On Jan 02
omoh.........i jst dey laff
Romance / Re: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by Illegal1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 02
[quote author=Vinnie2000 post=123567357]
Nice one, OP.
Celebrities / Re: Portable meet Timaya, Phyno & Sabinus for the First Time in Bayelsa by Illegal1(m): 6:16pm On Jan 02
SETHARTHUR:
What is happening in bayelsa state?

omoh........its timaya day.

every january 1st is timaya day in bayelsa state.

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Romance / Re: Happy New Year Everyone!!! by Illegal1(m): 6:50am On Jan 02
omoh........happy new year our big mamagee,i will continue to like ur profile picture..

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Romance / Re: Please, I Need Advice What Can I Do In This Situation. by Illegal1(m): 11:27pm On Jan 01
omoh.........all dis useless nigeria grls slf with their wahala..


person wen dem wn even manage slf go jst dey form commando ontop notin..


any way sha,nah the man(simp)i blame

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Romance / Re: Special Shoutout To All Nairalanders by Illegal1(m): 11:16pm On Jan 01
Zonefree:


grin grin
Bro, if engine wan knock make e knock, no changing of oil this year.


omoh.........no talk am ooh bcus i dn already arrange 1 fresh virgin grl dey wait for u..i knw say u lyk virgin well well
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 200k In 2024? by Illegal1(m): 11:00pm On Jan 01
omoh..........i bliv say the op dn already dey confused and weak bcus of the kind ideas he dey read for here

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Romance / Re: Any New Year Giveaway? by Illegal1(m): 11:37am On Jan 01
Emmanuel30a:
Mention me when there is one...


omoh........mention me wen he finally mention u..
Politics / Re: What Are You Regrets In Year 2023? by Illegal1(m): 10:37am On Jan 01
parkervero:
My regret in 2023 was borrowing money from loan apps.

It wrecked me to the ground. I realised too late.

omoh........dats was my 2022 regret,dis people show me shege,nah small tin remain,i for get high BP.

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Romance / Re: Who Heard The Loud Trumpet Now?? Life Is Coming To Endoo by Illegal1(m): 4:47am On Jan 01
omoh..........i jst checked ur name and i was nt suprise at all..
jst fyn food chop,u will be alryt
Romance / Re: just for fun by Illegal1(m): 4:35am On Jan 01
omoh..........sum people acct bal jst dey make me laff.


i be tink say na me broke pass for nairaland,bt frm wetin i dey see so..omoh i get better hope
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Illegal1(m): 4:01am On Jan 01
shoodboi2:
Is it just me? I don't feel like anything important is happening undecided

omoh........i swr

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Politics / Re: What Are You Regrets In Year 2023? by Illegal1(m): 10:11pm On Dec 31, 2023
omoh..........unable to control myslf wen ever i got hold of money.

i pray i don't repeat such mistake in 2024

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Romance / Re: Anyone Doing Giveaway Between Now And 1st January 2024 Should Note This. by Illegal1(m): 9:58pm On Dec 31, 2023
coputa:
it has been suspended indefinitely


omoh.........no problem sir.

i hope all is well?
Romance / Re: Anyone Doing Giveaway Between Now And 1st January 2024 Should Note This. by Illegal1(m): 9:56pm On Dec 31, 2023
100smile:

Sure

omoh..........happy new year in advace bro

9034387522,dats my opay acct num.
any tin will be appreciated sir
Politics / Re: What Are You Regrets In Year 2023? by Illegal1(m): 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2023
AqualinaXYZ:
Not attacking Tinubu the day he came to PH only to lick microphone





Carry two hands up with walking stick during national anthem in my own PH


omoh.......u made my day bro.

happy new in advace

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Romance / Re: Anyone Doing Giveaway Between Now And 1st January 2024 Should Note This. by Illegal1(m): 9:46pm On Dec 31, 2023
coputa:
New year Eve,MTN Recharge card for ten Nairalanders.keep a date


omoh.........happy new in advace sir.


please sir don't forget me for the airtym u want to share.

09034387522 dats my num bro,jst incase
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single, Any Plan Of Setting Down Next Year? by Illegal1(m): 9:29pm On Dec 31, 2023
lordm:
Mind your business

omoh.........u no get joy ooh

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Church's Theme (year Of) For 2024? by Illegal1(m): 9:25pm On Dec 31, 2023
iuni:
I have sincerely lost my faith in the Church. I'm only a Christian. I don't want to be attached to any church anymore.


omoh........u are nt alone bro

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Church's Theme (year Of) For 2024? by Illegal1(m): 9:21pm On Dec 31, 2023
omoh..........i'm a christain bt i've given up in any tin dat has to do with church....

i no dey go church

my personal theme for 2024 is"2024 my year of total freedom from stagnation...
Romance / Re: Something Is Wrong With This Photo And The Comment by Illegal1(m): 7:10pm On Dec 31, 2023
omoh.........dis 1 real yanch abi nah photoshop?

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Romance / Re: Delete 1 From This Pictures by Illegal1(m): 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2023
omoh.........dis 1 is strong,bt any way sha,i go jst close eye delete internet..

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Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by Illegal1(m): 2:36pm On Dec 31, 2023
iamtardey:
when you dey plan fxck her wotowoto New year eve is tomorrow sha sharp


omoh..........bahd guy
Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by Illegal1(m): 3:35pm On Dec 30, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Make Una continue to dey Deceive unaSelves sad.

I have done this Female Bestie thingy and I can Tell you, Is a WASTE of Time. undecided

Most Female Besties of Guys Just wants to Use Them to Pass time!
They will Hug, Touch and be Rubbing you but Steadily looking for a Rich Dude for proper relationship. sad

Once they see such Guy, they will DUMP you! embarassed


omoh...........i never told u i want to marry her

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Romance / Re: I Quickly Comot Her Pant Carry My Big Prick Knack Am - by Illegal1(m): 10:27pm On Dec 29, 2023
omoh.........no kind rubbish person no go read for nairaland.

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