₦airaland Forum

Kasdat5:
I woke my mum up @ mid night that I wanted to have a conversation with her , she was already happy thinking I wan bring babe come show her , that's how I began crying . Long story that night , nobody Sha suspect sey na weed . Glory to God

hahahahaha...

bros...y u cry nah?

beejay501:
Senior man I read this writeUp like 3 times I swear I no understand Maybe na the colos way I hold day Bleep with me abeg explain better

hahahahahahaha...
i tink say nah only me.
omoh...i read dis tin 2 times,i no understand 1 tin.
i cum say mayb nah hungry dey do me.

GOFRONT:
My own be say may towt.o dey available to knack all d time.

i fit swear say nah man get dis acct...

Savedday2:
Don't be deceived, all 9ja girls do Ashawo. Either openly or codedly.

Pls, stop calling it hookup. It is called Ashawo or prostitution

savedday....my boss man.

all nigeria grls are useless.

Omoh......the 1st day i smoke weed,nah there i take knw say na small tin dey make person mad..


any tin wen person talk,dey funny to me...nah their i go jst bust laff as if nah one kind funny tin the guy talk..


i manage waka reach house,enter mumsy kitchen strengt....omoh...i nearly eat the full pot of soup finish.

food wen i knw say,on a normal day,i no fit eat for 2 days,na i eat at once...


truly....highness no be anybody mate

Vatod:
Either Left or Right what kill you will surely kill you one day!

yea....bt prevention is beta than cure.

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bros....abeg win alone

Malory:
A massive flop. Tinupoo should throw in the towel and support Obi.

only dis crowd will defeat the total vote peter obituary will get...

Dshocker:
If na true you dey talk, fear no go gree you give the woman money, sooooo my brother, u dey lie die.

Calm down.

bros....i jst gv her the 1k out of my hrt for her advice and she accept it with happiness and asked me nt to drink with ma left hand again in public...

Killerbag36:
Use ur left hand drink them go shoot u jazz ur eye go clear cus people wen de use left drink for public mean something them join one spiritual cult I no fit talk more abt bt no try them them bad mk them no shoot u salt put ur body lol by then its too late .

bros...nah wetin the woman tell me ooh,she say"she jst lyk me if nt she for knw my power....

Godfullsam:
Burning banks and destroying facilities will not increase the volume of new naira notes in circulation neither will it solve any economic and security challenges in the country.

We take our anger and frustrations to our polling units and vote out this evil party.

vote who u wn vote for and stop saying rubbish...

Savedday2:
Nigerians are very stubborn set of people!

You were given 3months notice to deposit your old note but, refused believing there most be extension of deadline.

If Buhari like, let him extend the deadline to the next 10years, some people will still wait for die minute.

Is only dull brains that doesn't know that El-rufai is fighting for his personal pocket.

bros...be lyk say u no dey dis country ooh.


we no dey see the new note use..

Notin go fit carry my hand play dis game...
early kick off for england nah comfam set up..,

Jagaban...

BigBlackPreek:
wow....me I dey rumuola for PHC , I no even sabi if ashewo girl fit collect ham from me o?

omoh...ask the grl 1st b4 una enter room ooh,if nt...u go receive the disgrace of ur life..

Wawelexy:
We too dey fear for this country!

bros...dis 1 no be we too dey fear matter oo,wetin u no knw big pass u ooh.....

So last night,i went to chilax in one of the bar in my neibourhood..


i was using my left hand to drink and my right hand to operate my phone...wen dis old woman walked in to buy plastic coke,she saw me then came to me and whisperd sumtin to me....


she said"my pikin,change ur hand..use ur left hand to operate ur phone and ur right to drink....


wat scared me was wen she said"i lyk u,nah make i advice u,if not...i for knw ur power...then she left.


bt i ran after her to knw the meaning of her words,there she said"its nt adviceable to use left hand to drink in public,sum people see it as offens and might used it against me in a spiritual way....she lyk me dats why she spared my life......by force cold catch my once..

i jst tell her tnk ma..then i gave her the last 1k left on me,then we went our seperate ways...

insidelife22:
I don't hate tinubu
But to see he is sick and still want to preside over my country and future after what Buhari has done is an insult to my sensibilities.

so ur future is the hands of nigeria politicians?


u never ready be dat nah..

joelbooks:
State of the Race

Atiku's North East:

Borno- APC
Yobe - APC
Gombe- APC
Bauchi- APC
Taraba- PDP
Adamawa-PDP

North West:
Sokoto-APC
Zamfara-APC
Kebbi-APC
Kano- APC
Kaduna-APC
Jigawa- APC
Katsina- APC

North Central:
Kogi- APC
Kwara- APC
Nasarawa- APC
Niger- APC
FCT- PDP
Plateau- Battleground
Benue- Battleground

South South:
Rivers- APC
Cross River- APC
Delta- PDP
Bayelsa- PDP
Akwa ibom- PDP
Edo- Battleground

South West:
Lagos- APC
Ogun- APC
Oyo- APC
Osun- APC
Ondo- APC
Ekiti- APC

South East
Anambra- Battleground
Imo- Battleground
Ebonyi- Battleground
Abia- LP
Enugu-LP


Divided votes between PDP , NNPP and LP gives APC victory in some States and turned others to Battlegrounds

bros u even try slf to gv 2 states to labour in vain party.

ChybuzzDD:

So, if transfers are working in Mozambique whose citizens are poorer and relatively less educated, is it not a shame that you guys can't do the same in Nigeria

O boy, try and catch up, this is 21st century and not 15th century.

You don't really need too much cash to run your daily activities, if you actually have money in your account.

bros....abeg if u no get wetin to talk,jst go bk to sleep..

PeterObi4LP:
How do you want him to buy votes? It affect him.

dis policy added more supporters to tinubu...

tinubu will win dis election hands down..

Bros...jst tell us say u wn bleep her,notin lyk u love her.

missing rib kee u there...

Tflex01:
The way Tinubu has been getting more supporters with this Naira redesign confrontation with Buhari ehnnn

The results of the coming election with shock some persons into coma.

Most persons can't wait for Tinubu to enter so that they scrap the nonsense.

i swear...


sum people no even knw say dis tin nah apc game plan...

Emeskhalifa:
Relax. After election, all things will go back to normal, abi una want make some people use money buy vote?

bros u no even knw politics....

all dis money policy and redesign na apc game plan to win election..

all apc governors,buhari and tinubu knw wats going on..

all nah game plan and apc go win dis election well....

mark my word..

N3TRAL:
Tinubu's cap can defeat Obidîot.

Obidîot is not in the race.

i swear....

i don't even see him as sum1 contesting bcus i'm very sure he won't get up to 4 states....

PeterObi4LP:
Child's play. Dead or alive Tinubu will never be Nigeria President

ur eyes go soon clear...


ur peter obi can't defeat a dead tinubu,talkmore of the living jagaban....

Malory:
Tinubu brought APC to power.

same way u will wail and cry that wike brought tinubu to power....

E reach to buy

Confusion every were

G00DHardDick:
It beats my imagination how a sane man manages to engage in a conversation with a Nigerian girl, let alone dating one.

The only thing in the brain of an average Nigerian girl is how to twerk and Post them on TikTok and WhatsApp. And then logged in to Facebook and start asking men "can you do me a favour"?

99% of Nigeria girls have zero communication skills. They're so unproductive, no innovation, nothing nothing. Their IQ is so Iow that when you initiate a meaningful convo they see you as a jonzing man and make you feel like a Dumbo. The only thing that fascinate an average 9ja girl is Food, fashion and money.

Trying to engage in an intelligent discussion with a Nigerian girl makes you look like a Fool. Desist from chatting with a Nigeria girl.

on board dis day,..GoodHardDick officialy bcums my mentor.


bros.....u dn open my eyes well well for dis forum.

Dis guy jst dey entertain us with dff false stories...