₦airaland Forum

Make he no mex b4?
abi mex get toilet?

slimfit1:
This is why we need a coup since we don't have an effective parliament to do a meaningful change .

na who never see war dey pray for war....

u dn shoot gun for ur life b4?

no be only coup....

efelicity:
Greattestman the DSS agent, track this guy coz he's one of them.

bros abeg no make me laff...

HotieVickie:
You must think everyone are in your class

babe bring ur mind down small...

y ur blood dey hot?

E Never reach quarel.....

efelicity:
You are a rape and scam accomplice, my eyes are on you.

see dis 1....

i go jst blind ur eyes

efelicity:
Hi nairalanders, there's this new moniker Goodlady on romance section posing as a lady but he's a man with numerous accounts. He has the following accounts: Pells, Pells1, PellsKodak, PellsNBAYa, Eliza101 creating threads about sex and virginity so that he will scam nairalanders of their hard earned money.

ur partner in crime i guess,u got over 10 dff acct here....

pot calling kettle black..

Stephen2324:
My Wife Always Makes Me Laugh. She Said Our Landlord is Not Circumcised. Funny Woman ha ha ha

u wife realy funny,even me slf laff....

JackDaAlienz:
Can u imagine, i meet this babe last year
I told her how serious I am with her and that I want to take care of her, she is 22 and still staying with her parents.
Her bestie hates me, and keeps telling the girl not to agree to date me.
And the stupid girl listened to her bestie.
She stopped picking my calls, if I call her more than 2 times, she will off her phone.
Now I have decided to count my losses and move on.
It's painful how girls listen to their bestie instead of to use their brain and think for themselves.

Guys if you see a girl that listen more to her bestie, don't even bother dating her.
You will totally regret it.

bros make we tell ourslf d truth...

u be wn marry her abi nah chop clean mouth u wn do?

Marvyx:
Was discussing with my former boss and she said her family of 6 is relocating to the UK and it'll cost them 40mil. Years ago I would have laughed and said that's a foolish decision but being that the Quality of Life is reducing in Nigeria on a daily basis, that seems to be the way forward.

40miter jst to relocate?

its still a foolish decision.,

Here we go....

Nairaland nah pure cruise land

Its alryt...

VawulenceProMax:
His Nairaland name is Umbrateeth04. He is a popular homosexual and a child rapist too

y u lyk vawulence lyk dis slf?

BOLATINUBU01:
JAGABAN is your next president

LOUDER LOUDER LOUDER....

Malory:
Kunle my friend told me how they were threatened by Tinubu and Sanwo Olu to rally for them hence the reason why they are here.

linus....

Nairaland grls won't lyk dis at all at all... bcus nah their hand work be dat
Na only God go bless the judge for me....

I jst dey laff....

Palm wine tapper in the day,tinubu business associate in the night...
if u knw u knw.....
u gerit?if u don't gerit then forget abt it.....

I guess dis must be ur 5th acct on dis forum...

Cum ooh....nairaland dn turn to porn site?

Nawa ooh....
ur good dn turn bad,to help people cum be lyk crime 4 dis 9ja

Emi lo kan verse 2
na my turn to be 1st lady of nigeria....

shuttox:
I dey support Obi..but how do you think that north will support Tinubu Bro be realistic

the north are smarter than u in politics,bros abeg jst chill....
tinubu is ur next president,knw dis and knw peace...

Another fake news from atiku camp...

EmekaA125:
E pain am. Nothing for Tinubu and his supporters.

bros...i no dey gv myslf false hope...

peter obi can't defeat either tinubu or atiku in dis country with that labour in vain party...

ogascomax:
You won't still accept it. So no need.

same way u won't accept peter obi can't win dis election...

Atiku media team at work...
no be only thousand people,nah millions..

GeneralPula:
Wow. So all the people he has been meeting are not Nigerians?

bros....nah u even get time to answer that ode...
E Go soon clear for their eyes....

abc115:
Election is done and dusted....

i swear....
omoh see crowd..