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olabode89:
I hope you remember when Fergie crashed out of a group involving Otelu Galati, Benfica, and Basel




Otelu **fuvking Galati :-

Fergie has enough credits in the bank for me to allow such an abysmal campaign.

What credits has Ole got to be crashing United at the group stage. Even Moyes that we all hated reached the Qfinal in his first try.

chidexxy007:
So what happened vs Arsenal?

He went out of season for that game abi

Arsenal got a dubious penalty, Jose already beat them at home anyways.

Has Ole beaten Arsenal in the league since he started managing United? Never!!!

The fraud!

handelex:
Only to crash out against Sevilla next season in the round of 16 lol.

Is that the big club Manchester United we are still talking about?

What did the same Sevilla do to Ole last season?

KingAlabi:
Oh!!! From everything he touches to leagues that matters.
Na me fvck up.

Whenever I am discussing European football, I limit it to the leagues in England, Spain, Germany, Italy, France, Portugal and Netherlands.

I don’t give a shit about what happens in a league ranked 22nd in Europe. Ole failed at Cardiff. Anyone that passed common entrance in Nigeria can manage a club in Norway.

handelex:
Lol

This is what some of us keep trying to tell you guys, a Club of our stature lmao, when did we qualify for CL b2b since Fergie retired, reached CL semis or finished in the top 4 consecutively?

Reality some times is disappointing. It does not mean we should remain in this level but the reality is that we're not currently a top European team as we were under Fergie.

Mourinho qualified for the CL 16/17 & 17/18 consecutively and he didn’t stop there, he made sure we qualified out of the group in those campaigns as well - that’s the minimum standard regardless of how far we have fallen.

There’s no need to alter the facts to hype a failure like Ole.

KingAlabi:
I wonder why UEFA still allows those clubs play champs and Europa.

Again, how does everything he touches fails, did molde fail when he touched them?

He’s a failure in the leagues that matter.

He failed at Cardiff
He’s currently failing at Man Utd.

Almost 3 years, no final in cup competitions.

olabode89:
True!

For all of Fred's shortcomings man has got an excellent engine and his ability to cover ground and hassle opponents is priceless, so I understood why Ole didn't take him off.

Ole should have taken him off - there was no excuse. It wasn’t even because of the yellow card but the manner by which he got the yellow.

The first yellow was a red card offence. PSG fans were furious he didn’t get a red card and you know from there that they would do everything to get him sent off.

United players were furious Lamela wasn’t sent off when he provoked Martial. Martial got a red card, Lamela didn’t even get a yellow card for his provocation. What did Mourinho do? He removed Lamela at half time.

Mourinho is seasoned enough to know leaving Lamela on would get him sent off cos the referee isn’t likely to pardon him if he’s involved in another scuffle. These are basic stuff in football but when you have a PE teacher that should be in women football, common sense becomes rare.

KingAlabi:
Anything he touches doesn't fails

Excellent this with molde as case study.

He’s a failure. Norwegian league is not a yardstick.

Tuchel could have also gone to Czech league and stat pad trophies there. Only the top 6 leagues in Europe count. The others aren’t better than the Nigerian league.

olabode89:
You need to check the effect of each loss on the final outcome of the group table. Everyone apart from United defeated Istanbul BB home and away, thay loss played a huge part of why we finished 3rd in that group. Also the loss to Leipzig was pivotal as it was the last game and we needed to not lose to progress to the knockout round.

The loss to PSG at Old Trafford meant we broke even against PSG with 3pts to both teams. Before castigating Ole for that loss you should revisit that game and see if it was Ole that told Martial to miss sitters and Fred to have brain farts that made us go 1 man down during the game.

A club of United’s stature should be winning all their home games. What others do to the Turkish team is inconsequential to how United must operate.

This is Man Utd, not Leicester. Even a draw against PSG would have sealed the qualification. What did Ole do? Open his legs like a $2 prostïtute and got schooled by Tuchel.

Expert17:
Haaaaa

I had to hit below the belt.

United fans that witnessed a TREBLE win, witnessed 2008 European double is celebrating a fluke win against PSG?? How the mighty have fallen.

A game that VAR ruled Herrera’s deflected shot as a penalty. No United player even contested for penalty, they were happy with a corner kick. VAR thought differently and Rashford scored the penalty at the death.

Yeah, let’s keep wankïng over that victory - it’s a trophy on its own.

KingAlabi:
He didn't coach molde, na giggs coach molde

What is Molde?

How is coaching in a league that is ranked 22nd in Europe relevant in this discussion?

olabode89:
This man, I don tire to dey school you..

We got dumped out of the UCL this season because of that poor result at Istanbul BB and the losing the last game to RB Leipzig.

No! You got dumped out of UCL because you failed to beat PSG on your home turf. The PSG game was the 5th game out of 6.

Had Ole won that, the game in Leipzig would have been a dead rubber game. Even after losing to the Turkish team, United were still leading the group.

GloryIsaac:
Who coached PSG when Man United beat them twice?

Sorry in advance for putting you in the mud, I won’t do it again, I promise

And what did you gain from those victories? Nothing.

PSG went on to win their domestic league and has played in Champions League final since then. United beat them twice, PSG also beat United twice at OT - you put yourself in the mud.

What have United achieved since then? Nothing

You are the type of guy that get ejaculatïons because a babe allowed you to hold her hands. You won a round of 16 game, PSG have made it to the final since that episode while you are still figuring a way to overcome bottom teams like Wolves & Leicester to get into a final.

Shame!

KingAlabi:
Not selective amnesia
But plain stvpidity, what did leipzig do again?

Had PE teacher gotten 3 points at Old Trafford, the game at Leipzig would have been a dead rubber game. In CL group stage, it’s expected to win all your home games, get at least a draw away and qualify with ease.

PE teacher flunked with the brilliant start he had. How do I explain to anyone that has never watched CL before that the team that was topping this group with 2 games to go failed to qualify?

GloryIsaac:
Look, some of us have been here long enough to see talks like this constantly in the mud. Dead it.

PE teacher lost to a Turkish team that was 16th position or so in their league.

Could anything be worse than that?

Scratch that, I know what’s worse.

A short story.................

A certain manager needed 6 points in the league to qualify for Champions League. There were 5 games left and those games were against Everton, City, Chelsea, Huddersfield(already relegated) & Cardiff(already relegated).

The manager could only squeeze 2 points out of these fixtures. I have forgotten the name of this manager but he’s from Norway. He relegated Cardiff in 2014 and everything he’s touched as a manager has failed.

Can you remind me of this manager’s name?

olabode89:
PE teacher beat your Lord and personal saviour twice at his backyard when he was at PSG, with the second game showing some impressive tactical moves. No dey yarn dust abeg.

But it was the same Tuchel that dumped Ole out of the champions league by beating him 3-1 at Old Trafford.

I am sure your selective amnesia missed that obvious fact.

KingAlabi:
Oga we were bad in the first half no doubt

But please tell me how we didn't step up in the 2nd half, if we did, who was the cause and if we didn't how did we win.

Why was Man Utd so bad against Brighton at Old Trafford?

I doubt Ole had anything to do with the outcome. The boys almost conceded a penalty and a possible red card for Maguire because he prevented a goal scoring opportunity.

Was that the tactic?

KingAlabi:
So the coach no get thanks

I don’t waste my gratitude on morons like Ole.

If he got his tactics right, United wouldn’t have been that useless in the first half. No shot on target in the first half against Brighton - at home.

Pathetic!

GloryIsaac:
And they lost...

Give Potter United’s team and give Brighton players to the PE teacher, let’s see the outcome.

We don’t even need to wait to see the outcome. Ole already relegated Cardiff that had better players than the current Brighton team.

KingAlabi:
Ok
Was west brom better coached by Chelsea?

That’s a one off game and such happens.

Tuchel has already demonstrated what he’s about. Man went to Atletico and slapped them at home. This is his first loss since he joined Chelsea - its acceptable especially when the red card was the turning point.

Meanwhile, PE teacher was dumped out of Europe. Man even lost to a club in Turkey with a name that looked like wifi password. He’s not played in a final in almost 3 years with the number of talents he’s got at his disposal.

olabode89:
Ndidi has been top 5 DM in the EPL for at least 3 seasons. Leicester don't need to sell, they will surely rinse us for at least 50M.

Leicester need to sell to fix the gaping holes in their squad and they have not made a single penny from the gates this season.

Every club needs money now - I doubt the PE teacher would see the talents in Ndidi though. The same fool that bought Van de Beek when he already had Pogba, Bruno and Mata in his squad is unlikely to appreciate an outstanding talent like Ndidi.

olabode89:
Ndidi would be a perfect cog in that midfield but Leicester would rinse us real bad.

Ndidi is Nigerian - he doesn’t have the profile to command a huge transfer fee. I’d be surprised if he costs more than £40m.

If he’s from Brazil, France, England or Germany, they would put £120m price tag on him.

KingAlabi:
Masturbate on this

The fact that you are struggling to beat Brighton at Old Trafford and needed the help of a referee to prevent the score going 2-0 tells me you have a lunatic as a manager.

Expert17:
Goals - 16

Assists - 11

Player of the month - 2

MOTM -9

Bruno Fernandes - PFA loading

His haters are already panicking.

Bruno is not good, Bruno stat pads, Bruno is shit. The wizard still created 4 chances today. If he had quality team mates like the the City boys, he should have assisted 30 league goals by now.

Bruno’s quality is very very high.

elampiro:
It was a poor kick by Pogba. Unintentional assist

Rashford would sky it or try to dribble 6 players.

It is Pogba’s assist, intentional or not.

Bruno
Pogba
Greenwood

Thank you, lads.

patrickmuf:
That should have been a penalty o!

It’s not a pen. Welbeck was already falling down when Maguire made contact.

codedguy1:
Bruno and the Rashford that plays rubbish these days, or sorry since the beginning of the year

Make una calm down abeg.

We know the players can be useless, having a dolt as a coach has not helped us.

Bruno has done well - I don’t have anything bad to say to him. He gives the ball away cos he’s always taking risks, trying to create instead of hiding and doing 5-10 yards passing. I can live with that.

Rashford, on the other hand, has stagnated. The Rashford under Mourinho was better than this one we see lately - who just wants to keep running into dead ends with the ball when a simple pass would suffice. If we are not careful, Rashford would end up as another player of ours who never fully achieved his potentials.

Our set plays have been horrendous.

Shaw needs to do better.

Expert17:

I had to rub that in for the Bruno haters.

Bruno stuns his haters again....

He’s always involved in goal scoring scenarios.

Leyqute:
This manager is a foking dunce. You can see that Brighton are intentional with the ball. They know what to do when they are with or without possession.

Our players are clueless when they get near the opponent’s 18 yard box. It’s very obvious that the manager is the issue in that regard. It’s as if they’re clueless and restricted on what to do. Too many unnecessary instructions

No shot on target at Old Trafford - against Brighton.

This is a new low, man.

elampiro:
Why exactly did we buy Cavani?

Because the PE teacher failed to sign his own former player after flying to Norway to convince him to join Man Utd.

Cavani isn’t even a bad player - we just have an idïot who doesn’t know how to use him. If you are going to start Cavani then give him a Telles that would keep pumping quality crosses into the box.

Now that Cavani is on the pitch, Ole won’t instruct his boys to cross to him. As soon as Daniel James replaces Cavani, you will start seeing crosses from all over trying to find a midget in the box.