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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Need Direction Plss by Illuminatus(m): 6:41am On Nov 11, 2014
Repteam:
Can someone pls give me directions from national stadium to ikorodu.
oh. I'm guessing this is late, but next time, use google maps or something.
RomanceRe: Am A Bit Confuse Here..help!!! by Illuminatus(m): 6:59am On Nov 10, 2014
Don't you dare purchase anything substantial in her name or relations. You'd just be gifting it to them. Be careful.
Good luck.
HealthRe: Remedies for pile(hemorrhoids) by Illuminatus(m): 9:38pm On Nov 08, 2014
Undilutedfact:
Thanks very much, but do you know if I can get the witch Hazel and hermorrhoidal cream in Nigeria?
Check online and at credible pharmacies.
HealthRe: Remedies for pile(hemorrhoids) by Illuminatus(m): 5:15pm On Nov 08, 2014
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Masonkz by Illuminatus(m):
Happy Birthday, Mason.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Illuminatus(m): 8:41pm On Oct 16, 2014
Forwetinnah:
And Sam was busy making fun of Lillian for suggesting that the people in their group audition for their roles. Why didn't she just tell Lillian as the group head to forget the idea instead of going behind to talk about it with the guys..smh. Alusa was nominated for an Emmy. ..like seriously?? The same Alusa wey act that King wey I watchhuh?
Emmy, ke? For which category? King of Sucking/Irritation? In their dreams.
PhonesRe: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Illuminatus(m): 8:45pm On Sep 27, 2014
Suntemi: Good.
Thank you, in advancesmiley
PhonesRe: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Illuminatus(m): 2:17am On Sep 27, 2014
Hello, Tumababa, Lynxx, Sun Temi and co. Impressive work you've been doing here. I have been reading up the thread all night, starting from the "season" and it's all kinda confusing (trust me, I have the headache to show for it). Talk about learning too much in one go. I was wondering if you guys should like compile an ebook of a post of the basic things an i-product user should know and do. The basic stuff about jailbreaking, upgrading, and using the phones. Easy and Accessible. It would really help people like me. I would really appreciate.
Anyway, I got an iPhone 5s this evening, and evidently, I don't know squat about it. I plan on cutting my sim and powering the phone again tomorrow. Just don't wanna mess up anyhow. Have a good night people.
EducationRe: A Thread For Law And Philosophy Undergraduates, Graduate and Aspirant. by Illuminatus(m): 6:46pm On Sep 17, 2014
Valenciaomene: i jus got admitted to study law in Delsu..m happy
Good for you. Welcome.
Car TalkRe: FRSC To Impose Speed Limiting Devises On Nigerians by Illuminatus(m): 3:22pm On Sep 15, 2014
shockwave91: shocked*Gasps* now they want to control/monitor us? Did i hear sum1 say "illuminatus"? nah just kidding. Sh.it idea though. Build good fuc.king roads for christ's sakes u clueless forks!!!!!
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RomanceRe: Do Men Even Still Caution Their Woman These Days? by Illuminatus(m): 11:35pm On Sep 14, 2014
uchedydy: Hey!! u miss d point, somebody has got to be a head, and if the bible says its the man, den u shd ask wat does the bible say abt the role of the head...wat u shd say is that husbands shd exercise dia headship in love, i.e caution her in love if u want to put it that way, cos the wife is answerable to the husband, den the husband is answerable to God, lets nt use this gender equality spiol tyns, woman was nt made to be equal to men......like i said, the man shd exercise his headship with love.
You say this assuming that I subscribe to your religious beliefs? Well, I don't. Could you rationalize your opinion with another reason apart from the supposed superior power God gave to man eons ago?
RomanceRe: Trauma Of A Nigerian Young Lad. Pls, Help!! by Illuminatus(m): 1:43pm On Sep 14, 2014
masonkz: It's one thing to have feelings, it's another thing to act on them.

I don't believe much in prayers, but I do believe in self - discipline.

Dude, if you feel you're confused and something is just not right with you, and that this feeling came upon you just cos you started watching por.n...then by all means, resist whatever urge you have. Desist from such po.rn that makes you think of such, ans maybe try dating a girl. Dating, not se.x.

If that doesn't work, don't bite yourself, and don't stay frustrated. Many gay people, due to this same pressure of getting a girl friend, have ended up being so.

Above all else, your happiness matters. Focus on other things apart from your sexual life:school, work, etc...and make sure to excel in them. If you do find the person that makes you happy along the way and that you like, whether boy or girl, do not deny yourself of that happiness.

Life is short as it is. Make good use of it.
I agree with Mason. Many atimes we're blinded by labels. (For now) Forget about being gay or straight or even bi. Just focus on living your life, excelling at the other areas of your life. Your sexuality is just a part (albeit important) of your life. It'll all fall into place. If along the way you meet someone you're attracted to, don't rationalize if it makes your straight or gay or neither. For the moment, be content with just being human.
RomanceRe: Do Men Even Still Caution Their Woman These Days? by Illuminatus(m): 12:22pm On Sep 14, 2014
Why should women be controlled? Why does it have to their husbands? Power trip much? You knew her character before you married her? What gives you the authority to change and bend her? Seriously, men should stop treating women as it they're inferior, children.
EducationRe: Thirds Class Performs Better Than Most First Class, 2:1 And 2:2 by Illuminatus(m): 12:11pm On Sep 14, 2014
This is mostly conjecture. Certainly unproven. You can't judge a group of people because of what happened in one test, with a relatively handful of people from the group.
Christianity EtcRe: Did Humans Really Evolve From Apelike Creatures? by Illuminatus(m): 12:07pm On Sep 14, 2014
The two basic theories, the Scientific theory that man evolved from apes, and the Religious theory, that man was created by God are fables and generally unproven at best. At the moment, anyone who feels the need to totally understand the origin of man must (blindly) believe either of these two. Find your own way.
Phone/Internet MarketIphone 4S Price by Illuminatus(op):
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LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 11:41pm On Sep 11, 2014
I Am Number Four by Pittacus Lore
PhonesRe: Which Do I Choose? by Illuminatus(m): 9:59am On Sep 07, 2014
You've already choosen number 1. But the thing is to know the condition of the used Samsung... If it's in good working condition, then it's much better than the other phones. *shrug*
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 7:50am On Sep 07, 2014
walex2bad: What settings do you use, for those of you who read on screen? High brightness or a dim one? Because reading on a screen affects my eyes.. Which would you recommend?
My eBook reader has alternating backgrounds for morning, and night. I set my brightnesss to the very minimum during the day while inside, black text against a white background...
HealthRe: Shaving Burns & Bumps by Illuminatus(op): 1:21am On Sep 07, 2014
masonkz: lol wetin I do na? tongue


I actually don't like body hairs, and thankful to my parents for my little to my little to hair-less body.

Can't stand it on my body, and I certainly can't stand it on my partner. But then obviously some people crave for it, simonandal included.


Illuminatus, your loss! tongue
or my gain? tongue
FashionRe: A Rising Middle Class: Cosmetic Use In Nigeria Grows By 40% by Illuminatus(m): 6:45am On Sep 06, 2014
This was clearly based on conjecture. There's no mention of a relatively credible survey. SMH.
FamilyRe: Share Your Addiction!! by Illuminatus(m): 7:42pm On Sep 04, 2014
piphunter: Iam addicted to listening to enigma, (doing that now), playing video games and stalking candle sticks (doing that now)
The German music project? I LOVE Sadeness...
RomanceRe: She Calls Me A Big Car by Illuminatus(m): 2:35pm On Sep 04, 2014
I have no idea what she means, or even if she means something other people could decipher. SMH
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 9:53pm On Sep 03, 2014
Dexema: Hey misblah dunno if u cud hook me up wiv cool naija/african books,evrygood will come by sefi atta got me doin some nostalgic reminiscing.
In what format? Care to share? I've been looking for that book?
LiteratureRe: Orangetot Online Writing Contest by Illuminatus(m): 10:29am On Aug 31, 2014
This does sound interesting... Ears to the ground...
RomanceRe: I Love Her But My Best Friend Is Coming Into The Picture. by Illuminatus(m): 9:14am On Aug 31, 2014
Okay. I really sighed out loud when I read this. So, obviously, you have settled into a pattern with this dude and your tradition has become a problem. I don't even understand what you mean by "do babes together" but I think you have to tell your buddy to give you some space with this girl. Has she officially become your girlfriend? If yes, then you need to realize that currently your relationship has three people in it. You, the girl and your friend. So, I hope you are into threesomes.
Music/RadioRe: What Is The Name Of The Theme Song Of Mid Morning Show On Coal City Fm by Illuminatus(m): 8:38am On Aug 31, 2014
Nzenzemulu: Thank u very much. Exactly wt u said. The many versions of the song are confusing me. The ambient mix I saw on youtube is 3mins 42secs long
Did you see anyone 6 minutes long?
Music/RadioRe: What Is The Name Of The Theme Song Of Mid Morning Show On Coal City Fm by Illuminatus(m): 8:00am On Aug 31, 2014
The name of the song is Sweet Lullaby and it's by Deep Forest. From the 1992 album, Deep Forest. The thing is that the song has various mixes and covers. Some are 3 minutes while some are as long as 6 minutes. I have the Ambient Mix, 06 minutes:42 seconds long. Thank me, alreadysmiley.
LiteratureRe: Glimpse: A Novella by Illuminatus(op): 6:40pm On Aug 27, 2014
s3nn2x: What makes you think so?
It is quite short and I was not able to form an opinion about it.
oh. See, I wanted the story to be short. That's why I called it a novella. But I'll see about writing something longer and less random next time.
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 8:05pm On Aug 26, 2014
The Mayor of Casterbridge by Thomas Hardy. Very boring read, but I've got to do it for school.
LiteratureRe: Glimpse: A Novella by Illuminatus(op): 7:17pm On Aug 26, 2014
s3nn2x: Hmmm....
Definitely a glimpse grin grin grin grin
And you don't like the length? It seems you like the story in general...smiley

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