Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 2:26pm On May 21, 2015 |
SIRcumalot: I see you're drizzt fan I think it is the fact that his father remarried am not so sure, you should give more detail but I don't fact is relevant to the story. Heard good things about the Martian have got the audiobook version haven't gotten around to listen sha, Yeah. Homeland is still my favorite Salvatore novel. But I'm deeply in love with the Cleric Quintet series... :-). I've solved the puzzle about that Vaelin said. Thanks. The Martian is so far...good. The character is funny and entertaining. The plot isn't loose and plausible. |
Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 1:58pm On May 21, 2015 |
moneyallowed: I totally get you bro, it's not strange at all. If you compare the number of western novels i read to the african books, the ratio is about 1000:1, and i liked very few out of that little ratio. I plan to read more widely from the pool of African authors soon though. Just saying this so you won't take my personal favourites as a definitive guide. Since we got that out of the way, here goes..
Chaka by Thomas Mofolo. If you're looking for a classic rise and fall adventure story minus the happy ending, this is it.
An African Night's Entertainment by Cyprian Ekwensi. I have to say Cyprian is my favourite Nigerian author of all time and this is my favourite book of his. So i'm probably biased here 
Time Changes Yesterday by Nyengi Koin. I had to choose between this and Second Chance, in the end i went for it. Romance, coming of age story, it's good, very good
A Grain of Wheat by Ngugi Wa Thiongo. Of all the anti-colonial books written by Africans, i think this is the best. It has some disorienting flashbacks though so be prepared
Memoirs of A Porcupine by Alain Mabanckou. It's funny as hell yet so deep, i think he meant it as a satire. And yes, it's about a porcupine, don't worry it's not just the porcupine. The main problem with the book is his writing style. There are no commas, or full stops. Takes some getting used to but when you do it's worth it. If you don't dig it, try Broken Glass by the same guy
Dust by Yvonne Owuor. Best book i've read recently by an african author. If i have to include someone contemporary, she's my pick. The books strength is the beautiful descriptions, they're so rich that when you're done it feels like you actually visited Kenya.
Now for plays, i love plays so i'll have to include some. Most of the ones i know are by nigerian authors so that's why it's like this. I'll pick Holding Talks by Ola Rotimi, just cos it was a play about nothing really. Morountodon and Other Plays and Twingle Twangle by Femi Osofisan just cos it's Osofisan. Death of A King's Horseman by Wole Soyinka, oh and Trials of Brother Jero too. Finally i'll pick The Ozidi Saga by John Pepper Clark, cos it's the closest african work i've seen to The Odyssey, and no i am not exaggerating. I would have added The Palm wine Drinkard by Amos Tutuola but since you didn't enjoy Famished Road, maybe not cos they're kinda similar I don't read much of African novels too. In fact, the only contemporary African author I read is Adiche and then my friends on Facebook who produce good flash fiction. For some reason even I can't decipher, I don't enjoy old classics. |
Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 9:18am On May 21, 2015 |
So, I read the Blood Song by Anthony Ryan. I just finished it and I admit that it's an entertaining book. Quite different from R. A. Salvatore's work. I particularly enjoyed the ending, the suspense that was built up and the intrigue that came with the revelation of the witcher's son. However, it was nothing like The Furies of Calderon from Codex Alera, which is what I was expecting. Shrug. Anyway, the first time Vaelin met his half sister, he made a comment about wondering why his father did something and how he now knew. That part didn't make full sense to me. What was he talking about? I've looked for the second book. I couldn't find it from my trusted sites. Anyway, I guess I have to use torrents which I can't do with my iPhone. Could anybody help me with it somehow? Thanks. In the meantime, I'll be reading The Martian by Andy Weir and probably The Blood of Olympus after that. |
Politics › Re: Luxembourg Prime Minister Weds Gay Lover In A Church!!!...sooo Sad by Illuminatus(m): 6:02am On May 17, 2015 |
Obi1kenobi: Stupid logic. That's like asking a barren woman that if her mother was barren, would she be barren today. *thumbs up* |
Computers › Re: Please Suggest Good and interesting Applications For My new Laptop by Illuminatus(m): 7:56am On May 16, 2015 |
Microsoft Office, Windows Media Player, Jet Audio Player, Opera browser, Internet Video Downloader, Corell Draw, Simple Server, and lots of games (GTA, Zuma, Winning Eleven, Mortal Combat :-D). You can easily find these at the aforementioned site. |
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Illuminatus(m): 11:34pm On May 15, 2015 |
Damascus by Conjure One |
Education › Re: Noun Student Fight For Your Future by Illuminatus(m): 12:06pm On May 12, 2015 |
I don't see discrimination here. What I see is fraudulent misrepresentation by the school authority in continuously assuring you people that you could go to Law School and the Youth Service programme. You don't have much options o. I would suggest you sue the school for lying to the lot of you. Beyond that, you can't force the Council of Legal Education and the National Youth Service Corp to recognize the school like that o. Shrug. Good luck. |
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Illuminatus(m): 6:56pm On May 09, 2015 |
Gregorian - Meditazone from Masters of the Chant |
Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 6:46am On May 09, 2015 |
Reading Harlan Coben's latest work: The Stranger. I'm about 12% in and I know I like it already. Coben always delivers... |
Family › Re: Please I Need Help. by Illuminatus(m): 4:39pm On May 08, 2015 |
You should call your husband. No, it isn't to keep him from hungry ladies. He is your husband. You should call him because he is the father of your children (I hope). You should call him because you should be concerned. Don't throw away the baby with the bath water. |
Career › Re: The Next Step..i'm Confused (my Career Choice) by Illuminatus(m): 4:30pm On May 08, 2015 |
I'll begin with a comment that "what you're good at" and "what you love" are often not the same. I think the balance is being good at what we love, or loving what we're good at. That said, I find it quite hard to give you a clear cut advice on what to do with your life. I guess that you could work toward being a writer/author, critic/reviewer, music video/film director or a producer. But that's all it is, a guess. Your current academic qualification is so different from your passion but that isn't too bad. You could get training on any of those ventures and maybe with a lot of work and luck, you'll make it. |
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Illuminatus(m): 4:16pm On May 08, 2015 |
For some unfantomable reason, my iPhone 5s screen has refused to work. It was working just fine throughout the day till after I used the Xender app. Suddenly, when I wanted to use the phone, it proved unresponsive. The lock and home button work perfectly fine except that the phone hasn't recognized my finger print since this issue started. I've searched for solutions on Google but so far, this looks like an isolated event. Any help on how to fix this? |
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Illuminatus(m): 5:32pm On May 07, 2015 |
Hello by Beyonce from I Am... Sasha Fierce. |
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Illuminatus(m): 4:21pm On May 02, 2015 |
Trade dead or what? |
Crime › Re: Gays And Their Crazy Confusion!! by Illuminatus(m): 5:54pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
It's not THEIR confusion. It's actually, YOUR confusion. Gay couples simply want to enjoy equal rights as straight couples do. That isn't confusion. The confusion is because you people don't know how to accept it yet. |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Need A Script Writer by Illuminatus(m): 5:50pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
PaulCI: You know i took a glimpse at your novella and immediately i discovered why you're bitter. Don't understand? Go back and read every single one of the feedback you got... It wont take long its still the first page...then you sit down and concentrate on whats important mr. Crayon. Thank you, Sherlock. I rest my case. |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Need A Script Writer by Illuminatus(m): 5:33pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
PaulCI: Simple! Because you're a thief. Only sad and negative people like you think there's nothing good out there or nothing positive in others. Your likes are the sole reason the scums of the earth are ever increasing...spreading negativity, lies, hate, mistrust and filth everywhere you go. I got synposis from real people and we are working on the project. Wrong answer. People like me as realistic and having come face to face with people you've described wonderfully well (wonder why that is), we realize that we should guard ourselves and our (intellectual) properties from people (like you) who come in the guise of helping. |
Family › Re: How Do People Sustain Friendships? by Illuminatus(m): 9:49am On Mar 30, 2015 |
bangleslover: Thanks alot...
The problem is how to let them in....i keep my feelings to my self most times. find it difficult to express myself except when writing or chatting. You don't have to take bold steps quickly. Just take little steps. When you find someone who you're comfortable with, it'll become relatively easy. But for the moment, test the waters, push your limits. I wish I could be more helpful. |
Family › Re: How Do People Sustain Friendships? by Illuminatus(m): 9:15am On Mar 30, 2015 |
Friendship is a two way thing. You let them in, they let you in. A little give and take. Since you can form friendships, sustaining them is pretty easy. It simply requires you to keep doing what you have started doing. Being there most of the time. Call up the person once in a while, chat with them, spend time with them, go out, do stuff. Little things matter. Good luck. |
Family › Re: Was I Wrong To Have Moved Out Of My Parents' Place? by Illuminatus(m): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2015 |
masonkz: Yea, thanks. I've decided to sha be visiting them as often as I can, and call home too.
Thanks bro, I'm sure you've finished all the Dan Brown books by now  oh, yes! I've finished everything, and re read some of them more than thrice. I'm currently working on reading everything by Harlan Coben.  |
Family › Re: Was I Wrong To Have Moved Out Of My Parents' Place? by Illuminatus(m): 6:03pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Mason, your decision to move isn't faulted. Our parents always have problems with our logic, they always "know" better. With time, they'll come to accept your decision. It's sad that people have hijacked this thread for their homophobic logic... |
Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
The Enemy by Tom Wood. Just got done with Convert One by Robert Ludlum. |
Family › Re: The Powerful Slap Of Yoruba Mothers. by Illuminatus(m): 12:16pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Jeez. Thankfully, I never came across these slaps. The few times my mom did slap me, I think it hurt her more than it hurt me.... |
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Need A Script Writer by Illuminatus(m): 8:38pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
PaulCI: rst of all i do sincerely hope im not breaking any rules posting this here. Im new to nairaland and i hope Seun understands. (Seun, i hope you understand).
I see a lot of creative writings here from very talented minds and im proud that you're nigerians. Now, im actually here because i need to find a writer who has got a story that can be made into a blockbuster movie. Revolution Picture entertainment wants to a good and well told story to make into a movie. As our name suggests we do not make the "normal" regular home movies we see everyday without depth...moral...proper story. We are here to revolutionise the industry and we are going to need you. I thought of a place to find a suiting story and i came to seek the writers, You. If you thinm you've got that story, then it's time we talked. Email me on my personal email address ichimalu@yahoo.com. I'll attend to you faster than when you mail us on the corporate email. Thank you. And i pray you never lose your muse and never hit the writers block. ichimalu@yahoo.com Why do I feel that you could steal someone's sort and make it yours? 1 Like |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: THE SEARCH (a 7minutes Movie) by Illuminatus(m): 2:03pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
I couldn't find the like button. On Facebook, that is. I like it. Cool. Interesting. Hope that guy showered with detail and detergent? Lol |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My Photography I Think You Would Love Them by Illuminatus(m): 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
I love the one with the girl up and down. Fabulous. Great!!! |
Literature › Broken by Illuminatus(op): 7:14am On Jan 18, 2015*. Modified: 2:58am On Mar 13, 2017 |
Story has been taken down by me |
Literature › Broken by Illuminatus(op): 7:06am On Jan 18, 2015*. Modified: 2:59am On Mar 13, 2017 |
Story has been taken down by me 2 Likes |
Education › Re: 2014 NLNG Undergraduate Scholarship Shortlist Is Now Available by Illuminatus(m): 1:06pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
aliumujib: Nope, the page just reloads. Nothing loads Maybe that's the site's way of keeping you guys from printing. Did you contact them about this yet? |
Education › Re: 2014 NLNG Undergraduate Scholarship Shortlist Is Now Available by Illuminatus(m): 1:09am On Nov 23, 2014 |
aliumujib: Still couldn't print photcard Does the photocard load? Can you see it on the computer screen? |
Education › Re: 2014 NLNG Undergraduate Scholarship Shortlist Is Now Available by Illuminatus(m): 6:52pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
If you're going to write the test in PH (from Enugu) and wanna connect, quote me or something so I'll contact you  . |
Education › Re: 2014 NLNG Undergraduate Scholarship Shortlist Is Now Available by Illuminatus(m): 10:03pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
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