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TravelRe: Flood Sweeps Four-year-old Boy Away In Lagos by illuminutty: 8:29am On Apr 17, 2023
But I thought the senile greedy corrupt cocaine pusher from Conakry said he tamed the flood in Lagos.

How come flood is still carrying people in Lagos while he is on his sick bed in France?

PoliticsRe: Electoral Disagreements Should Not Fester Beyond Polls – Fashola by illuminutty: 8:06am On Apr 17, 2023
The old senile corrupt Guianese heroin trafficker should stop using his minions to disturb our ears. We are in court.

PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Wins Kogi PDP Governorship Primary Election by illuminutty: 7:34pm On Apr 16, 2023
PDP is mad. Dino of all people. Wealth without enterprise.
LiteratureRe: “I Strongly Disagree With Prof. Soyinka” - Chimamanda Adichie by illuminutty: 7:18am On Apr 12, 2023
Odelywa
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Open Fire On Police Patrol In Ikorodu, One Dead, Three Injured by illuminutty: 5:13pm On Apr 10, 2023
😂 good
CareerRe: I Want To Relocate To Uyo Without Job Assurance by illuminutty: 1:56pm On Apr 10, 2023
Lol
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Daniel Nwunuji (UBA Staff) In Taraba (Photos) by illuminutty: 1:55pm On Apr 10, 2023
The staff probably voted APC. 😂
RomanceRe: Man Helps Hookup Girl Off The Street by illuminutty: 3:36pm On Apr 09, 2023
She will relapse soon
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap 80 Children In Zamfara by illuminutty: 8:12pm On Apr 07, 2023
I will drink a bottle of cold trophy for every bad news on NL. 😂
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila Meets All Speakership Aspirants by illuminutty: 8:07pm On Apr 07, 2023
The chief of staff to the senile old corrupt drug trafficker. 😂

Back from ban with a better phone on 5G. Ndi iro ntoooooor

Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Launches Air Raids On Gaza, Lebanon (Pictures) by illuminutty: 6:06pm On Apr 07, 2023
Scatter Gaza

Israel the dot country that is a pain in the Nyash of ndi NA Aku Isi NA ala.


😂😂😂😂
CrimeRe: I Raped & Killed A Lady Because She Refused To Sleep With Me — Choirmaster by illuminutty: 5:28pm On Apr 07, 2023
Castrate him asap.

I am back.

Meanwhile, Nairaland looks good in iPhone 13 Pro Max.
AutosRe: Abuja Big Boys Storm Venue As Skyewise Group Unveils New Automobile Showroom by illuminutty: 3:46pm On Apr 04, 2023
Na that pishure of Alex asslicking reports spoil everything. grin grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Young Treasure Jax Gears Up Towards Her Dream In Modeling, Releases Stunning Pho by illuminutty: 12:50pm On Apr 04, 2023
Lolo
PoliticsRe: Fayemi ‘Hustling’ To Become Tinubu’s Foreign Affairs Minister- Sahara Reporters by illuminutty: 11:53am On Apr 04, 2023
It has always being about their belly. Nothing more, nothing less.

The drug lord and his gang of greedy thieves are about to loot the country to the last kobo.

CelebritiesRe: Billionaire Kids DJ Cuppy And Kiddwaya Dancing To Davido’s New Song by illuminutty: 9:55am On Apr 04, 2023
This one na rich pipu wahala.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Receives DG Of SMEDAN, Olawale Tunde Fasanya by illuminutty: 8:49am On Apr 04, 2023
Star Boy!

If only APC had presented this man, we wouldn't have the bedridden senile old greedy corrupt drug pusher gasping for his last breath in a French hospital.

I would not even have been shouting PO upandan.

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Chude Meets With Chief Innocent Chukwuma (Photo) by illuminutty: 9:40pm On Apr 03, 2023
Obi effect and grace.

Tell me about building a house with the stones the enemies threw at you.

Remember Joseph had to go to prison for his star to shine and his greatness to manifest.

CelebritiesRe: Court Grants Portable Bail by illuminutty: 12:20pm On Apr 03, 2023
Akoi wetin again 😆 🤣 😂

EducationRe: Seyi Makinde Renames University After Ajimobi (Photos) by illuminutty: 9:08am On Apr 03, 2023
Imagine a region that has Makinde, Osinbajo, Adeshina and Ambode could because of godfatherism and cowardice present a bedridden senile old corrupt drug trafficker as a president.

What a shame.

No be juju be that?

PoliticsRe: Interim Govt A Plot By APC, DSS To Subvert Election Tribunal, Says PDP by illuminutty: 8:14am On Apr 03, 2023
The only people that can institute interim government is the government in power. Could it be that the CPC arm of APC does not want to hand over power to the ACN drug cartel arm of APC?

Anything is possible with this APC that took APC to court over APC policy.

The bedridden drug trafficker is in trouble.

PoliticsRe: There Will Be No Interim Govt In Nigeria – Primate Ayodele In New Prophecy by illuminutty: 2:08pm On Apr 02, 2023
Whoever that comes will preside over the affairs of all Nigerians regardless of party, ethnic or religious affiliations.

The only thing is that someone like the senile corrupt greedy old heroin trafficker will do more damage than any other person. The country will be termed a narco country like Colombia and Bolivia, where he already wired Lagos State funds for drugs.

PoliticsRe: Obiajulu Uja Arrested At Abuja Airport Mentally Challenged – Lawyer by illuminutty: 8:46pm On Apr 01, 2023
N3TRAL:
The suspect in question has left the league of Kanu and Ekpa. He's in the class of Osama Bin Laden and Abdulmutallab.
I agree but you missed their grand patron... Shetima.
TravelRe: Lagos Govt To Repair Third Mainland Bridge On Sunday by illuminutty: 6:55pm On Apr 01, 2023
Unrated900:
Business indeed drop ur line
It will be difficult for you to progress in life.
TravelRe: Lagos Govt To Repair Third Mainland Bridge On Sunday by illuminutty: 5:11pm On Apr 01, 2023
Unrated900:
Drop your phone number if your claim about jagaban is true.
Then we will take it from there
See the mumu I almost called for business yesterday. Your stupidity is extraordinary.
TravelRe: Lagos Govt To Repair Third Mainland Bridge On Sunday by illuminutty: 3:45pm On Apr 01, 2023
Only in Lagos will you see pot holes 🕳 on bridges and flyovers. Some sections of the bridge are so bad that if you are not used to driving on that route and you are a speed rider like me, you would crash and burn.

Bridge built by federal government but the state cannot maintain it because the senile old corrupt and greedy heroin trafficker will not allow his selected governors to use the funds meant for the development of the state to be used but transfer them to his drug associates in Colombia 🇨🇴 and Bolivia 🇧🇴.

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