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TravelRe: Flights Grounded In Abuja Over VIPs Movement by illuminutty: 9:04am On Apr 26, 2023
Una never see anything. Wait until the senile greedy old sickly corrupt cocaine pusher is sworn in. The VIP's will include high ranking drug cartels from all over the world including his associates in Guinea, Colombia, Bolivia and Mexico.

CrimeRe: Bebex Vs James Omolara: Lagos CP Orders Case Charged To Court, Removes DPO. by illuminutty: 8:44am On Apr 26, 2023
Parrot69:
cc: seun, justwise
You think Seun will do anything? lol

Flip the card, he would hand that guy 10 years ban. As long as it against Ndi Igbo Seun will let anybody get away with any tribal slur.
PhonesRe: Bluesky: Jack Dorsey Launches Twitter Alternative by illuminutty: 4:20pm On Apr 22, 2023
RIP twitter as Elon Musk has been bought over by the corrupt systems controlled by criminals such as the senile greedy corrupt drug pusher from Conakry.

PoliticsRe: Accident: Natasha Akpoti In Abuja Hospital (Photos) by illuminutty: 9:31am On Apr 20, 2023
She is still cute though but that mouth won't suck gbola for a while to come.

RomanceRe: My Partner’s Betrayal Has Pushed Me To Depression , Please Help by illuminutty: 5:00pm On Apr 19, 2023
concho:
...but I keep loosing weight and falling sick by day .

I’m currently depressed and don’t know what to do again
Because of a woman, another human being? God abeg ooo. Let me never get to this level of f00lishness in my life.

You are big big f00lish man for sticking around such a family where the entire household connived against you. You be mumu man.

FamilyRe: If Your Wife Mistakenly Sleeps With Another Man, Pray & Fight For Her - Bukunmi by illuminutty: 2:04pm On Apr 19, 2023
3xh9n:
Free!!
Ole

FamilyRe: If Your Wife Mistakenly Sleeps With Another Man, Pray & Fight For Her - Bukunmi by illuminutty: 2:03pm On Apr 19, 2023
Ment or meth?

RomanceRe: I'm in love with my Sister In Law, what do I do? by illuminutty: 6:27pm On Apr 18, 2023
Fuckam fess and see how you feel afterwards. If you no cum to your senses then your case is extraordinary as a finished man.
TravelRe: Deceased Stowaway Discovered On KLM Flight From Lagos (photo) by illuminutty: 5:06pm On Apr 18, 2023
That was suicidal.

Sometimes on international flights, I check the monitor in front of me and I see outside temperature -54 degrees. How would a human being think he would survive such a freezing temperature?
PoliticsRe: Malami Writes Buhari, Admits Nigeria Cannot Win OPL 245 Court Cases by illuminutty: 2:11pm On Apr 18, 2023
This is good.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Interview Experience by illuminutty: 12:03pm On Apr 18, 2023
Hehehe
PoliticsRe: All INEC National Commissioners In Closed-Door Meeting Over Adamawa Election by illuminutty: 11:54am On Apr 18, 2023
Mahmmod Yakubu is the greatest disaster to ever happen to Nigeria's electoral process.

He has set a terrible bad precedence for elections in Nigeria and it will get worse with the type of character coming to continue from where Buhari is leaving. We may have likely kissed goodbye to credible, fair and free election.

Future elections will probably be based on the highest provider of bribery, corruption, thuggery, bigotry, violence and mayhem.

What the Adamawa REC did was exactly what Yakubu did at the presidential election. While Nigerians were asleep, he sneaked in and declared a winner while results were still being collated.

The REC learned well from his master, Yakubu. In both cases, there were allegations of bribery. The only difference is the amount of money and currency involved. The oga was paid in dollars while the apprentice was paid in Naira.

CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Kidnapping And Burying Three-Year-Old Boy In Katsina (Photo) by illuminutty: 11:52am On Apr 18, 2023
He voted APC

PoliticsRe: Oyebanji At Iftar, Hails Religious Harmony In Ekiti by illuminutty: 11:51am On Apr 18, 2023
Juju man

CelebritiesRe: Davido Hosts Press Conference Ahead Of April 23 Concert At Biggest Venue TBS by illuminutty: 11:46am On Apr 18, 2023
Like say him wan perform actual concert.

He will just carry a dead microphone and be jumping up and down miming from dj playlist. Only Burna Boy, ASA, 2Face and Femi Kuti will make me attend any Nigerian music concert because they will give you real live band and live performance. Others na just noise and gragra.

Why waste my money when I can listen to the same songs they will be miming on my Spotify playlist?


🐸 voice

SportsRe: FIFA Confirms Argentina As Host Nation For U-20 World Cup 2023 by illuminutty: 11:27am On Apr 18, 2023
Wetin concern us.
PoliticsRe: Okey Wali Kidnapped. NBA Appeals For His Release by illuminutty: 11:19am On Apr 18, 2023
Las las, everyone go collect.

The cashless policy and naira redesign were intended to curb this kind of news but the drug lord and his terrorist 2IC with their criminal governors wanted this kind of news to continue. Here we are today.

BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Inflation Rate Rises To 22.04%, NBS Reports by illuminutty: 11:00am On Apr 18, 2023
Una never see anything. It will reach, 88.9% by the time the old senile corrupt heroin trafficker start his mafioso and drug cartel policies.

Subsidy would be removed and transferred to the drug cartels in Colombia, Conakry, Bolivia and Mexico.

$1 = 1500
1 litre of fuel = 750
Electricity 30 minutes in 31 days.

Agberos will collect owo burial, owo egusi soup, owo knacking, owo shekpe, owo private cars and owo oxygen.

Brace up!!!

PoliticsRe: Soludo Embarks On An Unscheduled Visit To UNIZIK’s Forgotten Worsened Road by illuminutty: 10:54am On Apr 18, 2023
Solu nsi
RomanceRe: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by illuminutty: 10:09am On Apr 18, 2023
Only?
PoliticsRe: What Might Happen To Nigeria Currency After Subsidy Removal? by illuminutty: 9:37am On Apr 18, 2023
Expect anything good from the senile old corrupt and greedy drug trafficker from Guinea at your own peril.

PhonesRe: Apple Savings Account With 4.15% Interest Rate Launched by illuminutty: 7:38am On Apr 18, 2023
Is it available in Nigeria? I use iPhone 13PM and can't find this app on the phone?
FamilyRe: My Friend Is Currently Going Through A Divorce In UK &having A Hell Of A Time by illuminutty: 7:09pm On Apr 17, 2023
Your wife is not your relationship.
PoliticsRe: NLC President Joe Ajaero Visits Labour Party Headquarters (Pictures, Video) by illuminutty: 4:45pm On Apr 17, 2023
Good
FoodRe: How Much Is GARRI In Your Area? by illuminutty: 2:57pm On Apr 17, 2023
Why garri when there is smooth fufu?

FamilyRe: How Do I Get My Wife And Kid Back? I Really Love Her So Much by illuminutty: 2:50pm On Apr 17, 2023
Weak men everywhere. Tueh.
RomanceRe: Man Spends 21 Hours On His Knees Begging His Ex-Girlfriend To Take Him Back by illuminutty: 2:39pm On Apr 17, 2023
What a SIMPle man.

RomanceRe: Ladies, When You Are Upset, Do You Need Space Or Support? by illuminutty: 2:35pm On Apr 17, 2023
A credit alert is what she needs when she is upset.

PoliticsRe: Adejo Okeme Wins Labour Party’s Kogi Governorship Ticket by illuminutty: 1:47pm On Apr 17, 2023
Interesting...

Elluu P would win if the old corrupt drug pusher would not take his rigging machines of ballot box snatchers, thugs and corrupt INEC to steal the mandate of Kogi people.

EventsRe: Who Is To Pay For An Introduction Reception In A Bride House by illuminutty: 1:40pm On Apr 17, 2023
Who initiated the marriage?

Who initiated the visit and introduction?

Who are those that will eat the food and drink the drinks?

If one does not ask for a visit or introduction would the other bother about cooking of foods and providing drinks?

Answer these questions objectively then you will know who is supposed to pay.

HealthRe: Over 700 Nigerians Die From Oral Cancer Annually – Ehanire by illuminutty: 1:26pm On Apr 17, 2023
Stop sucking toto and prick but them no go hear.

Imagine one olosho sucking the rusted and molten balls of the senile greedy corrupt drug lord from Guinea. Why would she not get oral cancer? Tell me, whyhuh

CelebritiesRe: My Boyfriend Had Sex With Me 27 Times A Day: Monalisa Stephen. Ngozi Ezeh Reacts by illuminutty: 11:23am On Apr 17, 2023
So?

Problem with 2 minutes man. Even all the minutes multiplied by 27 is not up to an hour. She just use style dey mock her so-called boyfriend.

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