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Forum Games › Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by illusion2: 7:24pm On Sep 02, 2009
where is 'she'?
Christianity Etc › Re: Queen Of Sheba Took Off At The Arrival Of Bishop Oyedepo by illusion2: 6:59pm On Sep 02, 2009
Ajara Ewuro,
Are u in London legally ?  undecided
Politics › Re: Daughter Kills Mother by illusion2: 10:07pm On Sep 01, 2009
Super Story ! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Letz Honour Our Ugly Nairalanders by illusion2: 3:57pm On Sep 01, 2009
ahmedoo:
sweetie pie i had to check out your profile, i saw your picture. i expected far far more than wat i saw.
ahmedoo. . . just say it as it is. . .Sweetie pie is . . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

A classic case of pot calling kettle. .
Politics › Re: Ceclia Ibru Collapses In Court : hounded By Mosquitoes In Efcc Custody ! by illusion2(op): 2:55pm On Sep 01, 2009
sorry duplicate thread. . . see the story here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-317540.0.html
Politics › Ceclia Ibru Collapses In Court : hounded By Mosquitoes In Efcc Custody ! by illusion2(op): 2:53pm On Sep 01, 2009
http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=153288


[b]After a Weekend with Mosquitoes, Cecilia Ibru Collapses in Court[/b]By Francis Ugwoke, 09.01.2009

The former Chief Execu-tive Officer of Oceanic International Bank Plc, Mrs. Cecilia Ibru, collapsed yesterday in court after battling mosquitoes in the custody of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commis-sion (EFCC) where she spent last weekend.
Ibru had surrendered herself to the EFCC last Wednesday at the commission’s Lagos office and rather than release her after interrogation, she was detained throughout the weekend.
The former Oceanic Bank CEO slept on a mattress in a four-wall room in EFCC detention camp.
Ibru’s lawyer told THISDAY last night that because of lack of power and the fact that EFCC had no diesel for its generator, at 7pm most days the former Oceanic boss’ room would normally be infested with mosquitoes.
Although Ibru was with her doctor, Major-General Gabriel Ovadje (rtd), in detention, the doctor was, however, restricted to the waiting area downstairs, a heartbeat away from the detention room.
Efforts by the doctor to get the EFCC officials to make diesel available for the generator yielded no fruit as they were said to have insisted they had no such brief.
The former Oceanic CEO who has been married to Olorogun Michael Ibru for close to 45 years is used to comfort.
Ibru, who all along appeared stressed up, suddenly collapsed in the dock after 18 of the 25-count charge had been read to her.
The development, which caused panic in the court, stalled proceedings for about 10 minutes before her doctor, who had accompanied her to the court, attended to her and certified her fit to continue with the trial. 
EFCC could not be reached last night to react to the lack of power at their detention centre on Awolowo Road, Ikoyi.
Christianity Etc › Re: ! by illusion2(op): 9:25pm On Aug 31, 2009
;d  ;d  ;d  ;d
Christianity Etc › ! by illusion2(op): 1:33pm On Aug 31, 2009
Sports › Re: Where Is Julius Aghahowa by illusion2: 11:57am On Aug 31, 2009
ogalanya:
Since they used the guy in dat ROBB advert, he has been havin catahrr. grin
lol ! Im leg just de suffer muscle pull !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 11:45am On Aug 31, 2009
bgees:
AND CAN WE GET UP AFTER THIS BOLTON WIN.
YES WE CAN !!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss[/center]
Politics › Re: Yar'adua's Wife Turai Is Fighting For A Second Term by illusion2: 11:52pm On Aug 30, 2009
bluespice:
can we pull a japan come 2011?
i mean vote out the stupid gang of money hungry, half educated,ass kissing, irresponsible idiots called PDP ?
no we can't. . . . . .japan & co have a system in place - strong independent institutions (electoral body,police,judiciary etc) we haven't even started work on these. . . .so NO ,we can't 'pull a japan' on the MTFs forgive my french. . . . . unfortunately cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Can Nigeria Police Be Reformed? How? by illusion2: 6:59pm On Aug 30, 2009
The solution is state/local govt  police .
Crime › Re: Togo (nigerian) Man Admits Smuggling Girls To Nj Hair Salons by illusion2: 4:59pm On Aug 30, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:
Is Kobojunkie not aware of the fact that Yorubas exist in Togo?

Do you have evidence proving the man is from Nigeria? "LMFAO"
Obviously. . . .she's not as intelligent as we had thought. undecided

Yoruba,Hausa or igbo name doesn't automatically identify a Nigerian . . . .duh ! sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2009
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Politics › Re: CIBN Removes Erastus Akingbola by illusion2(op): 12:36am On Aug 29, 2009
Jarus:
The action is not hasty . Infact,ICAN is stricter and doesn't joke with integrity. If it were ICAN, they would go further to suspend his membership, and make him face disciplinary panel, and may totally expel him. For conniving wt Abacha to steal just 100m, Anthony Ani, a former ICAN president lost his membership.
@Jarus,I no blame u,all these our politicians stealling billions don make N100 million naira 'just'. make God help us o !
Politics › Ppa Faction ? by illusion2(op): 12:40pm On Aug 28, 2009
Wonders shall never end. I just read the Progressive People's Alliance - PPA,the party owned by Orji Uzor Kalu and partially funded by the good people of Abia state. . . . . . has two factions !! shocked shocked shocked shocked

One loyal to Orji & the other to God knows who.

Why is there so much rubbish going on with Nigeria's political parties?? Faction here & there !!! Na wa o !!
Travel › Re: Bellview: The Worst Airline In Nigeria. Don't Try It! by illusion2: 8:34am On Aug 28, 2009
My advice (as of early 2008):

LOCAL FLIGHTS ; VIRGIN,ARIK

INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS: STICK WITH THE INT'L CARRIERS they cost more but its worth it .

I had a nasty experience in 2006 with Bellview from Accra,I felt so hurt I wrote a letter of complaint;to show how useless they are,not even an acknowledgement , some colleagues also wrote them after similar wishy washy service;no response.

Thats when I made up my mind they are beyond useless. Never let them deceive u with low fares, its just not worth it !!
Politics › Re: Yar'adua's Wife Turai Is Fighting For A Second Term by illusion2: 9:15pm On Aug 27, 2009
hollandis:
I still respect jang,the governor of jos, for giving her a piece of his mind.Lai lai she no go ever go jos till she die.
hollandis, What did david jang tell her?? Pls post reference ,thanks wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 8:12pm On Aug 27, 2009
Hi Guys,
Not a bad draw;


Group E

LIVERPOOL
Lyon
Fiorentina
Debrecen (Hungary)

It could have been worse,one could have had Barca or one of those bad boys cheesy.

So we need to take each game as it comes,I'm confident we'll top the group so we can have a favourable knock out leg.
[center]

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss
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Politics › Re: CIBN Removes Erastus Akingbola by illusion2(op): 7:53pm On Aug 27, 2009
I partially see reason with crude oil :

Did the man make mistakes = YES smiley

Should he suffer for the mistakes = ABSOLUTELY cool

Should the mistakes wipe away any good he has ever done = CERTAINLY NOT shocked shocked shocked

Like someone once said,the reason 'Abacha's corruptly acquired money' became 'Abacha Loot' was because the man died. . . . . I doubt if he stole a fraction of IBB's 'corruptly acquired money'. sad

In essence,its not the thief that gets punished,but he who gets caught . . . , . cheesy


John 8: 7 : "So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her"

Make una free the man jo ! angry
Food › Re: Is There Any Romantic Nigerian Food? by illusion2: 3:34pm On Aug 27, 2009
To be candid,avoid frying and all our naija carbs (tuwo,eba,amala,starch,semo,iyan,lafun etc) wink cheesy
Politics › Re: CIBN Removes Erastus Akingbola by illusion2(op): 3:28pm On Aug 27, 2009
I feel sorry for the man as well.

I hope he gets out quickly & learns from it all,whether we like it or not his bank provided employment/business for tens of thousands of Nigerians smiley
Politics › CIBN Removes Erastus Akingbola by illusion2(op): 12:47pm On Aug 27, 2009
Akingbola has been replaced as the head of CIBN

LAGOS (AFP) – The umbrella body of Nigerian bankers, the CIBN, announced Thursday that it had replaced its president, who was recently sacked by the country's central bank for running his own bank into insolvency.

The Chartered Institute of Bankers of Nigeria said in a statement published in the local media that it was replacing Erastus Akingbola with its first vice president Laoye Jaiyeola, following a shakeup across the sector.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists: Empirical Reasoning For The Existence Of God by illusion2: 12:45pm On Aug 27, 2009
Wait o,can't zero(0) be something ? huh
Food › Re: Is There Any Romantic Nigerian Food? by illusion2: 12:28pm On Aug 27, 2009
good ol' P soup with 'ata re'(alligator pepper) tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists: Empirical Reasoning For The Existence Of God by illusion2: 10:00am On Aug 27, 2009
posakosa:
lol, he just felt like blowing some grammar , grin grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy logic & mathematics not grammar pls grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 9:58am On Aug 27, 2009
chic2pimp:
WHO IS THIS THREAD'S MODERATOR. ABEG MAKE UNA CHANGE THE TITLE TO LOSERPOOL FC-THE SHITTY REDS grin
no be ur fault. . . . . like I said lets see where we all are in April/May tongue
Politics › Re: Must Watch Video About Lagos State Population. by illusion2: 12:18am On Aug 27, 2009
Please translate what u mean

[quote author=IKEYMAN!!! link=topic=310183.msg4429275#msg4429275 date=1251327247]so much trait in this thread

yes ahah quote me!!

im all in your face!

hmmm welcome with open arm yea? lipsrsealed

cool cool cool cool cool[/quote]



in any Nigerian language if u have problems with english.


Thanks wink
Politics › Re: Must Watch Video About Lagos State Population. by illusion2: 11:58pm On Aug 26, 2009
[quote author=IKEYMAN!!! link=topic=310183.msg4429275#msg4429275 date=1251327247]so much trait in this thread

yes ahah quote me!!

im all in your face!

hmmm welcome with open arm yea? lipsrsealed

cool cool cool cool cool[/quote]undecided undecided huh
Politics › Re: Must Watch Video About Lagos State Population. by illusion2: 11:16pm On Aug 26, 2009
Beaf:
The ND feeds Lagos state, just like any other part of Nigeria. You are the one mentioning "tribe" here. Is the ND not feeding Lagos state? Can Lagos state feed itself, why are you running from the truth and reality?
Have you cautioned those who are talking about how Lagos needs its taxes and the FG should pitch in even more oil money to help?
this is where people need to open their minds. . . the way lagos is going,the internally generated revenue will surpass the monthly allocation,so stop deceiving urself. Its the states that have no economic activity that rely on the 'Niger Delta'. All over the world oil producing countries are diversifying their economy at a very fast pace-Dubai,qatar etc,so if u feel lagos will collapse once the oil dries up u have another thing coming. This is not Borno or Zamfara.

Even kano can survive w/out monthly allocation,if they can rein in on fudamentalists and erase corruption in the name of Sharia. I repeat ECONOMIC ACTIVITY drives an economy ,not necessarily natural resources. If u're from ND ,pls tell your governors to wake up to this fact.

I live you with Federal monthly allocation for July 2009


U'll see total allocation to Lagos('Niger Delta Money' +VAT) is[b] N5 Billion[/b]

Internally generated Rev is reported to have hit [url=http://leadershipnigeria.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1312:lagos-internally-generated-revenue-hits-n14bn&catid=18:business-news&Itemid=77[/b]] 14 billion[/url]

So the earlier u wake up from your illusions the better
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists: Empirical Reasoning For The Existence Of God by illusion2: 11:01pm On Aug 26, 2009
@Deep Sight nice try,
Its refreshing to have some deep logical discussion devoid of curses,insults & innuendos.  wink

I'll be patiently waiting for your update. . . . . .searching for my o'level further maths textbooks  grin

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