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Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 9:41am On Sep 15, 2009
Whats happening ?. . . . .I tot u had posted the part where they got to Raymond's house?? Can't see it here again. . .must be the SPAM thingy  undecided
Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 9:37am On Sep 15, 2009
yee ! dis girl don fall o ! shocked shocked

Green Lantern ! really fond memories of my comic days. . . .nice one M wink
Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 11:30pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
Okay, I'll try n hit u up tho' my YIM is acting freaky---people say I'm offline when I'm not - crap like that. Hope it works favourably 2night---!
k,thanks wink
Celebrities › Re: Your Best And Worst Nigerian Comedian? by illusion2: 11:26pm On Sep 14, 2009
Tho' its been over a year
Best- basket mouth by a mile very original and fully loaded repertoire. . . worst is teju babyface. . .he tries too hard. . . cry
Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 11:15pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
^^^Don't encourage me grin!!! Once I start, it'll be hard to stop. But you're right though: purple does sort of suit me---- wink cheesy.
. . wink
Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 11:00pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:

Hmmn, I'm really starting to like this coloured-font thingy. Might get used to it tongue smiley.
Yeah,& it kinda suits u too sha. . . .just stating facts o ! Don't forget spacing & diff font faces too wink
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 10:19pm On Sep 14, 2009
debosky:
I am not claiming forensic accuracy, my figures are indicative.
Ok now  wink

debosky:
The state is poor - per capita 'income' is a measure that is largely irrelevant to the lives of Bayelsa indigenes. They do not have schools, hospitals nor roads regardless of what the economic 'statistic' says.
They have,maybe not enough. . . . . .
debosky:
Don't get yourself twisted into knots trying to split hairs - the import of my post is clear: Bayelsans are poor and not getting the type of benefits from their State Government as they should. Spending 20billion on a white elephant project is symptomatic of that.
Nobody's getting twisted,most of what you're saying is common knowledge,we just need to be clear & more accurate on these issues. I already confirmed 'Gov Gloryland' is a mumu. . . .  wink
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 9:32pm On Sep 14, 2009
debosky:
How is it false?
ND states collect 13% derivation - add to that statutory allocations and local government funds and you get a figure close to 30%.
Debo ,your maths may not be entirely accurate embarassed
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 9:24pm On Sep 14, 2009
debosky:
Poorest in terms of quality of life - low educational attainment, low medical penetration, lack of infrastructure and so much more - compared to any of the other ND states, it is clearly behind.
These have to do with development. . .so they're arguably the LEAST DEVELOPED not poorest. Like someone posted earlier ,they have one of the highest per capita income(if not the highest) in Nigeria. . .  .so the state isn't 'poor'. It may be a matter of semantics,but you need to make your points clearer  wink
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 9:01pm On Sep 14, 2009
debosky:
I CANNOT keep Sylva's issue to him - he is not a private individual, he is the governor of the poorest and least developed ND state who is spending ridiculous amounts on pointless projects instead of lifting his people out of poverty. He is as culpable as anyone else and very much a part of the ND problem by his actions.
Poorest ,how? Please define,thanks smiley
Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 8:38pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
Thanks @illusion2 - I'm happy to have pleased u at last wink kiss-----will work on the visuals next time. Nice tip!!
Ive always been actually. . . . .I'm a budding writer myself. .  .we could exchange ideas- cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 8:34pm On Sep 14, 2009
tocdee:
Er, isn't this where Illusion and Maedan exchange phone numbers? wink wink wink kiss
Naaaah !,everyone knows my YIM tho'  cheesy


tocdee:
True.

Most people who senselessly slate Lucas only watch highlights of Liverpool matches. The lad has improved THOUGH I'd have him as back-up to Masch or Aquilani in most matches. He's a true proffesional.
Well said bro(s),my only concern has always been the depth of our bench,cos pursuing 4 titles ain't easy. . .at least 40 games per player (excluding internationals). . .  .so having a deep bench is reall important.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 7:47pm On Sep 14, 2009
mukina2:
no you are not good grin grin
But you know na wink
okay guys. . .lets briefly focus on Champions league - Debrecan. . . bring it on !!!
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YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE  kiss kiss kiss[/center]
Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 2:32pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
Kessy was really trying to conceal her moody state, barely listening as Tiara went on and on about some guy she’d just met at the party. Kessy was busy thinking about Max and how much attention he seemed to be paying to some girl he’d been dancing a lot with all night. She’d been happy at the beginning, when that her stunt with Chima had got Max flying over to “rescue” her. She’d deliberately played along with her boyfriend, letting him get away with stuff she’d never have done in the past, just to get Max jealous. But she saw now that she had only managed to get him mad at her.
   She knew this, because he had been ignoring her ever since, and even when she’d swallowed her pride and gone over to him to ask if he’d seen his sister, he’d barely even spared her a decent reply, turning back to continue talking with the group of friends he’d been with.
  Well, so far her plan had failed. It had been a stupid plan anyway – make Max jealous, and force him into admitting he had feelings for her. But all she’d done was push him further away.
  He’s never going to like me, she figured, sighing inwardly. Not the way she wanted him to like her anyway. She jumped when Tiara suddenly nudged her.
     “Sorry, did you say something?” she asked with a guilty start.
    “Great! You’re not even listening!” her friend cried. “I asked if you think Raymond is cute.”
    “Oh that. You mean that tall guy you were dancing with? Yeah, he’s very cute. Must play basketball or something, with that height. Do you think you guys will get together?”
   Tiara sighed dreamily. “I wish. I never wanted to have a boyfriend before I get into uni, but he really is so nice. And gorgeous! He’s like my dream guy.”
   “If you end up going out with him, then that means I’ll be the only one without a boyfriend,” Itoro complained.
   Her friends laughed. “Itoro, guys need to take you seriously first, before they can date you. You really need to stop being such a clown, then you’d probably get a boyfriend,” Kessy said.
   “Thanks for the tip,” Itoro replied with a wry twist of her lips.
   They finally got back to the party, only to discover that Max had been looking all over for them. “There you are,” he said, grabbing his sister’s arm. “I was beginning to think you’d all been kidnapped. It’s getting close to your curfew, ladies, time to go.” They let out wails of dismay, but he only shook his head. “It’s late, we need to get home or dad will be mad. And remember I have to drop your friends home too.”
   Tiara broke out of his grip. “At least let me try and say goodnight to my friend, Raymond. Please, Max.” She was already looking around frantically for him with worried eyes.
   “Okay, but make it quick. We’ll be waiting for you downstairs. Five minutes, Tiara,” he warned, and began herding the other two girls out of the room.
   “What about me, don’t I get the chance to say goodbye to my boyfriend?” exclaimed Kessy. He sent her a cool look.
   “Sorry, Kessy, but I can’t please everyone. Not tonight.” They were at the car now, and he unlocked the door.
    It was a quiet, breezy night, and the other houses on the street were mostly dark. Kessy took a deep breath to calm herself, swallowing the retort that would have burst from her, before getting into the car with Itoro.
   “The party was fun, wasn’t it guys? It’s just funny we hardly got to see the so-called celebrant,” Itoro observed.
   “Yeah, he’s either really shy or really stuck-up,” Kessy murmured, looking in Max’s direction as she added, “Don’t you just hate stuck-up guys, Itoro?”
   “I don’t know any stuck-up guys. I don’t know any guys, period,” she giggled. “But I’d probably hate them, so yeah. Stuck-up guys are the pits.”
    Max was silent, busy fiddling with the car’s music player, sliding in a CD. Soon the car was filled with rap music, and Kessy groaned out loud. “Oh no! Max, could we please not have that on right now?  My head is like splitting after all the excitement of tonight.”
   “Oh yeah, sorry,” he said, and off it went. She was surprised and pleased – she’d been so ready to pick a fight if he’d argued. Deflated and subdued, she glimpsed his face in the rear view mirror.  He was smiling at her, like he knew what she’d been up to. Going on about “stuck-up guys”. She felt stupid now, because that was the last thing Max was. She respected and adored him so much, and regretted making an ass of herself that night. She just hoped he wouldn’t think ill of her, and that things would just go back to normal. She liked that much better than being on his bad side.
   Tiara appeared just then, apologetic yet beaming. She’d found Raymond, who had been totally devastated that she was leaving. They’d exchanged numbers though, and he’d promised to call her soon. Her heart was singing when Max finally started the car and drove them home.
Cool. . . . . . . . .my suggestions are essentially aesthetic. . . . . some spacing,mixing up of fonts & colours would certainly enhace its visual appeal kiss
Sports › Re: Who Are You Going To Sopport In The World Cup by illusion2: 2:18pm On Sep 14, 2009
RSA:
Sierra leone cool
Too many bad guys here . . . . . grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 2:17pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
That's good to know. Thanks wink!
Most welcome ma'm wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 1:48pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
"Genuine"---I like the sound of that! I've been a[i] real[/i] Liverpool fan for years!! Got the jersey n all. And as for that thread----you say no insults, but are you sure there are any "girls aloud" grin grin?? Maybe I better be seen, not heard--- wink?!? grin
Cool. .  .no such thing. As may be well aware all these other fan threads are just full of opportunists,who waste no time insulting,swearing etc. . . . . .we are gentlemen & you can actually count the number of genuine Red fans on NL,so no probs. . . .and of course. . . I'll be there to protect you  smiley
Sports › Re: Who Are You Going To Sopport In The World Cup by illusion2: 1:42pm On Sep 14, 2009
mukina2:
Mukina2 angry grin
and why are you showing me Goat's vid angry
nor try am again oh
grin grin grin ,Muki u're too mooshhsh grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 1:36pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
Awww embarassed - shame about that. The rhymes are an acquired taste, so I'm not too offended cheesy----Nywyz, I'll be clocking in on the Liverpool thread soon - ! But you know u men and your football----
I beg no offend o ! the lipsrsealed starts with H & ends with shocked too naughty for your lovely eyes. . . . . . . anyways c u there princess cheesy

belive me no insults going on there ,u know almost all nigerians are either Goners,MANURE or Russians grin. . . . . . only genuine fans on our thread. . .
Sports › Re: Who Are You Going To Sopport In The World Cup by illusion2: 1:26pm On Sep 14, 2009
Bahrain (hope they beat NZL in the final play-off) & of course the usual suspects. . . . Brazil wink. The fact remains that no European team has won outside Europe. . . so I'll go with the samba boys cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 1:23pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
Back at cha wink kiss wink. I'm cool, so's Liver[i]pool[/i]!! Nuff Respeck!
wink. . . . tho' you haven't made your mark yet on our thread ,can't help but say this . . . . . . . your rhymes & limerick talent makes me lipsrsealed

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss[/center]
Politics › Re: Gani Was A Fake Muslim? Burial Plans Anti-islamic by illusion2: 1:15pm On Sep 14, 2009
GettysBurg:
Gulf Muslims feel like the most superior muslims and look down on all other Arab Muslims. All other Arab muslims look down on African muslims.
Now, Northern Muslims have little regard for their Southern brethren.
All this discrimination sef!
Almost correct,except Gulf Muslims are also divided between Sunni & Shi'a. . . . . . and Saudi muslims generally top the entire pile ,followed by the other Gulf muslims(Kuwaiti,Qatari,Omani,Emirati & Bahraini -in no particular order).

Which makes one come to the obvious conclusion that there is indeed a cultural aspect to religion. . . . . . . tho we try to deny it sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 12:50pm On Sep 14, 2009
maedan:
I  kiss Liverpoool!!!

grin cool
maedan:
^^^Ok. I'm glad they're making things happen----sooo underrated. So full of potential.
And BTW, I kiss Gerrard, too wink!
Sure? Dats good to know . . . . coming from the 'coolest babe' on NL  kiss kiss kiss



[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE  kiss kiss kiss[/center]
Politics › Re: Is ASUU Mad? by illusion2: 11:46am On Sep 14, 2009
hollandis:
I think you are mad undecided
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: The N60,000 U-turn In Port Harcourt by illusion2: 7:23am On Sep 14, 2009
mbulela:
forget NEPA, forget bad roads even forget Armed robbery at night.
These kind of scenarios are the reasons why some people are unwilling to return to Nigeria.
By the time you go through these process twice or thrice, you will be lucky to still have your sanity intact.
it will happen again because the traffic laws are imaginary and secondly you can be robbed and even maimed in the name of traffic officials.
another similar scenario is the one where you are robbed in broad day light by a robber pretending to hawk goods in traffic or sell Gala.
the state of lawlessness and a lack of security in some cities in Nigeria is nerve wrecking.
You got it bro.

To the OP,the reason the fines are so outrageous is because you're expected to 'negotiate' & 'settle'   cheesy , NOT pay the fines. Na oyinbo peeps like you go de follow due process  grin grin

But I'm really sorry about this,I have countless experiences like this from Local govt,LASTMA & FERMA in Lagos,at one time I had to lie that I was rushing to get money for my 'wife' who was delivering a baby before they let me go after settling of course,it boils down to the general lawlessness in our country. . . sad.really sad  cry cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Gani Was A Fake Muslim? Burial Plans Anti-islamic by illusion2: 7:01am On Sep 14, 2009
[center]Its amazing how human beings can judge who is a real muslim & who is not . . . . . . . I particularly like the Abacha & Wada Nas quotes wink. . . . hypocrisy is the name of the game in Nigeria cheesy[/center]
Family › Re: My Husband Won't Accept Our Son's Disability by illusion2: 8:49pm On Sep 13, 2009
Nairaland & its unique personalities. . . . . . . (italics,purple& bold text et al cheesy )

Oustrip(mama ibeji wink) has said it all:
Outstrip:
I am sorry but the man is an ASS. How can you call your own son stupid when it is clear that the child is suffering. A 4 year old child understands stupid and understands when someone does not love them. Don't have time to feel sorry for your husband. He is making that child's life a living hell. Focus on your child and get any help or assistance you can get. He can actually live a normal life if your husbands mental and emotional abuse does not do him in. This is how people use culture to excuse their wickedness.
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 6:31pm On Sep 13, 2009
Im definitely NOT summarising the entire ND issue on this Sylva /CNN clip,but I blame him for doing the Gloryland tour. . . Probably he should have taken them to the new 500 bed hospital or other similar projects. . . . sad
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 3:16pm On Sep 13, 2009
SapeleGuy:
Abuja is spending N257 Billion on a 10 lane expressway - Abuja contributes zero to the national economy. How can you justify that amount of money.
You guys should try constructive and evidence based criticism. I can't condemn people without evidence.
Bayelsa have built a 500 bed hospital, and 25 health centres, an international conference centre which is currently on the 18th floor of construction, before 2007 only 3 of the 8 local government areas were accessible by road, they have built 140km of roads to address this.
All of this in 2 years. If this was Fashola - some of you would be having orgasms. Did Fashola and Tinubu not buy a $20 million yacht which is now rusting in the harbour? What have you people said about that.
Two wrongs certainly make a right angry in some people's minds. . . . .like my people will say 'ojoro cancel' grin grin grin grin. . . . 'we own the resource & we can spend it as we wish ' cheesy cheesy cheesy . Governor Gloryland spend as you like . . .SapeleGuy is behind you. wink
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Disqualified For Foot Fault Against Kim Clijsters In Us Open 09 by illusion2: 3:08pm On Sep 13, 2009
hollandis:
I'm going to take this ball and shove it down your throat- BY SERENA WILLIAMS
I wish she stroked the ball at [s]that stupid Asian head[/s].
Serena f*cked up pure & simple. . . . , . . . .& please refrain from such crass racism,imagine if this was a forum for non-blacks & someone said that about you(or some other African) undecided .

She should have kept her cool,dats what champions are made of !! angry

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Culture › Re: Bachelors In Kano Go Into Hiding As ''Bachelor Hunter'' Goes On Prowl by illusion2: 3:03pm On Sep 13, 2009
Really cool. . , .  .anything to emphasise HAUSA/FULANI tradition and de-emphasise thuggery&evil in the name of religion  is most welcome  smiley

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