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Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 11:42am On Sep 13, 2009
I thnk this argument is getting ridiculous angry.

Justifying the embarrassment this mumu governor has brought upon Bayelsa & Nigeria is insulting to our collective intelligence.

Even more bizarre is the move to make this an ethnic/regional issue.

I watched 'CNN Backstory' that day & you could see the sarcasm in the voice of the CNN presenter.

The gov apart from the 'Star of David' slip even said he was inviting fellow citizens to join him in a game of golf !!!! shocked shocked shocked, to which the presenter very few could feed themselves let alone buy golf clubs.

Progress is not measured by gigantic buildings ,but basic human indices - clothing,feeding,shelther,education,health.

If the gov is confident he has achieved high scores in BHI in bayelsa,then by all means he should embark on such nonesense. Becos someone did it in India ,doesn't mean we have to do it here in Nigeria. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 11:28am On Sep 13, 2009
tocdee:
Yossi Benayoun is simply beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should be a first team regular, move gerrard back to the mid-field from time to time with Aquilani as back-up, Mascherano or Lucas as DM, Riera on the left and Babel on the bench (or at Ajax) and we'll be just fine!

YNWA
Captain fantastic is exactly where he's supposed to be . . . . we play 4-5-1 like the french ,i analysed it here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 5:43pm On Sep 12, 2009
@bgees,I tire for the mugu o ! ow can u give up before the league even kicks off fully? undecided undecided

Anyway :

illusion2:
We'll hit them HARD this weekend to celebrate England's WC qualification & Nigeria's flop.

[center]Final Score

The Mighty Reds 4:0 Burnley[/center]

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss[/center]
Where are the naysayers now huh? Am i good or what ? smiley smiley

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss[/center]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 5:40pm On Sep 12, 2009
illusion2:
We'll hit them HARD this weekend to celebrate England's WC qualification & Nigeria's flop.

[center]Final Score

The Mighty Reds 4:0 Burnley[/center]

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss[/center]
Where are the naysayers now huh? Am i good or what ? smiley smiley

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss[/center]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 12:20pm On Sep 12, 2009
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Dredge Niger River - What's Your Take? by illusion2: 11:52am On Sep 12, 2009
SapeleGuy:
Where is the Environmental Impact Assessment?
Word !
Politics › Re: Almanjeris Take Over Lagos by illusion2: 11:37am On Sep 12, 2009
larez:
Anambra jungle Chimpanzee. lol, why would I expect a jungle animal to be civil. Abeg, I forget where you come from.
Don't waste your time with dis boy-Bialegend,he's small boy with absolutely no brains. . . . cheesy Just check out all his previous posts&profile & u'll discover he's a sexual pervert as well. . . . . . .imagine taking a picture of his flaccid manhood & posting on NL shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 11:23am On Sep 12, 2009
Good news
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 10:58am On Sep 12, 2009
SapeleGuy:
fibre optic vision or not, I beg don't turn this into an ethnic debate. You must know that the 80% statistic you quoted only applies in the Northern Nigeria.

On a serious note, a list of 'white elephant projects' in the country would be very educational.
Na u dey turn am to ethnic debate sad . . . the gov screwed up. . , . . . . simple. . . lets not try to make sense of the senseless. cheesy

Votes must count in Nigeria,once they do everyone will sit up,but until then ,the gov knows he'll get re-elected as long as he keeps the PDP happy . . . . embarassed embarassed
Politics › Re: Almanjeris Take Over Lagos by illusion2: 10:48am On Sep 12, 2009
namun:
@illusion, thank u oh!!!
please tell them

my point is cant they go to their respective states to do such. please, they should go to where they came from. at least some governors are moving them.
look at the federal capital territory and some others.
Don't mind them. . . . .the gov of Kano state(Shekarau) said there's nothing wrong with ALMAJIRI shocked shocked shocked shocked. Tell me,can his children carry plates and beg all over the town,exposed to the elements ,without proper clothing & shelter? huh

Its only in Nigeria,they abuse the great religion of Islam,I live in a Muslim arab country,if someone steals they send him/her to prison NOT cut off his/her hand. . . . .but not in Nigeria. . . .they are very holy. . . they know the Qu'ran more than anyone else. . . . . .awon olofo !
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Is A slowpoke And Idiot. And I Hate Him by illusion2: 10:31am On Sep 12, 2009
Bialegend:
Mugu, and you actually believed such photo is actually me? That is even if i am the person that you are reffering to. Do you even know me physically? How dumb and childish you sound with this idioti.c comment that doesn't have anything to do with the discussion at hand. Ewu cambia.
Look at this yeye boy , just like Yar'Adull ,you are a liar,slowpoke & an idiot.  This is the link, the picture of an excessively large breasted black woman   shocked shocked in your current profile also confirms you are indeed a sexual pervert,so taking a picture of your blockos definitely isn't beyond you  tongue .

So you have added another disgusting attribute to your already full cup of vices(liar,incoherent MTF,tribalist,slowpoke,slowpoke,idiot and now sexual pervert),I wonder what you're doing in the politics section ?  undecided
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Is A slowpoke And Idiot. And I Hate Him by illusion2: 12:17am On Sep 12, 2009
Bialegend:
Ewu cambia, good that i knocked you off and it touched your moronic mind which made you go digging into my past noble comments. You can change some alphabets in my comments as much as you want to suit your warped mind. Ewu, next time don't throw stones from glass house.
Na u be ewu,aren't u the same MTF that posted a pic of his d.ick on NL shocked shocked shocked shocked ? . . . . . . . . . .Oloshi  grin !
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Is A slowpoke And Idiot. And I Hate Him by illusion2: 11:51pm On Sep 11, 2009
Bialegend:
Someone should tell this idiot that you don't start a sentence with small letter, rather it's with capital letter. The "with" at the start of your useless sentence should start with capital "W" letter. Anu mpam.
I had wanted to join issues with you until I noticed the irresponsible picture in your profile. . .  lipsrsealed ,you are indeed dim witted.

Mr ‘dim-witted’ Hypocrite , find below a few of our posts that  DO NOT follow your newly invented rule for posting  tongue :

Bialegend:
KPOM, KPOM, KPOM to the core. Yet we are still in the same country with these fools that knows only how to destroy.
Bialegend:
babapupa of this forum is an example.
Bialegend:
generalzango alias ahmed musa, how many Igbos did you and your alhmajiri brothers kill today in Kano?
Bialegend:
will you shut up, or do you want me to pull the particular thread before he changed his stance?
Bialegend:
can you tell us why you naigerians are afraid of the IGBOS becoming your president when it's quite obvious that such idea and development will be the best thing to have ever happen to your country nigeria??. What says you deoyelhuh?
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu; Please Up Your Game: Your Sh*t Is Weak! by illusion2: 11:22pm On Sep 11, 2009
IMO the article was too personal & vitriolic,what with all the 'Dude','shi t' etc. That was unnecessary. . .
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Is A slowpoke And Idiot. And I Hate Him by illusion2: 10:35pm On Sep 11, 2009
Bialegend:
I am sure that Igbos are rejecting the orobos's sexual advances, whilst the hatred.
with all due respect,you're probably blind in addition to being dimwitted  angry ,since you can't recognise an 'orobo' when you see one  tongue

Then Im sure you meant to use 'hence ' and not 'whilst' (sic)
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 10:23pm On Sep 11, 2009
toideve:
[s]I've always know that CNN sees nothing good about this country[/s]. i mean its glaring and this video says it all cos cnn is claiming the building to be that of the Gov. which is not true as far as i'm concerned, its a laudable project worthy of emulation, i know for sure there's no such place as utopia,
Don't blame CNN,blame the mumu that invited them. . . tongue

As for Sapele guy,u need to put things in percepective,yes it'll take time for Bayelsa to be full developed,but what should the emphasis be on? . . ,schools,economic activity,roads, healthcare etc sad

What revenue will this 'elephant project' generate? huh

E.g you have 1 million naira,you haven't eaten ,your children can't go to school,or get proper healthcare. . .so you think the first thing to do is build a grand monumenthuh  huh huh
Politics › Re: Abacha Funniest Statement. by illusion2: 9:36pm On Sep 10, 2009
There was this cartoon after Abacha died,in which his wife was in tears and eulogising her hubby. . .

Mrs Abacha : My husband was a great Nigerian

Journalist : Yes madam

Mrs Abacha : He was a brilliant officer

Journalist : Yes madam

Mrs Abacha : A loving husband

Journalist : Yes madam

Mrs Abacha : He loved Nigerians

Journalist : Yes madam,and indians too cheesy
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Is A slowpoke And Idiot. And I Hate Him by illusion2: 9:25pm On Sep 10, 2009
[center]They are all arguing while Yar'Adull & his cohorts continue to rape the country to pieces. . . . who's the slowpoke now? . . .   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .sighs in FULFULDE  cry cry cry [/center]
Politics › Re: CNN Ridicules Governor Sylva by illusion2: 8:53pm On Sep 10, 2009
MrPrsdent:
Sylva=ode
correction : Sylva = Mumu grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 7:25pm On Sep 10, 2009
bgees:
this may be a hard one.but Burnley will get it even if they pack the bus considering the form Stevie G played the Croatia match.
true bro,true
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Obi,Chelsea ,Mourinho And Football Formations by illusion2(op): 3:48pm On Sep 10, 2009
dason4life:
I doubt it, you need
an over dose of Paracetamol
coupled with anti-bacterial syrup.
Your credit neva finish for cybercafe ? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 3:36pm On Sep 10, 2009
huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 3:05pm On Sep 10, 2009
dason4life:
Illusion2 aka Mr Joseph Dreamer
You aren't Chelsea F.C
Instead of posting your dreams go on your knees and pray for a draw.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
I laugh in kanuri grin grin grin grin grin

For your info Burnley beat Chelsea last season, so no I don't want to be Chelsea at ths point in time

Come join the winning team

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Obi,Chelsea ,Mourinho And Football Formations by illusion2(op): 2:56pm On Sep 10, 2009
dason4life:
I think i should call Dr. Kituan for you,
hold on, I will be back
I de kampe !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Obi,Chelsea ,Mourinho And Football Formations by illusion2(op): 2:39pm On Sep 10, 2009
dason4life:
Illusion get things clear, I never said he is as good as Jay Jay,
I only said he is a replacement, abi you no go school? grin

Laughing at the joke
You obviously went to night school,oya read what i posted again & point out where I quoted you saying he's 'as good as Jay Jay',abi u neva finish your medication?  undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Burnley (0) On Saturday September 12, 2009 by illusion2: 2:30pm On Sep 10, 2009
We'll hit them HARD this weekend to celebrate England's WC qualification & Nigeria's flop.

[center]Final Score

The Mighty Reds 4:0 Burnley[/center]

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss[/center]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Obi,Chelsea ,Mourinho And Football Formations by illusion2(op): 2:21pm On Sep 10, 2009
dason4life:
Don't mind them my brother. If Wenger had done that they won't shout
Monkey no fine, him mam a like am.
Mikel who earn 30k now receives 70k just to keep him in Chelsea
@all
If you like him or not, he remains Okocha's replacement
Quote me if you can
Tho' i disagree with your last statement about him replacing Okocha,its good you mentioned Wenger,the irrepressable Gunner's manager.

Arsenal play the typical French style of 4-5-1,which is not the same as the 4-3-3 chelsea play. In the 4-5-1 formation,you have 2 'holding' midfielders and one 'central midfielder' who plays really deep,and then 2 wingers and a striker. Brazil has adopted this styl as well as my darling team Liverpool.

So you have Fabregas,Kaka,Gerrard,playing this deep central midfielder role whih was perfected by Zinedine Zidane. If Mikel were in such a formation & playing this role that would be a different case,however what we play in Nigeria 1s the typical English,MAN U 4-4-2. wink
Politics › Re: Stop The Ghana Bashing -ghana's High Commisioner To Nigeria by illusion2: 2:13pm On Sep 10, 2009
Unfortunately for Yar'Adull & his inept team, Nigeria is becoming increasingly irrelevant on the international scene & could soon be totally eclipsed by a soon-to-be-oil-rich-Ghana,hence the resort to idiosyncracies.

However ,this will not work !!! Only real brainstorming,selflessness & sincererity will get us out of this quagmire that PDP-OBJ-Yar'Adull(& Turai) have put us in.    cry cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Obi,Chelsea ,Mourinho And Football Formations by illusion2(op): 2:02pm On Sep 10, 2009
chidichris:
@illusion2 ,
u are surposed to be illusion 1 not 2.
what is the meaning of playing at the highest level?
where is messi playing? maybe at the lowest level? are the argentines doing well? is messi been singled out for blame? the problem with us is that we always leave the objects for shadow. why can't someone voluntier to replace mikel in the team? essien was injured and stayed away for about 8 months yet ghana and chelsea did not wait for him to return b4 facing their oponents.
the much talked about okocha was in the team when we did not qualify for the last world cup.
amodu was there when the tunisians replied our first goal immediately and the second had the same answer yet none of is saying anything about the need for a coach to talk to his players immediatelt they scored a dying minute goal.
the truth is that mikel is never the problem of nigerian football but an individual strugler who has succeeded in making his family proud so the envious and jealous positions of nigerians has little or no impact in his destiny.
We are on the same page my brother. . . the coach indeed has most of the blame. . . this thread is to discuss if Mikel's move to Chelsea affected his style of play negatively (ie turned him from an attacking midfielder to a much slower defensive one).
Politics › Re: The Mind Of Sanusi On Nigeria by illusion2: 1:56pm On Sep 10, 2009
Lagosboy:
Could you please post your source for th 60% illetracy this is a very sincere request from me as i dont want to beleive this is true 60%
former CBN gov-Soludo reported on this sometime ago,you can google it up or review recent CBN publications !
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Cousin by illusion2: 11:08am On Sep 10, 2009
luv2talk:
Well, there is nothing bad in being in love with your cousin,(only if you wants to marry her),in islam,it is allowed to marry one's relative but not direct relative like akin relations(i.e blood brother or sister).It happened during the time of Prophet Muhammad (SAW) when prophet's daughter,Fatima got married to prophet brother Sayidina Ali.so, its not a Big deal,if you think she posseses what you want in a woman and you think u can end the rest of your live with her in peace and happiness, Go ahead and let your parents know your feelings, GOD WILL GUIDE YOU.
NA WA !!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Nigerians Please Read This: by illusion2: 10:49am On Sep 10, 2009
wablux:
Okay, for the benefits of Nigerians that envision themselves in South Africa. Either for business, study, medical, tourist, religious, marketing research, holiday etc I have some great information's for them.
There are alot of Nigerians applying for different country visa and the intending country embassies refuses them the visa.
Therefore, No any embassies in the world have the right to refuse anybody visa because economic wise they are making money from the applicant.
These are some of the reason(s) why they refuse applicant a visa
1. Physical appearance ( don't forget the adage that says the way you look, that is the way you will be attending to)
2. the way you respond to questions
3. your documents
4. application form
5. not adhere to lay down rules
6. no good intention
7. not involving God in their plan
8. no good plans
9. no genuine require documents E.T.C

I would have love to share more tips on how I obtain my first south africa visa and how you too can! but I have created a free loaded report on that. if you are interested in the report don't hesitate to mail me on therichson@gmail.com or call me +2348096754252, +2348061314784. For quick responds tag your message with SOUTH AFRICA VISA
With the litany of grammatical errors in this post,you'll probably have only half-literate people as customers tongue .

So did the police really harass you or u just wanted attention? undecided

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