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Why did she hug you for giving her 100naira for an errand? You received a sense losing hug.

This tears will be a waste if pastor does not make peace with his wife. Good message so far though. Don't know why all we hear about him these days are wild conspiracy theories and outbursts.

Janosky:
Triune pagan idol worshipper , Kumuyi slave

This one seems gasblown or gasbombed.

Maximus69:
How market?

Now everyone has realize that you're just constituting nuisance on Nairaland!

I told you to use your brains in whatever you're doing because you'll only get supporters in hypocrisy but they don't last long, as they will soon get tired of your fruitless mission!

Please don't commit suiside, Jehovah and all his people still love you and we want you back home in the midst of God's people where you will always feel LOVED if you bury this pride!

Confirmed gaslighted fellow

Sermwell:
The concept of religion doesn't make sense to me at all. I have a lot of questions I want to ask but we seem not to be ready for this conversation. One of the questions is the picture attached below.
Does anybody feel same or I'm the only one??

cc: lalasticlala
cc: Seun

If you have so many questions about God, you need to get on God's wavelength to stand a chance. Otherwise, you'll just continue to meander. Get genuinely born again.
God had to send Jesus Christ because no one else was willing or worthy to die in man's place for redemption. The wages of sin is death. Either man died or someone died in his place. If He saved Himself the stress, then man would die.
Romans 7:24 O wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death? 7:25 I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.

This is children church stuff.

Maximus69:
When we tell you people that if you're not one of Jehovah's Witnesses you can't be saved, many will just flair up saying we are judging you guys.
Well let all of you know that in Paradise there will never be crime, pain or sorrow anymore {Revelations 21:3-4} it's not going to be automatic, God is training those that will be qualified to live there through his organization, whoever is not willing to submit to this arrangement can never see Paradise, because God will not permit any miscreant who is not well informed on how to live there to be there! Malachi 3:16

God bless you all!

What are they saying and what is majamaja saying now? Are you here to sell Awake or what?

kingxsamz:
Jesus can suck my balls.
Nuisance.

Frustration. Pele Samuel

danyero:
So a man who could turn water into wine curses a fruitless tree he could have blessed out of unreasonable anger, and all you have is praise for him? Jesus obviously had anger issues, the event at the temple also confirms this.

Do you know how many trees are felled in a day for different purposes like lumbering, fuel, construction etc? Jesus, the proclaimed Owner of all trees cursed ONE tree to teach a lesson or two. That's what is giving you high blood pressure, you don't know what is wrong with you yet.

Like i said, these pastors are just giving Freeze free platform. He'll be praying for more replies and reactions. The silent treatment is best for their calibre. Let young nairalanders handle Freeze, i think they are capable

kingxsamz:
Ask yourself this.
If truly you believe in Heaven, why are you still praying for long life, good health and riches, when you can go to heaven and enjoy everlasting life?

Because you don't know when Heaven will "open". You only pray for Heaven to come.

BlueAngel444:
lol but you tried for him sha

Wetin man go do, to God be the glory.

kingxsamz:
You're not bright at all.
Maybe you thought only Americans/white people are Satanists.

You're so bright you're about to blind us all.

kingxsamz:
You're ignorant but you don't know.
Satanists don't even believe in Satan.
Go figure.

As is an hobby of yours, you've not done due diligence. You always rely on what you were told, no different from most of the religious people. Get some real exposure, i facepalm for you.

kingxsamz:
Ah,
Yes, the context.
It's always about the context not the action.
The reason behind genocide and slaughtering of children must really be a good one.
Jehovah is good.

Hallelujah. You are not far from sanity.

kingxsamz:
Lol, according to Christian folks.
Genocide, Murder, Incest, Lying, Stealing, Slavery, Rape is not bad as long as God is the one behind it.

Have sense, actions take on different meanings and contexts when done to different people, by different people, and at different times.

i know that will fly over your atheistic head, so let me simplify.
1. You kill a cow. It's a party if the cow is yours. It might be prison or death if it's not yours. It may be something else if it was an accident.

2. You kill someone. Same action. It might be a legal sentence if you are licensed to do so. It may be manslaughter if you know the meaning. It may be murder. It may be homicide. It might even be a political sabotage.

3. You had an orgasm. Same orgasm. It might be okay if you had it with your legal spouse. It might be infidelity. It might be homosexuality. It might be child molestation. It might be rape. It might be bestiality. It might be anything and many things.
To you it is the same action. But it carries many names depending on who you are doing it to and when. Let's see if satan has not totally blocked your head.

ictplotter:
Those books might only have been known to few people, or they might have been left out because their content does not fit well into that of the other books of the Bible or the ancient Roman Empire culture. Some of the apocrypha were divine books of God almighty, and were therefore not included in today bible, but formerly found in the old Roman catholic bible called deuterocanonical books.

The Authorized King James Version of today called these books ‘Apocrypha’ which means the rejected or the hidden knowledge in Greek.

Books of the Apocrypha are:

Esdras
Book of Tobit (the Vulgate, and Luther call it "Tobias"
Book of Judith
Book of Wisdom
Ecclesiasticus
Baruch
Susanna
1st & 2nd Maccabee
The book of st. Mary
The book of Enoch etc.

Revelation 22vs19: And if anyone takes away from the words of this book of prophecy, "bible" God will take away his share in the tree of life and the holy city, which are described in this book.

Deut 4vs2: You shall not add to the word "bible" which I command you, nor take from it, that you may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Any book not found in the Bible is not Bible. Heaven and Earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. Forget all passed away books.

CAPSLOCKED:
WE WOULD ALL BE CHRONIC SMOKERS AND DRUG ADDICTS IF IT WAS LEGAL AND MANDATORY TO INTRODUCE CIGARETTES AND DRUGS TO PEOPLE FROM THEIR EARLY CHILDHOOD DAYS.

We'd all be dead except for the Moseses and the Jesuses if it was legal and mandatory to kill babies from their early childhood days. Make sense, you have no excuse.

desiredhome:
That is the topic on the coming Sunday and continues

You saw the outline or you assume lying is a less sin?

Anyiiii:
I had to open another account to conceal my identity. Please I need help. I have gone to several pastors and churches for deliverance, yet, no solution. I'm 35years old lady and I'm not yet married. My elder sister is 37years old, still not married. My female younger cousins are in their early 30s too but not yet married. They said it's forces from the family but we have carried out all sorts of deliverance but no way. We are all graduates, doing well and very beautiful. I'm almost giving up hope on this marriage matter. Please I need a solution to this problem��

Sorry to hear this. Though i don't think marriage is the height of life or the biggest goal God has for you. That being said, you don't need deliverance in that sense because you want to marry. You may need to be genuinely born again though.

So to the secondary solution, ask God and take action. Ask God to direct you, then pick the man. It is not a law neither are you paralysed to wait for man to come. Don't be desperate ohhh, i am not saying you should go do a Potiphar's wife on anyone oh. But don't just sit helplessly. Getting married is not as hard as people make it. You pray in faith and trust God to guide you.

desiredhome:
Daddy Freeze is now a book in their Bible.... preaching Daddy Freeze on a Sunday in their Penticostal churches.........
That is how God is exposing the pulpit bandits

Today is Friday.

Chai, a vehicle going nowhere.i felt ashamed for the fellow in question, this pastor is not nice at all.

CAPSLOCKED:
HAVE YOU DIED AND DISCOVERED HOW FAR?

But you are so sure that there is no eternity na, are you dead?

Xmuslim:
To the Christians that are coming here.

My response to you is simple. I can't agree to the concept of original sin. It negate fairness. How can I be responsible for the sin Adam(if he ever existed) committed. Thus I don't need any jesus to die for my sin (which I never committed).

God should have the power to forgive Adam without extending the sin to his children and then demand that his son (who is also a god) be killed before he would forgive humanity.

That theory can never sink in my brain

You cannot exactly/ultimately define fairness, everyone will probably have their skewed definition if given a chance. What you feel aggrieved with, the person doing it feel justified.
You should rate reality above your feelings and theories though.

BTW, you are not responsible for Adam's sin, you only suffer part of the consequences. Just like a child suffers the consequences of a father losing his job. Your blood became polluted/impure.

Maximus69:
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you should have said that i overrated my own God, the God of Jehovah's Witnesses!
But you can still perform better by presenting your own God in a logical sense to prove it is the one and only TRUE God!

In dogland, a local dog is furiously demanding that Donald Trump show up to answer for allegations. Clowns don't determine my actions and schedule. Elijah makes the terms when God says, i know who i am. You and your confused audience can enjoy your 24hr delusion.

kingxsamz:
Eyah... This thread is about proving if your god is real if you have any other unrelated points, kindly open another thread for that. Stop whining.
You fall my hand sha.

Your whole body is fallen in sin already. Take the advice more seriously than this circus.

Maximus69:
Topic of discussion!

Prove that your God is the only true God out of over 4000 Gods people are worshiping throughout the world today!

I only presented a logical test that will expose all schools of thought, the Atheists coming up against me felt the heavy blow on their faculty, that's why they're battling bitterly to digress from the one having the only true God to proving the existence of God!

Lol, you overrate yourself. Enjoy the 24hr delusion, without lying and misquoting Scripture.

kingxsamz:
Even Image123 fall my hand.
I thought that guy was going to surprise me.
Oh well.

You are not confused Samuel, you're only angry with God. Which of the so called 4000 gods the OP is talking about are you confused about? Really? No matter how foolish the atheists are, they are not foolish enough to be angry at those 4000 gods. Your gnashing of teeth is against the real God. Because you think He's been unfair not because you are confused or don't know that he exists. If you have valid questions about God, always feel free to ask me.

Maximus69:
I told that they're all worshiping what they don't know, we worship who we know salvation is with only Jehovah's Witnesses! John 4:22

Misquote. Don't twist Bible like this na. Even atheists know you are lying.

Blabbermouth:
Considering the amount of theists we have on Nairaland, I was expecting a fierce downpour of Wisdom, power or Intellect from above!

Anyone in sync with God knows it's the opposite for salvation. Everyone stands a chance that way, salvation is not put up for geniuses.

1Cor 1:22  For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:

 23  But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;

 24  But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.

 25  Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

Blabbermouth:
Why can't you repeat it?

Repeat what? The condition is not the same, is it? There is not a single one halting between two opinions here or are you?
And if Elijah already proved that his God is the real God, why on earth are you wasting time here?

Blabbermouth:
Elijah created a reasonable and effective test, and everyone agreed to it. The God of Abraham sent down fire from heaven while Baal could not even give a smoke.
Elijah's test proved two things
1. His God is the "real" God
2. Baal is a fake.

We are asking for Men like Elijah to either by signs, divine wisdom, knowledge or whatever means available make everyone else surrender and say - Truly, truly, your God is the real God.

Lol, well done Mr Elijah. Note that the real Elijah wasn't addressing fools. He addressed people halting between two opinions. There is not a single one halting between two opinions here or are you?
And if Elijah already proved that his God is the real God, why on earth are you wasting time here?

Blabbermouth:
So, can anyone proffer a simple test by which we can know who the real God is, amidst the 4000+ gods?


1. Do not quote any religious books

2. Your test should be effective and at the same time, reasonable.

We have enough atheists and agnostics on board to scrutinize your tests, so take your time.

Who is Eligible? Atheists, Agnostics, Christians, Muslims, traditionalist, Jews and anyone that believes in God/gods/Goddesses
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Oya ohh, the gods should quickly show up for scrutiny and attestation. Time is going. We have enough atheists and agnostics on board to scrutinize you, let the admission process of Clownland begin.