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Blabbermouth:
Has anyone seen a fake #10,000 note before? No!
Has anyone seen a fake $100,000 dollar note before? No!
Has anyone seen a fake #5,000 note before? No!
Why? Because the original does not exist.
The fact that you see fake gods and fake religions all around is a proof (or at least, a "possibility" that the original exists somewhere.
It is not a wonder also that amidst the numerous creatures we have in the universe, there is only one that (by nature) instinctively worships a deity he believes to be higher than it - That's a human.
Evidently, this behavior is not confined to a specific geography and we all know that before the different races started interacting, even before the advent of Abrahamic religion, Man has been worshipping a being/ deity he believes to be higher than him.
This above then encourage us to " assume", yea, Let us for a while assume that there is God, A real and Existing God. Unfortunately, we have about 4000+ gods in the world, which one is real? It's very important to know the real God because, If you follow the wrong one, you are liable to about 300+ hells.
So, can anyone proffer a simple test by which we can know who the real God is, amidst the 4000+ gods?

1. Do not use any religious books
2. Your test should be effective and at the same time, reasonable.
We have enough atheists and agnostics on board to scrutinize your tests, so take your time.
Who is Eligible? Atheists, Agnostics, Christians, Muslims, traditionalist, Jews and anyone that believes in God/gods/Goddesses
Challenge Time: 9pm tonight.
WARNING: Don't rush, you might slip on a banana peel and end up using your own test to discredit your God.

Lol, oya oh come on time oh if you don't want to lose. 9pm or you don't exist oh, better run to NL so that people will repent. Clowns. Even your school principal cannot be summoned like a common criminal like this.

MJBOLT:

how does contributing on a thread translates to me asking which god?you are more stupid than i thought.i should open my mind to a god that loves killing babies and threaten people with eternal damnation if that is love to you then i'll pass.

You did not just contribute on the thread, your contribution had a direction. Except of course you are implying that your contribution had no direction or point which is fairly common. You DIRECTLY quoted my post where xmuslim was asking which of the gods sir?
Your contribution said "there are dozens of gods that preach love,nothing special there." Any sane reader knows you are asking WHICH OF THE GODS.
The fortunate thing is this, you don't get to choose(decide) God or His quality. You're even too powerless to choose your president or boss. You manage them without choice Be wise enough to stop asking unwise questions and insinuations.

OtemAtum:
Odin is one of the early beings(god). You can read extensively about him in the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY. Currently Odin has joined the gods of science in the universal explorations and he doesn't associate with religion anymore. Check for Odin in verse 5 below.

1. And while Nymphidis was away in the pit, many rulers began to emerge. And the sons of God which are called gods and their wives which are called goddesses took over all the lands. And the lands were split into different fragments. And there were villages and towns and cities and countries and tribes.
2. For each god taught his own people how to speak in the language he had chosen.
3. And Vishinus was he who taught many of the languages spoken by those in the countries which were in the land of Largas. And also was Mazda and Bajang , Jing, Barong , Basuki , Caishen, Batara Gura , Paradjartbut and thousands others.
4. And the gods in the land of Chichaleb were Tatji, Wondjina, Papang, Namorodo, Julana, Goanna, Gnowee, Bobbi and thousands other. This continent of Chichaleb were two continents before, until the two sons of God called Chaleb and Chimides became bossom friends and made decision to come together permanently.
5. And the gods in the continent of Nymphidis were Jupitus, Bragi, Loki, Venomus, Janus, Apollyon(also called Apollo), Sol, Odin , Bacchus and thousands others.
6. And the gods in the continent of Euchlydes were Mango, Chia, Eldorado, Colo, Jurupari, Sigo, Abe, Tamula and thousands others.
7. And the names of the gods in the continent of Ephradite were Coyote, Bototo, Xena, Sin, Gaol, In at half and thousands others.
8. And the gods in the country of Murmoh were Moloch, Anubis, Oghene, Apophis, Geb, Aje, Chuku, Olorun, Abassi, Faro, Gamab, Mulungu, Mbere and thousands others.
9. And the gods and goddesses ruling on the surfaces of the waters were Eartum, Osun, Gong Gong, Poseidon, Lotan, Idemili, Yemoja, Kuraokami, Watatsumi and thousands others.

A retired god, okay.

i am here. Abi they've finished Muttley ni. Because even pastors now finish people, so i am wary of people oh

IMAliyu:
Vishnu part of the Hindu trinity/triad. Along with Brahma (The father and creator) and Shiva (destroyer of evil).

He is the god of love and protector.
He incarcerates as Buddah and Krishna among others, as a hero or to teach people.

Will you be able to accept him as your lord?
Over a Billion people already do.

Okay, interesting resume. So does Vishnu require that he be my lord? Where and why?

IMAliyu:
Vishnu
Why not open your mind to his love?

i'm open. What about it?

MJBOLT:

you must be suffering from severe dementia,when did i ask you which god?you better scroll up and check who did and stop this show of foolishness,no religious re.tard has ever preached love,all they do is preach eternal damnation and threaten you with hell fire and there is nothing loving about a blood sucking god that kills babies for fun.

Toh, you took up xmuslim's post, idea and view as your own na. Now you are denying him. Who wants to be long associated with folly? You answered for him by chuking mouth that there are dozens of gods.
Open your mind to the love of God. Jesus loved you. Ret.ards don't preach that of course. But i am sure you have heard it countless times except you live in a hole.

Bacteriologist:
Allah, Yahweh and Odin all have the properties you listed. You still have to be more specific. which god?

Which one is Odin BTW, na film character?

MJBOLT:

same way your christian god is a myth or do you have evidence to prove other wise and at least 10 of the gods there are for marriage and family and not lust or romance but typical nigerian christian,he wont read to gain knowledge and unlike your blood sucking god,these gods do not kill babies or brag about creating evil.

Maybe you should remove the word "mythological" from my statement and read again. It's not the point, it was your link that called them so. The point is your dullard confusion as to ask which of the gods. How many of the dozens of gods have preached to you that you are confused? How many religious folks tell you to be open minded to the love of God or love God? How many texts or messages did you get that got you so befuddled?

MJBOLT:

there are dozens of gods that preach love,nothing special there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_love_and_lust_deities

These are mythological deities associated with romance, sex, lust, or sexuality. They don't teach preach anything or claim to preach anything. Being open minded to love God in the context kittex mentioned is evidently missing. i am certain you have not read from any of these so called sexual gods. Stay on point, you have read enough verses, chapters and books from the God inferred than to be so dull as to ask which gods.

Xmuslim:
which of the gods sir? Allah? Yahweh? Zeus? Chrishna?

Which of the gods talks about love? Which God says He is Love? This your rationale that since there are many persons, therefore there is no Person is amusing.

donnie:
So you're saying Ibiyeome made Freeze popular? Don't make me laugh abeg. So are those men gods whom no one should ever criticize? I even felt ashamed for the pastor, especially when he spoke about broadcasters and somalians. Now we've seen he called a man a bastard whose father is well known. Supporting NONSENSE as usual.

He gave him a platform. More people will get to know him. i can imagine that all the pastor's church members for instance now know the name of the fellow who made their pastor lose control. Some of them may never have heard about or regarded him before. Stick to what i have said and you'll be just fine.

The pastor made a gross mistake by giving this fellow a platform. More people now know and are more curious about him. This same guy says things about ministers like Adeboye and Kumuyi but you will never hear them dignify him with a response. It's like a man in suit on the way to Aso Rock but decided to wait and fight physically with a stubborn goat. Nobody will blame the goat, they will say that the man is insane.

Brother, your serious and final solution is to accept Jesus Christ into your life as your Lord and Saviour by repentance from sin and beginning to live a life that glorifies Him practically. Religious practices and superstitious beliefs alone can not avail in this situation.
By the way, it doesn't look like you have properly assessed your failures. By the way, anyone can fail, it can be a learning process for greater things so giving up to failure is not the way. Not properly learning from failure and trends is also not good. You need to sit and evaluate your past, your discipline, your planning, your records, your savings, your spending, your trainings, your competence. Do you have any of these facts in or about your failed businesses?

By the way again, everyone is great and have potential. We are all fearfully and wonderfully made, only few people tap deep enough into the gifts and potential given to them. So it is a default thing, don't let anyone sweep you away with you have a bright future. It's like saying the sun is in the sky. Everyone knows that. If they remind you, or encourage you with the fact, it's different. But someone acting like he was secretly told to reveal it to you is just wasting your time.
You are the same person that saved two years school fees but suddenly can't hold money for a day. Then you gamble/bet. And you are telling us someone is doing you. Oga, you are doing yourself. You have imbibe poor habits and dangerous lifestyle. Now you blame it on your village gods. Where were they when you finished university and served and bought car and travelled? You forgot to blame you. Your new found hobby of eating in the dream and the following bad luck are devil using your life to play ping pong. Who's fault? You. Who can help you, you. You need to repent and begin to live right. Fasting and prayers are just activities that are not the root to your help.

CAPSLOCKED:
I'LL BE GOING TO OVER 3000 HELLFIRES WHEN I DIE.
THERE HAS TO BE A ROSTER FOR ATTENDING EACH ONE EVERYDAY I GUESS. SO ONE HELLFIRE A DAY, THEN I MOVE TO ANOTHER ONE THE NEXT DAY.. LIKE A TOURIST. HA!

Liar liar, you cannot reasonably count 20 hell fires. Your exaggeration doesn't erase the fact of eternity.

Calas Vegas, built from the budget of Olimpotic Meristemasis . >: road to helllllllllllll

kingxsamz:
Glad, you lied to yourself.

Joker, self deceit will not take you farther than the gallery.

kingxsamz:
So if You were born in Iraq, do you think you'd be a Christian by now? Yes or no.

i answered that already. YES. You were born inside church, named by pastor. Are you saved? What point are you trying to make that obviously does not apply to you? Are you too blind to see this?

Hopefully you don't drag this needlessly further, or still go to repeat it elsewhere like one who is ever learning but never able to come to knowledge. Let me restate it categorically. If you are the only human being on the continent, in a hole all your life. IF you look for God, God will find you. Forget all this joke you are talking about China and Iraq.

kingxsamz:
My comment was


Where in my comment did I say, if one was born in China, he won't be a Christian?
Or you think I was ignorant of the fact that there are Christians in China?
And no, the discussion isn't about China having Christians, the discussion is about your god sending people to hell for something which isn't their fault.
And that's the point I was trying to make.
You're acting like you have comprehension issues, so you avoid the main point and look for something else to talk about.
If you were born in Iraq, Pakistan, India or Iran, chances of you believing in Christ is very low, Yes or no?
You'd reject the Christian god as the true god, yes or no?

You were born in Nigeria, you so far have zero chance of being a Christian. At least, you have never been one. As predictable, your comment is found useless and meaningless. Because now, you are arguing that the Christians in China are not in the villages but in the cities. If more than 60million human beings born in China are Christians, on what rationale/basis do you crazily assert that one won't be preaching Christ if born in China?
And yes, our discussion was about wonderful Christians in China and from China. You can go back to check, you are too young to exhibit amnesiac symptoms. We were not together discussing God sending you to hell. There are people in Iraq, Pakistan, India or Iran in their millions who are Christians. They are being killed every time, or you are ignorant again? The truth remains that the person that will believe in Christ will believe. And the person that will refuse to believe will not believe even if in the middle of a billion Christians. You have no point or excuse. Someone born in the midst of religion and millions of Christians is saying he's not a Christian because some people are not born like him. Senseless in every way. It is like someone in Silicon Valley refusing education because the people in Samuels village are not likely to be educated. It's preposterous and laughable at once as you see.

kingxsamz:
Sorry, I consider that very low.
The odds of being born a Christian in China is very low. You can keep lying to yourself but my point still stands. Same way you won't be preaching Christ if you were born in Iraq.

Jesus Christ said there are few that find the way of life while many go the broad way. It's not a contest of popularity. The discussion is that people born in China don't preach Jesus. Now i show you 60million people born in China who openly profess to be Christian despite the persecution there. Then you shift goal to they are few. Are you ever serious at all?

kingxsamz:
Why?
I thought he was a man of God?
Or do every pastor have different gods ministering to them?

You must be getting used to running away. You dodged yet again. How do you arrive at the most of you support pastor Chris conclusion? Did you do it sensibly or logically or straight out of the anus? You are free to think anything of any man, at least you think what you want about God. But don't assume or force your thoughts on us.

kingxsamz:
What part of "a village in China" don't you understand?
Or you'll lie to yourself that Christianity is dominant in China?
If you're born in China, the probability that you'll leave your tradition and become a Christian is very low. Unless you want to lie to yourself.

China has over 60million people professing as Christians despite the harsh harsh harassment. Wake up and smell the coffee. Stop living on the lies that senior fools fed you that Christians are only in Africa or that if you are not born in Nigerian villages, you can't be Christian.

kingxsamz:
Are you implying that all pastor Chris said wasn't revealed to him by God?

i don't follow him or know all what he says. Ask those who do. You ran away from the question of how you came to the "most of you" conclusion.

kingxsamz:
Eyah.
Some?
Why are they burning your churches now?

Oh so now you are suddenly aware that there are churches and Christians in China. But you were sleep talking when you typed that someone born in China would not preach Christ. Confused Sam. CS

kingxsamz:
Eyah. Says who?
Your imaginary god?

It is as clear as noonday.

kingxsamz:
There is NO GOD.
Hard fact: most people are either Christians or Muslims simply because they were born into either of those religion.
If dem born you for one village for China, you won't be on Nairaland preaching hellfire.

Some of the greatest Christians that ever lived were Chinese. Ever heard of Watchman Nee? Village boy with village mindset.

kingxsamz:
The wise ones say it out loud.

Actually, it is the big fool that says it out. The biggest fool finds time to type it out. Get the fact right.

kingxsamz:
Where in my write up did I say Oyedepo said it?
Pastor Chris said it and most of you supported him.

Always keep to the point being discussed. Oyedepo is not Oyakhilome. Who are the most of you? How did you arrive at the most of you conclusion?

kingxsamz:
I thought there was no coronavirus and the lockdown was implemented for FG to mount 5g masts so that microchips can be planted in us to send signals to the 5g masts which will eventually kill us and reduce our population.

Lazy thoughts. i don't recall hearing Oyedepo say that.

Dtruthspeaker:

Having said that, he Admits that he is indeed a Criminal and is Guilty of all his offences! Oh, how he condemns himself.

Very apt brother. He seems to be the exact picture of what Jesus said thousands of years ago. Same soul.
John 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

Xmuslim:
get lost

Jesus found me, i was lost. Get found by the good Shepherd.

kingxsamz:
You should consider not mentioning me 10 times a day

i considered it. i don't.