₦airaland Forum

I read with great wonder on Nairaland, the story of a 'Native' doctor who saw heaven and I want to share it with people who still believe that heaven doesn't exist.

Happy reading...

https://www.nairaland.com/7337351/nasarawa-native-doctor-walks-out

Many of us deceive ourselves by thinking we would make heaven because we attend Church Services often without realising that our service to God is service to humanity.

Oftentimes, as I pass by some markets in the early hours of the day, I see Christian worship organised outside some shops with most traders in attendance. The irony of it all is that, after such services, same traders would still go about either selling fake or adulterated products or selling essential commodities at exorbitant prices.

This act is ungodly and traders should desist from it. Making extraordinary gains in trade is known as usury in the Bible and it is considered sinful in the sight of God.

For a guy, you can easily monitor her and you can get more intimate.
But, beware oh. She fit easily carry belle too oh.

Someone else made a similar assumption here on Nairaland.

Read...

https://www.nairaland.com/7337510/goldenpenis-best-way-punish-woman

Ladies, you may not understand. It hurts to realise that one you are truly committed to gives more attention to one who barely has regard for her. That's the irony.

I read on Nairaland today that a man committed suicide when he observed that a lady living with him, who he proposed to marry and was truly committed to was pregnant for another man.

Read story here...

https://www.nairaland.com/7335616/mechanic-commits-suicide-after-girlfriend

Playing nonchalance to me, is to test if you are truly and faithfully committed to such relationship.

Rozross:
It doesn’t apply to all ladies, I’ll leave if I love you and you treat me bad and too harsh.

Nonexisting1:
Nothing, nothing at all comrade. As a matter of fact, they will hurt you when you take them seriously. It's safe to guard your heart by being nonchalant when dealing with Nigerian girls. When I say my Lord's prayer every morning, I always change the deliver us from all evil to deliver me from bandits and Nigerian girls.

You are so dumb that you cannot read between the lines.

A point of correction, the instance at which I was jilted by a lady was at my very early age. I'm wiser now Mister.

With such approach towards relationship, from being a young lady, my late wife transformed to becoming one of the most amiable women any man could ever had. And even the day she died, we dined together on same bowl which had been our habit for 25 years.

If you ever read the book, 'Taming of the shrew by William Shakespeare, you'll understand how to mould a woman before pampering her.

Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying that women don't deserve to be loved but at their early wild stage, even if you care much about them, don't show it, else they take advantage of it and manipulate you to their advantage.

fati2001:
Maybe that was why she passed away. She's dumb, dependent, have no purpose [may her soul rest in peace ] and she may also have a low self-esteem issues to laid down for someone who's airhead towards her while World is filled with 195 countries and more than 6 billions of people at her time

Old man keep on fooling with kids that haven't celebrate their decades on Earth not to talk about jubilee.

Stop demeaning womanhood please!

If you have the financial wellwithal, you can assist her. I once did that without asking for sex in return because she was financially distressed.

At an instance she wanted to show appreciation by offering me sex but I was disciplined enough to refuse the offer.

Today she's married and she always invites me to any occasion celebrated by the family.
The husband too has become a close family friend.

Someone once gave me this advice when the lady I cared so much for left me for a Casanova. When she was dumped, she wanted a reunion which I heartily declined.

I adopted this nonchalance in other relationship and my now late wife was all over me and wanted a serious relationship which I obliged.

The marriage blossomed for 25 years until she unceremoniously passed on last year leaving me heartbroken.

This method worked while I was much younger. In my late 50s, I think I have become more subtle and affectionate now.

I believe on Nairaland, people having my kind of demeanour are called, SIMPs.

What's your say on this?

You brought her to her feet.

Girls are more serious with you either when they have competition or when you treat them with nonchalance.

When I met my 21 years old lover for the first time, I observed that her virginal had a fairly offensive odour.

I didn't hide the fact from her. I told her how to go about it and she did.

The odour is less now..most times not noticeable at all.

She thanks me for this often times.

What's your take on this issue?

What will you do if your girlfriend's pu*ssy stinks?

My baby. You sound pretty nice but you cannot straighten a bent dry fish.

But let me ask you one question:

What attracted you to this indolent guy? His good looks or his youthfulness?

Baby, if you love yourself, run before you become a major part of the Yahoo 'ingredients' he has been contemplating to get.

If you shun this advice, your loved ones may soon miss you!

There are other good men around.

A similar thing happened in my area last year but the girl amicably settled it by offering the man good safe sex and making him realise the age difference as a reason why she can't marry him.

The man relaxed his intention to marry her and later went for a 35 years old lady. She even bought the new wife a jeep and they had their honeymoon in Los Angeles..USA.

You have hit the head on the nail!
That may be how the story goes but she, methinks, got it twisted!

Nonexisting1:
See how this one skipped the details of the story. The old man was fuccking her and bought her the iphone thinking it would make her to be available to him alone. He also might be making moves to wife her. She promised not to fucck anyone else but he caught her cheating on him with her pink-braided-head boyfriend, decided to severe the relationship and demanded the iphone back. She is now giving us half baked story. Vaginarians ndi inyo.

So little people got everything while so many people got nothing!

Oh God, remake the world!

Good road.
POS shop

Oh boy, you smoke Igbo?

Enimin:
Igbo man too dey carry wife/woman matter for head. And na dem fúck ashawo pass...tufia!

Good news

I remember in 1985, a Bendel State accountant used teacher's salary for that month to play pool and lost it.

Have we come to the level were we glorify theft or fraud?

Many youths have turned internet thieves and the society seems to accept this as a norm.

Cry my beloved country!

The heart of a man is desperately wicked.

So, repent you workers of iniquity.

Why these hate talks?

Be civilised, brothers. We are all one.

Most youths in Nigeria are greedy, lazy, mentally bankrupt and wicked.
They also love idleness and totow.
These are what make them do anything to get wealthy, even at the risk of their own lives.

Is he recommending same pill for men with fat wives?

Yawa Don Gas

So sad.

But please next time, learn to obey the law.

What happens to the looted money stacked away in foreign banks?

Your own daughter totow?

Your preek needs to be sacrificed to the gods.