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My brother,
Don't blame him...totow has it's own magic.

Even some of us forming hard men fall slaves to this magic.

By the way, who said street girls cannot make good wives?
Forget it.
When you wife her as an unemployed man, remove your eyes and ears from what people say and enjoy the goodies she brings home daily...barbecue, shawama, orishi-orishi.

Knack her and enjoy a happy married life with children of different paternity and ethnicity hovering round your table.

Na God go save man for woman hand sha.

Wait oh..this advice is what I won't give to any sensible man oh!

Going to be the in-thing if we have exhausted the wood in the forest.

Na juju?

Lies on Social Media ehn

Nobody talks about our body count as men.

Some of us have 1,000+ body count and we call ladies who have less than 20 names. That's not fair!

Please allow ladies to enjoy their fullness of time!

Stop crucifying ladies on Nairaland. We made them what they are. If there are no male clients, olosho job would go into extinction. But our uncontrollable urge for totow would always give room for ladies to advertise their 'wares'.

Men, stop humiliating women; we all guilty of the offence.

These days when you have more of female scavengers than men?

Anyway, no harm in trying. A mumu lady may fall your way because you said you are handsome.
But can you knack well? If you have a big preek that can stand up to the task for 30 minutes, you stand a chance of marrying a nympho.

Happy search.

By the way, where are the Calabar ladies in the house? Over to you oh.
Edo girls na no go area because them go turn you to househelp that's if you see any mumu one marry sef.

Wonders shall not end!

It's cheaper and you get original products if you place order directly from the manufacturers.

My younger brother placed order for a small but mighty Bluetooth speaker and he got it last week. The sound is fantastic with heavy woofer boost!

If you wish to buy one too, go to the link on my signature below and be glad you did!

Who asked you?

hope4nigeria:
this vedios are as old as Methuselah

This Pi Coin thing would waoh everyone.
It's going to be a gold-rush then...
You will remember my words!

It's like the hunters boast at home about his exploits of elephants in the forest.

The poor don suffer for this wicked world full of oppression.

Very few people have everything while so many people have nothing!

That makes most of the youths today, liars on social media.

Too know make Agbede short.

A goal, goal ft play for betting is advisable here.

How would the products you are loading benefit me, the website owner and who pays for the advert?

A good one.

Joke of the millennium.

His godfather is behind him so, no shaking!

Clap for yourself!

Greed ehn

It's possible but very boring and frustrating to know that what you have been secretly longing for is being plundered by someone else!

These small boys too like totow.
ASUU do una real bad.

Giving a lady money to buy food is nothing bad. Please if you cannot finance dating a girl, just keep off totow and concentrate on your studies.

A lady who agreed to sacrifice her pride for you should be respected and cared for.

Call me a SIMP if you like.

Use yogurt.
You'll thank me later.

Money dey now.

She's protecting her territory!

People marry prostitutes sef.

Continue joor. Nor mind these redpillers.

Go ahead and propose to her now, then after Yahoo Boy don scatter her yash or probably use her destiny too, collect the leftover and update her yash.

Then marry am.

Import sense from China oh because your original one don cast!

ASUU makes most youths hallucinate on relationship issues.
Your books are now gathering dust.

Cursed preek!

Preposterous!

Methinks to be imprisoned in Norway is better than living in this country!

Any idea of how to get a direct visa to the prison?

Na wetin God give am sha.

But how this kan man wan enjoy se x when all pussies for Naija don turn boreholes?

E masturbate better pass e chuck am inside borehole!

How do I get this POS please?
In Benin City?