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Then how do you tell a girl politely that her kpekus stinks if you observe it does?

Is it possible to spy on your spouse's WhatsApp messages without having to scan a code on her phone or involving the use of her smartphone at all.

I'm asking because my close friend has cause to suspect his fiancee working and living in another town and equally monitoring my friend's intimacy with other ladies.

Please is there any way to spy on a WhatsApp chat without involving her phone?

Post your photo and let me divine for you.

Everything you have said makes you look extraordinary.

Report her to her Sister-in-law and send me the video of the drama please

Try your luck.

If she later becomes your wife, please don't hesitate to thank me oh.

I want to fast and pray you have her as a wife material.

Happy Landing!

Life of puberty flowing in your blood-stream

I think I can do more if I have real money!

Na money dem dey take look for pleasure.

If you want a fine babe, be ready for competition and be ready too to make sacrifices otherwise, your competitors would have her!

So, instead of running after women when you are broke, find a way of leveraging yourself financially first.

Just like you, which lady wan suffer poverty?

Juju at play!

Do like the biblical Samson now and become another hero in the New Translation Bible!

Trusted like a fox!

Both parties should shift grounds for the sake of the students.

Are you sure ASUU is not making an outrageous demand?

You mean we should pull resources together or do it individually?

machappy4:
Am thinking of doing a general something so dat everyone can benefit. How about I give d amount to Stake on d games I drop so everyone benefit.will it be better? If yes capital is 36k any one interested should fund his/her account send screenshots let's begin this will save me d stress of managing differences account individually, a general something will be easier

Good!

Sell low, get more customers is the heart of business.

Can I be your affiliate?

Anyway, I have a similar offer on my signature below...

Tuffiah!

May God not let me marry this kind of domineering woman.
Na fight everyday.

Woman, if you have this kind of mindset, except you marry Oyinbo, you can't get a man to marry you here oh.

I nor go open eyes to see wife turn my brother to house-boy for the sake of love!

NemoDatQuod:
I wish I were female in this instance and your sister in-law. You will talk?
I will put strong pepper in your mouth and you will explain to me what you are doing in my house, let alone asking me to explain myself to you. I am not married to you. I am married to your brother. Because I tolerated your presence in my house, you then have the audacity to ask me questions about my family affair.

Most of you need to have your heads examined. Really!

You don't understand the concept of boundaries and privacy. She owes you nada! and your own brother also owes you no explanation with regards to his relationship with his wife.

It seems most people in that Nigeria are mad in one form or the other. You wake up, dust your seat pants, go to someone else's home and start questioning her on how she relates with her husband. Come and try it here and see where you will spend the night.

It is men like you who will subject a widow to all sorts of indignities on the death of her husband, instead of having fellow feeling for her and comforting her on the loss of her closest companion. Mtchew!

You mean you go in raw?

Is this law applicable in the North?

I'm asking because one 62 years old Alhaji is keeping a 15 years old girl in the house as wife right now.

Romanoff:
Anyone before the age of 18 is pedophilia because according to the law, they haven't attained the age of consent.

Loyalty to knack free kpekus?

That girl dey wiser.

potland:
what happened to loyalty?

Because it's free, abi?
Yes, freebies are very difficult to forfeit.

potland:
some coochies are difficult to forfeit. What should i do

Who give dis small boy sense like dis?
Abi you grow with old people?

See small pickin dey teach people correct sense here!

Oh boy, take one bottle of stout .

kelspinall:
ever since I realized that dating or being in a relationship as a Young guy who is not yet ready to settle down is nothing but waste of time and money and other valuables,i backed d fuq off from anything relationship seriously...

na hook up i dey currently,we meet, bargain and knack and everyone face em front...

being relationship as a teenager is nothing but scam and steady breakfast.no this and no peace..

congratulations to ya ex

Na that free totow he missed badly not the babe herself.

Time for you to do something to improve yourself financially. That way, another lady would leave her boyfriend to marry you!

For now, you never reach to marry. So nor waste that girl time.

CASE STUDY:

Please, everyone should pls do tribute to help us with answer to this wahala:���

"You live with your wife and the maid. One day Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market . A while later, you go to take a bath to go to work. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her bathroom .

Whilst you two were bathing in your bathrooms, your wife comes back home because she forgot her phone , she rings the doorbell . Remember, you are bathing, but you don't know that the maid is also taking her bath , so you continue bathing with no worries and your wife keeps ringing the doorbell non-stop.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get the door, you tie your towel , your curved díck making a bulge in the towel, you quickly rush out of the bathroom and heads to the door.

Upon getting to the living room, you find the maid opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest as her sumptuous bossom pops through the lightly wet wrapper she tied to her chest and her curvaceous buttocks seem bare in the very light African print.

Your wife enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, the husband, the man,also wet with towel tied around your loins .

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what you two were doing to come out in that state.

Now, we know you're innocent, but how do you convince your wife who doesn't know what we know?

You need credible lawyers to convince your wife that you're innocent. You know.

And remember...

The maid's job is 99.9% gone and she's innocent.

How do you save the maid's job ?

And generally,
How do you save the marriage ?

Over to the elders"

Village People On The Prowl!

She take goat set trap, she come catch rabbit.

BABANGBALI:
Nigerian lady cries after spending N9k on transport to see a guy only for him to give her N1,300 after spending 3 days having séx with him

Social media is buzzing with mixed reactions ever since a Nigerian lady shared her experience with a guy whom she travelled to Lagos to see.

In the email which the lady sent to relationship expert, Joro Olumofin, she narrated how she met a guy on Instagram after which their relationship grew more intense and they decided to meet.

She revealed that she spent N9k on transport fare all the way to Lagos to meet him with promises of giving her money and a laptop made by the guy.

According to her, after spending three nights together and having seven sessions of intimacy, she was given the sum of N1,300 by the guy.

Livid by this, she rained curses on the guy and his family, stating that this disappointment has unleashed a demon in her and she revealed that she was going to make him beg for this. She also shared a photo of the money she got.

She shared with relationship expert, Joro her ordeal: Hello Joro, Good evening. Sorry to bother ur holiday. Am upset. I feel cheap n worthless. Am bringing this here because am madly in pains. God will punish this guy. Joro this guy i Met on IG. We connected well and all. Doe we never me! and all. He invited me to lag to come and stay for weekend...or spent uk o my money for t fare. He promised me money for for my hair, he said he will give me he's apple laptop and upkeep money. Have being at he's place for 3 days now since Thursday. Joro this guy have sex with me 7 times. Even did raw on Saturday night. joro. He didn't take permission before going in for the raw. Now am buying postinor 2 with my own money. Joro he said he has to travel for business that I should go to he's neighbors that he gave her money for me. Joro he drop N1300. He's phone off. Since morning. Joro I have to beg my sister to send me money to fair. Have learnt. A demonness as been born. God punish all Nigeria men. Have learnt. No more good girl. Like 2 guys now at his place. I don't know if he owns the God punish all Nigeria men. Have learnt. No more good girl. Like 2 guys now at his place. I don't know if he owns the residence, God punish and his family. He messed with the wrong one. I repeat My God will fight for me. He will beg for this and I won't accept."

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This babe ehn, if you know how much I love you ehn, I fit dash you my yesterday!

Sheistoopretty:
Example of things that never happened

This might be one of those kids who have never said ‘hi’ to a lady in reality due to fear coming online to form rubbish

PEN-IS gives responsibilities while totow takes it all!

No.
WhoreTell

godofuck231:
HOE TEL

TRUE.
She would want to form platonic relationship with you with benefits while an irresponsible boy is somewhere knacking her kpekus FREE-OF-CHARGE!

Deepthoughts:
me I don't keep female friends,we can be colleagues or mate but for the so call platonic friendship,NO.