₦airaland Forum

Quark prophesy.
Bad dream.

Yoruba1stson:
Incoming president and first lady
Jagaban is unstoppable

He carried out his earlier intention under the influence of alcohol.

Hospital?

Only an experienced Pannel-beater can rearrange that face again oh.

But you've been knacking her now.

xin5:
i have been financing her lifestyle since we met, hence it's my right to her body.

He would say, "knacking kpekus" of course!

Amotolongbo:
Please what is your conjugal right?

Can she take that size if it's a dick?

Trying to draw attention to himself.

After a puff of we-we, the vision becomes clearer and tongues start to rap.
Then, she would start a prophesy on what she didn't see...

When my wife died, I didn't knack for some months and my libido was high.
I had so many female sympathisers who slept over in my house. One of them even slept on same bed with me because of her closeness to the family.
On a particular night, I woke up to urinate but when I stood up, my eyes strayed to her and what I saw turned me on! Her legs were spread South and Westward. I went to pee and still saw her in that position when I returned.
I tapped her on the lap and asked her to adjust. She looked at me and turned her arse to my torso as I slept on the bed. I pulled my gbola out of my boxer and entered her from behind. Her next reaction surprised me.

She turned and gave me a dirty slap on my face that reset my brains. She asked if I thought she was a prostitute.
In the end, I begged her and still bleeped her.

She doesn't want the smell of her poo-sea scare you off.

Your emotional stability is eroding oh!

No.
If I were you, I would even wear bomshot or even hot pants.

He is a cheat.
Maybe e fine sha.

Most ladies get wet when they are accosted by fine looking young men particularly the fair ones.

Call her to your crib and tell her you like her.
Offer her some drinks and, say 2k.

Let her go that day without attempting to make love to her.

Take her out the next day and make her feel like a woman you actually like and not a sex object.

Please you people should stop making ladies feel that they are objects that can be used and abused.

I know from what you've just mentioned that she really likes you so what you have to give her should not be s3x alone. Just give her your affectionate attention too.

If you treat her like a woman you love, she would naturally spread her legs West and South for you.

A kick on the buttocks is loading seriously!

ElasticStone:
My biro fell to the ground and after lifting a heavy stone to pick it up, I saw millions of ants there. Had to rush back to get kerosene and pour to kill them before I could pick my biro

Yes! You have hit the head on the nail!

Cypress042:
The key word here should be MONEY

Because with money Swag, Dripping and confidence are quaranteed man

Get a girlfriend and s3x her and let her moan too. But you must use a condom.

What u are teaching could cause more harm than good.

Most young men are financially unstable and what ladies opt for now is a man that can meet their financial needs and a majority of our young men today don't want to shoulder any responsibility. Men feel that it is more comfortable for them to settle for hookups than committing themselves to some financial and emotional trauma.

You must not commit adultery.

You must not kill.

Two Commandments have been contravene here.

A joker in the park.

Mind your business oh!

The wise is enough for a word!

As thou sayeth, so be it.

Rozross:
Men are very jealous, men will have more than a thousand body count but gets jealous with few body count from their women. I wish all women can keep themselves till marriage, all these rubbish won’t arise

You are already wasting your precious time as you rightly mentioned.
Learn to love those who love you and not those you love.
Love is give and return.
The equation cannot be balanced if it's one way like yours.
My dear, you are begging for love. And you are being unduly used in the process.
Learn to keep your legs closed.

TS2911:
Good afternoon everyone and how are you enjoying the weekend? I am a lady of 29 and I'm in a relationship with this guy. Our relationship is 7 months and I've done everything possible for the relationship to work out but it's like this guy isn't ready.
One of his attitudes is the art of communication. The relationship is a distance one but in the same state. He won't call or chat me and wen I call, he won't pick and neither does he call back. Though I the same age as him and I tot we could work things out but he doesn't appreciate all my efforts.
The only time he calls is whenever he needs sex and I sometimes regret succumbing to sex in the first place because I wanted to be abstain. He can stay for 2 weeks without communication and his excuse is that he is busy at work whereas I am also working but find time to make the communication flow but he is not ready for any changes.
This guy is also stingy and that is not my major concern because I also work and earn my money without depending on any man.

Pls advise me as you would advise a friend or sister because I am fed up and don't want to waste my precious time dating myself, thanks

doggedfighter:
I can't find his dick






If he's rich his dick deficiency will be forgiven.

Every woman's dream!

Oh boy, poverty is a sin!

I was admitted in February to do Software Engineering. I read the course to an extent and could not cope with its language. I had to stop since March on health reasons.
Is it possible to continue from where I stopped please?

Chicken wings....the fleshy part.

Sometimes, I eat the gizzard.