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Romance › Re: I don fvck for this life sha by imagrg(m): 6:34pm On Aug 19, 2022
Hmm.

Women dey collect sha.
Imagine collecting cum from this one and ending up with another scum.

What a recurring decimal! huh
Romance › Re: If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by imagrg(op): 6:22pm On Aug 19, 2022
A Simpleton spotted.
Shalommy:
Op, you're a real nigga. I like transparent people.
Romance › Re: If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by imagrg(op): 6:20pm On Aug 19, 2022
Most men condemn being manipulated by women. My stand on this issue is that, whichever way you look at it, there is no way your head cannot be turned off your direction when you are in a relationship.
The essence of this is either to make or mare you. It could be for your good, or for her own selfish reasons.
Be guided though.
Itohanmiwa:
Brother you dey wrong. Being in a relationship with a girl doesn't make you a simp. There are many none sexual benefits of being in a healthy relationship, majorly it balances your emotion. Being n a relationship for sex only makes you a simpleton.
Romance › Re: If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by imagrg(op): 6:12pm On Aug 19, 2022
Shattered personality on rampage!
Thonia69:
A man is a "simp" because he's in a relationship with a woman, lol. Do you guys even know the meaning of that word?

Maybe you should be in a relationship with your gender.
Romance › Re: If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by imagrg(op): 6:11pm On Aug 19, 2022
A megalomaniac SIMP detected here!!
phelonrays:
Two things


Is either the creator of this thread is suffering from Reverse Psychological Amnesia or isn't yet mature to attain the full meaning of SIMP.

what a disappointment undecided
Romance › Re: If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by imagrg(op): 6:09pm On Aug 19, 2022
Another redpiller SIMP on a pretentious footpath.
Jennyclay:
Another roadside wannabe redpiller on the loose from yaba left.

Madness everywhere!! Mtchheew!!
Celebrities › Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by imagrg(m): 5:28pm On Aug 19, 2022
It's a lie.
That's not Celidion.

Bloggers! Bloggers!!

How many times did I call you?

Better beware oh!
Travel › Re: Ethiopian Airlines Pilots Didn't Land The Plane Because They Had Slept Off. by imagrg(m): 5:23pm On Aug 19, 2022
Sleep until you hear gboah
Health › Re: Doctors In The House Please Help Me Answer This Question by imagrg(m): 5:20pm On Aug 19, 2022
Chei!
Your own don finish. That saliva fit contain corona virus!
Oh boy do Covid19 test oh.
Romance › If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by imagrg(op): 2:06pm On Aug 19, 2022
Yes, you heard me right!

So long as you are a man and you are in a relationship with a lady, you have already agreed to be under her manipulative influence which nature has endowed them with.

Most young men here always want to boast about fable egoistic influence on the ladies they are in relationship with and that makes me laugh in vernacular!

Oh boy, na lie. In one way or the other, our ladies are manipulating us.

A woman can influence you to even beat your mother and believe me, you will be fo*ol enough to do it to please her!

Let's not deceive ourselves, whether we are in a relationship or not, the woman has that natural instinct to compel us to stoop either low or to greater heights.
And that makes us all SIMPS!

No matter how powerful you are, there is a moment when the influence of a woman overrides your sense of reasoning.

So KEEP QUIET FELLOW MALE FOLKS, LET'S ALL ADMIT THAT WE ARE SIMPS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!
Romance › Re: MEN!! These Are The Only Kind Of Women SIMPS Will Surely End Up With!! (photo) by imagrg(m): 1:47pm On Aug 19, 2022
We should all shut up here!
Most of us were one time or the other, SIMPS just that some of us think we have outgrown ours.
It's like I hear my Pastor preaching fornication when at one time I saw her with a Choir Mistress at a brothel. He asked me to keep it a secret though.
We are all hypocrites to this plight. Even those who condemn being SIMPS, can still be manipulated by women.
The only problem there is that they are too broke to keep a lady.

WHEN YOU SEE A MAN OR BOY IN RELATIONSHIP WITH A LADY, BE REST ASSURED THAT HE IS ALREADY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THAT LADY. BUT HE WOULD CLAIM IT IS LOVE! AND THAT MAKES HIM A SIMP ALREADY!
Let me tell you, this....
WE ARE ALL SIMPS.
And it would be difficult to kill that SIMP influence in us!
Romance › Re: Restaurant In Germany Where Female Waiters Serve Customers Naked (photos) by imagrg(m): 1:13pm On Aug 19, 2022
I don't know why most of us male fret over naked women as if their totow is anything other than a hairy fleshy passage.
Their boobs are the only thing that could create a little emotional excitement partcularly to todlers, because of their baloon-like nature.

Please let's see beyond these physical feminine endowment and think of a woman as a partner in development and bringing to humanity, a better existence.
Travel › Re: Video Of Mass Deportation Of Dubai-Based Nigerians by imagrg(m): 1:00pm On Aug 19, 2022
Oh boy!
By mentioning Tinubu, you've spoilt my day! Please let's vote out these old politicians who helped to kill our economy.
Vote wisely!
Kagd10:
That's why we need to ensure our country gets better.. Saudi Arabia don't even accommodate strangers even if they're Muslims. As long as you're not Arabs. Worse is if you're black. In fact, they hate Blacks the most.

Only Dubai tries to accommodate the Rich Black foreigners but now, they're driving them out too.


That's why we need to develop our country. That's why we need Tinubu, the most progressive competent liberal leader among the candidates need to be voted.

Tinubu's legacies as a Lagos governor include..

1. Creation of Agencies (which employed & still employs thousands of employees):
LSDPC, Public Works, LASTMA, LAMATA, LIRS, much more... Other agencies were then created by then Gov Fashola e.g LASRRA, etc.

2. Building of Public facilities: Standard Millennium Schools, Markets across the state, LASU projects and LASU Teaching Hospital, Other Major Hospitals/General Hospitals includes:

a. Ifako-Ijaye Hospital
b. Alimosho Hospital
c. Somolu Hospital
d. Mushin Hospital
e. Ibeju-Lekki hospital etc and several health care centres.

3. Massive Housing Estates across Lagos.

4. Development of Lekki Ajah axis and others.

5. Conceived the BRT project and constructed the dedicated BRT lane from Island to Mainland. BRT operation started fully under Fashola.

6. Massive Infrastructural development: Construction of Road networks all across Lagos. He invited President Obasanjo to Lagos to commission roads in Surulere, Yaba and other parts of Lagos.

7. Providing IPP to Lagos State Institutions, from General Hospital Lagos Island to Secretariat Alausa

8. Focus on IGR by making economic policies which led to enormous increase in Lagos revenue today. Ensured Lagos thrived despite Obasanjo seizing Lagos allocation for years.

9. Development of Lagos State Public Service & Secretariat Alausa encompassing many MDAs. Employment of Technocrats to head MDAs. 

10. Another big achievement was the conception and starting of Lekki seaport, Eko Atlantic, Lekki Free trade zone and other multi billion dollar projects on the Island.

11. In addition, Tinubu also brought in the First telecom into Nigeria.

Above all, ABAT brought in technocrats into the State Public sector as Commissioners, Heads of MDAs, which has continued till now. He recruited across tribes..

In summary, ABAT is the architect behind the modern Lagos.

Let each candidates list their legacies in relative to how they would improve the country or shut up their noisemaking. Simple as ABC. We're not gonna ride on blind faith like before. Let us improve the country. Tinubu is the only one who can.. The only progressive competent liberal Leader among all the candidates.

Cc: pineed.
Culture › Re: Ondo Monarch, Oba Oloyede Adeyeoba Akinghare II Graduates From Secondary School by imagrg(m): 12:05pm On Aug 19, 2022
The youths are winning.

See guy man monarch!

More kpekus to your kanji soon. By the way, where is Angel of BBN fame sef?
I beg see a big brother in the making here oh!
Crime › Re: Edo Police Uncovers Ritualist Den With 20 Mummified Corpses (Graphic Pictures) by imagrg(m): 9:46pm On Aug 18, 2022
Hard drugs most youths take these days, make them hardened and wicked.
They can even use their parents and sobbing for money ritual.
Family › Re: What Is My Duty As A Married Woman? Help! by imagrg(m): 5:41pm On Aug 18, 2022
You appear so uncaring!

If you want your marriage to work out, you should better stoop low to your husband's demands and treat him with affection like it was before the kids came.

You seem to have diverted your attention to your kids by recognising their demands and attending to them first before your husband's.
The poor man doesn't want to pick quarrels with you, is the reason why he goes out often.

My Advice is that you pet him like your baby. Give him what he desires. And for goodness sake, dress yourself up in sexy looking clothes to catch his fancy.

Give him the do and the food he craves for and you will see him stay at home often and that glitter would return!
Family › Re: My Wife's Ex-Boyfriend Is About To Ruin My Marriage by imagrg(m): 11:38am On Aug 17, 2022
Don't call him that. If you were married you would understand why he is reasoning or reacting this way.
Emotions are already making him consider what impact his action may make on the children. It's a pity he has a sex-maniac for a wife.
4ward4:
Useless, idiotic mumu man
Family › Re: My Wife's Ex-Boyfriend Is About To Ruin My Marriage by imagrg(m): 11:12am On Aug 17, 2022
What amuses me most is that her ex anointed the 5 months old baby in the womb, not with oil, but with his cum!
Methinks the babe would think it is infant milk and swallow up everything in one gulp! grin

Poor child!

As for you my boy, my humble advice is that you end this marriage fast otherwise, premium tears would be loading soon for you.

Nonsense upon ingredients! cry
Investment › Re: If You Are Mining Pi Network Then Stop Wasting Your Time by imagrg(m): 11:25pm On Aug 16, 2022
You want to drop a gold mine.

I pity your impatience.
Romance › Re: Please Someone Should Come Through For Me by imagrg(m): 10:50pm On Aug 16, 2022
Depression loading....

Help him if u can. Times are hard.
Romance › Re: Why Can’t Men Be Loved By Women?? by imagrg(m): 10:47pm On Aug 16, 2022
I like this!
Women love those who don't have time for them.
Cypress042:
Treat them the way they treat you and see them avoid and respect you.

Ladies who got geniue love for men died before the year 1995.

Flex your life man, there's nothing like geniue love again cool
Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Believe A Woman's Tears. My Experience by imagrg(m): 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2022
This woman sef. Na wa for u.
Jennyclay:
It's like you were really pained and you've not healed from what happened 12 years ago.

Because of common #100 you grabbed a girl like a pervert forgetting the fact that she helped you return your drunken ass home safely. Even if she stole the money, you should have just let by-gone be by-gone

Please are you that broke that you can't let go common #100?? Even after 12 years undecided??

My prayers are with broke men around the world ooo!!
Health › Re: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by imagrg(m): 9:43pm On Aug 16, 2022
Let Precious Peters contact me. I can solve her depression challenges.
Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad Continued To Receive Salaries Months After Resignation - Gazette by imagrg(m): 10:00am On Aug 16, 2022
This is the worst government ever!
Politics › Re: Magu Failed To Remit N48billion Loot Including Seized Jets, Hotels— Salami Panel by imagrg(m): 9:05am On Aug 16, 2022
Buhari's government appears to be corruption friendly.

Kinsman is doing what they know best to do.

Kudos to those who believe he is curbing corruption. embarassed
Romance › Re: Men Will Always Be Men! My Recent Experience!!! by imagrg(m): 5:25am On Aug 16, 2022
Why are you all trashing my wife-to-be with such hot cums?

She served you moimoi and you are smearing her with hot akamu.

Why now?

With the rate of inflation in Nigeria, who still offers her kpekus for N500?
Methinks, a teenager who is new to the business. Buhari don make toto dear now.

Fine girl, just relax your mind.
Romance › Re: Finally Registered! (pics) by imagrg(m): 5:10am On Aug 16, 2022
Thank God you have come on board at last Miss Linguists.
Nor worry, if others throw mouths at you, I shall defend you at my end.
Just bend low and take the juice as it cums.
Enitanmii:
Probably older than you as well.

I'm a linguistics. Any problem?
Romance › Re: Being A SIMP Is The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man(image Included) by imagrg(m): 10:23pm On Aug 15, 2022
He should advise the lady not to abort the pregnancy and nurse another man's baby while the other man keeps yanshing her for him.
Methinks his gbola nor dey reach bottom.
Romance › Re: I Love This Girl by imagrg(m): 10:18pm On Aug 15, 2022
Like a kid, you seem to be in love for the first time.
Let her be. She's too smart for you.
Romance › Re: My Pregnant Wife Is Cheating On Me, Here's My Proof. by imagrg(m): 10:09pm On Aug 15, 2022
huh

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