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Take a plane.

What should one be doing there once the urge is satisfied?
I get out ASAP!

What disease? STD?

trueSeeker01:
bro i worked hard all my life have been doing hard labour since when i was 14 years old till now it doesnt pay i have nothing except disease which i couldnt care because of poverty now its time to take any action possible im tired of wallowing in pains

The reptile wan knack

Then upgrade her like I did my late wife.

aktem:
I love her for real and I wish to marry her sef.

Once dated an Indian lady.
So beautiful and willing.
She fell madly in love with me like in the movies. But I nor fit marry Oyinbo.

Chairman of the Stingy Men Association speaking.

MALIGNANTGuest:
It's really disheartening to hear this.
Who did you expect to vote in the right people?
Possibly, you are waiting for those abroad to come down and do the needful for u.

U were so quick & never hesitated at putting up ur Facebook Details as well as ur pictures but u couldn't put up an ORDINARY PVC which would never reveal ur Identity as much as Facebook would have done. Ain't u surprised at that?
U are so proud to state it clearly.
I don't have PVC

U reside in a Highly volatile area of the country yet you are unperturbed about who ensures you leave that hospital through Free medical care and improvement in quality of life..

Why do you think MOST of us left Nigeria?
IF Nigeria were to be ranked 10th in the world in terms of human development index and quality of life, do you think we would have left?

I'm honestly disappointed in you!
I have had to vote the last time I visited Nigeria but see you in a hospital that looks like a poultry unperturbed about who governs you or emerges as your next president.
It seems u want to remain an ONLINE beggar 4life, that's if you are truly real.
In the country I reside, Emergency treatments attract no single financial implication until they are done with your treatment.
In Fact, Insurance does a lot for you.
So many are cleared for FREE irrespective of your immigration status. Every delivery of a pregnant woman within 72hrs remains Free irrespective of the mode of delivery. This happens in the best of the hospitals across same country.

Finally, I just want to believe you are not the actual person in that context!

Madness everywhere in the country.

Level 17 officers in Edo State earn less than 270k monthly.
I'm a retired Public Servant on level 16. My pension is....nothing to sing about.

I'm unlike you.
I'm God-fearing and I'm satisfied with the pension I receive monthly from the Government.
I don't understand why most of these youths are so evil-minded.

Dreadlock69:
You wan use them do ritual

Some ladies are like the proverbial serpent in the Bible...very deceptive.
Some married women are not left out too.

Sex with another man's wife?
Hmm.
But women sef

How do I join this party in Benin City?

Why these ethnic hate?
This is why the North would always dominate the South.
Can't you come together and speak as one voice?

The devil is now resident in Nigeria!

Most big private hospitals.

Titusolufemi:
Please where can I donate,

Vaseline boys, this is your chance to hammer.
Instead of throwing the cum away, go get 150k.

150 x 30 = N4,500,000 monthly!

Kpekus go then suffer and young ladies go dey pay 20k for a round of sex instead of the reverse.

We for dey hear, "a young lady bought IPhone 13 pro for his boyfriend to lure him to bed".
Oh boy, e for sweet and even boys go stop Yahoo and go dey hawk their sperm for street!

The future for be male!

See, life for sweet and scarcity of gbola for increase.

Thanks for your compliment.

fikayormi:
Good luck

Tough times, rough things...this I've observed.

Tough times bring in ugly behaviour in some people.

Still searching!

Occupy yourself browsing all night

Ladies like you make some gullible men commit crime to make money just to please you.
Moderation is best appreciated!

May God bless me with a wife like you who appreciate this union.

I need a cheerful, charming, loving, tall, lady to marry. She must be educated and gainfully employed. She must not be obsessed or flabby looking.
Age between 38 and 50.

See my earlier thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/7116074/need-god-fearing-wife-aged-41

Is 52k bigger than his life?

Toma2:
You have more than enough.. that 52k is someone's 4months salary..
You can as well give him part of the money for consolidation.

Una dey ask for another person money...hmm

Too many rooms.
Too bogus.
Better to live a simple life like the Uruguay President.

Use of condom is safe and best way to prevent STI and unwanted pregnancy but it amounts to simulated sex which is also referred to as masturbation.

Ladies know that the use of condom in them is like they using cucumber to masturbate, except that there is a simp on top of them or behind their bumbum trying to imitate sex!

After runz, they collect your money and even ask when next you will need them to 'work under you'!

You may not understand, man!
Pray it doesn't happen to you.
You'll have a feeling of emptiness.
Man, sex is not the matter but companionship is most missed!

UpInTheSky:
You want to marry again just one year after your wife's passing? Na wa ooo



Na wa oooooo

That's why girls have to be careful about who they give their kpekus to blow when they are still young.