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Stop blowing hot, baby girl. Nothing spoil. Realistically, masturbation has no physical effect on female but don't overdo it because it may make you hate dick later in life. For now, do it maybe twice a week. Just get a sizable cucumber if you can't afford a vibrator and lubricant and do your thing gently. I swear you will forget talks about heartbreak or HIV.
You surely will avoid most stress preek brings into relationship. I'm a man though.

Beautygoddesss:
u can only say this becuz u are a mugu without brains and a very stupid one at that.i have my reasons for posting this topic.and it does not concern my getting admitted in the university.u are a fool i asked if masturbation have any bad effect on females u are here talking about prick.idiot ur mates are giving responsible answers u are spitting rubbish from that trap u call mouth.wat am i excited about? Sex?? sex is too cheap to be excited about wat i will get tired of later in future mtcheeeww.nonsense

Nor be me oh. I dey here to comment too oh.

ozome15:
So how do u want me to trust u that am not seeing and dont even know u.

Oh boy, dey send just 50k to me monthly and watch how your life go transform like transformer dey bring good light.
Seriously I fit give you my 24 years old daughter marry sef. Na good girl.

See my signature below and let me pray for your continuous success both financially and in matrimony.

My male or female cousin would have sounded better, methinks.

This wan too small. Can't take big gbola

E get as e be now...
Nor do am.
Abi dem don dey yash already?

Most hotels at Akungba-Akoko are ok. But at night I stay awake playing the role of a vigilante because times are rough, trust no one!

Forgive him and help him out if you cab please.

Trust no lady.
Just let her go if she doesn't fit into your dreams!

This is the time to change from you evil ways and try to love your neighbour like yourself.
YOU MUST NOT CHEAT OR KILL.

Well, it's not easy taking a hard decision. But my friend, you didn't bet what you can afford to lose.
Personally, I place long bets with between 200 and 500 Naira only on weekends.

Quitting totally is good though but May not stop your addiction.

Masturbate when the urge comes to stay faithful to your girlfriend.

Take lime always and very soon your preek go go limp.

300whitewolves:
This is really taking a toll on me, and it's getting worse day by day, am finding it difficult to keep myself in check, the harder I try the more it comes. I even make sure I don't look at a woman backside twice cos I know what that can cause. I have a girlfriend but we are far apart, and I don't want to cheat on her. Please my fellow nairalanders help me out of this situation. Konji na bastard for real.

Let the borehole go!

You think you are smart.
Na your kowtow go suffer am

Nyascobar1414:
I appreciate girls that make Y'all real men(simps)learn the hardway...


Good..


Next....

When girls full streets.

That's my boy!

Other young Nigerians would rather do Yahoo plus.

I've decided to close this thread because I have just gotten myself a crunch on Nairaland!

I don't expect you to trust or believe me but I'm for real.
You can check my Facebook status too to partially confirm my identity.

I'm 58. Widowed. In fact, I lost my lovely wife to cardiac arrest a year back. I need a wife that will show me true love.

If interested, please chat me up using the WhatsApp number on my signature below..

Scammers, please keep off!

Na me oh!
Make una nor worry, I go unfreeze una fund if una don get sense.

Oplomo:
Who own flutterwave?

I got this from a WhatsApp group and thought I should share it with you all...

*ORDINARY.*

*Holandia Yogurt is expensive, but it does not quench thirst like* *"ordinary water." *Water might be ‘Ordinary’, but without it, there is no life.*

*O'level(WASC/SSCE) is just an ordinary Certificate but without it you can't obtain a Degree, Masters and PhD.*

*That thing called ‘ordinary’ does not mean it is not valuable.*
*Value ordinary people. They can save your life.*

*Don’t be too proud to respond when your Gateman greets you.*
*Don't be too proud to adjust when that Junior Staff calls your attention to issues.*

*Don't be too proud to listen to the advice of your follower because, some of them are even better leaders. But you are only privileged.*

*Don't be too proud to listen to your subordinates as a leader because, you don't know it all.*

*If you treat the ordinary people in your life like garbage, you may die with your ailments.*

*"Low-Class" People are not necessarily "Low Life" People.*
*Who says you are better than that "Ordinary Person"?*
*Those ordinary people were made by God and God has deposited in them strength and weakness.*

*Don't allow your pride to destroy you.*
*Wisdom* *is profitable to direct and "When we do things together, we do it better".*

*Have a Blessed Day!*

Me when I be teacher's delight, I ended up as a retired Secondary School teacher.

Women are cheats.
Maintain this stance and she will beg your attention.

Wizzy13:
i was invited and i was even to pay for it
am cute, i have rejected many offers from girls to do that with them just because of her
i feel its over between us cos its shows a lot

This lady was hurriedly put in the coffin.

Let her do HIV test.

What an achievement!
Okay boy, clap for yourself now.
It's not easy committing such a sin and confessing it openly.
I salute your courage.
Go and sin no more!

Collegelove:
His education is faulty.

Not friction. It happened really. The two sisters really loved me and I had to sleep with both of them. Wasn't my fault anyway.

Violence, watery and smelling kpekus.

My wife died same way last year.
I don't understand what's happening.
RIP to the dead.

Wanna make children high. Children will now be beating up parents oh.