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Never married? Oh boy! |
More love for money than true relationship with the opposite sex can spoil the pleasure of early erection. Some would ask, "Na erection I go chop?" |
HIV is trending everywhere you go. So, tread softly, softly in the soft centre. |
There are better ways of showing remorse. frozen70: |
Your comments are hilarious. |
Many married men and women cheat a lot these days. Probably their spouses no longer arouse them. |
Nice one. But where can I buy this too? prince3009: |
On Android phones too? |
Beauty in the devil |
Born criminal. Must have stolen the mother's fallopian tube as he was being born |
Crazy youths in a crazy country. |
This is good news. Oya, another public holiday. |
You can't try that to them in their country. |
He could be using charm on them Ceenachi: |
Get this clear: Yahoo Boys are thieves. They rob other people of their hard-earned money not minding what happens to their victims. They go about advertising their loot to the envy of other aspiring young men and women. EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS VANITY. MONEY IS NOT ALL THAT MATTERS. WHAT MATTERS IS HOW YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO USE YOUR GOD-GIVEN TALENT TO IMPART ON OTHERS, POSITIVELY. |
Pay workers their wages and stop blowing out-dated grammar trying to justify your ineptitude. |
If I say, "Rest In Peace", they will not allow him to do that. Millions of people will still be calling his name and disturbing his peace! Time to realise that everything on the surface of the earth shall one day fade away and leave behind a history of what once was. |
Interesting |
I have made up my mind not to kneel down to apologise to a woman whatever the circumstance but instead show remorse by begging her for forgiveness via words of the mouth and by buying her gifts or giving her a good lay if she is either my wife or lover. Traditionally, the woman is by nature supposed to do the kneeling down not the man for whatever reason. So, if you, as a man, kneel down to apologise or propose to your lover, then, you are the woman in the house! WHAT DO YOU THINK? |
Oh Boy, it's not funny waiting for another December before you can have sex with your wife again oh. So try to get her interested in sex again. But wait oh... ARE YOU SURE SHE IS NOT USING IT AS A PLOY TO TAME YOUR HIGH LIBIDO? |
To me, the basic things an average Nigerian needs to make him/her look fulfilled in life are: 1. Basic or above basic education. 2. A good moral background Which includes teachings on the love for Almighty God and doing His Will. 3. A good job or private business that generates constant income or profits. 4. A caring wife/husband and lovely children. 5. A good car 6. A nice environment with a stable and dependable government. WHAT DO YOU THINK? |
And you know what? I lost my loved one-my wife, to cardiac arrest two months back at the age of 53 after being together for 25 years! I don't feel free; Boy, I feel unfulfilled. I feel being deserted, I feel like I lost a wonderful 'mother'. It's like an incomplete metamorphosis! I wish to find another love probably a year or two after this sad impasse. For now, I hate being single because it is presently not funny. |
The abovementioned are like ginger to my earlier mentioned. |
A boyfriend's thrust is savage and meant to satisfy his lust for the moment while a husband's is careful, satisfying and with the intention of preserving the pleasure for another day! |
If you are not married, your girlfriend cannot give you the full intimacy that a wife unleashes. *A lover's show of intimacy is feigned, but a wife's is total and overwhelming! |
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