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Events › Re: Lady Weds Without Wearing Makeup (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 6:24pm On Jun 16, 2018
ibkayee:
The bow tie is your brother?
It looks good.
Events › Re: Lady Weds Without Wearing Makeup (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 5:53pm On Jun 16, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
This is not news.

Whatever works for her she is not the first neither would she be the last to wed without make up.


As for me all must complete on that day with make up included.
Yeah...on our wedding day. smiley
Events › Re: Lady Weds Without Wearing Makeup (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 5:49pm On Jun 16, 2018
ibkayee:
Pretty woman
Lol I hate bow ties, I swear grin
What do u mean? Are you trying to insult my bro?
Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Pictures of my Brother by imitateMe(m): 5:28pm On Jun 16, 2018
Who started this kneeling thing? I feel the lady should kneel instead.
Romance › Re: Lol!! I Opened Facebook And This Is What I Saw (Pics) by imitateMe(m): 1:15pm On Jun 15, 2018
Disgusting
Romance › Re: Your Boyfriend Is Using You For Ritual by imitateMe(m): 1:11pm On Jun 15, 2018
You dey talk 30 millionhuh Some girls are ready to trade their destinies for 5 million.







Even for recharge card sef.
Romance › Re: (Ladies): A Girl Can Never Truly Love A Guy Until He's Chopped Her Kpekus. Why? by imitateMe(m): 1:04pm On Jun 15, 2018
ForeignAgent:
For most females sex is a deeply intimate and emotionally bonding experience, while for men it's usually just a physical thing.

I suspect that you probably lied to this poor girl when you were sweet talking her and you made her feel you were in love with her.
Sex is nothing to them. Ask the prostitutes.
Romance › Re: She Blocked Me Because Of This by imitateMe(m): 12:58pm On Jun 15, 2018
kimbraa:
And the guy doesn't have this Nigerian guy's entitlement mentality abi? So giving a girl airtime means she would have to accept a relationship offer so you can fùck at will?
Then let her ask her female friends na. Abi na by force to ask boys?
Sports › Re: Serbian Barber Carves Lionel Messi Headshot For Fans At N64,000 Per Head by imitateMe(m): 9:21am On Jun 15, 2018
NaijaMutant:
Talent is everything


Oh God, what's my talent?
I need to discover it quickly grin
The thing between ur legs. I've given thee....use it.
Politics › Re: Biography Of Elishama Rosemary Ideh, Female 2019 Presidential Aspirant by imitateMe(m): 4:41am On Jun 15, 2018
limeta:
Go on girl You got my vote already
Wasted vote.
Romance › Re: Hmm.... I'm Tired Of How Life Is Torturing Me! by imitateMe(m): 7:33pm On Jun 14, 2018
You better land yourself in prayer city for aggressive deliverance.

Well, I assume your case is still an enjoyable one, else you wouldnt be garnering sympathy on nairaland.
Romance › Re: A Female Colleague Tried To Take My Position By Flirting With My Boss. by imitateMe(m): 2:57pm On Jun 14, 2018
Nice essay. You try. Oya take one cabin biscuit there.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Men? by imitateMe(m): 2:30pm On Jun 14, 2018
ImaIma1:
I used to say i can't marry a short man and a man with small nose for the sake of my children cheesy
Then you should marry a man who nose tomorrow. Lol
Romance › Re: Ladies, No Matter How Hot A Nigerian Guy Is, Never Ask Him Out by imitateMe(m): 7:49pm On Jun 13, 2018
No matter how classy the girl is, she'd look cheap and worthless to him.
The more you try to seduce a man, the more worthless and disgusting you'll seem to him.
However, playing hard to get doesn't raise your standards - it only postpones your 'heartbreak day'.
If you know you know!
Health › Re: June Wanza, Kenyan Lady Dies During Breast Enlargement Surgery. Pics by imitateMe(m): 7:40pm On Jun 13, 2018
When will women stop risking their lives to please ushuh Silly creatures!
Sports › Re: World Cup: Psychic Pig Picks Nigeria And Argentina For Semi-final by imitateMe(m): 7:34pm On Jun 13, 2018
Damminglola:
Lemme start laughing in advance grin grin grin. But on a more serious note, what will eventually happen to those apples later??
Only a female would have made that comment.
We are talking football, someone is talking apple. Do you have any idea how much I stand to make if this prediction comes truehuh
Romance › Re: Lady Blasts Man Who Offered Her Sister N10,000 For Sex by imitateMe(m): 3:47pm On Jun 13, 2018
I wonder how some men enjoy sex they paid forhuh I CAN'T pay for sex.
Romance › Re: Lady Blasts Man Who Offered Her Sister N10,000 For Sex by imitateMe(m): 3:47pm On Jun 13, 2018
I wonder how some men enjoy sex they paid forhuh I CAN'T pau for sex.
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photo Of Two Plus-Sized Lovers by imitateMe(m): 6:30pm On Jun 12, 2018
Fat guys have tiny things... She won't feel anything during coitus
Romance › Re: A Young Man Who Services Women Advertised His Business in Abuja by imitateMe(m): 6:32pm On Jun 10, 2018
adto:
It is called marketing
It is called MANketing
Sports › Re: Vera Ribeiro: "Allow Portugal Players Masturbate" - Rui Patricio's Wife To Coach by imitateMe(m): 9:43am On Jun 08, 2018
Wetin she sabi?
Romance › Re: The Terrible And Untold Ordeals That Guys Pass Through The Hands Of Their Women by imitateMe(m): 6:26am On Jun 08, 2018
The annoying thing is that some mumu girls will come and start bragging that they don't make demands.

I've seen daughters of millionaires DESPERATELY begging for 1k. I wonder if they get orgasm from it.
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite: I Test My True Friends Demanding Money From Them by imitateMe(m): 8:31am On Jun 07, 2018
naturalwaves:
Another way to milk fooolish guys of their hard earned money. All these girls looking for freebies all the time. 90% of the so called people that would be tested will be guys o. If you need extra money, go look for extra job. I used to have a bit of respect for this one but I never knew she is this daft. Idiota!
100%
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite: I Test My True Friends Demanding Money From Them by imitateMe(m): 8:29am On Jun 07, 2018
There is no way a lady would lie about it and I won't know she is lying.
Celebrities › Re: Gbemi: "Date Women Who Earn As Much As You Do" by imitateMe(m): 11:28am On Jun 06, 2018
Some women will come and lie here that they don't make demands. All women do it.
Romance › Re: Meet Handsome Somali Songbird That Women Are Dying To Fall In Love With by imitateMe(m): 9:50am On Jun 04, 2018
Nofav0rs:
you mean his eyes?
She is a typical Yoruba lady. In Yoruba, "eyes" and "face" are described by the same word, "oju".
Family › Re: Kabiru Ishaq Sa'id Celebrates His 3 Wives, Gives Them Pet Names by imitateMe(m): 1:10am On Jun 04, 2018
hadduni:
Is it ever possible to truly love multiple women at the same time?
Very possible for a man.
Romance › Re: Men React To The New Penile Padlock [photo] by imitateMe(m): 10:48am On Jun 03, 2018
Nonsense invention!!! sign of the Antichrist. WHO must do something about this.
Romance › Re: My Girl Wants Me To Make Love To Her Always When She Is Seeing Red by imitateMe(m): 10:42am On Jun 03, 2018
Lovemeforme:
coz we are always honey when seeing the danger sign
picture or I don't believe it!
Romance › Re: My Girl Wants Me To Make Love To Her Always When She Is Seeing Red by imitateMe(m): 10:41am On Jun 03, 2018
SoapQueen:
For me, it's the opposite. I dey be like lioness when I dey on.
Picture or I don't believe it!
Romance › Re: Nigerian men are scum - Lady crys out on Twitter by imitateMe(m): 10:17am On Jun 03, 2018
Is she just knowing this? Learner!
Actually most guys love to make shakara girls like u cry. He was probably waiting for the right time to strike.

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