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Romance › Re: He Must Be 1st Class Graduate - Nigerian Lady Lists Qualities Husband Must Have by imitateMe(m): 8:34am On Aug 02, 2018
He must be working in a good company yet money doesn't matter to you abi? Lolzz
It is well
Romance › Re: She Loves Me So Much. How Do I Tell Her I Won't Marry Her? by imitateMe(m): 10:13pm On Jul 29, 2018
Zinny25:
You no like her face yet it didn't stop u from sleeping with her... Now wey u don chop tire, u cm realize say she no fine. My bro u tink u wil make heaven.. Do u know u can b prosecuted for thishuh The thunder wey wan cm ur side eeh still dey do press up...

Waiting for monkeys to quote me...
Abeg no vex. lolz
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Feel After Speaking In Tongue? by imitateMe(m): 3:50pm On Jul 29, 2018
I feel a surge of soothing electric current through me - that happens during the act. It's also been scientifically proven that speaking in tongues rejuvenates the brain, and consequently vitalizes your body. Learn to speak in tounges by asking God for it.
Sports › Re: Oscar Ekong: William Troost-Ekong Welcomes Baby Boy, Reveals His Face (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 7:29pm On Jul 25, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
To me that squad that went to Russia is not the Nigerian super eagles but the Biafran lions... Despite crashing out in such a cruel manner to the Argentines, they made us proud.
With Ahmed Musa abi? Yeye lions
Romance › Re: When It Is Justifiable To Hit A Woman by imitateMe(m): 8:13pm On Jul 23, 2018
An emphatic and resounding YES!!!!
Romance › Re: Is This Right Or Do I Need Help? by imitateMe(m): 8:02pm On Jul 23, 2018
It's very normal. The sperm you release during wet dreams doesn't contain neurotransmitters like dopamine, oxytocin and the like (from my experience), that's why it's clear and transparent.

When you masturbate, you release vital chemicals (neurotransmitters). I'm not sure if the same applies to sex. That's why masturbation is very dangerous, as the brain can differentiate between masturbation and sex.

Keep it up.
Romance › Re: She Finds It Hard To Wash Her Undies - Nigerian Guy Exposes His Dirty Girlfriend by imitateMe(m): 8:47pm On Jul 22, 2018
cheesy
ImaIma1:
The fact that you use this one untidy girl or a few dirty girls you have met to qualify the rest of us is what makes me question your level of reasoning.

I have seen guys that wear their boxers for days without washing. Did i say all guysare dirty. Or do you wear dirty boxers.

Learn the act of making a point without generalizing.
E pain am.....yeeeeepaaaa grin
Romance › Re: Married Woman Who Had Oral With Man Severally Says She Don't Want Sex. See Why by imitateMe(m): 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2018
I know that woman.
Romance › Re: This Woman Has Been Sleeping With Me In My Dream (photo) by imitateMe(m): 10:15pm On Jul 16, 2018
Don't be deceived by her "public show". Anyone in her position would easily pull that stunt.
Romance › Re: "Never Introduce Your Man To Your Female Friends" Lady Advises by imitateMe(m): 10:05pm On Jul 16, 2018
MissRaine69:
Because you cannot think in an objective manner that’s why you laugh at what is clearly a figure of speech.
I understand you, however real man stays faithful to his promises, not to a woman.
Romance › Re: "Never Introduce Your Man To Your Female Friends" Lady Advises by imitateMe(m): 9:55pm On Jul 16, 2018
MissRaine69:
If your man is loyal he will stick by you. If you do not trust your female friends then it’s time to re-evaluate your friendship. Besides birds of a feather flock together they probably think the same about you!
Why should a man be loyal? Is he a dog?? I laugh whenever I hear this.
Romance › Re: How Decent Does It Appear To Marry A Girl With Tattoos? by imitateMe(m): 7:43pm On Jul 09, 2018
abike12:
Is it okay to ask a bunch of strangers whether you should marry someone that you are dating? please don't venture into marriage, you're not ready
We already know you have a tattoo. lol
Romance › Re: How Decent Does It Appear To Marry A Girl With Tattoos? by imitateMe(m): 7:43pm On Jul 09, 2018
abike12:
Is it okay to ask a bunch of strangers whether you should marry someone that you are dating? please don't venture into marriage, you're not ready
We already know you have a tatoo. lol
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposed To His Girlfriend In Public And Received A Dirty Slap by imitateMe(m): 1:33pm On Jul 08, 2018
Acting..
Romance › Re: Lady Cries Out As Ex-Boyfriend Threatens To Release Her Nudes For Dumping Him by imitateMe(m): 7:49am On Jul 06, 2018
ladyF:
How come it's only ladies that send out their nudess? We don't hear of guys' raunchy pictures getting leaked.
That's because ladies don't like dik
Travel › Re: My Experience Living In China For 4 Months - A Nairalander by imitateMe(m): 12:05pm On Jul 04, 2018
ThePianoGuy:
it’s illegal working here o but we still work. You can feed with 100$ monthly if you cook that’s about 36,000naira. School accommodation is 600$ yearly but living outside school is more expensive
What kind of work?
Celebrities › Re: Vera Gerald: 'Most Nigerians Think You Are Bleaching If You Are Light-Skinned' by imitateMe(m): 5:44am On Jun 28, 2018
YouareaBITCH:
Who is this one againhuh

Wheels on the ears

Rainbow on the head

Saclux paint on the face

How can we now believe no bleaching cream on the skinhuh
exactly
Romance › Re: Man Caught His Wife Cheating With His Worker (Pics, Video) by imitateMe(m): 8:01pm On Jun 26, 2018
Scam. who recorded the scene??
Crime › Re: 14-Year-Old Boy Set Ablaze By His Mother In Abia State Has Died (Graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 12:24pm On Jun 26, 2018
Crownbefitsme:
Some women are wicked
All women are wicked. when a man disciplines a child, the child only suffers minor injuries at worst; when it comes from a woman, it usually to results to death.


Women are somehow stupid
Romance › Re: Sex Doll Programmed To Refuse Sex If She’s Bored Or Disrespected by imitateMe(m): 5:48am On Jun 26, 2018
oshe11:
Later them go program am to COLLECT MONEY BEFORE SEX......cheesy


Those ones go be NIGERIAN SEX DOLLSgrin
LOL
Crime › Re: Udeme Otike-Odibi Sent To Prison For Murder Of Husband, Symphorosa Otike Odibi by imitateMe(m): 9:31pm On Jun 25, 2018
creamylicious:
When men wee not keep their pric.k one place nkahuh Be giving women unnecessary mental stress.... for her to cut his pr.ick, they must have been battling unfaithfulness
shut up. is that how to talk?? mtchew
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: The Formation Iheanacho Wants Rohr To Employ by imitateMe(m): 4:49pm On Jun 24, 2018
sexiestharam:
I would really love the super eagles to qualify. But let's call a spade what it is. Argentina knows what is at stake. You think they would let the eagles beat them? Even Fifa would prefer Argentina going through instead of Nigeria and different tactics would be employed to ensure the eagles lose. The super eagles are coming home.
We won't beat them. It'll be a 2-2 draw. Expect an equalizer in the 83rd minute.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by imitateMe(m): 11:45am On Jun 24, 2018
2-2. Nigeria will score first, Argentina will equalize and take the lead with 2-1; then Nigeria will equalize in the 83rd minute.
Romance › Re: WOMEN Are Boring In Chat. This Is How To Make It Fun [iLast Screenshots] by imitateMe(m): 10:28am On Jun 18, 2018
iLegendd:
Haha. Did any woman break your heart? We've all been there sha.
That's impossible. I'm not a woman.
Romance › Re: WOMEN Are Boring In Chat. This Is How To Make It Fun [iLast Screenshots] by imitateMe(m): 9:23am On Jun 18, 2018
Waste of energy. Why waste so much effort in pleasing a fish brainhuh?
I just can't laugh louder.
Romance › Re: Every Man On Earth Needs To Be Tortured To Death - Angry Woman Posts On Twitter by imitateMe(m): 9:15am On Jun 18, 2018
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha









I feel much better now.
Romance › Re: This Ladies Are Very Mean, Selfish And Wicked by imitateMe(m): 9:11am On Jun 18, 2018
Why should you be making sacrifices for a lady? lol. Even women themselves love men that disrespect them.
Romance › Re: I Don't Need Your Money, I Want You To Spoil Me With Love- Lady Tells Boyfriend by imitateMe(m): 9:07am On Jun 18, 2018
I'm ready to bet with my only boxers. That dream can't come to pass.
Romance › Re: Pretty Young Lady Show Off Her Underwear On Social Media - Fans React (photo) by imitateMe(m): 8:58am On Jun 18, 2018
I'm not even moved. She's just like a toddler.











Meanwhile, where is my Vaseline!
Romance › Re: Lady Refuses To Remove Her Nose Ring As She Is Set To Meet Her Fiance's Parents by imitateMe(m): 8:50am On Jun 18, 2018
She looks responsible even with the nose ring.
Politics › Re: How Nigeria Can Win The World Cup By Atiku Abubakar by imitateMe(m): 7:23pm On Jun 17, 2018
LOLzzzz

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