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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Tricks U.S Schools Into Giving Up Employee Tax Info by imitateMe(m): 6:42pm On Jun 02, 2018
This is only a charge, it is not yet an evidence of guilt.
Romance › Re: Stop Paying For Dates With Platonic Female Friends. by imitateMe(m): 7:10am On May 31, 2018
You have a point. There is nothing bad if you guys go dutch on a date. We aren't in the 17th century.
Well, for most guys, it's like a business venture - they spend only to use and dump her. Lavish spending is not a guarantee of love.
Romance › Re: I'm Attracted To White Ladies, But Don't Know How To Get One by imitateMe(m): 7:26am On May 28, 2018
Asowari:
Oga no body is bashing anybody! Truth be told this our current Nigerian sisters are not really that good looking, they have very low self esteem, and they are too dependent on men, the drinkLimca guy went over board, but I do understand where is coming from. If I have my way I won't marry Nigerian woman.
LOL
Celebrities › Re: May D Proposes To Carolina Wassmuth, His Pregnant Girlfriend by imitateMe(m): 6:46pm On May 26, 2018
Advantages:

1. No noise
2. No noise. LOL
3. Clean Punana
4. Cute kids
5. No noise LOL
6. No entitlement mentality
7. No noise
8. Educated
9. No smell
10. Continue the rest grin




I'm just joking oo
Crime › Re: Lady Cries Out As Man She Met Online Threatens To Assassinate Her by imitateMe(m): 5:19pm On May 26, 2018
The girl didn't tell people how much she collected from him.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy, Mr Eazi & His Girlfriend Temi Otedola Party Together In London (PICS) by imitateMe(m): 7:10pm On May 24, 2018
OfficialRasheed:
Why do we Yoruba's want to be fair like Igbos by force
Biafra..n spotted!
Crime › Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by imitateMe(m): 9:07pm On May 23, 2018
She didn't consider her brothers and father before slapping you right? Mumu!!!
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Speaks On Her Pregnancy: My Greatest Dream Has Finally Been Realised by imitateMe(m): 8:34am On May 21, 2018
IamD18:
It's funny how getting pregnant became the greatest achievement of a role model of single feminists grin

I keep saying this; No matter how you deceive yourself on media, you'll still log out to face reality. cheesy

She's a proof to social media wanna-be feminists that no matter how rich, aggressive, exposed, intelligent and brave a woman can be, she can never survive without a diick. You all must be humbled by a man.
LOL
They need that divk to survive. LOL
Romance › Yoruba Demon by imitateMe(op): 8:32pm On May 19, 2018
I came across this definition on urbandictionary.com

A Yoruba demon is typically a young man of Yoruba (the Yoruba is a tribe predominantly found in South West Nigeria ) descent who has the uncanny gift to effortlessly make ladies fall head over heels in love with him. He is naturally a gifted smooth talker and Casanova and prides himself in been able to acquire a huge followership of female admirers and side chicks. He is also gifted at absolving himself of any responsibility in his relationships. Generally, he is a seductive cock-tail of sweet and bitter.

There is no going back after you date a Yoruba demon, you keep coming back for more.


https://www.google.com/search?q=yoruba+demon&client=ms-opera-mini-android&channel=new

To the ladies, I'd say: Beware of Yoruba demons!!
Health › Re: Simple Ways To Stay Healthy And Prevent Awful Vaginal Discharge by imitateMe(m): 8:11pm On May 19, 2018
KhadyM:
Majority of people viewing this thread are MEN... I wonder why undecided
They feast on it na. We are all stakeholders.
Romance › Re: Am Single And Sexy by imitateMe(m): 7:37pm On May 16, 2018
Goldcoast44:
Am Linda 31 years
am 5ft
am light in complexion
serious minded guys let hook up
What were you doing before 31? You were probably forming feminist. You never old reach.

























Na play I dey o
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by imitateMe(m): 4:09pm On May 16, 2018
Mariinee:
It was expected. But honestly, Nina is such a dumb girl.
After meeting with girls who are wayyy finer, classier, intelligent and posh than Nina, why should he stick with her? I'm pretty sure some girls would even throw themselves at Miracle, for free. Not for the money, but just to have a bite. grin
And, to be more honest...no man will take Nina seriously for a relationship. Any man she meets now would just want to have his own bite and RUN.
She has exhibited herself to the world as a wench with little or no self-control, materialitic, dumb and disloyal.
I think I'm in love with you.
Family › Re: Zambian Man Calls Out Another Man For Snatching His Wife Of 20 Years (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 8:56pm On May 14, 2018
Why this guy dey do like woman? Shame just dey catch me for here sha.
Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti: "Yahoo Boys Are Still Mugus To The Whites" by imitateMe(m): 5:28pm On May 14, 2018
That's true.
Celebrities › Re: Bride Abandons Groom For Tobi Bakre After He Stormed Their Wedding by imitateMe(m): 3:26pm On May 14, 2018
Women and oju kokoro
Romance › Re: Bride On Crutches: Nigerian Lady Shares Her Story by imitateMe(m): 5:32pm On May 13, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Us wey complete still dey search. She's beautiful though. Men will rush to marry even a deaf and dumb lady as long as she's light skinned.
Yes, I love light skinned women.
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Okoro: "I Am Tempted To Cheat On My Wife Everyday' by imitateMe(m): 8:20pm On May 12, 2018
Muzanga:
Both married men and women are tempted to cheat. Your ability to control it is the main thing. Wetin dey hungry you dey hungry ur wife too. Naija men think they have the monopoly of cheating. I laugh.
Do you know the difference between dopamine and oxytocin? If dopamine surge for sex catch you for one day, I bet you'd go out unclad shaking that big black ass of yours upandan.

There is are HUGE difference between the male brain and the feeble frail female brain!!!
Education › Re: Scholarships For Africans 2018 To Study In South Africa by imitateMe(m): 8:13pm On May 12, 2018
Xenophobia in that country can't be syncopated at all. It's in their blood.
It's better to try other options.
Fashion › Re: Lady Claimed Her Friend Is Flaunting A Borrowed Outfit She Has Refused To Return by imitateMe(m): 6:59pm On May 11, 2018
Preshy561:
why can't some ladies be contented with what they have?

they borrow virtually everything just to slay.
if you have one shoe ,wear it and keep clean,nobody will question or disgrace you like this.



learn to be contented but they won't agree,instead they will be looking for made easy ways to slay their ass out.


so now,which one did she borrowhuh


trouser,top or brahuh
Summary: All ladies are greedy.
Celebrities › Re: Hailey Veronica Adeleke's 1st Birthday: Davido Celebrates His 2nd Daughter by imitateMe(m): 7:58pm On May 09, 2018
Princess Davido
Events › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Marries Days After Her Arm Was Bitten Off By Crocodile (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 7:30pm On May 07, 2018
Evablizin:
shocked
What a horrible experience.

This is what i call true love.kiss


Mr Jamie Fox nah man,real man.
HML.
Are you a real woman? can u replicate what he did?
Crime › Re: 8-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Abuja After Losing A Game To His Brothers by imitateMe(m): 3:12pm On May 07, 2018
I understand that feeling. I hope it wasn't chess though.
Romance › Re: Honest Question: Why Do Women Think Giving Men Sex Is A Favor? by imitateMe(m): 9:43pm On May 04, 2018
I remember meeting a lady who requested some money in return for sex. You know what I did eventually? I paid her without touching her. What many men lose after sex isn't just money; they lose much more than that.
Too many STD infested pucis around. By merely looking at them, you can tell.
Politics › Re: Fela Durotoye: "No PVC, No Sex For Men, No Toasting" by imitateMe(m): 5:27pm On May 02, 2018
adadike:
I concur. No PVC, no toasting.
How far? Can I have ur number?
Romance › Re: Man Curses His Ex-Girlfriend For Dumping Him For A Richer Man In Osun State. by imitateMe(m): 6:08pm On May 01, 2018
LivingFree:
Men cry too grin
Big lie. That's a joke. Trust bloggers at ur peril.
Politics › Re: Hassan Felix Hyat's Daughter Weds Oyinbo Man In Austria. Photos by imitateMe(m): 10:09am On Apr 30, 2018
Very short lady. She looks so excited.
Agriculture › Re: Katsina, Dangote Finalise Deal For Rice Growers Scheme by imitateMe(m): 7:07am On Apr 30, 2018
As long as the Northerners control our economy, they'll always control our politics.
They are the smartest people in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Bride Embarrasses Groom, Refuses To Kiss Him On Wedding Day Over His Mouth Odour by imitateMe(m): 2:31pm On Apr 29, 2018
She should have managed it like that na. Bad breath can be sexy at times. LOL
Where is the video by the way?
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies!!! Exclusively Bae!!! by imitateMe(m): 2:26pm On Apr 29, 2018
Safiaa:
Yawns.

Have you ever made a thread teaching men to be husbands? How to be providers? How to be good fathers to their children, because as far as I’m concerned, they’re more dogs roaming around the streets than men.
E pain am. pele
Romance › Re: New Photos Of Couple Who Got Married After Initially Stuck In The Friendzone by imitateMe(m): 2:18pm On Apr 29, 2018
Florblu:
The guy's look scared me
That's another way of saying, "he is so hot, I'm so wet!"
Romance › Re: Sex For Gionee A1 As Birthday Gift: Lady Shares Chat She Had With A Guy by imitateMe(m): 6:14pm On Apr 28, 2018
Preshy561:
mtchew. stupidity keeps on growing in this buhari regime. so because you declined sex for just a phone we shouldn't hear word abii?undecided
next please.
Jealousy. Don't worry, I'll buy you chinko phone okay?
Romance › Re: Sex For Gionee A1 As Birthday Gift: Lady Shares Chat She Had With A Guy by imitateMe(m): 6:14pm On Apr 28, 2018
Preshy561:
mtchew. stupidity keeps on growing in this buhari regime. so because you declined sex for just a phone we shouldn't hear word abii?undecided
next please.
Jealousy

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