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Crime / Re: Man Caught With Dead Baby In Suitcase In Abuja ! by In4MATIC1: 4:44pm On Sep 16, 2012
Now this is what i call a "strong headed" boy. he just wouldn't let his murderer go Scot free.

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Crime / Re: Robbed At GTB E-banking Centre In Egbeda by In4MATIC1: 5:00pm On Sep 15, 2012
ehya sorry bro. it happened to me AT THAT SAME E-CENTER some months ago. i actually noticed d charade of two guys having difficulty and also that they gave up and left as soon as i was done.
i tried to shake them off by going in circles and i thought i did not, until i got to igando b4 they caught up with me. this on a Sunday afternoon.
Politics / Re: Lagos Ocean Surge Casualty Man-made - NEMA by In4MATIC1: 3:55pm On Aug 27, 2012
mukina2:


http://allafrica.com/stories/201208270272.html

Ehya, someone is playing word games with the wasted lives of his very own citizens. but i forget... cost of life comes 3 for 5,000.00 in Nigeria. (the "have-nots" life that is). would anybody who had the option of a decent apartment choose the water front instead.
chai Nigeria!
Phones / Re: MTN SMS About N750 Recharge Card Is A Scam Beware by In4MATIC1: 9:07pm On Jul 29, 2012
Havilah93: i received exactly the same sms yesterday morning. I already ignored it......got one last week saying fashola was receiving one acn flag ....all na fraud

HAHAHAHA. LWKMD
I got d same text last week of the fashola AC flag n i though "how dumb" and to think it was sent to me by a girl i was thinking on dating. Of course I've jettisoned that plan. Such dimness in one i expected better from was unbelievable
Religion / Re: How To Worship The Nigerian God by In4MATIC1: 12:53pm On Jul 28, 2012
Patsey:

You seem to be missing the point. Is that something that exists (ALLAH, GOD, YAHWEH, etc) compatible or incompatible with all manners of sleaze?[/color][/b]

i believe his answer is in response to the fellow who asked the age old question of the existence of the SUPREME.
Events / Re: Get Together Party For Nairalanders..is It Possible? by In4MATIC1: 6:28pm On Jul 26, 2012
honey001:

But how on earth will someone kill anoda person just cos their ideas or ways of thinking are different?

It happens everyday in Nigeria. But I'm intrigued at the thought of meeting some of these people in the flesh. That will be the beginning of building the Nigeria we want: when young minds both local and in the diaspora meet and merge along similar ideals. It doesn't have to be in one place. But it can happen simultaneously, recorded and posted. This may just be the beginnings of our own "DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE"
Events / Re: Get Together Party For Nairalanders..is It Possible? by In4MATIC1: 6:18pm On Jul 26, 2012
honey001:

But how on earth will someone kill anoda person just cos their ideas or ways of thinking are different?
Religion / Re: Tunde Bakare Summoned Over Sermon by In4MATIC1: 7:19pm On Jul 23, 2012
kingoflag:

Let me ask you a quick question, because this will help us end this back and forth as you clearly seem a person that can't see beyond his big, fat, flat nose....

Tell me: HAVE YOU EVER LIVED IN ANY SOCIETY OUTSIDE OF NIGERIA TO SEE HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO IN NORMAL SOCIETIES?
Religion / Re: Tunde Bakare Summoned Over Sermon by In4MATIC1: 7:19pm On Jul 23, 2012
kingoflag:

Let me ask you a quick question, because this will help us end this back and forth as you clearly seem a person that can't see beyond his big, fat, flat nose....

Tell me: HAVE YOU EVER LIVED IN ANY SOCIETY OUTSIDE OF NIGERIA TO SEE HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO IN NORMAL SOCIETIES?

ah nooooo, who dash monkey...
I have only sojourned in 3 countries so far in 3 continents of this world also i have lived in he eye of religious/ ethnic conflicts up north, south and i know my people. But i think the Question ought to be do YOU still have a connection with the real Nigeria? Mtcheew, leave my front. Hopeless he goat.

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Religion / Re: Tunde Bakare Summoned Over Sermon by In4MATIC1: 6:11pm On Jul 23, 2012
kingoflag:

I was going to reply this rubbish drivel of yours until I got to the end of your post and realized you don't even have an idea what "INCOMPETENT" means or in what context to use it.

Gawd, you NIgerians are just shallow minded creatures now I'm starting to see why the rest of the world hates you guys as they get to know you.

Since we NIGERIANS are shallow minded and despised by the rest of the world including you, my foreign friend, i won't ask you what you are doing on a Nigerian forum. No, I'll only conclude that you are yet to understand the average nigerian mind and what propel''s it to say "the truth" especially when politics is concerned. As for me i don't trust a man undecided on what he believes in and his purpose in life. That GEJ is a mess up does not mean his biggest critic is a better option. this is Nigeria where things are never what they seem.
Religion / Re: Tunde Bakare Summoned Over Sermon by In4MATIC1: 5:23pm On Jul 23, 2012
Billyonaire: Tunde Bakare said OBJ is evil and prophesied the death of President OBJ in office.
He called Yaradua dull man, and even hated him in death, and said GEJ is the Messiah, he went ahead align with Buhari and contest against the same man he called "Messiah" "God sent", pass forward 2yrs later. He is prophesying Coupe and assassinations.

My brother God bless you for the observations. When he preached most of this messages i thought the bros must really hear from God. I remember the one he preached once titled "our king is not dead" quoting hezekiahs illness and topping it up with the words "say to the king, this sickness shall not be unto death"... Alas, umoru didn't make it back from the sick bed. Then there was a time when he came in full yoruba attire (cap n all) and all but declared he was goin to OGun state government house, stating that was where the take over of good men will start from. Shortly after he did a major turn around and declared for vice president with a man he has countlessly villified from his pulpit. No, i say he has crossed the line this time, if he knows of a plot to oust a democratically elected president, no matter how incompetent, the sss should keep him till he tells all he knows.

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Fashion / Re: Man's Biggest Neccessary Evil In Corporate Fashion... by In4MATIC1: 6:56pm On May 22, 2012
I've always maintained that the first fella who invented the tie should be exhumed and shot. Also same for the first person to bring it to our shores.
Autos / Re: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by In4MATIC1: 8:46am On May 17, 2012
Malabeni: I'm begining to see sincerity on the part of Damola. He has done what any honourable business man does,offering refund in a veried case of dissatisfaction. @poster,heed to the advice of bigx,return the car and take back your money. I can see responsibility from both parties. @poster,please if you choose not to take the refund,do lay down your grudge and bicker no more. Good business reputation costs a fortune to build. Enough said.

sir, read between the lines,
1. return in the "good condition" bought.
2. Refunding will be done in about a month when the vehicle is sold...
Hmmm i wonder o. I see litigation here.
Autos / Re: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by In4MATIC1: 8:39am On May 17, 2012
damola1:

The driver is foolish because for any car to develop any fault, it will start showing signs long before. The radiator of the car was blocked, most likely due to dirts and nothing more since it's sitting down there for quite sometime. A simple flushing will put everything in order. I drove that car about 2 weeks after it's pulled out of my garage between home and office and it never developed any fault. The driver saw this signs, and due to his eagerness to arrive abuja on time, ignored it. He didn't call me and no one did until the gasket went gaput. And you expect me to tell him he's shrewd. Lets call a spade a spade, else we will become a spade.

I am ready to return the 'fuckin' money. I have even asked to go and check the car out with my mech. while cancelling my itinerary, yet the buyer declined. What more would you have me do?

please sir, can you tell us how dirt got into a radiator that has been serviced by Elizade? Also are you saying ELIZADE certified a vehicle as serviced with FIVE Indicator lights on?
@ lekky, pls scan that vehicle IMMEDIATELY with a professional scan tool so you know what you bought.

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Music/Radio / Re: Bob Marley's Quotes, Post The Ones You Know Here. by In4MATIC1: 8:11pm On May 12, 2012
Remii:


All these were taken from the speech of Emperor Haile Selasse during a session of United Nations in 1963

That until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned:
That until there are no longer first-class and second-class citizens of any nation;
That until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes;
That until the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all without regard to race;
That until that day, the dream of lasting peace and world citizenship and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion, to be pursued but never attained and until the ignoble but unhappy regimes that hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique, and in South Africa in subhuman bondage have been toppled and destroyed;
until bigotry and prejudice and malicious and inhuman self-interest have been replaced by understanding and tolerance and goodwill;
until all Africans stand and speak as free human beings, equal in the eyes of the Almighty; until that day, the African continent shall not know peace.
We Africans will fight if necessary and we know that we shall win as we are confident in the victory of good over evil.

—English translation of 1963 Speech delivered to the United Nations and popularized in a song called War by Bob Marley.


Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/haile-selassie#ixzz1ueAtVLEk

wow, never really read d complete script. I think d late IMPERIAL MAJESTY should be canonised
Politics / Re: Uduaghan Defends Cost Of Asaba Airport by In4MATIC1: 6:18pm On May 08, 2012
Uduaghan! Uduaghan! Uduaghan!

How do you come up with such an assinine plan that only shows how clueless you are.
I tot the initial plan of asaba airport was to provide solution to commercial passenger flights to the capital? Now you are planning for large cargo planes!
To service who? D civil servants in asaba or the business people in onitsha across the Niger? What's the purpose of dredging the Niger then?
Do you think any international carrier in their right mind will land an A380 dreamliner or a 747 wide body in rural asaba with a barely digitalalised ATC sporting antiquated radder equipment of the 90's? Please delta state has three ports in warri, koko and sapele, invest a billion in each and you'll have solved a major unemployment problem in your state.
In case you have not noticed no sane country allows foreign carriers go to just any place within its borders. Instead they designate one or two major airports where foreign carriers land passengers/ goods are transported using local carriers into the hinterland. This is also purely economic . Go and think again before you waste your peoples money cos you clearly have no clue what to do with it.
Politics / Re: Delta State: Office Of The Former Deputy Governor (Picture) by In4MATIC1: 9:06am On May 04, 2012
tchaik:
I have seen it with my two naked eyes; when I go back there next week, I will send a better pics. Nigeria is officially phucked!

Please, i eagerly await ur confirmation. I'll Rather confirm for myself than take one look and conclude its fake. I won't put anything past a politician
Literature / Re: Please Rate This Poem by In4MATIC1: 11:50am On Apr 15, 2012
Oooh da meaty poo... Very rhymey
Nairaland / General / Re: Kidnapped Micheal Osagiede Freed After 6 Years In The Jungle by In4MATIC1: 10:32am On Apr 15, 2012
ramalot:

The obvious stated here was that you clearly went off on a tangent borne of failed comprehension. If someone read your previous post without taking time to read the story, they simply go off, and their version of the story when they tell it would be "mad man returns after 6 years" -courtesy your misrepresentation. Given this, why should we take any of your further analysis seriously.

But for the hell of it, as i said in response to someone else; what the story says is there were fetish angles to the whole set up, so if the racket required their being alive as a tool for their fetishes, then the sustenance provided to keep him alive is irrelevant. Again, as i said; if you have a a dairy cow, you must feed it properly to get good milk.

Also, if what you're saying is that there are no islands around the general Edo area, by looking at whatever map you have referenced, then you've been misinformed.

Your third point is just the kind of conspiracy theory that deserves little response. So, first you misunderstand a writeup and in a poor attempt to reinforce the false assertion, you have come up with a bogus theory. It is more honorable to accept that you missed that bit of detail n move on, instead of this.

bro, believe what you want, this man is a lunatic. I have personally travelled through most of edo including villages, there's no such mystery lake. Also i mentioned two known cases. One case seems calm n normal, lived in a village near warri and tells anyone who cares to listen that he was in the Israeli army, sometimes its the mosaad and at other times he was a successful music djay in Berlin. And also has an European wife (claims). Don't know if the family still bother to look for him considering how many times he's run away. So there. Until you ask the townsfolk you'll never know he's off d edge.
And since you know so much about ritualists procedures, I'll not raise that point of this wierd nay funny ritual
Nairaland / General / Re: Kidnapped Micheal Osagiede Freed After 6 Years In The Jungle by In4MATIC1: 8:25am On Apr 15, 2012
At the end of the story, I couldn't tell if the so-called abductors were robbers, ritualists, kidnappers or the Red cross. Beats me
Nairaland / General / Re: Kidnapped Micheal Osagiede Freed After 6 Years In The Jungle by In4MATIC1: 8:09am On Apr 15, 2012
ramalot:

For someone tryna make his point on the appreciation of facts, you sir, have failed miserably.

There is no mention of him being insane as you have expressly misconstrued by not reading the story properly.
I bet this is where you get your "insanity" notion - "Infact, we chased him away because we thought he was insane and looking for where to go.”

What the above means is they(his brother & co.) initially did not recognize the individual that was brought to them (coz of his dramatically altered looks). Hence, the above statement. in other words, their first response was -this must be some random mad man tryna find a new home; before realizing it was indeed their long lost brother whom they thought was dead.

Thanks for stating the obvious but let me take you deeper.
Someone analysed the cost of feeding him for six years over half a million. Now after living with robbers/ritualists for six years one should be able to give their names (even if only first names) and descriptions.
2. If you study nigerias map there are no forests surrounded by water (or Lakes in the Benin area) except maybe d creeks of the Niger delta.
3. If you were a reporter trying to write a story for the weekend which will you report "MAD MAN COMES HOME AFTER 6 YEARS WANDERING" or "KIDNAPPEE RETURNS HOME AFTER 6 YEARS IN THE JUNGLE"?
Nairaland / General / Re: Kidnapped Micheal Osagiede Freed After 6 Years In The Jungle by In4MATIC1: 6:47am On Apr 15, 2012
Pooh, most of us don't appreciate the facts of the story only taking his skewed and warped version.
Go back to the story, what did the family say? He was a case of insanity
2. Did the family make a police report at the time of abduction? No. Why? Because they knew he went bonkers.
3. Look into the patients eyes what do u see? I see wanderlust and confusion. All signs of his many travels in his crazed state.
4. Its popular in his region for jealous enemies to afflict their friends and loved ones with such illness to prevent his further success. And it is usually through poisoned drink. You'll know the difference because the person doesn't go completely mad or snaps out of it from time to time. Av seen two similar cases all from that Benin region.
Culture / Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by In4MATIC1: 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2012
If your right hand scrathes you, money is coming but if you left scratches you, you'll definitley be spending some dough unexpectedly.
Culture / Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by In4MATIC1: 1:04pm On Apr 02, 2012
valencia25: When Male and Female Dog are having sex, you take a nail to the soil close to the two Dogs and Nailed down... They will both get stuck together for eternity if you decide not to remove it, anyone tried this?
saw it done once by some friends but the dogs managed to untangle themselves after a while despite the nail in the ground. Was't soo impressed by the barbaric intent
Culture / Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by In4MATIC1: 12:54pm On Apr 02, 2012
slimyem: -if a girl pounds an empty mortar,her biyest would become saggy!
-if someone is set out to punish you and you want him/her to forget,remove an eyelash and put it in your hair!cheesy cheesy cheesy
SO TRUE, SEEN IT WORK MANY TIMES SINCE CHILDHOOD. ALWAYS AMAZES ME.
Politics / Re: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by In4MATIC1: 12:49pm On Apr 02, 2012
jaymdee: The concrete demarcation on the second picture can be found on any portion of Benin Lagos Express Way. They're different roads.
very true observation. Work is moving at a fast pace around the ore axis but 100% complete? I'd say not yet
Politics / Re: Warri - Youths Rescue Kidnap Victim, Beat Kidnappers Mercilessly by In4MATIC1: 12:39pm On Apr 02, 2012
What about the unsaid parts of this story? I'm talking of The part that those "youths" were heavily armed, that they extort money from stores and shops in udu, that they have been accused of extra judicial killing in times past. Just because they have guns... or do you all think anybody in his right mind will confront armed kidnappers with blunt matchets and rusty dane guns,
pls know what you are applauding before waving your pom-poms. Lets just tell ourselves the truth: small arms possesion is growing and prone to abuse in untrained hands.
Politics / Re: Is Nigeria Practicing Investigative Journalism? by In4MATIC1: 10:52pm On Mar 28, 2012
It is practically impossible to do REAL journalism without some measures of digging and that's our bane. We are better at sensationalism, owambe and opinion journalism, fourth estate of the realm indeed .
Politics / Re: MILITANT ATTACK: Ex-militants Blow Up Agip Flow Station In Bayelsa ? by In4MATIC1: 9:59am On Mar 20, 2012
This is going to be around for a long time. Whenever "The Boys" get broke they throw a few grenades to attract attention, get a settlement and every body is happy till the "amnesty grant" is squandered. No wonder we've not seen any development lately.
Politics / Re: Why We Awarded Waterways Contract To Tompolo – FG by In4MATIC1: 9:51am On Mar 20, 2012
Hmm, one minute you are shelling and bombing his (ekpemupolo's) camp and he is returning back the compliment and the next minute he's an astute business man winning government contracts, my teacher's who taught me that "crime doesn't pay have been proven SO WRONG!

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Politics / Re: Confusion In Police Headquarter Abuja by In4MATIC1: 9:44am On Mar 20, 2012
This is serious, i smell strong political under handed trade offs. An interesting story to follow. Oya, get some popcorn relax and enjoy the show

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