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Just saw this a moment on Quora home page, I found it humorous and instructive.

I believe someone will learn a few lessons from it to make this week worthwhile.

A naked woman got into a taxi.

The taxi driver looked her up and down.

Naked woman: That’s rude, have you never seen a naked woman before?

Taxi driver: I sure have.

Naked woman: Then why are you looking me up and down for so long? Let’s go!

Taxi driver: To see if you have any money on you, without the money I am not moving!

A useful skill is to know distractions when you see them.

This will help you focus on your long-term goals.

Have a great week.

Op
I am sure you are already in a sexual relationship with her and she's not ur wife.

U don't have any moral justification to question her activities after all u're immoral too.

She's even matured enough to tell u what she did. Infact I will say she respect u to have told u.

She's a lady with several admirers and u're not likely to be her last bus stop.

If u can't trust her, tell her so that she can move on quickly but it will be all square if you tell u're a cheat too but u were too immature to tell her what you did.
Kindly also include in ur farewell speech that u can eat ur cake and have it back but she can't.

I wish you all the best I ur next relationship as there's no guarantee that u would get someone better than ur soon to be ex.

If I will advice you, for the fact that she came out to tell you should make u forgive her. Give her another chance provided that u don't sleep out too.
And if she has too much affinity for money that u are not comfortable with then kindly let her move on.

End time Relationships can be so complicated.

FuckHomophobes:
I love your open-minded personality boss. You inspire me

Thank you brother. I deeply appreciate you

you can't conclude, you need more tangible proofs

Nice article
The only remedy is to learn a skill.
I am teaching my kids little stuff that I have knowledge about.
My boy can create a blog and simple graphic designs.

I have told my wife as long as I live my children will spend two years after secondary school (that's if we are still Nigeria) to learn a skill in demand before they go to university.

The system is so bad even nysc is a waste of a full year of many graduates.

A skill is a handy weapon against poverty so it's important the youths embrace it.

Skills are even easier to learn now, go to YouTube (loaded with tons of life changing information) and get school.

Nigeria will be great again if only our Youths explore their creative abilities.

Op
U took me down memory lane
Thanks.

Op
U have made a good decision.
Beating her was bad but just
end the relationship.

I can't tolerate women that have
domestic violence tendencies.
And they should not be condoned.

One day she will carry hot vegetable oil to
bath ur neice

Op my candid advice

You have to man up this time around if
really u want to marry her.

Propose to her and if her BF is the excuse
Tell her point blank u want to move on
and stop seeing her altogether.
Forget her tears, it's either she leaves the
guy or leaves u.
She can't eat her cake and have it back.

Stop being a pawn in the hands of women

The guy is a cheap liar.
If he has guts let him show and spew the
trash that her brother was banging her.

Shameless people everywhere.

Op
The first is not serious about you and I don't need to stress on that as he seems to me a time waster possibly he's seeing as just a mere gf.
In a year u saw twice, who has he been seeing?
I will suggest, u give yourself a break.

Breathe fresh air and I mean real fresh air.

Then launch into the deep. I believe you will have a great catch this time around.

I wish all the best

This post is so untrue. Who is the lady that will come online and expose herself like this in this country?

Op.
If you fail in life, u have failed a whole generation and
if you succeed, a whole generation has suceeded.

Many people are looking out to you directly or indirectly to suceed
because their success may be tied to you.

I expect you to be futuristic, whatever decision you take now may make or mar your future.
You know the signs and you know exactly the right step to take,, why haggle over it?

I no fit marry woman way dey bring me dry pocket, i will prefer to remain single than to be a brokefool
in the name of love.

Use your head and don't be a dummy.

routik:
Hi Nairalander's,

I observed something recently while trying to use my GT Bank Naira Master Card on Aliexpress. Three days ago, I tried to help my younger sister make payment (of $156.79 USD) for her order on Aliexpress. But to my amazement, the payment wasn't successful. I contacted GT Bank customer service and was informed that their Naira Master Card has been restricted not to work on Trade websites like Aliexpress, Alibaba, Ebay, Amazon, etc.
I also reached out to a friend who knows about the recent development and he told me that some people were taking advantage of the GT Bank's online exchange rate of N390 to $1USD to enrich themselves.

Please anyone that has made payment on any International Trade Websites (within this week) using his or her Naira Master/Visa Card should kindly share his/her experience.

Below is also an email I received from Fluterwave on their Barter Virtual Dollar Card Service Interruption on the 29th on July 2020. This is a sign that there is going to be some international transactions restriction on all Nigerian Bank Cards.

I observed it today and I felt something sinister somewhere was wrong with the payment processor. OK, I will talk with my account officer with respect to this development.

So strange, GTB of all banks

Melchizzedek:
pls do u know the name of the zone and under what province it is. He said he has started making contacts for me but if u can provide this info, it'll really go a long way to fast track the the connection.

Have u run a Google search?

Ovs4real:
Good posts.. I read from page 1 to 13, complete goldmine. But am lost, am a newbie so its really confusing for me. I need help

Thank you.
I understand ur confusion, Kindly chat me on whatsapp (see my number in my signature) for clarification.

MimieJay:
This is not much of what should have made it here, but I can't contain my joy, so I just decided to share.

For anyone who might have been wondering if Youtube actually pays, Yes, they do.

I started Youtube about a year ago, and actually got monetized about 4 months back because Youtube has some requirements you must meet before you get monetized.

Actually, my major reason for starting was not to make money from it, I just wanted to do it. But when you make money from something you love to do or do for fun, no matter how little it is, there's this sense of accomplishment that comes with it, which is what I feel now.

And the only way from here, is UP.

If you are less busy or you are just interested in watching how I spent my first Youtube payment, I did a vlog on that and don't forget that a "subscribe" goes a long way. Thank you.

Watch:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEdZJBrA6fg

Congratulations. It's a big leap in the big journey.

Rawhumper:
[guy man i no say ur mind go dey there .

Yes it is,get ready to have erection every min am not kidding.

It is nigerians real porn sex stories witg videos site.

Anyways that time one is passong should be well managed

no be like that. The Naf name got me curious as in Nigeria airforce.

Rawhumper:
My brother i tire,i see guys brag about sexcapedes some will go to the extent of uploading videos while some mumu will hail them.

I drink sex like water,in truth i dont like showing myself.
I remember one guy that was bragging cos d call him fine boi,he once bragged abt his exploits to me.

When he started seeing calls i get from ladies asking me to visit them and he later learnt i have bleeped most of the workers around him including the GM of where he works,the GM is a very young girl oo,

I wanted his unit to get me something,he declined saying i have to go to their HQ,i stayed and called his boss,she ordered him to do it for me which he surprisingly did.

That was when he started respecting and became humble....
I told him the real men dont talk cos its an empty bottle that makes d loudest noise and breaks easily cos it lacks substance.

I only narrate my sexual adventures for edification not for me to be praised....it doesnt pay.

I know the number of ladies that call me to know when i will be back in town.

I really hate guys that are loud,increasing volume of the music in their cars to attract attention..
Women are sophiscated beings they are not as they seemed.

Sorry for the long epistle,go to Naf u go see videos and sex pics tire,even out of the hundreds of girls been bleeped in the videos i can say i saw only 4 as my spec,others not my taste.
Very shameful

Sex is a pass time time and not something to brag about, just like bragging if one drinks coke
Is naf a site online?

2. Search For Blog posts to make a contribution - This is the crunch.

You will look out for articles that you can contribute to. Under each blog posts, people will comment and ask questions.
Don’t bother that people have already commented, just look out for a question ask and go out to answer the question even if it means getting the answer from a google search.
Your answer must be detailed and very valuable.

Infact you can make it a mini blog post and at the end of your post you can conclude with telling them the site you found that can provide a different view to what you have posted then your blog link or landing page link. Use your wits and make your submission count. Don’t make it look like spam.
No direct affiliate link please

If your post is valuable to the community, your post will be accepted.
Once, it is you have open your offer to a large audience. When people find your post valuable, they will likely click your link and read your post and look at what you are offering. If what you are offering is likely to provide answers that they seek, they will purchase.

This is a powerful technique as even in years to come people will see your contributions and even purchase from your link.

Do this for as many active blogs you find. The more the merrier.

If you do this correctly, you will get sales.

Onward....
We will look at a powerful technique for getting traffic and sales to your money page.

Traffic Source 2 - Blog Comments

This technique is not as common as it used to be because most of these comments are deleted by the site admin.
However, it is very effective if properly used and i will show how your comments will pass for the traffic pool to
see what you have on offer.


Let’s say we are targeting the dog training niche.
Here are a few steps to follow to get good results.

1. Find active blogs in your niche -This is the starting point. Go to google search engine and type dog training blog. Your niche + blog

i.Search through relevant search results and look out for active blogs. By active I mean blogs that have active engagement on them. You can see that from how recent their comments have been. The more recent the better for you.

Ii. You can go ahead and search the traffic stats of the blogs you have found using your favourite tools or just use simmilarweb(dot)com to search for traffic volume.

In all ensure you select blogs that have good engagement and of course good traffic.

ElasticStone:
Guys I want to order some stuff from amazon to Nigeria. I reside at Kogi state. What modalities would I need to have it delivered here and also, will my naira debit card work for the payment?

Modalities.
1. Most likely u'll need a third party shipping agent to help you ship from US to Lagos and then to kogi.
Here's the route, Amazon ships ur order to ur shipping agent's address in the US (this means u use ur shipper's address as ur shipping address on Amazon). Ur shipper brings ur goods to Nigeria for u.
U can arrange with ur shipping agent to have ur items sent to you by ur place at kogi.
There are times u can ship directly, it may be very expensive though,and using postal services will take quite some time to get it delivered.

2.Yes ur card should work if it either a mastercard or visa card

Victory2222:
you mean your wife us 8yrs older than u?

No.

8 yrs - my wife

We are moving to the 3rd and vital step of the Money Machine

Step 3: Monetize your money page.

With your site set up, it's time to turn the traffic tap on.
Before I forget, u can also use a free Wordpress to build ur site.

Traffic Source 1 -Quora.

Quora is a question and answer site. A site where people come to ask questions and experts come to provide answers.
The site get an average of 478.60 million visitors monthly according to similar web.
This site is an Authority site in the eyes of google as it easily ranks for hundreds of thousand of keywords
on the search engine.

This is one site I don't joke with as it has an ability to give you passive income over long time as long
as your content is there.

As far as I am concerned, the site provides a market place for those with problems and experts that have solutions.

How do you use this site.?

1. You will need to sign up for a free account.

2. Look out for your niche by typing it in the search bar. Using our example, type dog training into the search bar.

3. Look out for questions that people are asking. You can answer some of the most recent questions.
Here's how to do it, u can get answers from Google search, use your own words to post the answer.
Infact you need not rush it, take your time and provide a very valuable answer and then you can say something
like, i just found out an article that shows how to stop a dog from licking its paws. What do you think?
Post the link to the article.

Note Quora does not allow direct affiliate links.

Over a period of time people begin to see your post and if they find it valuable, it will be upvoted.

The more upvotes your comment gets, the higher it goes and the more the visibility.
People see your post is valuable and may click and see your article.
And from there you can begin to generate sales.

Try and post valuable answers to questions and watch out for the kind
of traffic that your site will get.

The idea is to post valuable information, infact you can make it a mini blog post.
The more value you can provide the more money you overtime from quora.

Another thing is that you get good backlinks from an authority site and this is a good
thing in the eyes of google. The more backlinks you get from an authority site like quora
the better search engine ranking.

Tommorrow hopefully, we shall look at another powerful traffic source.

Fredmatic:
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That is a good sale you got, like how much do you make a month with affiliate?
Yeah CPA restrict a lot , and you are limited with options to market their products. I was regetted from one popular one I registered

My earnings monthly are relative but since this year begun, I have not earned less than 500dols
But the truth is that I really work it out.

Fredmatic:
Ok, that is good, just to convince them even though one can use a different means to promote the product

Exactly!

alaribe1992:
I am an undergraduate of a high institution in Owerri, so I've been home due to the closure of schools Nationwide.

There's this girl whose mom owns a drinking bar somewhere around my street, she's an undergraduate too, but she's been home too during this lockdown. I've been seeing this girl for years but started developing feelings for her suddenly.

I approached her as a sharp guy and collected her number. She wasn't using a smart phone then, so we communicate through phone calls.
At first our conversations was smooth and sweet, and it was like a match made in heaven, we haven't gone out for a date due to she always stays in her mom's shop and her mom is a very strict woman. Her dad is late. I told this girl my mind, that I'd like us to date and she agreed.

To cut the story short

After a week she started acting strange, sometimes she wouldn't pick my calls and she won't call back, she got a smart phone and was back on WhatsApp. She replies my text late after seeing them.

On Sunday afternoon I called her and she busied my call, a friend of mine who lives opposite their shop called me on phone telling me the girl was outside their shop and was over the phone with someone for a long time. I called her again and she busied my call again, I texted her on WhatsApp to ask her what her problem was.

After a day, she replied on WhatsApp that she's sorry. Well today she just texted me that she's no longer interested in the relationship that she just wants to be left alone. Note that we haven't even had a time together all this while due to the fact I didn't want to rush things with her and she was always at her mom's shop.

I want to know how someone that likes you before just wakes up and all of a sudden no longer interested in you again without any provocation.

Thank you

Probably she didn't like you the way you thought she did. She has a smart phone that she can use to connect with her friends and of course her school boyfriend. So what do you expect?

Just move on o jare

FuckHomophobes:
Sir do you mind me sending you a mail? I have issues setting up the account. I don't know how to set it up. Than you

OK, Kindly reach me on whatsapp(this is faster) or affiliateraph(at) gmail.com

Fredmatic:
Yeah, I think I am the only one following, ppl don't read more than 6-7 pages and get tired, so they move on to other topics

On warrior+, what message pattern do you think one can send to vendors to convince them of giving you access to their affiliate links to use. You on this one is different from clinkbank where u can easily copy the affiliate link.
And also jvzoo

From personal experience, I get better audience from them when I connect to them via Skype.

The trick is to tell them that u'll run paid ads to promote their products. And don't forget to always for a review copy of their product.

It makes them take u serious.

FuckHomophobes:
Thank you very much.... I am here now. I just joined the class sir

I am in the process of setting up my money page

I like that.
No slacking bro

Fredmatic:
Thanks, this is good one, I always think instead of wasting your time on 20 -30 dollar commission, why should I not target 300-400 commission even though the gravity is 10 or 20. Bcus writing content with all the available vendor resources is not that easy.
That will be a big one to cash and not wast energy.

There are a few simple ways to offer high ticket products.

1. Run PPC to build a list and offer the product.

2. Have blog where u provide content regularly and from your contents and your blog u can advertise high ticket products

3. Build a buyer list of passionate people. This set up people will buy your offers if they have received good value from you in the past.

Fredmatic:
When you buy a domain and hosting to start this business, do you continue to renew the hosting fee or the domain fee or both?

You have to renew Both.

Fredmatic:
Which one do you do mostly, content writing to promote products or YouTube product promotion.

I do both.

Fredmatic:
One thing is to have enough traffic another is for ppl to buy the product, few ppl buy out of the many that click through. I want you to talk about CPA marketing if you have knowledge about it

It really depends, I have offered a product that out of 27 clicks, I got 22 sales.

I have good knowledge of CPA but I didn't venture because of the restrictions of entry as at that time.
Since, I don't do it at the moment I may be reluctant to share information about it.

Anyway, I will try and furnish the house with information on CPA over time

FuckHomophobes:
Please how can one get the Google keyword planner sir.... Seems you most have an ads account before you can use the free tool

Yes, u'll need to sign up for a Google ad account before you access the keyword planner