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Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

I can relate to how u froze when the coffin opened.The fun is the accelerated heartbeat, blood rushing the face as u freeze and the breath snuffing .

Very creepy.

This is really turning out as a game of chess. The choice of VP of the major has to be a very strategic move that will either improve or undermine their position in the top office.
Nevertheless, the electorate has a big role to play in this beautiful game.

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Mooh247:




Only an idiotic mumu would still think Tinubu controls Nigerian Navy and he is capable of an imaginary massacre

Atleast Owo massacre we saw the bodies and their families

Health wise he just had kneel surgery and he admitted it, President Roosevelt of United States was the longest serving US President and he was paralyzed waste down, Current Texas Governor is on Wheelcheer and running for 3rd term yet Tinubu cant contest due to kneel cap replacement surgery

Only a very stupid imbecilicc dunce would think Christian vs Muslim dichotomy exist among Yorubas, My dad is an Alhaji, is younger brother is an ordained Pastor, My sister is an Alhaja married to a deacon, My girlfriends mother is a Christian... And in your foolish mind you think we have any issues with religion, and Yorubas who are Christians are obligated to support Peter Obi

*When Nnamdi Azikwe traded Awolowo's place for Tafa Balewa it was not betrayal

*When Ibos massively voted Tofa over Abiola it wasn't betrayal,

*When Nnwosu Nullified Abiolas Election, Daniel Kanu hosted One million March for Abacha while Abiola and Obasanjo where in jail, it was not betrayal




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I quoted this because it’s news to me and I will verify.
You have spoken well, the yorubas do not have issues with religion.
Nigeria is a nation with people that gives more preference to their brothers before considering others.

lagonovo:
My preference was Prof Yemi Osinbajo and his message of hope last night reinforced my faith in what is possible in Nigeria.

Someone gave Prof Osinbajo the political platform to showcase his depth. That person is Bola Tinubu who was never my type of politician.

In choosing between Atiku, Tinubu and Obi, I will go for Tinubu. His records show clearly that he has vision and he assembles great team of technocrats without necessarily leaving the less cerebral behind. Politics is all about numbers, built on a structure of alliances and trust, and he fully understands it.

That's how I am consoling myself with opened eyes, not emotion.

I like ur understanding and depth. More wisdom friend.

Ok. God will rescue you don't worry.

I want to believe u know exactly what you want to go into because no be beans and dodo.

I think the key here is providing content your audience is looking for. You can join forums, Facebook groups and YouTube to know what type of content ur audience seek and of course to market ur blog
Keyword research is also must and I believe you are grounded in that.

Look for affiliate programs that you can join to monetize your blog

Finally, I will advice u grow balls because u are going to be having sleepless nights with nothing to show but over time, something good will start coming your way.

All the best.

Op
Please let simping dogs lie.
Hin eye go clear.

Pasima:
That girl has strong mind she will never accept me again her mind is made up

Ok. Kindly move on, she’s not worth u. You will get someone far better than her. There are plenty out there just fish.

Pasima:
My girlfriend just ended our relationship this afternoon because I am not giving her money often and called her a lier. She expects me to be paying for her hair and place her on monthly allowance when she never even sleep in my house or give me sex for once since 8months we dated. I tried my best and did the once I can and always visit her and assist her in some house chores and even help her wash clothes, buy food for her, water, sub for her and take her out when I have money with me because I love her so much. Just because I withdraw myself from doing some of those things and talks to her in annoying way, she end the relationship. I cried alot this afternoon. I might kill myself

Did I hear u say u want to kill urself because of a lady?
If u really loved her as u claim u wouldn’t talk to her annoyingly because u haven’t laid her.
If laying a lady is ur priority, then look for layers that u can lay quickly.
If u are looking for a lasting relationship, laying should not be ur prerogative.

Nevertheless, relax and give her a call. Thereafter communicate with het using her dominant love language. I am sure she will reciprocate and rescind her words.

Adwoabroni:
A pastor leading the congregation of Rock for Jesus Christ has escaped the wrath of a husband after he was caught sleepy with his wife on his matrimonial bed.

According to report, the husband returned home from work unexpectedly and met the pastor bedding with his wife.

After seeing the disgusting incident, the husband got angry and jumped on the husband thinking it was a robber bedding his wife.

The man raised alarm and residents came in their numbers to help him bust the thief but after their arrival, they disclosed to him that the pastor is not a thief but a man of God.

After being disgraced in front of the masses, the man of God took to his heels.

Before that, the residents rebuked him and the lady for committing an abomination.

As we speak, it is said that the issue has been taken to the chief of the community and the two fornicators have been summoned for questions.

Meanwhile, the agitated husband said he is not ready to forgive his wife for sleeping with the pastor.
Watch the video below;

https://allgistroom.com/pastor-married-church-choir-leader/

Honestly, I am yet to know the pleasure f^^ls like these derive from adultery.
Useless and shameless adults

This directly proves that husband and wife matters is not one to put mouth in just like that.

Take note of his tone in the earlier thread and now.
Wishing op all the best with his bae

Nice and creative post.

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Rahkman:
Their exchange was captured in a video that later trended online. In the clip shared on Instagram by Samklef.

The lady who appeared to be one of the video vixens, was seen typing out what many assumed to be her phone number into the phone that was given to her by the bodyguard

Hmmm, monitoring spirits on the move.

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andyblinks05:
Hello sir Good day
I'm in Lagos now.
I lost your contact. my name is andy from this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6514433/coming-lagos-opportunities#100952573

Good. Kindly chat me on whatsapp

Mehn, I missed these storms. Very regular occurrence during my stay in maiduguri.
There are times the sand storms will just blackout an afternoon and storm for hours.
If u are caught outside it’s only God that can help. People get eye problems that may end up in blindness from these storms.

Op
Go home and listen to what she has to say. If it is possible reconcile with ur dad.
U have just got act wisely and disobeying ur step mum is a curse on its own.
However, have it in mind that u are getting a place of ur own as soon as possible.

arejibadz:
I keep wondering The love they both had at first site were did it run to?

It was never love in the first place. It was infatuation. Love is enduring while infatuation doesn’t sustain marriage.

Let’s watch and see as events unfold it’s really getting interesting.
My own is that Nigerians should have from learnt from the hardship and vote wisely

angelfallz:
you saying how can a beautiful lady lack husband. Its like some of you don't know what is happening. I know of one beautiful lady personally that has been looking for husband. In her own case her problem is that she is AS.
So, stop being surprised that beautiful ladies are also in the market for husbands, that kind of thinking is harmful to the ladies, because men would think that she is lying.

I am sorry to say that u didn’t understand my post.

I didn’t write my earlier post without putting those things u highlighted into consideration.

If u read my post well u would have seen why I said so.

As a northerner bro, she can attract suitors that can make her a second or a third wife.

This lady is too pretty to be searching especially with the fact that she is a moslem and a northerner.

adenigga:
https://punchng.com/APC-cant-clear-PDPs-16-year-rot-in-four-years-Lai-Mohammed

All dis old men with poor and corrupt reasoning.
7 yrs and still counting u guys have turned 9ja into a nightmare and all we can hear is still the blame game.

Visionless sets of people we call leaders.

Happy Birthday Sir.
Wishing you more years in sound health and mind.

But guy I don’t subscribe to ur presidential ambition.

iLegendd:
Which of These 10 Things Hurt You or Will Hurt You the Most?

6. Being broke-shamed or oppressed by people when you have nothing

This is the one that will hurt me most. Infact it has in the past and never again will i go through
such an experience.

This alone can make one suicidal.

UYEMDO35:
Am in love with the wrong girl and can't help myself out.
My Story goes like dis, I love dis girl so much and can't really do without her, well before I met her I never believed in true love but it hurt me so much to be suffering all in d name of love.
First, I dated her all because of my emotional trauma, I love her so much I can't denied d fact, I did a lot of crazy thing just to prove how much I love her....... Though! I am in my mid-20. And I know what I want in life.
She has done more harm than good in which I have tolerated enough. I think it's time to kiss her good bye.
Like i said before she did a lot of crazy things to me which is unforgivable, but still yet. I can't breakup with her.
She took in and lied to me dat am responsible for it and I was very sure that am not responsible for it, I carried out a research and later discover dat it was a friend of mine who helped me in wooing her dat got her pregnant, I even went to d extent of confronting my friend which he admitted to be true and pleaded that I should forgive him, which I did.. Funniest part, I gave her money to get rid of it becuz my friend couldn't afford it. I also confronted her about the pregnancy of a thing, she never admitted d truth.
I let everything died down and never bothered asking her again.
Thought! She played fast one on me, I still continued loving her..... What trigger me most recently....I saw her with a ring, I was shocked.
I asked her about it and she told me that it's just a promised a ring, dat it was her boyfriend who gave her and not that she love him, he force it on her. (Yes) am aware of the guy. But d girl parent do not approve of their relationship but dey are still in touch.

She promise to stick by me that I should give her sometimes to get rid of d guy first, dat d guy happened to be her first love and is going to take time to get rid of him completely.

I kept moot about it.......

From a close friend of mine, I heard she's still in touch with dat friend of mine who got her pregnant.... Dey are secretly dating.

I have spent a token on her but I regretted ever dating her.


Am thinking of breaking up with her today.{ that's if I had courage to do so}

Guys! How do I go about it? I see myself as a weakly.

That is exactly what u are. A weakling and since u know u are a weakling, u have got to brace up.

Just tell her u don’t deserve her kind of person and u are no longer interested in the relationship so that she can focus on her numerous boyfriends. It’s that easy.

How I wish many of u can love God with half the affections u show these sluts u call girlfriends.